When the trio went out, the real man suddenly pulled down Pao Tianming's sleeve, twisted and said, "Brother Cha, I have to talk to you about something." ”

"What's the matter?" Pao Tian asked knowingly.

“… That Qianqian seems to know the ultimate purpose and some details of your mission. The real man is determined to confess and be lenient and sit through the prison.

"You told her?"

"It's... I don't know if I told him, but I have good news, and I have information about her, Shuangying is in the crematorium. The real man was expressionless when he saw the cannon Tianming, for fear that it would be the prelude to the storm.

"Ah, ah!" Pao Tianming patted the real man on the shoulder and said, "Then the mother's age is estimated to be four or five years older than you, right?" People are already standard rich mature women. As for you, a fool with no love and zero social experience, I didn't have too high expectations. Merely... You'll have to find a way to compensate. ”

"How to compensate?" The real man was ashamed in his heart, and he didn't dare to care about Pao Tianming pretending to be a big brother.

"It's very simple, I guess your Qianqian should be in the crematorium now, right? There are hundreds of people in the crematorium, right? As for you, just go over and be a nymphomaniac for Qianqian, and... Find a chance to take out Shuangying. ”

The real man cried and said, "Then Qianqian can't kill me?" ”

"I'm for your good. You don't understand this, a woman like her, what Kaizi hasn't seen before? What's more, it's a half-grown furry kid like you..."

"I'm a man, I'm not a furry boy." "Well, a half-grown man like you is not lethal to her. Men have several charms that attract women by age. Young and frivolous is for **, young and steady is for gentleness, middle-aged cherishing is for love, and old age and clarity are for wisdom. And the only charm you have is **, which is the most lacking in people. Because she is also in the years of **burning, although it is about to burn out. If you change it, it's likely that you will get it. ”

"Really? So what to do? The real man asked suspiciously.

"To deal with such a woman who lacks nothing, you have to use strange tricks, you have to show your temperament, you have to take personality, and you can't be less gentle and considerate. Be self-conscious. ”

"Tea boss, you keep saying, what should I do?"

"You're... I think it's basically done. ”

The real man wiped his sweat and asked, "Will people turn their faces like this?" ”

"Yes, so you'll have to..."

After listening to it, the real man felt that it made sense. But I still can't dispel the doubts in my heart, how do I know if someone else is retaliating against me. On the side, Jianqin said: "As a woman, I will say a few words, if there is no next step." I guess I'm going to have to be in a hurry with you. But with the latter move, I think you still have a good chance of winning. You must know that your condition is indeed not lethal to her, if you don't try, you will die, and if you try, you still have some permissions. ”

"Okay, I'll try."

The real man called Qianqian and went to do something, and at this time, Pao Tianming was also surprised to find that the plan on his chest was gone. This discovery made him break out in a cold sweat, what level is this. I was still there when I went out of the store. But when I walked down the street and said a few words, things could disappear under six eyelids. It really deserves the name of a thief.

Shuangying has real man cuisine, and Pao Tianming and Jianqin have nothing to do. I went back to Hangzhou Restaurant to eat, and the reason for going back to Hangzhou to eat was very simple, the fertilizer water did not flow into the fields of outsiders.

It is said that the real man is talking to Qianqian in the crematorium, and it can be seen that Qianqian is very uninterested in the international situation that the real man is talking about. And the stars she is interested in, such as South Korea's wolf oil and Japan's pinching death, have never heard of even one of them. So the two began to look for topics very awkwardly. The topic of real men is NBA, FIFA, F1. Qianqian's topics are French perfumes, wines, TV soap operas, celebrity weddings, luxury, and royal jewelry. The two sweated profusely for more than ten minutes, but the bull's head never met the horse's mouth.

The real man couldn't help but send a message to Pao Tianming: Why do women like useless things like cosmetics and diamonds?

Pao Tianming replied with a message in the middle of eating: nonsense, otherwise who are those things sold to? It's hard to be a man. Working hard just to be able to buy these useless things for women.

Message: Brother Cha. We don't have a topic to talk about, so if we don't talk about it, we can't relax the vigilance of the Emei disciple next to us. Answer: The topic is found, for example... Are you familiar with dogs?

Hui: Familiar, I have four Tibetan mastiffs at home, and they often play with me. But I'm not familiar with pugs that can only be seen but not used.

Answer: They are all dogs, and they must have a common language. You look for it. I don't have time. You deal with it yourself first.

The real man took the line and asked carefully: "Qianqian, is your dog a male dog or a female dog?" ”

". What's wrong? ”

The real man was overjoyed and said, "I also have four female dogs. ”

Five minutes later...

The real man really can't find any words to describe the female dog, the living habits are not right, the dogs have nothing to play ball, and their own dogs have nothing to train to attack. Dog food is not right, people feed a pack of things for hundreds of yuan, and their own dogs only eat raw beef. Even sleep is different, people are sleeping together, but on their own side they are sleeping, and dogs are sentry. Not to mention real men, even Qianqian became more and more awkward the more she talked.

Although the atmosphere is very embarrassing, the disciples of Emei have already seen through that the real man is his own person who was tempted by the beauty and abandoned the darkness. At the moment, there is also a lot of vigilance.

"Why are you tossing these two NPCs so much, do they have a grudge against Emei?" The real man pretended to have just found it, and generally pointed to the person who was obviously Shuangying five meters away. I saw that Shuangying was tied to the pillar behind his back, and a handkerchief was stuffed in his mouth.

Qianqian sighed and said, "How can there be hatred, these two are still from our Emei faction." It's just that they were going to go to Simon Blowing Snow to take revenge if they were fine, so we had to beat them seriously and tie them up for the sake of the mission. ”

The real man approached and asked, "Then how do you explain when you go back to the mountain?" ”

"I don't know, my senior brother is worried about this. You must know how to say that these NPCs are the elders of the players, they just need to go back to the mountain to report, although the law is not responsible, but it is inevitable to receive a small punishment.

"I have a solution." The real man looked at Shuangying's throat from a meter away and said.

"What's the solution?"

"Kill, kill." The real man separates the killing and killing mouths, and stabs one directly to death every time he says a word.

A real man takes a sword and kills people in one go. It was extremely sudden, and Qianqian froze at once, and when she understood, it was not the time to extinguish her mouth. White light had risen all around him. I went to the resurrection point to report. The real man put away his sword and prayed: God, please let that bastard be a little human once in a while! The surrounding Emei disciples were obviously stunned for a while, and the real man took this opportunity to break through the door wall on the right side. Fling up one's heels. Behind him, he came to his senses and roared angrily. Although the real man's light skills are unsatisfactory, his footwork is extraordinarily lewd. The first master of Emei turned into light again, and even if someone could catch up with him, he easily twisted his ass and ran away while dodging.

As soon as the real man escaped from the crematorium and arrived in the downtown area, Mushuang and Che had already brought a few friends to stop him, and they didn't do anything, and directly blocked the road in a straight line. The real man rushed over and let go of a gap, and the Emei crowd was all intercepted. There are a few light works that are good. Leaped and chased straight away, but he didn't watch out for the real man to kill the horse sword. Four or five high-level players are really not real men's opponents, but after a short while, real men will kill two people, kill three people, and easily get into the carriage.

When he arrived in Hangzhou, the real man didn't care about anything else and immediately sent a stinky and long text message to Qianqian: "Qianqian, I know it's useless to say I'm sorry." But do you know how much it hurts to hurt a loved one? I.... After thinking about it, the real man simply took out the notes he recorded and copied them: "I'm just a very ordinary person." But at the same time I'm a man. I have to keep my promises. If only before I made a promise to the green plum brewing tea. I know that it will hurt you, let alone turn against him, even if I don't play this game, I am willing. I know it's hurt you a lot this time, but I know what responsibility is. I've made good on my promise with Plum Brew, and now I'm going to be responsible for you and the harm you've suffered. The real man shuddered: real J hemp.

"Whatever you are I want to kill myself in front of you. Or the hands behind the scenes. I definitely don't frown. I don't dare ask for your forgiveness. I just ask you not to be upset about me. But I have something to tell you, do you remember that you once gave a set of equipment to a poor person in Chang'an Square? That man is me. I've been looking for you. But I didn't expect, my friend, no! It's Qingmei Brew Tea, who claims to be my friend, who actually took advantage of my thoughts about you to force me to promise to help him do something unconditionally. I'm sorry, I really didn't expect the target to be you. I really don't know what to say, and I can only blame me for being too pedantic and too attached to my promises. ”

Pao Tianming and Jian Qin were chatting blindly when they were full of wine and food, and the real man pushed the door in and said, "What about eating?" ”

"How's it going over there?" Pao Tianming stretched his waist and asked.

"It's all right. Alas, Qianqian asked me to let me agree with her to forgive me, it turned out that being an excellent man was quite annoying. With a happy smile on his face, the real man added, "That's right! My family Qianqian said, let me be careful with you, don't be ruined. ”

"Your home?"

The real man smiled and said, "Sooner or later, sooner or later, there is already a gap in the strong fortress." To make tea, lend me more than 100,000 yuan first. On the weekend, I have to fly to City B to see Qianqian. ”

“… Hundreds of thousands? Pao Tianming spurted blood: "Are you stupid?" The landlord borrowed hundreds of thousands from poor peasants? ”

"Is it a lot of hundreds of thousands?" The real man was puzzled.

"You have to have a net worth of 10 million, and 100,000 is just a set of numbers. But if you have a monthly salary of 2,000, you know that you have to save for a few years without eating or drinking. Brother, I can't help with this. Borrow a thousand at most, and don't talk about any more. ”

"I'll help you make up half a month's salary, one thousand and one." Jian Qin gritted his teeth and said.

The real man asked suspiciously: "Is it really that exaggerated?" I remember that the main characters played games were recorded in millions. How much is 100,000. ”

"Dude, don't think the world is so beautiful, who doesn't play a game like that. Don't say million, even if there is a hundred and eighty thousand, I can consider being a cowherd. How do you, the Second Lord, know the suffering of the working people? Don't talk about anything else, let's just say that damn May Day, which of you doesn't want to show where to play? And we still have to go to work and serve you. I won't take much more money than usual. Now there are more than two thousand, be content. ”

"It seems that my sister is really well-intentioned. But how can more than 2,000 be enough? ”

"How is it not enough? Going by train, without air conditioning kind. If you have the ability, you can directly pick up the truck. However, it is recommended to take the car honestly, otherwise as long as the wind blows for an hour, the head will be a little stupid. When I arrived in City B, I looked for a hotel nearby. In this way, you can tell people that they are in a hurry to take a bath and have no time to go to a star-rated hotel to save some face. When eating out, choose all local snacks, which are cheap and affordable. If you take a taxi less, you will want to take the bus under the pretext of browsing the scenery of City B. At the end of the day, you'll have a few hundred left in your pocket when you come back on Sunday. ”

The real man said with admiration on his face: "Brother Cha, you are really a god." ”

"God, it's not that you have no money and you want to save face, only you know how sad you are." "Brother Cha, tomorrow is Thursday, so I won't come first. We'll see you on Monday. ”

"Okay, remember to take the train to buy a hard seat, buy some bread to nibble on, don't eat the above things, the food is more disgusting than the ground in the college cafeteria, and more expensive than McDonald's."

"Now the damn people are basically dead. The plan was also stolen. We just need to transport the prince of Nanwang into the palace now, and then wait for the decisive battle to begin. ”

"The prince of the South?"

"Yes, this son looks exactly like the emperor. It is to ask him to take over the position of the emperor first, and then the next day to Zhao, and give up the throne to Ye Gucheng of Virtuous Land. ”

"And what if he wants to be emperor himself?"

"He's not going to be that stupid, he has to be the emperor if he wants to be the emperor. Ye Gucheng's family is the only one, and it doesn't matter if he dies. There are hundreds of people in the Nanwang family. Is he happy to be the emperor and play all over the three thousand beauties, or is he willing to be a person who exterminates the nine clans? As long as he's not stupid, he knows what to choose. ”

The process of transporting the prince is very simple, first put a mask on the prince of the inn and send it to the eunuch street. Then the chief steward of the king led him to a safe place to hide. Here we can't fail to introduce the head of the king, who was the companion of the East Palace before the emperor ascended the throne. It can be said that he is the emperor's close confidant, and the most popular person in front of him. Pao Tianming couldn't figure it out, what else did this old eunuch want to pursue when he was involved in the rebellion?