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Today's performance venue is the largest theater in our city, because it is a joint event, and of course it needs to be decked.

I'm the second to play,

"Next, I invite Qiao Yiding to perform for everyone"

"Hello everyone, love is an eternal theme, and I suddenly found that I had forgotten this after so many episodes of talk shows. Other talk show actors are talking about the feeling of love, the taste of love, but I am still talking stupidly about picking up money, pets, bathrooms, (patting my head painfully to learn Cantonese) Oh, what kind of brain am I, guess I'm confused - a brain? Hehe, or sticky tofu brain? No, he's the one I forgot about - lovebirds, ha. Everyone knows that many talk show actors love to sell miserably, this one says he is a licking dog, the other says he is a single dog, and there is an alpha dog who can't be you. I wondered, why do you want to implicate the dog even if you don't act yourself? Do you think dogs are cute, so they blend in with their team to avoid human attacks, but you forget that although they are friendly to people, they love (whispering mysteriously) dog-eat-dog the most. Have you already sold the buns miserably—I'm a dog and ignore the buns, and it won't bite me (Cantonese). Hehe, I can't bite you, do you see if the meat bun beats the dog and has a complete return? These people, (gesture performance) want to taste love - and are afraid of bitterness, want to leave - and are afraid of missing the sweetness, what should I do, alas, I have to be a love storyteller on a talk show, and tell others every day about the love he has never tasted, they know that only in this way can they live a love addiction, hahaha. Their self-deprecating capital is ugly, but if they are ugly, they have no self-confidence, so they only dare to wait and see from afar for love, but they also want to see clearly, what kind of goods is love? If you are brave, you can take a closer look, and if you want to reach out and touch it, you are afraid of being caught, because people say love - but it is in demand. As a result, the love was not touched, but the seller grabbed his sleeve, and the seller asked him, "What do you want to buy?" He could only answer weakly, I don't buy it, I just inquire for others, what is the price of your love business today? Ao, the three-bedroom and two-living room also need a local account, I know, today's love has risen in price again, hehe. Everyone can see that I am different from them, just our plate, this head, this body type, the most brilliant thing is that the whole body exudes humorous light, this light reflects the sky, moving, how can you not be fascinated by the love of this little kitten. Friends, since eternal love reminds me, then other short-term topics will stand back, and let eternity come first, right? The protagonist of my love was met on a trip to the grassland, and when I came back, I met a beautiful woman again at the wine table. Love is such a strange thing, I am such a vernacular person, I can't speak when I see her, (the speed of speech slows down) I feel that whatever comes out, it's -- nonsense, and at that time I thought, I may have been born - mute, because I can't pronounce at all, haven't I learned to speak? The girl didn't speak, she just looked straight at me. I don't think she's looking at me, she's shining a searchlight on me, roasting me with a bath bomb, and I want to confess all the secrets of my life, but I can't say it, because I'm a mute. At that moment, I felt that I had been born in the wrong child, that I was a shy little girl, and I even wanted to run away home to find my mother, and the first thing I said when I found her was that "Mom, you taught me to speak." Hey, don't I know how to speak, it seems that love is really great, and it can cure a mute so quickly. At that time, I felt a big hammer in my chest, pounding on my throat, and I had to tighten my neck to barely suppress it and not let it out, because I knew that this hammer would hurt people as soon as it was released. It's really the magic of love, it does magic, and I think about her all day long. Love is like a strong drink for me, and one glass is drunk. I began to understand why the Cowherd could only see the Weaver Girl once a year and he didn't divorce, because the Cowherd also likes to drink the spirits of love, but he doesn't drink it from a cup, but mouth-to-mouth (making a kiss). He drank it quite hard, and you drank it too, right? Hey. But you can also see that he can't eat vegetables when he drinks like this, and it's called Ganla in Northeast dialect. Just drink it all the time, let alone a person, even if it is a cow, he will get drunk quickly, so the cowherd he drinks once a year, and he is drunk for a year, how can he have time to get a divorce. I thought that with my humor and looks, as long as I insisted, I would definitely get her drunk, but before the love began, I sobered up, and I was rejected by the woman. Because I think the most romantic thing is to walk side by side on the forest path and grow old slowly. And what she thinks is the most romantic is walking birds on a yacht in the Maldives. Obviously, we don't agree with the five elements, and there is a shortage of gold (pause) money. But the most important reason is not this, it turns out that she has no sense of security with me, and my ICU, the suave and handsome person has no sense of security. The heroine of the family said that she likes ugly, the ugly can talk and hurt people, and she is very practical with him. Hum down-to-earth, I see you are waiting for --- collapsed house, they are ugly, you are thinking beautiful. No wonder everyone calls you fairy sisters now, because your beautiful little brains are completely different from human beings, you not only think about beauty but also want to go to heaven. But my sisters are already fairies, how can I be insecure? Even if you have to take precautions, shouldn't you be on guard against that ugly straight man named Marshal Tianpeng? When everyone is looking for love, they first set a minimum standard and then start picking and choosing. But there is an old saying called "love makes people blind", humming to put it bluntly, "love makes people blind". As a result, everyone began to pick and choose, and the search for great and sacred love became --- open a blind box. So we don't have to complain about love in the future, because the hidden hits opened by blind boxes are a minority after all, and what most of us get is inevitably ordinary love. Thank you, I'm Qiao Yiding.

When I performed on stage, it seemed that I only saw Daxu and Linlin, why was there one person missing? When I came down, I quickly called Yanyan and prompted me to turn off the phone, so I had to call Han Dongxu again,

"Aren't you two with Tian Yan? I don't seem to see her, her phone is off. ”

"Oh, she didn't come, let Linlin bring you a letter, let's see you at the gate, I think something is wrong."

"This letter was sent by one of Yanyan's classmates in the afternoon, saying that I would wait for you to finish the performance before giving it to you, and I called her phone and turned it off, so I hurried to the theater and didn't tell you when I saw that you were about to go on stage." Linlin handed me a letter.

I'll open it right away,

"Brother, when you read the letter, I have already left this beloved city." This sentence was like a basin of ice water, which was quickly splashed on my naked body, leaving me with a chill all over my body. My heart sank rapidly, but I couldn't sink to the bottom, because my body had been hollowed out.

Han Dongxu also saw this sentence next to him, and quickly said to me:

"Get in the car, now go to her house to see if she's gone, and then you can watch the content on the way." He turned to Linlin again and said, "You call the messenger and ask her when and where she is, Tian Yan sent her the letter?" "We ran into Daxu's car like the wind.