"Three old irons, guess what day it is?" I'm pretending to be mysterious, asking questions in the weekly video link of our Iron Corners.

"Brother, why are you still called Lao Tie, you won't be going to live broadcast the goods, right?" Little Swallow asked me with a smile.

Linlin was also a little confused,

"I haven't heard what holiday 12.20 is, and it's not anyone's birthday, what day will it be?"

"Hey, I don't know yet, today is a good day, everything you want can come true, right, Qiaozi? Hahaha "No matter whether others laugh or not, Daxu himself is satisfied."

Little Swallow nodded quickly,

"Brother, it won't really be what Brother Han guessed, the weather is good today, Linlin, how is the weather over there?"

"We're fine here, it's sunny and the breeze is blowing, it's a good day indeed, giggle."

"Forget it, you can't guess, I announced the correct answer, December 20 is the International Human Solidarity Day and the anniversary of Macao's return to the motherland."

"Really", the three old irons showed skeptical expressions.

"I can still lie to you, so on this good day that the whole world should celebrate, under the watchful eyes of the three of you, I will dedicate my Qiaozi talk show to the people closest to me—all whistles are to blame. Here's what I'm going to do on stage. ”

The three of them applauded when they heard it, because this performance was really unexpected, and they also admired my talk show skills very much.

"Hello three family members, I'm Qiao Yiding." As soon as I finished saying a sentence Yanyan interjected,

"Why did you change your family again? You really want to live stream and bring goods, giggles. ”

"Yes, Brother Qiao, are you short of money? Always say leaky, Brother Han, give your brother some money. ”

"No problem, is Qiaozi still the card number last time? Hahaha, "Daxu immediately cooperated with me."

"Shhh I adjusted my breath and officially started my performance.

"When I was in the first year of junior high school, I once whistled and was asked to do a check-up in front of the whole school the next day, and I was given a demerit. You must be very disdainful, just whistle as for it? It's okay for my buddy to blow the cow to the sky, what's the matter, you can blow better than him, (whispering mysteriously) You won't blow or blow out a major safety production liability accident, right? My answer is "as for", but (learning the Beijing dialect) please look at you, your buddy is bragging, I am whistling, these two things are not a blow at all, (very exaggerated) my whistle belongs to the art is obviously more high-end, thank you. Everybody makes mistakes, but you know what? There are skills in making mistakes, and if you have the timing of some things, then it is not a mistake. For example, if I perform at a gala, I will get applause. But I was performing in the evening self-study class without a teacher, and I didn't blow with my mouth alone, but with my hand in my mouth, and it was not a small blow but a very hard blow (actually blowing with my hands), and at this time the head teacher happened to enter the door, and the head teacher entered the door while talking to the director behind him, and the head teacher was followed by the principal, who came to rectify the discipline of our class. And I still turned around to perform for the classmates in the back seat, so I didn't find them in time, so I finished this sharp whistle perfectly, you can also think of it, the performance of these three teachers is not as good as that of ordinary audiences, and none of them applauded me. I thought to myself, you wait, when you come to perform in the future, I won't applaud, and I will even applaud. Looking back now, I still wonder, is the relationship between the three of you teachers so good? Why do you have to wait in line? You are obviously a three-level relationship between the upper, middle and lower, it seems that you have really achieved "a line up and down, a plane on the left and right". But even if you have a good relationship, I'm not a good man, I don't need three people to help, it's obviously a waste of educational resources. Besides, you don't need to perform in person, what is the meaning of "threesomes must have my teacher", when you are tired of performing, you can rest and drink saliva, masters, after all, the road is quite far and you have walked for a long time, right? Alas, I don't know if this was a deliberate arrangement of fate, or if I was so bad luck, I accidentally came to the teaching office. The teaching officer said to me, 'The whole school is the most chaotic in your class, who are you looking for to be a negative example, classmate, you are really a charcoal in the snow.'" After hearing this, the dean smiled and said, 'Teacher Wang, I think it is more appropriate to throw yourself into the net'. After saying that, the two of them laughed, I talked a lot since I was a child, and when I saw that the atmosphere was so warm and harmonious, I also whispered that I was self-recommended. As soon as the director heard it, he came over, classmate, do you think that you were called here to make you idiom solitaire? Friends, I was a naïve child, believing that the world was full of love, and I couldn't understand what the director was saying, let alone that the danger was already kissing my face. Then he whispered again, wouldn't it be for me to teach you how to whistle loudly with your hands? This time the director and the officer were amused, classmates, do you think the establishment of the teaching office is to let the students show their talents? It seems that it is necessary to correct your understanding. Friends, the teaching office was not as safe as it is now, the sound that echoed in my ears has not left for many years, and 300 words are omitted here. I was given a major offense for "learning social hooliganism", and I was inspected at the school assembly and fined 20 yuan. Listen, little rascal, that's a crime, and I'll be an old rascal in two years. Now you finally know that it's not illegal to brag, but it's easy to whistle. When I got home, my dad heard that he was going to be fined 20 yuan, so he was ready to give me a combined massage, he was self-taught in this regard, so the technique was very informal, but because he didn't follow the routine of the massage, I couldn't guard against it and had nowhere to hide. Hehe, or my mother relented and said, "It is estimated that he has already gone through hardships today, so the massage is exempt." My son goes to bed early, gets up early tomorrow to wash his hair, and checks in front of the whole school, we can't be too sloppy, although we make mistakes, but it also represents the appearance of your class. Oh, mother, I suddenly felt that my mother's short hair was very capable, so her knowledge surpassed that of my father. I slept in my bed that night, and I was ashamed to think that I would have to do a check-up in front of the whole school tomorrow, so I made a wish to God, "God, I hope you will make my time stand still and keep the good things that I have now." But he didn't pay any attention to me, and it seems that God is not willing to save a child who is a little hooligan in society. Maybe God has a bad ear and didn't hear my wish, after all, there are too many people who ask him to do things every day, and they are always in line. Maybe I should have caught God's attention before making a vow, and then whistled very loudly, hehe. Happy times are always short-lived, and in the blink of an eye, the sky is bright. I remember in the wee hours of the morning I had a dream that God had granted my wish, and he locked me in a room and said to me, "Don't you want time to stand still, then stay here, no one will come to harass you". Then he slammed the door shut and walked away. My ICU, I want to be still and keep the good, but I don't want to be confined alone. You must all want to say that God must have opened a window for me when he closed the door. But what I want to say is, "God, can you untie me first, I'm tied to bed by you." Hehe, it took me the strength of seven aunts and eight aunts to break free, and I went to the window and was desperate, God, how can you let me go up, you opened the skylight for me. Are you too old and have Alzheimer's disease? You forget that we evolved from monkeys to humans 5-60,000 years ago, and climbing heights is no longer our forte. Shall I only see the sky in the four corners outside the high wall window? But I don't know the leap earth either. Finally I pushed the bed box under the window, stood up again, and then poked my head out, and my ICU, I could finally breathe free air. I'm not going to whistle any more than I need to be confined and let me do as many tests as I want. But I looked down and realized, God, you played a joke on me again, how did you tell me to go down through the window on the sixth floor, didn't I just tell you that I am not a monkey anymore. You think I'm stuck, right? Wrong, wrong, I went out through the door, and although God closed the door, he didn't lock it, not because he was merciful, but because he just told you that God had amnesia and forgot to lock the door. I finished the check-up during the day, thinking that everyone would forget about it as time went by, until New Year's Day, when I received a postcard from my classmates that read, "I wish you to raise the sails of life again and sail to the other side of victory." "Not only did my classmates not forget, but they also treated me as a juvenile delinquent. So please pay attention in the future, don't take evil as small, don't take good as small, because once you leave a bad impression, it is difficult to change, and I am an example of social death. Finally, I want to say to you, when I do the examination on stage, my vision is really broad, and it feels really good to be noticed, so I went on stage to become a talk comedian. Thank you. ”

My talk show, with my passionate performance, fully met my expectations, and the only three audience members were amused and laughed from beginning to end.

As soon as I finished speaking, I couldn't help but say,

"Qiaozi, you said it so well this time, not only is it funny, but it also reminds me of the lives of those young boys, we really did a lot of bad things, this punishment is worth it, hahaha"

"Brother, you can't tell you about your real experience, right?"

"Yes, Brother Qiao, have you really been demerited?" Linlin also asked me curiously.

"I'll answer this question for him, what he said was real, but the funny language was added, and he and I had other demerits, that time because of a fight."

I listened to Daxu speak, smiling silently. Because I am also reminiscing about that age and era, more than ten years have passed in a hurry, and there are several more than ten years in my life. And because Daxu is telling the truth, I don't need to correct it.

"Brother, I can't see your thick eyebrows and big eyes, you were still a gangster back then, giggles" Xiaoyanzi looked at me in surprise and ambiguity, but there was no dislike at all, it seems that men are not bad and women are not loved.

"Yes, Brother Qiao looks so kind, unlike Brother Han, who is born like a villain, oily and powdery" Lin Lin laughed and teased Da Xu.

"Am I a bad person? I'm a bad person, you've been poisoned, hehe."

I turned my head to tease Yanyan,

"What's the beauty, I regret finding out the real one?"

"Of course not, the prodigal son will not change his money, not to mention that you have raised the sails of life again and sailed to us, hahahaha"

Under the influence of my high-level performance, everyone looked back on their youthful lives, the joys and troubles of their youth, and we had a pleasant evening.