35 bragging, not drafting
Hearing this, Yunxi instantly petrified.
Are you serious....
Yunxi remembered the tragic situation in the warehouse, although her mother was not tidy, she was many times stronger than Yunxi.
Looking at the door of the storeroom and thinking of the scene at the door, my back instantly felt a little chilly.
Yunxi smiled helplessly and said:
"Hehe, listen to me thank you, I'm about to turn the warehouse upside down."
Qin Qin went on to say:
"Hee-hee, I'm sorry."
"By the way, Yunxi, you remember to prepare food, we have all prepared, you can also prepare some."
Yunxi heard Qinqin say to prepare food, and thought to himself, Xiaoxiao, do you still need to settle me, I have already prepared.
"Don't worry, I'm ready, I can leave tomorrow with my schoolbag."
Yunxi replied briskly.
The diligent on the other end of the phone thought that the sandwich he was going to bring would not be able to be made tomorrow morning, and it would not be fresh to make it in the evening.
Speaking:
"You're very fast, Yunxi, let's wear a beautiful tomorrow, Jiayi brought a DSLR camera, you can take a few more photos and post a circle of friends."
The two imagined a beautiful scene and looked forward to tomorrow.
Hung up the phone.
Yunxi took this opportunity to relax.
Open the refrigerator, see what dishes are there, cook a meal for my mother and father at night, the main reason for cooking is because of the miserable appearance of the warehouse, I tremble a little when I think about it, or behave well, don't make my mother angry.
When I opened the refrigerator, all I saw was a little bit of food left.
A small cabbage, half a bowl of croquettes, two peeled potatoes, and half a piece of tofu, plus half a green onion.
Well, these dishes...
Yunxi had a dish flashing in his mind, and that was 'big stew'.
That's right, let's make a big stew and stew them all together.
Yunxi's dishes have been stewed.
My father and mother also came back, and when I entered the door and put down my hoe, my mother shouted in a stiff voice:
"Yunxi, you come, I'll ask you something."
Yunxi's hands shook in fright, it couldn't be that his mother had already opened the warehouse.
It's over, this voice is definitely already seeing the miserable state of the warehouse, this voice is mixed with a trace of impatience and a lot of 'maternal love'.
Yunxi used the excuse of cooking and said:
"Uh, Mom, wait a minute, I'm cooking."
After Li Huimei heard what Yunxi said, she said impatiently:
"Come here, let your dad do it."
After his father came over, Yunxi put down the shovel in his hand.
When I returned to the living room, I saw my mother drinking water.
Sitting at the door nearby, holding the pillow on the sofa, when the mother gets her together, the pillow can be blocked, and if it is not good, it can run away next to the door.
Sun Tzu said that the art of war is the best policy, and the hero does not suffer immediate losses.
was thinking about how to run, Li Huimei put down the water cup in her hand and said:
"I've been so busy these two days that I haven't talked to you about it."
"Hee-hee, Mom, what are you talking about?"
As soon as Mom's words came out, Yunxi thought, it's over, Mom will first summarize every lesson, then talk about her feelings, and finally summarize her actions.
Mom's routine for so many years is already familiar.
In the past, when I was in elementary school, to prevent Yunxi from escaping, I would say first every time: You come, Mom won't beat you, Mom will talk to you.
It's over, as soon as these words come out, they definitely have to catch a women's sanda.
Li Huimei looked at Yunxi, with a hippie smile on her face, and said:
"Be serious, what are you laughing at?"
"Well, Mom, you say."
Yunxi put away her smiling face and looked at what her mother would say, if it was a matter of the warehouse, she had to seize the opportunity to escape quickly.
Li Huimei looked at Yunxi, looked her up and down, looked at Yunxi, and asked very seriously:
"Yunxi, Mom just wants to know your cooking skills, where did you learn it? Neither you nor your dad know. ”
"Oh, you're talking about cooking, uh-huh, uh-huh!"
Yunxi replied, panicking in an instant, this is many times more serious than the chaos in the warehouse.
At this time, the system prompted again in the mind:
[Remember not to violate the rules, otherwise you will lose the system]
Yunxi thought in his mind: Foreign debts still need to rely on the system, and at this time, they can definitely be paid off.
That is, the affairs of the system must not be exposed, not a word can be mentioned, and if it is leaked, the system will disappear.
Yunxi quickly found a reason in his mind, how to say it to be reasonable.
As soon as Yunxi turned his head, he saw the backpack containing the picnic materials.
It suddenly occurred to me how to lie.
Yunxi suppressed his voice trembling from nervousness and said:
"Hey, I thought something was wrong, I really didn't tell anyone about cooking, Mom, you forgot? Where did I work part-time in college, have you forgotten? ”
Li Huimei was confused when she was asked, she just wanted to know the answer quickly, and she didn't want to talk nonsense with Yunxi.
The smell of this stewed dish came from the kitchen, bursts of fragrance, she was already hungry, and she was impatient when she was hungry.
Li Huimei swallowed her saliva and said:
"Don't be poor, I've forgotten it a long time ago, you just say where you learned it, hurry up and finish it, it's good to eat."
Yunxi looked at her anxious mother, and instantly said seriously:
"Mom, I worked part-time in the cafeteria when I was in college, and I gradually became familiar with the chef.
After Yunxi finished speaking, his heart beat faster, and he couldn't help but tremble his legs, afraid of being discovered by his mother, so he simply cocked Erlang's legs and pressed his legs hard.
The expression on Yunxi's face didn't dare to change in any way, for fear of showing timidity.
It should be no problem to say this, this nonsense is made up, don't be discovered by my mother, calm down, calm down, don't be nervous.
After listening to it, Li Huimei felt that it was reasonable, but continued to interrogate:
"Where is their hometown? Why do you want to go to your school to be a chef, you have to earn a lot of money with such a good craft. ”
As soon as these words came out, Yunxi instantly felt that he was hit by electricity, and there was a burst of scorching numbness, and a small electric current could penetrate the hair strands.
With such a rigorous inquiry, how can this nonsense be made up, Yunxi pretended to yawn perfunctory, but he didn't expect that at this time, his mother continued to ask:
"You said that people have such good craftsmanship, why should they be handed over to you?"
As soon as Li Huimei's voice fell, Yunxi was directly struck by lightning, his brain was congested, and he was a little dizzy at the top, this is simply a soul question!
Yunxi continued to pretend to be calm, and quickly thought of countermeasures in his mind, let's make up the first problem first, and the second one will make it up, let's make up nonsense together, it's easy to serialize, and if you don't get it, it's troublesome.
Yunxi then sighed very lightly, and bragged in a row, and said:
"My master is from the southern Fujian region, and his wife has been helping to bring his grandson with his son and daughter-in-law, and he lives together, hey! I don't see each other twice a year, and I often go back alone in my hometown, anyway, my son doesn't go back often, and he has settled in this city, and my master of course has to follow his family, and he also gives up his hometown career and comes to work in our canteen. ”
As soon as these words came out, Yunxi didn't expect it, it was simply seamless, what a braggart, amazing.
This thing, it can't be regarded as nonsense, today I happened to swipe my mobile phone, and I saw an interview about the elderly with children, which was inspired, and I couldn't help but applaud myself in my heart.
Yunxi was fine after speaking, but Li Huimei felt a little sad because of Yunxi's words.
After listening to this, Li Huimei looked a little lost, maybe he was middle-aged, and he also felt about life.
Sighed:
"Hey! Life! ”
Thinking that if Yunxi wants to marry in the future, in case of marrying far away, one of the two will follow to see the children, leaving the other half alone at home, and it is sad to think about it.
Li Huimei continued to ask:
"Then why do people teach you to make a big banquet?"
Looking at Li Huimei's spirit of breaking the casserole and asking to the end.
Yunxi really didn't know how to make up this lie, and it seems that her mother had already believed the last lie.
This is really a lot of mountains and rivers, and the road is full of pits.
It's already here, and I can only continue to lie.