"Auntie, what about the market?" The sound is good.

Aunt Wang unceremoniously pushed her away a few steps: "Don't come here, the master commands, I can't let you see the little master." ”

"Auntie, I'll just take a look, the child is ...... year old"

"I said Sister-in-law Liu, you are really good for the child, stay away from him. The master must know that if I let you see the little master, you must not kick me out of the house. ”

There's something nice to look at, it's like a sausage. That's it, and there's a dog leash on your chest...... The scientific name is longevity lock, pure gold, and I have bitten it myself. But the uncle didn't think about it, is it safe for a little ghost to carry this thing? In case you meet a gangster who can't solve it, it won't kill your nephew if you start a knife in your hand.

In the end, Liu still failed to hand Ouyang the first birthday gift, and his eyes were full of tears.

Aunt Wang continued to move forward, and after walking a short distance, she talked to a woman who said that she was called Aunt from the next village. His aunt was carrying a little ghost on her back, and when she saw Aunt Wang, she untied it and hugged her in her arms while chatting while breastfeeding.

Ouyang glanced at the little ghost with disdain, it was a girl, not only a girl but also his wife, the legendary doll parent. Her grandfather is a retired Liupin Beijing official, and he is also the first Liupin official in Liujia Village next door for so many years. This little girl's name is Xiu'er, she has no quality at all, and she pulls ...... while eating Hum!

His aunt was very attentive to buy a windmill for Ouyang, but Ouyang closed his eyes and refused to accept bribes.

After turning around, Aunt Wang still has to cook part-time, and as for the first birthday banquet in the evening, everyone helps take care of it together. Uncle Ouyang is not a big family, a somewhat disabled servant is a housekeeper, a purchased maid is a nanny for the old couple, and there are several long-term workers. The uncle is actually a very good person, and this maid and others found a good family, and they also married according to their daughter's identity, and also prepared some dowry. The maid Xiaocui also takes care of the uncle and her two parents as parents.

……

Uncle is actually very young this year, only forty-five years old, but the beard that remains on his chin tells Ouyang that he is not only a literati, but also a dignified literati. How to say it, anyway, Ouyang saw his 20-year-old cousin of Zhengjipin County Lieutenant give his cousin-in-law a slap for no reason, and the cousin-in-law ran back to find the public notice. The uncle immediately asked someone to bring the message into the county seat, and the cousin immediately came back to receive the family law, spanked him ten times with a stick, and deliberately picked the strongest long-term worker to start.

"This child is strange, he has not cried, laughed or made trouble since he was born, and his eyes are bright and bright." It was Aunt Ouyang who spoke.

Uncle took it and hugged it in his arms to see, Ouyang also looked at him, and after a long time, Uncle sighed: "Anyway, after all, it is my brother's only bloodline, and dumb people also have a mute way to live." ”

The aunt took it and took an apple and shook it to tease Ouyang: "Apple, baby, apple." ”

It is also called apple, pomme in French, and Apfel in German...... Ouyang Tear Run, as the only wizard in the Great Song Dynasty who is proficient in the four Chinese dialects, you actually let me read apples with you? How will you mix in the police world after you pass it out? Go to bed! I remember that two months ago, in order to test whether she was really dumb or dumb, my aunt secretly pinched her little hand, and she almost scolded a foul word. He didn't know that he could have an apple to celebrate his first birthday in Hangzhou, but he spent a lot of money.

The aunt sighed: "Sleep when you tease him, this child ......"

"Forget it." Uncle can see it.

……

The lights were bright and lively that night, but all the ladies at the sister-in-law level went to the kitchen to help, not only one kitchen, but also the neighbors' kitchens, as well as chairs, tables, chopsticks, etc. The banquet was about twenty tables, all of which were on the street except for the main table, and basically everyone from the village came, except for Ouyang's comet lady.

Before eating longevity noodles, it is Ouyang's performance program, the name Zhou Chao is familiar to everyone to grasp Zhou, throw Ouyang in the middle, next to the seal, Confucianism, interpretation, Taoism of the scriptures, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, sword, abacus, coins, account books, jewelry, flowers, rouge, food, toys and other things.

How come there are no guns...... Ouyang sat on the ground and sighed, he knew that this show would not work if it was not performed, and if he slept at this time, he would be woken up by unscrupulous adults. After all, the uncle also bothered to fight for him somewhat.

Hao Ouyang crawled around on the ground, collected all the bits and pieces into a pile, and then held the seal in his hand and looked up to the sky and laughed silently: "......"

"......" uncle.

"......" folks.

The crows were silent, no one had ever seen such a strange arrest Zhou, and the others were dumbfounded, and they couldn't even say a word of compliment. As Ouyang's future father-in-law's father-in-law, the six-rank official was very satisfied, hugged Ouyang and kept praising him: "If you have a future, this son will definitely have a lot of talent." Quietly crying: This son has a first-class talent for being a corrupt official at a glance.

"There is a chance, there is a chance!" Everyone echoed it, and everyone didn't understand how to make a difference.

Then there is the name, this Ouyang knows in his heart, when others say that he uses that pile of garbage to spell out a sun figure on the ground, what? You say spelling? How could such a complicated official book be spelled out by a little ghost? Everyone looked at it, this little ghost has aura. The uncle thought that it was not appropriate to call Ou Ri, and called Ouyang on the clap, so the uncle smiled when he saw Ouyang for the first time.

That's how the first year passes.

……

Around the age of three, Ouyang felt that his vocal cords could already speak clearly, and he didn't learn a word. At the age of six, he began to go to school with the same year in the village. And this is when the most painful thing comes, that is, there is no entertainment. As a person who can walk, run and play, no entertainment really costs Ouyang's life.

Six hours a day in private school, reading the so-called books of the saints that even he didn't quite understand. What about when it's over? Swim? Aunt Wang didn't let him go to the mountain? Everyone scares him together that there are wolves. In the eyes of his husband and classmates, Ouyang is a pampered and calm child.

No! I'm not. Ouyang shouted in his heart: I want K songs, I want to go for a ride, I want to eat spicy hot pot, I want to read shrimp books on the Internet...... Playing tops, no interest, throwing sandbags, jumping bands, jumping grids, there is no interest at all. Ouyang Yangtian sighed, I really don't know how everyone who crossed first in the past generations lived, this day is simply worse than death.

Of course, Ouyang didn't want to commit suicide, and someone had to believe that the six-year-old ghost committed suicide. For love? For money? Or is it because Mr. Hit the board? You have to think about whether to get a boat to go to the Western Ocean, at least drowned in the sea and people can't find the body......

has been suffering for many years, but Ouyang is calm. Every morning it is definitely not more than half past six to be dragged up, and at night it is absolutely no more than half past seven to go to bed. If you want to say that fertility is not easy to control, there is no entertainment at half past seven, so you have to have some family entertainment, in addition to making people, do you still expect your husband and wife to watch meteors together?