Chapter 14 The Craft of Three Generations

"Origin, name, stunt. ”

"Dongsheng Shenzhou, Aolai Country Li Jiazhuang, surnamed Li Mingxiong, family heirloom chain thunderbolt knife. ”

Li Xiong danced the knife in his hand, which made people dizzy and applauded.

"Okay, Penglai Island Biyou Palace hires Li Xiong. ”

"The next one, number 3134, place of origin, name, stunt of expertise. ”

"Dongsheng Shenzhou, Aolai Country Peach Blossom Village, surnamed Zhu Ming Changshou, runs a restaurant at home, and I can cook. ”

"Haha, laughing to death, cooking can also be called a stunt?"

The audience laughed, Zhu Changshou's face was flushed, but Hu Hou secretly cursed, how can cooking not be a stunt? The chef is still divided into grades! A group of uninformed hillbillies.

"Three thousand one hundred and thirty-four eliminated, the next one, three thousand one hundred and thirty-five. ”

Hu Hou shouted: "I abstain. ”

Zhu Changshou is so good at cooking, he doesn't know anything, so he can't say that he can endorse books, right? Since he goes up in vain, he won't be embarrassed.

"I am number 3136 and also abstain. ”

Peach Blossom also abstained after Hu Hou.

"Haha, I also said what real skills there are, it turned out to be a group of rice buckets, running here to fish in troubled waters......"

Yang Jian's piercing laughter sounded behind him, Yang Chan pulled the corner of his brother's clothes, persuaded him not to laugh, and pulled the peach blossom who was crying to comfort him.

Hu Hou didn't have time to pay attention to Yang Jian, and was staring at the people on the stage.

"Nanzhan Buzhou, surnamed Chen, my father Luoyang County Shou, has no skills. ”

"Okay, Kunlun Mountain Yuxu Palace hires Chen Qi. ”

......

"The Black Tooth Country, the demon clan, the surname is Guan Erdai, the ancestor once served in the Heavenly Court of the Eastern Emperor, and the official is the star monarch of the day, and he has not yet learned the skills. ”

"Okay, Kunlun Mountain Yuxu Palace hired Guan Erdai. ”

......

"Xiniu Hezhou, surnamed Qiminggai, his ancestors have always begged for a living, and have never learned any skills. ”

"Okay, Penglai Island Biyou Palace hires Qi Gai. ”

"I'm not convinced. Hu Hou shouted.

"Who's making a lot of noise?"

"I'm number 3135, why are the first three like me, who don't know anything, but can be admitted?"

"You said the first three, right? hehe. ”

Hu Hou looked at the old man with a goatee on the stage, and wanted to jump on the stage and beat his smiling face so much that he didn't even recognize his mother.

"The first two, the closest relatives in the family are and have been officials, do you have one in your family? The last one, the family has a good life, and the hometown is a native ......of Xiniu Hezhou, what about you?

Hu Hou was so sad and angry that he wanted to vomit blood, he fought his father everywhere, and he talked about his local origin in everything, which made people unable to live.

"Brothers don't have to be sad, whoever calls us all miserable people, not born into a family of eunuchs, nor a native of our hometown. I think when I came here, I was not admitted, almost starved to death on the street, and then I went to the beach to help people spear fish, a fork is three years, until this year I was hired by Penglai Island Biyou Palace, alas! ”

A black-headed man who looked like he had just dug coal, holding a black tassel gun, was comforting with kind words beside him.

"In Xia Huhou, I don't know what Brother Tai is called. ”

"Under the bear two, the demon clan. ”

It turned out to be a black bear spirit, Hu Hou is no longer surprised by the goblin now, along the way, he has long been used to it, but I don't know if Xiong Da and Bald Qiang have come here to sign up.

"Second Brother Xiong, is it difficult for you to say that this spearfish is also a stunt?"

"Hehe, when I was penniless and desperate, I wanted to go to the beach to catch some fish to satisfy my hunger, but I saw that some fishermen were using spearfishing, so I begged someone to take them in and learn how to spearfish. In the past three years, I have already been able to use spearfishing proficiently, so I used the savings I saved on weekdays to build a black tassel gun, and came here to perform a spearfish action. ”

Hu Hou burst into tears, this is too, Lao Tzu has a real stunt and is embarrassed to say it!

"In that case, I also have a special skill!"

Hu Hou was talking to himself in a low voice, but he didn't want to be heard by Li Xiong, who was anxious for him next to him.

"Brother, why don't you say that you have a stunt? Are you worried about your younger siblings and long-lived brothers? Don't worry about so many for now, if you can hire one more, even if it is one, then we will think of other ways for them." ”

Li Xiong grabbed Hu Hou's arm excitedly, turned his head and shouted loudly at the stage: "No. 3135 suddenly remembered that he had a stunt and applied for a retest. ”

Goatee thought for a while and said, "Don't take it as an example, what stunt do you have on No. 3135, come quickly." ”

"My family's ancestral three generations of mobile phone wraps, with high-definition, frosted, diamond, anti-peeping and other films, can be wrapped Apple, Samsung, domestic ......"

"Full of nonsense, if you make trouble again, blast out of the building. ”

Before Hu Hou finished speaking, the goatee became angry.

Hu Hou said even more dissatisfied: "No culture, no knowledge, you hillbillies, you haven't used your mobile phone." Lao Tzu can also chat on QQ, pick up girls with prestige, carve carves turnips, and help people apply for world diplomas......"

Li Xiong was frightened by Hu Hou's words, and quickly pulled Hu Hou to persuade: "Brother Hu, calm down, calm down, let's think of other ways......"

Hu Hou became more and more angry the more he talked about it, talking about the background, not talking about the household registration, isn't this mobile phone coating a technology? Many people rely on it to support their families!

"Li Xiong, don't pull me. Hu Hou struggled and shouted: "I want to reason with them, why is the mobile phone coating not considered technology? Do you think that setting up a stall on the side of the road will not be able to be on the table? If you are not skilled, you will scratch the mobile phone if you don't pay attention to it, and the customer will definitely ask you to compensate." Okay! You turtles have never seen a mobile phone, so let's talk about the backstage, Lao Tzu also has a backstage, Lao Tzu's relatives are village chiefs in the village, don't you take the village chief as a cadre? And what is Lao Tzu who is not as good as the person who has been begging for food for generations, Lao Tzu was rated as a good doll at the age of four, he got three good students in elementary school at the age of six, he was a member of the labor committee and the sports committee, and he also won the second prize in the singing competition, the third prize in the gymnastics competition, and the excellence award in the essay competition......

Peach Blossom was frightened by Hu Hou's nonsense, threw herself into Hu Hou's arms, hugged and cried, Li Xiong and Zhu Changshou also forcibly dragged Hu Hou to Dengxian Tower.

"Brother, you won't have hysteria, right? Brother, brother, it doesn't matter if you are not hired, I will copy the family knife method to you for self-study, even if it is not against the ancestral teachings, you must not scare me!"

"Second brother, second brother, they are so pitiful, can you help them. ”

Yang Chan was also begging her brother beside her.

Hu Hou was really angry and moved, "I'm not crazy, I really learned this mobile phone coating, you just haven't heard of such a stunt." ”

Hula, a group of people surrounded Hu Hou and looked at him with wide eyes, including Yang Jian.

"Not crazy?"

"Not crazy. ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

One question and one answer, how does it feel more and more like singing?