Of course, the audience was full of gongs, drums, firecrackers, applause and laughter, and I deserved it. Because God rewards hard work, I worked hard to write the manuscript and performed seriously. Especially in order to stop the manuscript from stinking, I started dieting, and I easily figured out this logic.

"Qiaozi, your 100 yuan release won the top ten best ideas of this year's talk show, could you please introduce where your inspiration came from?"

After Han Dongxu asked me, the other three corners of the iron four corners were all sitting at the table in the hotel with a smile, waiting for my answer.

"Ahem," I pretended to clear my throat, "Well, this was inspired by the fact that when I was running in the morning, I always saw people standing on the bridge and releasing fish bought from the market. And the day of the release on the bridge is the Sunday of the anglers far under the bridge, because they know that there is another fresh big fish. The whole picture is quite harmonious and touching, the people released on the bridge reverently completed the karma, repentance, and left very satisfied, and the people fishing in the distance frequently lifted the fishing rod and showed a bright smile. ”

After listening to me, everyone began to move their chopsticks and prepare to eat, because obviously they didn't like to hear this story.

"I haven't finished talking about the three of you, so you can listen while you eat, and don't delay. But this harmonious and touching picture does not depict the resentment of the fish in the fish basket at all, and I can clearly hear that the fish is swearing wildly, so that Lao Tzu can die a few times a day before you can be satisfied, it is very hard to change places back and forth, and it is very difficult to swim between life and death, you know? ”

Everyone smiled a little boringly, and the laughter was very perfunctory, and the story was still not to the public's taste.

"I've seen something similar too" Daxu listened to me, and when he saw that everyone didn't react, he picked up, "Seeing someone walking a bird or something like that, someone who has won the Tao has come forward, saying that these animals have lost their freedom, it's too pitiful, and walking animals builds their happiness on the pain of animals." These masters never thought that although the animal in the cage lost its freedom, it was given food and clothing without worry, and even received free medical insurance, so that it no longer had to worry about the threat of any natural predators. And the birds that have freedom in the wild are likely to be prey before they reach adulthood, and even if they are adults, they have to sleep in the open every day, and work hard for food and young birds. ”

"Daxu is right, this young man is also very insightful, hehe." As I spoke, I picked up my glass and prepared to carry a drink.

"Wait, big brother, I haven't finished talking about the emotions, hehe, I'll continue to talk. Can any of us be sure that any method or point of view must always be correct? If you don't know, why bother to be clever and guide others. Even if what everyone thinks is right now, it may be extremely wrong to look at it in a few years' time. What is good for you now, but it may be a disadvantage for others. Having said that, who of us is not a bird, who can not be constrained by all aspects, and fly as much as we want? ”

Yanyan and I nodded frequently, Daxu, this child has grown up, and he sees the problem very deeply. It seems that the people around me will indeed improve, of course I can't charge tuition, who made me miss the old, but this meal should not be sick if he settles the accounts.

"What Brother Han said is wonderful what Brother Han said. But I want to ask the two brothers, why did an ordinary talk show show make our topic rise to a higher level? ”

Hearing Linlin say this, Daxu and I both smiled proudly, and we didn't answer after laughing.

Linlin glanced at the two of us and continued,

"Two masters, if you talk like this, it will be impossible for an unsavvy person like me to keep up, please stop and wait for me. In this way, I propose a glass of Mona Lisa tears, everyone has something to do during this time, and I haven't had a drink for a long time, today the three of you are not drunk and do not return, I am responsible for sending you home, come and toast. ”

"Cheers" The four goblets snapped together, and the crisp and pleasant aftersound lingered.

"Linlin was right just now, we should really get drunk. Especially if this good man wants to send the three of us home, then I propose that we each have three glasses of Linlin. I'll come first, Linlin has worked hard for you tonight, I'll do it first as a respect. As soon as I looked up, I swallowed a mouthful of bitter tears, and the two of them laughed.

"No, Brother Qiao, you don't bring such a play, what kind of thing to toast me three cups per person. Besides, if you want to do it, you have to clink glasses, your glass of wine is self-punishment, come and come and you have three glasses after you have done this. ”

Who said that women are not as good as men, at least Linlin is a pure man.

"Don't worry, you can drink as much as you want, but everyone eats a few bites of food and then drinks, you see Brother Qiao didn't eat a mouthful of food, and a large glass of liquor went down." Only Tian Yan has pity on me, she must be a good wife in the future.

"Have you ever been to Tarzan? The weather is also cool, can I climb the mountain? ”

When the food was almost finished, Yanyan asked everyone, and the three of us all shook our heads and said that we hadn't been there.

Daxu has always been impulsive,

"Then let's go, Linlin, can you ask for leave? People can't say that Taishan is not a hero, if you don't go, it's still my big brother, hehe. ”

"Get out, it's not enough to be a good man in Taishan, what I heard about is the best in the world in Taishan, what a good man and a lazy man." But it's okay to take a vacation, I haven't taken my annual leave this year. ”

Tian Yan was amused by the two of them deliberately playing blunt. As soon as I heard it, these two people were talking nonsense in the game, and this piece couldn't do without me at any time.

"You both heard it wrong, don't people say that there is heaven and Taishan? Yanyan, let's open the road tomorrow, heaven is too high for me to go up, and it's too early for our age, the gate of heaven won't open for us. But Brother Taishan must accompany you to climb, you don't know, Brother climbs the mountain that is flat, I am too slow to walk, I have always run up the mountain. If you don't believe me, ask Daxu. ”

"Really, Brother Han?" Linlin asked first.

I can testify to this, and he is absolutely telling the truth. Hehe, but he was running up the hill, but he had to rest for 10 minutes after running for two minutes, and he didn't go as fast as we did every time. Da Xu's words caused a burst of laughter, and of course I laughed too.

"Then let's prepare for a day tomorrow and see what you need to bring, Linlin, you ask for leave first, and the day after tomorrow, let's drive or take the high-speed rail?" Tian Yan asked everyone again.

Daxu pushed away the wine glass,

"I'll look at self-driving, although driving is a little tired, but the four of us are drivers what are we afraid of. It's mainly convenient to drive, so let's stop and have fun, and eat too, stop and eat slowly if you want to eat. ”

I nodded,

"Yes, it's still convenient to drive, I don't think you need to bring anything weird, it's convenient to buy anything now, and buy what you lack on the road."

"Then let's bring a down jacket each, it's not heavy anyway, I heard that the sunrise is cold, and you can wear your own clothes to be hygienic." After Linlin finished speaking, she said to Yanyan, "Let's bring a pair of thick shoes for them to put on their backs, hot spots are better than cold, quack." ”

On the third day after drinking, our car was already in full swing on the highway.

The street signs with white letters on a green background, one after another, ran towards us, all neat, not the slightest tiredness and messiness, which must have something to do with their running and exercising every day, of course, the most important thing is definitely the leadership and management.

The poplar trees on both sides of the road are not good, the wind blows and the hair is scattered, the leaves will turn white and green, it seems very absent-minded, running is always you look at me, I look at you, obviously the attitude is not correct, running without subjective initiative at all. The most annoying thing is that the flow is still broken in stages, and the shadow of the tree can not be found at all. This kind of casual performance, of course, has little to do with the leadership, it is caused by these trees not studying well in the wild, thinking that no one cares about the sheep.

It was the first time for the four of us to go out as a group, and we all seemed very excited, our eyes were reluctant to stay, and our mouths were even more talking.

Daxu and I kept discussing the international situation, the war in the Middle East and the food and clothing in Africa, which has always broken our hearts, and we have proposed many solutions, ready to submit them to the United Nations for discussion and discussion at the right time, but we are suffering from the lack of contact information.

Linlin's small mouth kept talking to Yanyan about something, the two of them laughed and muttered quietly for a while, I don't understand where the two people I see every day come from to say so much, is this what people say about their own topics?

I don't care what these two girls are gossiping, as long as I occasionally glance, I can see my beloved smiling sweetly, and I'm satisfied. Daxu saw that I seemed to be thinking about something, so he handed over two pieces of chewing gum, "Let's not be idle, chew my wife's tongue." I smiled at him. Most of the time, good friends don't need to talk much, just a look, a glass of wine, or a cigarette can understand that the other party has you in their hearts.

There are two points that are very emotional along the way, one is that the mobile phone navigation is really convenient and detailed, and you can know where we are when you walk, what is the speed, and where is the speed limit to take pictures. As soon as you take the wrong way to navigate, you will be criticized, and after the criticism, you will re-plan the route regardless of the previous suspicions, and all this is free. Isn't this the spirit of dedication that is not self-interested and exclusively benefits others, and human beings have not yet realized this selfless consciousness, but the machine world has achieved it first.

The second emotion is that the transportation facilities of the great motherland are really perfect, and the expressway connects all the important places, which is truly convenient, fast and efficient.

Sometimes I really don't understand how those white-bearded scientists and grandfathers came up with these high-tech things, and I don't understand why when I think of scientists, I think they are a group of white-bearded grandfathers. In fact, most of the old grandfathers with white beards are immortals, and the current scientists are not too old, and they can not only engage in scientific research, but they can also start many companies at the same time.

They have a single phone that does a lot of things, it integrates TV, radio, tape recorder, VCR, lights, telephone, flashlight, game console, you name it all. Voice and video can also be transmitted in real time, which completely realizes the proximity of the world. Although they don't have many white beards, their abilities are obviously not inferior to those of immortals.

According to the division of labor before departure, the two girls are responsible for setting hotels, tickets, restaurants, planning routes, etc., we are the driver plus coolie plus follow-up, everything must be done hard work, can not fight back, scolding can be secretly in the heart of a few words.

We had a meal in the service area halfway and to be honest, I thought it tasted good and the price was acceptable. After coming out, we continued our journey, looking at the various scenery flashing outside the window, as well as the large and small cities and towns passing by, which was a unique taste. Because sitting in the car and watching them, at least you are not tired, and you can see more scenery.

At 17:40, we entered the city of Taean, and the street lights on both sides of the road were lit, and the various shop windows were full of goods, which made all kinds of temptations for us passers-by. The most attractive thing for us is, of course, the signboard of the restaurant, but looking at these signboards feels like eating a buffet, there are so many choices, but I don't know what to choose. But our four bellies have lost patience with our indecision, and they are all screaming in anger.

I saw a signboard that said "Wu Dalang Pancakes", and that's it. If you don't eat pancake rolls and green onions in Shandong, can you still be regarded as a Liangshan hero? The lobby of the hotel is very large, and there are a lot of diners, all kinds of stir-fried vegetables and stews, it seems that Wu Dalang has also learned to operate a variety of businesses, and his specialty of cooking cakes has become a side business. We ordered three dishes, one soup, and four fires, originally trying to keep the discs, but we almost didn't have enough to eat.

The first course was four red scale fish, and when we ordered it, it was quite large, but when we came up, it turned out that a small fish less than 10 centimeters long was still so expensive. It is said that this is a second-class protected animal, and we eat it in captivity. The Taishan Sanmei ordered was also on a small pot, not much tofu and cabbage, thanks to the pancake rolls, green onions and fire, it was barely enough to eat.

However, these dishes taste very good, even if they are not delicious, we dare not say, otherwise the waiter came over and said, "Guest officer, our second master just went to work after playing the card, and he is idle in the back kitchen." "That's so scary, the Lord who even Jiang Men God is hiding.

After eating, we drove the car to the hotel and checked in.

"This is your room card, I'll see you tomorrow morning." Linlin handed us the room card, and walked out of the elevator with Tian Yan on her shoulder.

"Eldest sister, please stay, I have something to say," I suddenly felt in my heart that it was obviously a mistake to travel too much, and quickly continued, "We are not better at home than when we go out, I propose to assign a man to each room as a bodyguard, then you can sleep more peacefully, and we are also relieved." ”

"That's right, Ximen Qingke is not far from here, Sun Erniang is also looking at you with fierce eyes, I am very worried about your distribution like this." Han Dongxu's mouth is, of course, also a clever existence.

Tian Yan and Linlin watched the two of us talking with a smile, it seems that they were not just talking about their wives in the car, but carefully planning what was happening.

Tian Yan smiled and asked the two of us,

"Are you done?"

"I'm done for the time being, but I still have reservations, and I'll wait until we see the situation." I am very confident, after all, Tian Yan is much easier to talk than Zhao Linlin.

"Well, although I disagree with both of you, I defend your both's freedom to speak. Everyone has agreed before departure, this trip is subject to the arrangement of the two of us, brother, after all, you used to be a master, so set an example for Brother Han and calm your heart. Tian Yan just finished laughing.

Linlin is on the interface,

"What is Sun Erniang Ximen Qing, is this theme so popular, even modern people use it to deceive people, hahaha, even if they really cross over, I don't think you two are in danger. Besides, before deceiving people, let's see how old the other party is, Brother Han? Do you think we're still in elementary school? Even in primary school, we have to be glorious people's teachers."

It's annoying, what do you think of us, but I'm really worried about their safety. The sun and the moon can be seen, my heart is purer than carbon ink, I didn't wait for Daxu to speak,

"Little Swallow, you have changed, you don't wear flower clothes to change battle clothes, and you don't want to be a lady to change martial arts. Don't listen to Linlin's nonsense, it's really dangerous here, and I'm really thinking about the safety of both of you. I swear to the lamp, if I have a little bit of non-centrificism, just that, just God"

Before Da Xu finished speaking, Zhao Linlin interrupted Da Xu's words. But his 'change is not to wear flower clothes to change to war clothes, not to be a lady, but to change to martial arts. Tian Yan finished laughing.

"Brother Han, don't swear to the lamp, if this lamp has a hand, it will have to reach out and cover your mouth, because it knows that only in this way can it save your life."

Hahahaha, the four of us laughed together.

"Shhhhhh

Lying on the bed when he entered the house, Han Dongxu's mood had not subsided, and he actually sang to me,

"Brother, I miss you, are you okay in Nagada? Don't say take the initiative to call, ask what's going on here."

"I'll spend it with you when you need me, my good brother" I responded to Daxu's singing, although it sounded very happy, but I did want to say to him in my heart.