Hu Hou is really mad, when he was a gangster in the past, in the era he lived in, it became common to talk about household registration in the background, but he didn't want to be a fairy now It is so snobbish, and he also has to talk about family background and geographical location.

When he couldn't subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, he shouted: "The monsters will die." ”

The monster replied: "You can't kill me, my ancestor once served under the throne of the Demon Emperor, and served as the head of the temporary worker team of the Chengguan Brigade of the Inspection Department of the Imperial City Terracotta Mansion......"

"Oh, it turns out that you are also from an official eunuch family, so you can do it yourself, eat a few fewer people. ”

......

The two armies faced each other, and an immortal rushed out and said: "Who is coming, report to the immortals." ”

"I call it red sorghum, and I flew up to the sky from Shandong. ”

"It turned out to be a fellow villager in Shandong, and I am also a fellow villager in Shandong, since everyone is a fellow countryman, I don't think there is any need to fight this battle......"

......

When Hu Hou maliciously arranged the immortals here, he didn't expect that he was a prophecy, and later when a monkey named Sun Wukong went to learn the scriptures, those monsters with backstage and identity, no matter how big the crime committed, in the end they were all gone, and no one pursued them;

After all, everyone has never seen the mobile phone wrapper, and they don't know how this skill will help the current living environment and future life development, so naturally they don't believe Hu Hou's words, Peach Blossom is already crying in a hurry, and feels that Hu Hou really has hysteria.

However, Xiong Er was very calm, felt that Hu Hou was normal, and firmly believed that what he said was the truth, and after thinking about it for a while, he provided an exciting news for everyone.

"I think Brother Hu is telling the truth, and he doesn't have hysteria, just like my water hoard, before I used it, how could anyone else have heard of it. However, even if Brother Hu doesn't have a stunt, don't worry, because this time there is one more place to recruit people regardless of stunts, family background, or place of origin......"

"Why didn't you say it earlier. ”

Hu Hou pulled Xiong Er over.

"Yet, it's not my turn to speak, hehe. ”

"Forget it, I'll forgive you this time, where is that place? Hey, no, why don't you go to this place?"

"Hehe, that place isn't quite suitable for my fight-loving personality. The third table on the right side of the stage is there. ”

Hu Hou walked to the stage to take a look, and found that the tables on the left and in the middle were two old masters who looked very knowledgeable, and on the right was a young man dressed as a shopkeeper, dozing off with his cheeks.

"Phew. ”

Xiong Er shouted.

Suddenly frightened, the shopkeeper trembled, and his head was directly on the table, but he was not annoyed, but said with a smile: "Everyone, if you want to apprentice to the teacher, you are in the right place......

"Hugh is verbose, what do you ask for quickly. ”

Li Xiong slapped the table impatiently.

The shopkeeper smiled as he searched around for something, and after a while he pulled out a stained banner from under the table, "Which bastard knocked my banner down just now?" Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time, so please look at the flag. ”

The banner reads: Xuandu Cave Eight Scenery Palace recruits heroes from all over the world, no need for stunts, no family background, no place of origin, no matter age, and no distinction between men and women. The main palace is quiet, and it talks about the nature of the road, coming and going freely, and learning and walking.

Hu Hou pulled Yang Jian to the side: "Brother Yang, I have always thought that you are a noble person, who is full of words and never lies. ”

"Of course. ”

Yang Jian is self-satisfied.

"Then you sue me, this Xuandu Cave Eight Views Palace, does anyone dare to pretend?"

Hu Hou thought that Yang Jian was very likely to be the person who became famous later, so his opinion was very important.

"This, how is this possible, who dares to use the name of Daode Tianzun?"

Yang Jian's mouth was about to be stuffed into his fist, and he was very surprised that Hu Hou had this idea.

Hu Hou himself also didn't believe that someone would pretend to be an immortal. Probably because of the occupational diseases that had been faked, certificates, and cases before, when I saw the rough edges and stains, and the flags with no requirements for education, family background and place of origin, age and gender, I thought it was fake and shoddy.

"Little Er, quickly register the three of us. ”

Hu Hou who returned shouted, he could understand that Biyou Palace was recruiting people with art and local household registration, people like Li Xiong who knew how to use swordsmanship, or locals like Qi Gai who didn't know anything; Yuxu Palace recruited people with backgrounds, either current officials or families that used to be officials, like Naguan Erdai and Chen Qi; only Bajinggong wanted everything, but he didn't teach so much, he could learn if he wanted to, and he could leave if he wanted to, like that short-term training class, no wonder Xiong Er didn't want to come to learn.

Hu Hou is neither a local household registration, nor a relative as an official, although he was a class cadre when he was a child, and someone in his family was a village head, but no one regarded the class cadre and the village chief as a cadre, so Hu Hou secretly swore that when he became a god, he must think of raising the treatment and title of these two positions to at least to the county level.

However, I originally wanted to worship under the Daode Tianzun, but this time it was just right, I didn't have to choose, and I didn't have a choice.

"Guest officer, you don't need to register, just prepare more water and food, and I'll send you to the Eight Views Palace right away. ”

Xiao Er didn't wait for Hu Hou to speak, he pulled his neck and shouted: "Li Si, Li Si, come over and replace, I'm going to send someone to Bajing Palace." ”

Li Si took the rag, ran over quickly, and asked enviously, "Zhang San, how many people have been recruited this time?"

"Three. Zhang San replied happily and began to pack up the banners next to him.

"Zhang San, you borrowed your brother's envoy, I think you have recruited no less than ten people with it. ”

"Li Si, how can it be done, I spent three hundred dollars, and I finally asked the talented master in the town to write it, what should you do if you break it?"

Hu Hou almost fell to the ground, this banner is not from the Eight Views Palace, but the private production of this shop's Xiao Er, you can imagine how much water this Eight Views Palace recruits.

With a nervous mood, Hu Hou took Peach Blossom and Zhu Changshou, and after saying goodbye to everyone, he immediately took a carriage with Zhang San to Bajing Palace.

"Hakkeigu Shrine has arrived?"

Hu Hou got out of the carriage that had been driving for two days, looked at the beautiful mountain peaks in front of him, and asked Zhang San about the deep mountain at the foot of the forest.

"How can it, guest officer, you still have to climb over this mountain to reach the Eight Views Palace. ”

"You're not sending us there?"

"The price given by the Eight Views Palace is ten taels of silver to be sent to the bottom of the mountain, not to mention that it includes sending it up the mountain, not to mention what kind of identity you are as a guest officer, you are a future immortal! ”

Hu Hou had a feeling of being deeply deceived, and grabbed Zhang San's collar, "You dare to lie to me?"