Chapter 1: The Comet

Not dead? Can't you? I wrote my last words. Ouyang opened his eyes to look left and right, and it was blurry. Then I felt that my body was being dragged around, and I was wrapped in a layer of gauze, day, who dragged my little JJ......

"Born, born! It's a son! ”

…… It is estimated that it fell into an underdeveloped area, and the operating room and delivery room were mixed together. That's not right! Someone was born, but no one cried? Don't......

"Why don't you cry?" A female voice sounded in Ouyang's ears: "It won't be dumb ......"

"Whew! Whoever talks nonsense, I cut her tongue. A middle-aged man shouted not far away.

"My eyes are open." A female voice was even more startled.

"Let me see the kids." A faint voice, according to Ouyang's analysis, this should be maternity.

The man's voice sounded again: "Take it away, my Ou family's child has nothing to do with that broom star." ”

So poisonous? Are you still broom all over the years? That's a comet, uncle, please have a little culture, okay. Ouyang deeply believes that as a police officer, it is very incumbent on him to stop such personal discrimination. Even if I can't see clearly with my own eyes: "Wow ......" dizziness, and even my vocal cords are injured. Ouyang suddenly fell from the plane, it would be good to be alive, it was best not to lack parts, it was best not to be disfigured, if you really wanted to destroy it, you would destroy the piece of the buttocks, and it would be more durable to sit after folding the skin more. It's really not possible, and it's not that the heel can't be sacrificed...... Feed! I'm a seriously injured person who fell from the plane, I should be on a stretcher, don't carry it like this, I'm a policeman, not a rag doll, don't keep picking me JJ...... I'm so sleepy, go to bed first, and I'll tell you if I wake up and accuse you of molesting the patient. Ouyang is handling the case, none of you can escape, there is evidence to arrest you, and if there is no evidence to create evidence, you will be arrested. It's still touching, it's endless, the wind blows the little JJ's cool swish...... When I went back and settled the score, I was sleepy.

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Today, a year later, Ouyang was in a daze at a field, at this moment he burst into tears, after his own deliberation and analysis, he had crossed the ...... No, the crossing is an overall crossing, and I still have documents and jewelry or something. This situation should be reborn. God, you can also pick a good era for rebirth, I still remember the 3T numbers of the year before last and last year, how did you airdrop yourself to the Northern Song Dynasty, what is the benefit of being an emperor even if you are an emperor in this era when birds don't lay eggs? Internet access? Can you go clubbing? Can you drink coffee? Can you watch TV? Can I drive or make a phone call? Fun! The joy of life is gone.

More importantly, one of the biggest reasons why I went to the police academy at the age of 18 is...... The grades are terrible. Although it is not the penultimate place, it is not far away, and as for the university diploma, it is not because of the senior inspector exam, and it is deceived by a little trick, how can there be any scientific knowledge.

Calculate with your fingers, the cement can't be made, and it's barely okay to pinch a clay figure. Neither can gunpowder...... What? The police need to know gunpowder? If you want to eat pork, you don't need to raise pigs. Management is even more difficult, because his own group of people was rated as the most undisciplined team by the SAR Police Department, and if it weren't for their rich achievements, they would have been sent to patrol the streets long ago.

Know firearms, but not bullets. I know computers, but I don't know how to make them. Drinks, but doesn't make wine. He can eat, but he can't farm...... The most tragic thing is that I only know the order of dynasties like the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, and I really don't know the details, after all, I am a policeman, and I never thought of crossing over to catch criminals.

What is there that I am very good at and can establish a glory in this era? When a headcatcher? No, as a reborn human clan, how can you not be so desolate.

"Baby on the street!" Ouyang was still pondering, and a woman in her thirties hugged Ouyang up.

This woman's name is Aunt Wang, and her specific duties are nurses. Ouyang shook his head, because he refused to drink milk, his status as a wet nurse was very questionable. This woman has nothing to say except for her loud voice.

It's actually not interesting to go out on the street. This place is called Oujiazhuang, there are hundreds of households, a market in five days, I have seen it for a year, the hawkers are still those hawkers, and the market is still so rushed. But then again, Oujiazhuang has a bit of a history, when Zhao Kuangyin established the Song Dynasty, a glass of wine released military power, his general Shi Shouxin had a general surnamed Ou, and returned to his hometown. Zhao Kuangyin is not stingy, with a stroke of the pen, Oujiazhuang is even the name of the emperor's special title, and it is tax-free for two hundred years. In addition, the mountain is close to the lake, so although it is a small village, everyone has a good life.

Thinking of this, Ouyang saw a very young and handsome woman looking at herself in the crowd at the head of a bridge. Alas...... This is his legendary comet mother, who is really not big, only nineteen years old, and was a cheap father who married him as a concubine. The concubine won't know it, right? In fact, it is a fertility tool, no identity, no status, no genealogy, and it is not what TV says, the wife can be corrected when she dies, not only that, but her children also have to call her wife her mother and call herself an aunt. If you want to say that your mother is also unlucky, three months after entering the door, the wife fell into the well, the body was not fished out, there is a certain possibility of crossing or being washed away by the underground river. In another three months, his cheap dad suddenly died in one night. According to the rumors he heard, Ouyang could judge that nine times out of ten, the cheap dad was alcoholic. Then a Taoist priest judged that she was a broom star...... In any case, all the facts show that his wife is a comet and a posthumous child.

Look, don't come here! Ouyang prayed to God...... God didn't come to China until the Ming Dynasty, and now it is estimated that he can't take care of this matter, so it is more reliable to pray to the Jade Emperor. His current adoptive father is his own uncle, but he is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He has a son and two daughters, the son is the county lieutenant of the county government, and the daughter is also married well, both of them are scholarly families. And the uncle himself is the mayor, and he is the head of Oujiazhuang village part-time, plus the head of the Ou family. In that era, he was the Emperor of the Earth and represented the supreme power of Oujiazhuang. As small as losing chickens and ducks, to getting married and having children, you have to find his old man to adjudicate, just one year, the three babies in Oujiazhuang are one year old, and the names of the three babies are all taken by him. Oh yes...... Today I am one year old, I have to take a name, I heard that there must be a similar nickname called Gouyu.

I told you not to come here, you should come back! Ouyang was in a hurry, he didn't want to see his wife being bullied, although he was a reborn person, but it was enough to look pitiful, although she was not kicked out of Oujiazhuang, but she only lived by sewing and repairing people. Come here, don't talk, your son's ex-girlfriends are all older than you.