As the saying goes: If you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves. Pao Tianming thought that this statement was very incorrect. He has been walking around the city for two hours, and he has deliberately squeezed into crowded places, and even used real fists and kicks to play wrestling with a few NPCs. But he was very sad to find that he looked at the bag every ten minutes, and all the thirty-one plans in the bag were there. In this way, Pao Tianming is in a hurry, and he doesn't have much time to wander around so blindly, although the plan is changed, whether he kills Shuangying or not will not affect the direct result. However, it affects the process very much and will increase a lot of difficulty.

He was in a hurry, but his opponent was dumbfounded. In a teahouse in the capital, Lu Xiaolu looked at the thirty-one plans in front of him stupidly, and a monkey-like person next to him wiped his sweat and said, "Let's go down, all the thirty-one ones have been dropped." Chick, this job is not done by people. You say, let's walk well, and we have nothing to do to go over to see what the rivers and lakes are doing. Look at my bones, I've almost been squeezed out of my urine to get close to him. Also, you said that a person who is also a master goes to wrestle with a few little ruffians? Isn't that looking for something to do? In order to get close to him, I had to pretend to be a passerby. Every time he was thrown out, I had to happen to be underneath to help with the padding. The hundred and eighty body of others, my seventy or eighty body is used as a cushion, and you say that I am not sorry. And there's... I said Lu Xiaoji, if you ask me for help next time, can you find a normal person, at least find someone who thinks like a person. Feed! I'm talking to you. "This guy is naturally a star, he has a goddamn stealing rule, and he definitely doesn't look at the content of stolen things. But this is also the reason why he has been a thief for so many years and can still live in the world. If it weren't for this rule, how could the master of Ouchi turn a blind eye and let him take some people's daily necessities in the palace.

Lu Xiaofeng sighed and said: "Look for yourself, about the plan for building a harmonious society, the year-end government gift plan, the plan for improving the awareness of environmental protection for the whole people, and the family planning plan for Beijing... The plan to expose Lu Xiaofeng as a woman, the plan to expose Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen blowing snow on the back of the mountain, and the plan for picking stars and picking flowers in the sky, which one do you think is true. ”

"How is that possible? It can't be discarded, destroyed, or traded until the mission is over. Sikong Xingxing looked dazed.

Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a while and said, "Then it means that the thing is not in his bag, if it is not in the bag." It can only be placed in one place - on other places. ”

“… You mean you have to steal it? Sikong picked up the stars and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "My old bones will be buried in your hands sooner or later." ”

Nearly an hour later, Sikong Xingxing climbed into the teahouse with difficulty, holding a plan in his right hand and crying to Lu Xiaofeng: "Big brother, do you look at this book?" That guy isn't human. Now he doesn't crowd into the bustling places, and drives the world full of light and internal strength. When you see someone who is more obscene, you will directly bump into it. Now Beijing 5th Street to 10th Street is a wolf thorn, chickens flying and dogs jumping, and mourning is everywhere. ”

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly helped him up and sympathized and said, "It's hard for you, but you are also a martial artist." It's not going to be so bad, is it? ”

"Don't mention it, it's not that I can't do light work, for fear of being exposed and discovered by his accomplices? People are running five to ten streets, and when they see that they are not injured and moaning, they think they are fish that have slipped through the net... I came back from 10th Street and was hit eight times. If I hadn't been alert later, and I would have been lying on the ground and pretending to be dead as soon as I saw something was wrong, you wouldn't have seen me alive. Sikong picked up the star, that sad, a handful of snot and tears cried.

Lu Xiaofeng also felt sad when he saw that look: "You are good, after all, your martial arts are worse than his, how much is the balance in your heart." Look at me. I beat him ten at random, but once I argued with him, his teeth still haven't fully grown. ”

"Don't say it's useless, ahem! … They all coughed up blood. You first see if this is true or not. ”

"This one... About strengthening the positive image of Ye Gucheng publicity plan, fake land. Hey, what's wrong with you? Halfway through Lu Xiaofeng's words, Sikong Xingxing had already fainted.

The cannon here is very angry, what are you doing, the plan hasn't been sent out for several hours. There is no other place in the proposal. I tuck it neatly in my breast pocket. Pao Tianming was afraid that Sikong would not have enough IQ. deliberately exposed a piece of paper. As for the other proposals, I asked a group of friends to draft two copies each, mainly because I was worried that the authenticity was not enough. Knowing that a thief is coming, it would be too fake not to be wary at all. So after the plan to let Sikong pick up the stars and steal the bag failed, he would directly find the plan on his chest. But he overlooked one point, people basically start from behind, even when they hit someone. Make a move on your own. It's also hard to tell whether the fluttering on the chest is paper or thread.

As a result, one side wanted to send the proposal but couldn't, and the other side wanted to get the plan but couldn't. So in such an embarrassing situation. Coughing up blood, Sikong Xingxing staggered out of the teahouse in an invincible spirit that vowed to throw his life away, this time he will disguise himself as a seriously disabled and seriously ill poor disciple. Of course, it's hard not to want to pretend to be that.

In front of a pastry shop, he watched the target walk towards him, and he wondered if the target caught an NPC and asked, "Did you see the star?" "Looking for yourself? Does this man owe steal?

Pao Tianming can't help it, when is it a head. The plan is naturally the original one, but the plan that changed later is not shown on it. The original plan said: kill the insider, and then fight a decisive battle instead of Ye Gucheng. Gain time for a pillar of incense to let Ye Gucheng kill the emperor. Why a pillar of incense? Because the king has to talk to the emperor first. Ye Gucheng appeared, and then inked with the emperor for a long time. Then the four twin masters hidden in the emperor's room appeared, and they had to ink a few words. After killing the four masters, you have to talk to the emperor before you do it. So as long as this plan is revealed, the best solution for Lu Xiaofeng and the others is to directly break Ye Gucheng's fake identity when they are about to fight. In this way, the four Ouchi commanders believe that Maba Gucheng has gone to kill the emperor. In this way, it takes less than half a pillar of incense to reach the emperor's side. If Lu Xiaofeng couldn't come up with direct evidence that could prove that Ye Gucheng was fake, it would be impossible for the masters of the Great Inner to listen to him. As for the physical evidence of the plan, it is impossible to do it without a signature and handwriting. And Pao Tian's goal is to send this true plan out, and he has to send it out accidentally.

But now, it doesn't matter if Pao Tianming is a star, as long as there is one person who can prove that he is a star. He immediately slipped the plan into his pocket. His main concern now is whether Sikong Xingxing will take a few false information and run away. If he really ran away, Pao Tianming could only suddenly discover his conscience and wake up his personality. Surrender to Lu Xiaofeng, and cry for an hour before presenting the plan.

Pao Tianming walked up to Sikong Picking Stars, bent down and asked, "Brother, do you know Sikong Picking Stars?" ”

The eyes of the star-picking thief lit up. I saw a piece of paper in his breast pocket, and several large words were faintly visible: Mission plan. So he pretended to be behind his ears and asked in a loud voice, "What did you say?" "It's close, it's about to get it, Sikong picks the stars and looks at the cannon Tianming, as if a beautiful woman is undressing, and the bed is waiting quietly.

"I asked you if you know Sikong Xingxing?" Seeing that Sikong Xingxing's sentence was about to succeed, suddenly a sentence from a person next to him made Sikong Xingxing have the urge to directly fight him.

"I know." A person walked out of the door of the pastry shop and said lightly. I saw that this person was dressed in snow-white clothes. There is a hint of loneliness between the pitcher's movements. This kind of loneliness has been seen in Tianming, and he has seen it in Dugu's defeat. A kind of loneliness that is unbearable in the heights. Ye Gucheng is very similar to it. There is also a faint loneliness, but as long as Ye Gucheng has a sword on his body, that loneliness can no longer be found in him, and his whole body is full of cold killing meaning. This is the so-called sincerity of the sword.

And the loneliness of the person in front of him will only disappear when he looks back at a woman in the store, he transforms loneliness into tenderness, although he has a sword, but there are too many ties, so that he loses Ye Gucheng's sword in his hand, I have the momentum of victory in the world. This may be the sincerity of people.

"Simon blowing snow?" Pao Tianming asked carefully.

"You know me?" Simon Blowing Snow was surprised. He didn't know the man in front of him.

Pao Tianming shook his head and said, "I guessed it." You have the same smell as Ye Gucheng. ”

"The taste? What does it taste like? ”

"Masculine. Come on. Sign me first. Pao Tianming suddenly became enthusiastic, first rubbed to Ximen Blowing Snow, called out the system elf to take a few sets of photos, and then took out the plan on his chest very easily and said: "Let me tell you, this was originally a photo of me and Li Xunhuan, and now you have it." It's an honor, right? Come, sign one. ”

“… There is no pen. Simon Blowing Snow couldn't cry or laugh.

"Everyone is a son and daughter. What are you doing with those four treasures of the study? I bit my finger directly. "Cannon Tianming groped up and down for a while and found out. Why is the pen I brought with me missing?

"Don't sign it!" Sikong Xingxing let out a sad cry in his heart, that is the plan of the Nine Clans.

It seems that Pao Tianming also heard the call of Sikong to pick the heart of the stars. Hurriedly took it back and took off his clothes and said: "Sign it, this can't work, as soon as you sign it, you have to do it with the emperor." Then he patted his head and said, "Yes, you use a sword, and your fingers are not good, or else... With toes? ”

When Ximen Fuxue heard this, he immediately replied: "It's okay to have a finger, it's okay." After speaking, he bit his index finger, wrote his name on the brush and asked, "What is your name?" ”

"Green plum boiled tea."

"It's finished." Ximen Fuxue added the green plum to make tea, and it was done.

"Does it really matter? You're about to duel with Ye Gucheng, don't be hung up because you signed for me. Pao Tianming took back his clothes and took out a Band-Aid to blow snow on Simon.

"It's okay, let's talk about it... It is more troublesome to take off your shoes, and you have to take off your socks. It can be seen that Ximen Fuxue rarely communicates with people, and is quite embarrassed by Pao Tianming's chaotic words.

"Let's go, let's talk inside." Pao Tianming walked in very unceremoniously and said, "I have sent a group message to all my friends to come and see you." Simon Fuxue felt that this seemed to be saying that this pastry shop was a zoo. Although I don't welcome others to disturb my life, I'm embarrassed to drive them out.

Sikong Xingxing bent down and was about to follow up, when suddenly a kick flew out of the door and kicked himself three meters away. Pao Tianming stretched out his head and said, "This time there will be an autograph meeting today, and idle people are not allowed to enter." "Pao Tianming summed up, his group of friends are basically admirers of Ximen Blowing Snow, as for Ye Gucheng, everyone thinks that it is even more difficult to approach, but now there is this smooth water favor, don't do it in vain.

Ximen Fuxue is very contradictory, and according to his own character, he has already driven Pao Tianming out. But I am in the wrong position now, and I am in business now. You can't help but let people come to the door, right? And if you don't agree, you will shout at the door of your house, and the whole capital will know that you are here. So he hurriedly explained: "It's good for a few of your friends to come, but you must not inform others anymore." ”

"No problem." Pao Tianming snickered after replying: It's none of my business to be notified by others. In comparison, it is true that he likes Simon more, but compared to this mission, Simon blowing snow is worthless. Inadvertently caught such a good opportunity, how can you not make a fuss? A friend's opponent is his own opponent. If he wants to live in seclusion, he has to let him be exposed. If he wants to have a baby, he can't let him have it. If he wants tea, he has to let him drink Coke... Anyway, I can't let him go along with it.

Not big, not drunk, thunderbolts, cars, foggy flowers, no double fish, etc. Each one must first distinguish the real from the fake. Then I started taking pictures and asking questions. "Simon, what constellation are you?" This is the sword harp.

"Simon blowing snow, why did you abandon your wife and children?" This is a car, she has always liked Ximen Blowing Snow, until after the decisive battle, Ximen Blowing Snow abandoned his wife and children that she was disgusted.

"Simon..."

Ten minutes later, everyone chatted internally:

"Actually, that's it, it's boring.

"Nonsense, Simon Blowing Snow is stupid and stupid to answer all questions. If he can be unspoken rules, after someone packs it, it is guaranteed that you will not get tired of watching it for a day and chatting for a month. ”

"Which of the celebrities you said in recent years has not been uncovered?"

Seeing that the conversation was becoming more and more unpleasant, Pao Tianming was busy shouting on the friend's channel: "Stop, listen to me." Ximen Blowing Snow, you saw it, and you got the autograph, so you can be considered satisfied, right? Now you're going to have to do me a favor by letting the news of his seclusion out there for all the players to come and see. Forcing him to draw his sword and kill someone, or move his house. ”

"What does that mean?" Someone asked.

"The decisive battle will be fought in seven days, and if he has less physical strength, my side will have a better chance of winning. Xingying, you are very good, and you are responsible for following his wife and making people constantly disturb. Don't go to that bother, you'll be black and white..."

"Knowing and knowing, doesn't it just make her scared? Isn't it just that she can't leave her husband for a moment? There are no other talents in Wudang, and those who can do this job can be sifted out of a thousand at will. ”

"If it really doesn't work, I'll ask them to help." Xiao Er said.

"How can you treat my Prince Charming like this?" ”

Don't get drunk and educate and say: "Little flower! What time is it? It's just that you little girls regard celebrities as more important than your parents, friends, and even your own lives. Isn't celebrity just to make everyone happy and happy, and there is a pastime topic after dinner? Don't make it look like the earth doesn't turn without stars. ”

"Good! That's it. Anyway, as long as someone else takes over your class, you can go. Real man, sword and piano, we have to start work. Damn it, it's a fucking thief. ”