"Yan, do you know how good you are? You have been looking at yourself every day for the past 26 years, so you feel that everything you have is just ordinary and ordinary, if you look at you with my eyes, then you will definitely proudly raise your neck and raise your noble head. But I beg you not to ignore me, let alone look down on me, because if you do, I can only look up to you, and my cervical spine will hurt after a long time. ”

After sending the message, I began to become self-absorbed, and according to my current writing, I should officially put the matter of writing a novel on the agenda.

"Brother, thank you from the bottom of my heart, meeting you who are considerate and delicate is the greatest blessing in my life. I will use all my love and love to surround you all the time, taste happiness and sorrow with you, watch the flowers bloom and fall together, and the birds return. Brother, I will always be the ordinary me, and I will always be the one who likes to look up at you. ”

This is the first time that Yanyan has revealed her heart to me so directly, she is a shy and passive person in terms of emotional expression. And I used to be a person who was ashamed to talk about love, how did I start to become toothless after I met her, but I like myself more and more so cheeky (shameful).

The river of time passes slowly, seemingly carelessly, but in fact it never stops calculating. Whenever we wake up in comfort, we are surprised to find that the boat we are riding has already passed the station.

I haven't been to a small theater for almost a month, and I have to revise a manuscript and come out, so I have to have a whole new work to comfort my audience.

But it's the same as before, as long as I open the manuscript and look at it, I feel deflated again. How many times has this been changed, why still can't I change the smell of poop, it seems that this time I changed over and over again, I ate too much, and I may be able to taste less when I am hungry in the future.

I didn't write this manuscript in ink, why does it stink so much? I want to change it and I don't think there's a good idea to replace it, but it seems that I still don't have enough humor. The self-confidence I built up just by writing love words began to crumble, and I still whimsically wanted to write a little "say", shut up, please stop "talking" to yourself.

I gritted my nose and tried not to suck in the smell before I was able to finish it, and began to recite and join in the performance. At this time, my confidence began to recover a little, because performance accounts for a large proportion of talk shows, and the same sentence, whether it is a question sentence or a declarative sentence, the effect is completely different. I re-recorded it one by one, and the modulation of the mouth and the gestures and steps aggravated the effect of each meme, which in turn regained my faith.

I took the stage and started performing.

Hello everyone, I'm Qiao Yiding. I remember when I was a child, I once went to the market, and suddenly found a 100 yuan under the stall bed, I don't know if you can understand how tempting 100 yuan more than 20 years ago is for a 7-year-old child. I looked at the special shining red paper in a daze (imitating unsteady walking), and fell into a state, and later people called it --- money fan, also called paper drunk gold fan, hehe. At a young age, I couldn't take my eyes off this big ticket, and unconsciously licked the corners of my mouth with my tongue, revealing a salivating expression. At this time, I reacted, and immediately stepped on the money with a galloping speed, and then quickly swallowed a large mouthful of saliva, which rushed back to my stomach because of nervousness, and my heart that had already jumped to my throat was rushed back to my stomach. As you can see, it is not difficult for children to learn idioms, as long as you are willing to spend 100 yuan, I promise to let him learn at least 10 without much effort. Alas, I'm always half-hearted in telling stories, and I'm going to advertise and get ready to take on private work, hehe. Okay, let's get down to business and move on to the story of how I saw money when I was a child. At this time, I completely regained my cleverness, and immediately followed the people in the TV series, squatted down and stepped on the money and pretended to tie my shoes. But when I squatted down and touched the back of my shoes, I was surprised to find that I was wearing cloth shoes without laces. It's no wonder that rich people wear lace-up (weighted) leather shoes, because the big leather shoes with lace-up are easy to pick up money, and they become rich people when they pick up money, have you found out? Is this a closed loop, or a barrier? It is said that the rich are becoming richer and richer now, is it because they all wear big lace-up shoes that are easy to pick up money? But in the midst of this lightning, my mouth naturally began to chatter, "Why are the feet and neck (deliberately in a soothing tone) so itchy?" With a twist of his hand, he naturally turned to the back of his foot and neck to tickle. Later, when I recalled this scene, I still sighed very much, my improvisation must have surpassed (fast speech) "I'm not an actor", at least - actors, please be in place. Of course, there are people like me who are praised as a "born liar". While scratching my foot and neck, I looked around and thought about what to do with the huge sum of 100 yuan, because my father's monthly salary was only more than 300 yuan at that time. I feel that under my cloth shoes, it is like stepping on a Nezha's hot wheels, which makes my mouth dry and dry, but I won't use this hot wheels to escape, Nezha, Nezha, why don't you write a description of the hot wheels? At least it must be more popular than "Qiaozi Talk Show, Release Love". But soon I made up my mind, because if I didn't decide, the Hot Wheels under my feet would burn the 100 yuan, and I pretended to scratch my feet and necks with my itchy hands, and if I thought about it, I would lose both my personal wealth. In the end, I decided to keep the huge sum of money to myself, because although I was small, I knew that I had to save money for a future wife, and after putting the money in my pocket, I turned my head and looked around, because my conscience compelled me to look for the policeman's uncle, and when I found it, I gave him the money. But I was looking for the policeman's uncle to turn his head very quickly, so fast that my eyeballs couldn't keep up with the speed of my head, and it hurt from being hit by my eye sockets, and the contact lenses I was wearing were squeezed by my eyeballs and squeezed on the conjunctiva a few times, and instead of my eyelids holding it tightly, it must have said goodbye. Because it's Bausch & Lomb, it's so big that it can't even hold a grain of sand. At the time, anyone could have seen that my search for the police was a fake, just to perfunctory my conscience. Friends, my selfishness has actually secretly told me that if such a quick action is unfortunate enough to find the police, then let's pretend that Bausch Lomb was blown away and left in a huff, and that I am short-sighted and can't see him clearly. Next, everyone knows that I am going to enter the consumption link, 7-year-old me is really irrational consumption crazy consumption, (RAP section) ice cream buying, bread buying, cola buying, water gun buying, pencils, erasers, notebooks, NO these resolutely can not not buy. Friends, only a fool would use his private money to buy school supplies, right? And I look pretty smart, don't I? Hehe, my money is called an arrogant, and then I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have never seen anyone who spends money more arrogantly than me, but the money is still not spent, because 100 yuan is too much, and in the end there is no way, I only invited two of my good friends to have a supper together to be considered a spent, am I a loser, and I spent all the money to marry my daughter-in-law, hehe. Others say, you don't understand the world of rich people, wrong, I understood it the day I picked up money at the age of 7, it's good to be rich, it can not only buy delicious and fun, but also buy big lace-up shoes that are easy to pick up money. When I returned home after consumption, the money was gone, but my conscience was there, and the uncles and aunts who lost the money were so heartbroken. Friends, I'm a good boy, I was rated as a top three student last semester, and I got 2 little red flowers this semester. How can I earn the money back and return it to the owner? As a safflower boy winner, I sighed and worried all day long, saying that teenagers don't know what it feels like to be sad, but at the age of 7, I was worried about money every day. In the end, the remedy I implemented was to make a wish, and when I grew up and became rich, I would take out 100 yuan every week to release the animal, that is, go to the market, secretly put 100 yuan in the corner and turn around and leave. If the owner of the lost money can't pick it up, then there is no way, because you, it's a life that loses money, but you still lack a life to pick up money, you, you just accept your fate. When I was young, after I made a wish to release and repay the money, I never bothered about repaying the money again, so I got two little red flowers one after another. Have you noticed? You can repay debts by making a wish, this is an epoch-making financial algorithm, I also hesitated to teach it to you, I suggest that friends who have debts to pay off famine can try it for free. Many years later, when my daughter-in-law learned about this story, she asked me, how much 100 yuan did you release later? I glanced at her in surprise, and then said slowly, you still have to care about what a child said more than 20 years ago, could it be that the 100 yuan was thrown away by your father? Thank you, I'm Qiao Yiding.