36 Aftermath of lying

Yunxi thought about it again, so he could only continue to make up some nonsense.

Think about what kind of occupational disease the chef has, and find a random one to continue editing.

Yunxi continued to say calmly:

"Sometimes, the fate between people is very wonderful, in school, I signed up for a Chinese medicine physiotherapy class, my master he has old scapular joint inflammation, resulting in his arm often stiff, I often give him the leftover from our class, don't want mugwort leaves and some ointments and the like, give him qi moxibustion, slowly for a long time, maybe think I am more sensible, and then teach me to make a big banquet, and also tell me some tips and methods."

After listening to Yunxi's words, Li Huimei said with relief:

"Oh, I see, I'll just say how can you make a big feast."

Li Huimei continued to get to the bottom of it:

"What is stiffness and how can there be arthritis? It seems that your master is not in good health. ”

'Oh' This is the sound of Yunxi vomiting blood, and my mother is simply digging on the ancestral grave.

This is simply a deep pit, and I finally understood that there is a saying that to tell a lie, you have to use countless lies to round it.

Yunxi's heart was about to collapse, and his legs were still trembling unconsciously, Yunxi continued to press his legs, exhaled a long breath, and was really afraid to continue, so he went to the gang.

But looking at my mother, my mother actually looked at her with expectant eyes, I went.

It seems that I have to give my mother a whole ending, otherwise I will definitely be asking.

Yunxi said slowly:

"Because the chef needs to shake the spoon frequently, over time, it will lead to excessive movement of the joints in the arm, resulting in excessive wear and tear of the cartilage, so there will be arthritis, and after the elasticity of the cartilage is reduced, the joints will be easy to stiffen, which is the case with my master."

After Yunxi finished speaking, this was simply serious nonsense.

Even he is incredible, this analysis is not nonsense, Yunxi spent a few days in the Department of Orthopedic Surgery when he was an intern, although he did not learn finely, but these basic knowledge is still a little bit, it is definitely not accurate, and it is definitely enough to fool his mother.

Li Huimei continued to ask:

"Is it possible to be cured?"

Yunxi thought that her mother turned out to be the leader of women's gossip, a lie, and forced her mother to ask a side story, ah!

Oh my god!

Yunxi sighed and said:

"It can also be treated, when I was interning in orthopedics before, there were some patients who had similar diseases to my master, and cartilage would be replaced, cartilage is what is called brittle bone in life, and the wear and tear of cartilage will affect the friction flexibility between bones, as long as new artificial materials are replaced, it can be alleviated, and it may also be completely cured."

Yunxi doesn't know if it's right or not, but it's okay to fool her mother.

When I was interning in orthopedic surgery, I did have joint replacement, but I didn't expect that this boast would come to this point.

You should believe it completely, you won't be asking, Yunxi is bald, and if you continue to talk about it, you can't really get a goof.

Yunxi's heartbeat was still accelerating, and her legs were still shaking.

Li Huimei listened very seriously, and nodded very seriously, feeling that her daughter was very kind, and she could meet such a good master, and she also felt that her daughter knew a lot.

Yunxi is looking at her mother's expression, this should be the end, I won't ask.

As soon as Yunxi turned around, his father didn't know when, so he leaned against the door frame, knocked on the melon seeds, listened to Yunxi and Li Huimei chatting, and listened very attentively.

It was already over, everyone was happy, but I didn't expect Li Huimei to turn around, looked at Yunxi, looked at her daughter distressedly, and said with a concerned look:

"Yikes! Yunxi, my poor child, will you also have arthritis, and will your mother also accompany you to have a joint replacement surgery? ”

As soon as these words came out, Yunxi was shocked at first, and thanked his mother for her mother's love.

Then the first thought in my mind was, come on, God, give me a good time, let me be completely hurt at once! Yes! Yes!

What Li Huimei would never have imagined is that this is all a lie, a bubble.

Looking at the mother and daughter chatting, Yun Shouye said:

"Oh, you said it too early, Yunxi has only burned the banquet for a few days, so that the joints will not be misaligned, it's too exaggerated."

Li Huimei hurriedly corrected Yun Shouye and added:

"That's called joint replacement, it's not called joint dislocation, dislocation is dislocation, you don't know how to get involved, right, Yunxi, dislocation is dislocation, right."

Yunxi was already under a dark cloud, and Li Huimei asked for the answer without giving up.

Yunxi squeezed out a smile and said:

"Mom, you're right."

Yun Shouye continued to rush to say:

"Oh, you just think too much, when Yunxi joint replacement, it will take several years, don't think it's useless, eat quickly, such a fragrant dish, it's not good if it's cold."

Yunxi, who was sitting on the side, was a little confused, why did his joints break in just a few words?

Yunxi sighed helplessly, thinking: It's not advisable to lie.

After dinner, Li Huimei and Yun Shouye were still watching TV, and Yunxi went to bed early.

At night, I dream that I am doing joint replacement surgery.

All two days.

As soon as Yunxi woke up in the morning, it was 8 o'clock, and the sequelae of changing joints were a little bit, and I felt that my neck hurt.

It's a slight stiff neck, not arthritis.

As soon as I got up for breakfast, Wu Qinqin's phone called.

"Yunxi, have you packed up? Let's meet at the entrance of the village. ”

"Alright, get over right away."

Yunxi picked up his schoolbag and walked towards the entrance of the village.

Yunxi arrived at the entrance of the village and saw that Qinqin and Jiayi had arrived, Qinqin was taking a selfie with his mobile phone, and Jiayi was wiping lipstick.

Seeing Yunxi, they turned their heads to look at Yunxi.

When Jiayi saw Yunxi's appearance, she was stunned for a moment, and then said:

"My dear, how did you bring our military training schoolbag, this is too ugly, put down the schoolbag first, it will be heavy to look at."

As they spoke, a white Toyota SUV drove up and pulled up next to them.

The driver is Jiayi's boyfriend, named Lu Lei.

Lu Lei opened the car door and walked down.

Tall 1.75 meters, tall and thin, wearing white short sleeves on the upper body, navy blue slacks on the lower body, and a pair of the most popular trendy shoes on the feet, this outfit is definitely Jiayi's vision.

It's handsome and sunny when you look at it.

Lu Lei looked at his girlfriend, smiled dotingly, and said:

"Let's put things in the trunk."

Qinqin smiled and jokingly said:

"Yunxi, look at the two of them, this is simply throwing dog food in public."

Lu Lei looked at Qinqin and Yunxi with a smile and said:

"Haha, no."

When Yunxi put the schoolbag, he saw that there were small baskets in the trunk and a lot of wooden plates, which were very exquisite.

Asked with a smile:

"This beautiful little object is definitely prepared by our Jiayi."

Jiayi smiled and said:

"Haha, you guessed it, it's me."

Jiayi herself is a lady, and she belongs to the most delicate kind of Miss Ben.

In addition to work, Jiayi is also a part-time graphic model, and she will take pictures of some clothes, and she brought 5 clothes today.

To be able to organize a picnic, all the credit is these 5 outfits.

So you have to pull your boyfriend, and others, and act together.

The photographer is Jiayi's boyfriend Lu Lei.

After putting things away, Lu Lei said:

"Let's get in the car and go, the other three buddies have already pulled up their equipment, let's go to the city to meet them first."

After getting in the car, Yunxi asked Jiayi:

"Jiayi, why didn't Xiaoqi have a picnic with us."

Qinqin also says:

"yes, she's something?"

Jiayi, who was sitting in the co-pilot and combing her hair, said while combing her bangs:

"Oh, I asked, after we got together that day, Xiaoqi's boyfriend and Xiaoqi discussed the wedding bride price, it should be this, it doesn't seem to be good recently."

勤勤 says:

"When I was eating fish that day, I heard Xiaoqi's mother say that she was going to get engaged, why was this not good?"