After crying enough, Yanyan opened the iron door, and we walked through the yard with each other's arms, like two roosters and hens in the soup in the wind and rain. These two chickens sprinkled the past grievances and pains in the rain, and will never recall them in the future, let alone ask who is right and who is wrong. Because they are two clever chickens, they know that all this suffering is a deliberate arrangement of God's jealousy of beauty.

When we entered the house, we looked at me, I looked at you, and suddenly laughed together, because we both looked miserable, embarrassed, and pitiful.

"Brother, why did it take so long for you to come to me?" Little Swallow asked me with some resentment.

I took off my coat and wiped my face and said,

"Ahem, don't mention it, isn't it dark, raining, slippery, and unfamiliar roads, hahahaha."

I myself was amused by this casual remark, and the little swallow laughed and scolded angrily, and immediately beckoned me gently. can't stop it at any time, the humor of a qualified talk show actor is exposed, because they are all a group of goods, and they forget the pain when they have good scars.

"What about Uncle Tian and Auntie?"

"In the past two days, they have been busy with the company's affairs."

As we spoke, I observed that Little Swallow's face had been visibly thinner, her cheekbones were a little uplifted, and her chin had become sharper. The eyes that just cried red are a little prominent, so they appear surprisingly large, and it seems that it takes some time to blink an eye. I lifted her chin and pretended to look at her in surprise.

"My ICU, why have you become so ugly, but I love you so much, hehe."

Yanyan was looking up at my face, but when she heard what I said, her face flushed, and she pursed her mouth to reprimand me.

"Why are you so annoying?"

I took her into my arms and spoke very seriously into her ear,

"Yan, I swear that I will never be separated from you again, whether you are born, old, sick, or dead, rich or poor."

"Hmm"

"What about you?"

"I swear that no matter how old or sick I am, rich or poor, I will not be separated from Qiao Yiding." Little Swallow also said it seriously.

"Did you sense something, little swallow? Why did you find out not long after I arrived at the gate? ”

"I can't help but go to the window to watch it a few times a day, it's raining today, don't you choose this kind of weather compound on TV dramas, I watch it more diligently." The little swallow whispered in my arms.

"I'm the one who made you sad, Yan, this is the first and will be the last, I swear."

Just now, it was still a wind and rain mixed with a moving cry, but now it is a spring full of love and love, and life is really a weird tragicomedy.

"Sister, if you're okay at night, go home and bring Lele with you, I haven't seen my eldest nephew for a long time."

"He still has to learn piano at night, you must have something, what's wrong?"

"Ahem, I'm back together with Tian Yan, if I leave her, I'll die. Sister, you can do it, come back and persuade them to do it? I can't find anyone else to help me but you. ”

"A few days ago, our mother said that you don't think about tea and dinner every day, I knew that you had to get back together, wait for me at night, I'll help you talk about it." My sister readily agreed on the phone, and it seems that she is still the best Chinese sister who loves me the most.

My sister came at 7 o'clock. I immediately came out of the bedroom, sat on the couch and watched my parents watch TV, my dad looked at me alertly, and then at my sister and began to talk to himself,

"Hasn't this typhoon tail gone yet? I don't think it's going to be stormy again. ”

People are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, and rabbits are not easy to take when they are old. I secretly gave this sentence a thumbs up in my heart.

"Where does the rain come from, don't you see the stars and moon outside, and I don't say that there is a weather forecast." My mom believed my dad's words.

"I have something to report to your second elder." As soon as I said this,

"Did you see it, when I was eating, I saw that your son was unusually energetic. It seems that the strength that has been accumulated for more than ten days is finally full today, and it is ready to vent on me. My dad interrupted me and continued to say to my mom, "As long as he talks to me, he has to talk to me every time." ”

"You let the child finish speaking, every time you are angry, why am I okay, what's the matter, eldest son?"

"Mom, I'm back together with Tian Yan, I've been struggling for these days, I really can't hold on, I have to die if I leave her."

My mom fell silent when she heard this, apparently she had also been bounced down by me.

"That's what I'm talking about, aren't you afraid of you dying so you're angry with me?"

"Dad, this matter is not as serious as you think, why do you have to be so angry. This time, will you calm down and control your emotions first, and listen to me slowly? ”

My dad turned his head in anger, but was muted for the time being.

"Medical technology is so advanced now, as long as it is detected early, any disease can be treated now. And there are gene editing, genetic testing, and surrogacy, so the problem of the child is not a problem. You have also seen my performance these days, I fully consider your concerns, and I really want to try to forget about her, I tried my best. But emotional things are not something I can control, and now I know that I can't do without her. ”

"Son, your father and I are afraid that you will have little experience when you are young, and now you will suffer in the future."

My mom started wiping tears again. My dad also found a cigarette and smoked it, and he has rarely smoked since he had plaque in the carotid artery, which caused a slight lack of blood supply to the brain. Looking at this scene in front of me, my heart was so sour that I couldn't even speak. But what can I do, I can only persevere, short-term pain is better than losing my life.

"Mom and Dad, don't be angry first, calm down and listen to me. You have seen what my brother is like these days, and you know what his character is like, he has worked very hard this time. 30 years old is actually not young, no matter how thoughtful he is, he should learn to bear the consequences of his own actions. Both of you are in your 60s, and most of your life has passed, so don't always worry about us, go out every day to exercise, take care of your body, and live a few more years is the most important thing. Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, you all know, and the twisted melon is not sweet. Besides, Tian Yan's girl is very nice and reasonable, that is, she first asked for your blessings, and she is very beautiful. The family conditions are much higher than ours, and the parents' education is good, where can I find such a sensible rich only daughter now. You don't care about their young people, we don't oppose or support it, how good is it to let it develop naturally, what do you say? ”

Sister, although you are speaking for me, I still have to admire your ability to quibble, if you didn't attack me a few days ago, then now I will be more grateful to you. Last time you told me that they were in their 60s and had to think about them. This time, he said that he should think about himself in his 60s, and it seems that our family ancestors not only have bad breath, but also sophistry.

My dad didn't say anything and went into the house on his own, but we all knew that he acquiesced if he didn't speak. His attitude will change so quickly, it must have been a little delayed in this matter, and he has slowly accepted that it has something to do with it. As for my mother, it's not a problem at all, can she raise me to be a mother's treasure man, can she be willing to resolutely oppose me, especially Tian Yan is really good.

When people are in good spirits at happy events, it is especially smooth to do things. In 3 days, I sorted out a new manuscript, and at the same time, I was ready to memorize, and of course I had to perform a new work after not being on stage for more than half a month.

"Hello everyone, I'm Qiao Yiding, once I saw a lady with a dog, her dog began to poop in the middle of the street, this lady immediately looked around us with a cruel expression, the meaning is obvious, (I whispered slowly) If anyone dares to disturb her dog's dog today-out Gong, (gradually louder) then let whoever enters the emperor's harem, her sharp eyes are like a scalpel, I unconsciously shivered when it swept over my face, and then there was a feeling that my body was hollowed out. But now it's all a legal society, who is afraid of this threat, so everyone left without hesitation (pause followed by a cartoon tone). You all know that I have always been short-tempered, and I can't get used to her, so I decided to hide first, and observe from a distance, and then I was afraid of my right hand, (raised my right hand, and then withdrew to stare at him) because I never counted on him when I was in danger. Whenever I was in danger and needed him to do something, you know what he did? He actually betrayed me and took the initiative to shake hands with my enemy, and the handshake was not over, but he also had to hug them warmly. Sometimes he touched the enemy, saying that this hand is really sensible, much stronger than his master, but it will not fail to talk about martial virtues, and take advantage of the hug to come behind my back, right? Not only did he not dare to make a move (raise his right hand), but sometimes he even hid his hand behind his back in order to pretend to be innocent, meaning that all this had nothing to do with it. As a result, "my mouth is still fighting with the enemy, but my right hand is secretly hiding, so I have to say to my enemy, you see I don't have any hands at all, so don't attack me." A crappy rap for everyone, thank you. So it was very easy for me to become the "number one" (raise the right hand) in our circle, and they all said that I was a good hand (right hand up) who was good at escaping. I'm messing up here, let's continue, and after a while, the lady saw that Gong was done and shouted to the dog, and my son went to the market. Then he didn't even clean the dog's poop, and walked forward with his head held high. How can I stand this ugly phenomenon with my fiery temper, I immediately wrapped the poop with toilet paper, like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, quickly rushed to the woman's side, raised my hand, and threw the toilet paper into the garbage bin next to the woman. Did you see, I was so silent that I humiliated her (with accent) and she just rolled her eyes at me and left. Friends, you all saw it, she didn't dare to scold me, isn't she, is she afraid of me? Should I take advantage of the victory? (Quickly) pull it down, I'm going to chase you, I've got to go home anyway, I still have business to do, my mom is calling me home for dinner. Coincidentally, on the way home, I met two young couples with a puppy. They kept saying to the puppy, "Eldest son, go to your grandparents, we have to run errands, we can't take you." In the distance, two old couples also shouted at the dog (exaggerated in a false voice), "Good grandson, come here, come quickly." And the little dog turned a deaf ear and walked straight to the lawn, and the little couple shouted, "Eldest son, I don't want you if you don't obey, let's go." This time it worked, and the puppy barked at them a few times, as if to say, "You two are puppies, I want to go (loudly) to break into Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, Wangwang, I heard that there are many people there who want to be licking dogs." Turning around and continuing towards the lawn, it was clear that this dog was a dog with a unique outlook on life, and a dog who wanted to do something big. The old couple shouted again, "Good grandson, come over quickly, we want you, come here, we will take you to buy delicious food." The conversation scene of this big family is very touching, so touching to my heart, I can't help but want to ask, "Grandparents, can I do it in the past?" I, I'm obedient, I, I want to eat delicious, and I'll go to the toilet by myself after eating, so my parents don't have to worry about it anymore, I go out and defecate in the open. "Speaking from the bottom of my heart, I really envy this big family, and I want to say hello to them, but I don't know their real names, so they are directly called dog fathers and dog mothers, then, will they be beaten? I've got only one hand left (right hand raised). If you call the old couple "Grandpa Dog, Grandma Dog", will they be angry, lie down on the ground and pretend to touch porcelain, and shout (the performance is fast, very excited) "Lao Tie hurry up and grab this grandson, the canine teeth from his mouth pierce my heart." "Okay, I see that you don't like this stalk very much, then I admit that I made this paragraph up blindly, it's too difficult to write a stalk on a talk show, and you can only make up the number of words if you don't have a stalk. You can also see my negative attitude, I am not as good as the dog of the little couple, I have ambition and ability, I don't dare to go to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou alone, I just want to have a pair, buy me a delicious grandfather (squeamish, make a sound) grandma. I remember one day when I was strolling in the park, a little teddy suddenly burst out, and it stood not far in front of me and barked at me. I don't understand how I provoked it, and I don't understand why it's yelling, can't it say something properly. But judging by the dog-eyed look on Teddy's face and the shape of his mouth, I came to the conclusion that it was scolding my mother. I had to teach him a profound lesson to remember me, so that he would know exactly what it means for a dog to not be able to spit out ivory, so we scolded each other on the way. As a result, I lost to the dog again, because it swears people in a tone, and the speed is very fast, and the voice is very loud, so it not only has a good Chinese tongue, but also has a good Chinese voice. And we stand-up comedians can only tell jokes, and we are not born to swear, and we can't scold at all, let alone that it's just a dog. Therefore, it is important to be proficient in a bird language. I just looked down and found a branch to scare it away, I can't scold you, can't I beat you? I have to give full play to the advantages of my height and weight, and today I will let you see how powerful Yang Guo is. Then a woman ran between me and Teddy and shouted, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it doesn't bite," and I was even angrier because she was turning to Teddy and I at the same time, and she was comforting both of us at the same time. Teddy and I must have been thinking at this point, this guy across the other side doesn't bite, but he's scary. In the end, I escaped, because it was obvious that the other party was two people, and Yang Guo, who was the number one of my leader, forgot to go out to take the eagle because of the haste to respond. Friends, talk shows generally don't end with chicken soup or sensationalism, but today I dare to say a few words. Pets are very cute, can accompany the elderly and children, and can accommodate your overflowing love. But keep in mind that pets that always love to bark can't be raised, large and ferocious ones can't be raised, and pets that have bitten people can't be raised. Slip pets without leashes, and dog parents who don't clean their pets outside, you don't deserve to raise. Okay, thank you.