The audience was really amazed.

And those players who competed in the same field were also shocked.

There is still this routine? It's awesome!

Nearly 1,000 words of "Newspaper Dish Name" is like a stream?

It's incredible, isn't it?

Wang Huan looked at the other thirty groups of contestants and asked, "Who else?"

No one responded.

Wang Huan continued to ask: "Who else wants to compete with me for the basic skills of cross talk? Who else wants to compete with me for "Reporting the Name of the Dish"?"

Still no one responded.

Wang Huan looked at the judges' seats and said, "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, am I qualified to perform on this stage now? Can you give me a fair and just chance to compete?"

Zhang Wenyao's face was very ugly, and after a long while, he spoke: "Of course you can, but I still have to tell you that the basic skills of cross talk are important, but in the final analysis, it is the creative ability that makes the work the most convincing." And you also know the purpose of our National Cross Talk Competition, that is, just use original jokes. ”

Wang Huan said: "I know. ”

This is to the root, the most important thing in cross talk is the joke, the joke is not funny, even if you have a deep foundation, it is useless.

And excellent cross talk jokes are actually very difficult to write.

It often takes a year or two to write a cross talk work.

So much so that many cross talk actors perform on TV and can't write jokes, what should they do?

And the other contestants actually have a company and a cross talk club behind them.

The works they come to participate in are often written by the whole company, and basically they do not work alone.

And Wang Huan is alone, and he has not graduated from high school, let alone written a paragraph.

So no matter how fast you speak, no matter how fluent you are in memorizing the name of the dish, no matter how strong your memory ability is, it is useless.

Otherwise, this is not a cross talk competition, but a super brain.

If the joke doesn't work, then it's nothing.

They absolutely don't believe it, Wang Huan's ability to write jokes in a short time can be compared to a professional cross talk team?

People have been doing this for decades.

There have been three groups of contestants just now, and those jokes are all excellent, but they have all been eliminated.

Can you Wang Huan be an exception?

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, your performance just now won you three minutes. ”

"We'll give you three minutes, if within three minutes, your joke is not exciting, not funny, not excellent, we will still ring the bell and eliminate it. ”

"Within three minutes, if the audience doesn't laugh or applaud three times, then your cross talk work is still not up to par, and we will still eliminate you! This is also the general standard of our show, and we don't treat you harshly. ”

Three minutes?

Make the audience laugh three times and applaud three times?

This is really difficult, because Wang Huan was hacked on the whole network before, so the audience was quite hostile to Wang Huan, thinking that he was a clown who liked hype.

Although Wang Huan's name of the newspaper just now has saved part of its image, it will take time and works to completely redeem the previous hype clown image.

"Okay, Wang Huan, please face up to it and start your performance!"

Suddenly, everyone pricked up their ears and waited for Wang Huan's performance.

It's time to see the real chapter.

You, the hype king, can you talk about cross talk?

The thing that reports the name of the dish is not a real cross talk.

The time has come to really decide whether Wang Huan can stay, or even go further in the National Cross Talk Competition.

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The host said: "Wang Huan, Lu Zhengtao, please start your performance." ”

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood in front of the microphone again.

Wang Huan smiled and said: Master, this is the first time we have come to this stage, right?

Lu Zhengtao: For the first time.

Wang Huan: But I'm also an old friend with you.

Lu Zhengtao: How?

Wang Huan: Because on TV and on the Internet, everyone often sees me, two days ago when I was squatting in the toilet, I also saw my name on the door, I don't know what to write it in, there are a lot of flies lying on it, and there are bloodshots, this guy hates me so much that I have anal fissures.

Lu Zhengtao: Heh, your name is so flavorful, it stinks, but it's possible that this guy forgot to bring paper.

Speaking of which, the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Wang Huan laughed at himself very interestingly, although it was a bit vulgar, but it was still funny.

Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

Wang Huan: Although everyone has heard my name, they have never seen me face to face.

Lu Zhengtao: There is no such opportunity, otherwise you would have been killed.

Wang Huan: So everyone is very interested, why don't I just take this opportunity to make a public appearance so that everyone can see clearly? But seriously, I didn't prepare any shows when I came to the stage today.

Lu Zhengtao: Ah? It's all on stage, and you're not even ready for the show?

Wang Huan: Master, what kind of show do you think I should perform? We are all athletes, otherwise there will be a sports competition here?

Lu Zhengtao: Running?

Wang Huan: That's not good, breaking the world record here doesn't count, it's for nothing.

Lu Zhengtao: Otherwise, let's box?

Wang Huan: Do you think it's appropriate for me to beat you? Besides, you see that my face is so handsome, are you willing to do it?

Lu Zhengtao: I don't see it, I'm afraid that I will slap you to death. So what are we competing?

Wang Huan: What do you think I am good at?

Lu Zhengtao: Your specialty? Isn't it running? You're a sprinter.

Wang Huan: Heh, you are my master, don't you know what I am good at?!

Lu Zhengtao: I really don't know except running.

Some time ago, I bragged about a big bull and said that I was going to win the gold medal in the 100-meter Olympics, don't you know?

Lu Zhengtao: If it weren't for this bad luck, your name wouldn't have been smeared on the wall. But what does that have to do with today's show?

Wang Huan: Master, let's brag about today's performance!

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Damn!

Many judges have already inexplicably felt the charm of this joke.

Because it's a special topic.

Why is Wang Huan famous and why is he scolded by the whole people?

Isn't it because he made a lot of nonsense on the "Study Hard" program, claiming that he wants to compete for the Olympic 100-meter gold medal?

All said he was bragging.

Unexpectedly, the theme of his cross talk today is bragging?

Is this the finishing touch?

Immediately, some of the audience began to applaud, and some of them had already laughed again.

What Wang Huan wants to adapt is the classic joke "Hundred Blows" by another world master of Ma Ji, which is particularly funny.

This work is also Mr. Ma's masterpiece.

The big waves are sweeping the sand, even after more than ten years, many cross talk tapes also have this paragraph.

It can be seen how successful, how funny, and how classic.

It's not just hilarious, but it also has a strong social satire.

Although Mr. Ma Ji has other jokes that are more famous, such as "Universe Brand Cigarettes", "Hundred Blows" is more in line with Wang Huan at this time.

For Wang Huan, this cross talk work is completely twice the result with half the effort.

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Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

The state is getting better and better, and it is getting more and more exciting.

The judges were amazed, and the other contestants were incredulous.

and the audience present, it was a big surprise.

The cross talk written by Wang Huan is really funny.

It's all laughing, and again and again, the audience is completely laughing back and forth.

Zhang Wenyao said that he would give Wang Huan three minutes.

If they can't impress the judges within three minutes, they still have to ring the bell to knock them out.

The three-minute show time is fast approaching.

Wang Huan has already said wonderfully layered, and the climax has been repeated.

Lu Zhengtao: I have an ancestral secret recipe for bragging, and I can blow the square into a circle.

Wang Huan: I can blow the short ones into long ones.

Lu Zhengtao: I can blow the ugly into beautiful.

Wang Huan: I can blow the dead into the living.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, you're amazing.

Wang Huan: Blow?!

Lu Zhengtao: Let me tell you, our family is a braggart family, my father is a braggart, and a lot of people in their circle are braggarts.

Wang Huandao: I know, aren't there five people sitting in front of us, and they are all blown into judges.

At this point, it's time for the three-minute show.

And the audience couldn't hold back any longer, laughed completely, and began to applaud.

And the faces of the five judges also became exciting.

All the audience couldn't help but look towards the judges' bench and laughed out loud again.

The hammer in the hands of the five judges really can't be knocked down, if you knock it down now, it will be revenge on the contestants, why are you so narrow-minded.

And Wang Huan's cross talk is really funny.

The sense of rhythm is even more first-class.

No one rang the bell to eliminate, so Wang Huan's performance continued.

It was really layered, laughing, and wonderful.

Next, Wang Huan's performance was even more climactic.

The laughter is incredibly dense, one after the other.

This section of Mr. Ma Ji's "Hundred Blows" is extremely excellent even for a famous artist, and it can win awards on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

What's more, for a newcomer like Wang Huan, the audience's psychological expectations for him are not high at all, after all, he has never said cross talk.

All of a sudden, it is a classic joke that has been passed down for decades, and the lethality can be imagined.

What an unexpected surprise it can bring?

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The performance continues, to the middle and late sections.

Lu Zhengtao: I invited someone to dinner last night!

Wang Huan: I also invited someone to dinner last night!

Lu Zhengtao: How I blow it, how he blows it!

Wang Huan: Come on!

Lu Zhengtao: It's bad to eat. I swallowed my chopsticks!

Wang Huan: I'm eating and eating it's bad! I'm swallowing the spoon!

Lu Zhengtao: I'm eating and eating and it's going bad! I bit off a piece of the plate.

Wang Huan: I'm eating and eating it's bad! I'll bite off a piece of the big bowl!

Lu Zhengtao: I'm eating and eating and it's going bad! I'm biting down the table!

Wang Huan: I'm eating and I'm going bad. I bite...... I'm biting my nose off!

Lu Zhengtao: Huh?

Wang Huan: I bite it on my stilts! Can you manage it?

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Everyone listened very attentively, and Wang Huan's cross talk soon came to an end.

Lu Zhengtao: I am 2.69 meters tall.

Wang Huan: I'm three meters sixty-nine.

Lu Zhengtao: Are you that tall?

Wang Huan: Are you that tall?

Lu Zhengtao: I'm hot and cold and constricting!

Wang Huan: I'm hot and cold.

Lu Zhengtao: Then you are not as tall as me, I am as tall as the White Tower in Beijing.

Wang Huan: I'm a head taller than the White Tower.

Lu Zhengtao: I'm still tall.

Wang Huan: I'm tall.

Lu Zhengtao: The plane flew from my waist.

Wang Huan: The satellite hit me underfoot.

Lu Zhengtao: I'm tall.

Wang Huan: I'm tall.

Lu Zhengtao: I have the blue sky above my head, and my feet can't be higher on the earth!

Wang Huan: I'm ...... My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!

Lu Zhengtao: Huh?!The upper lip is next to the sky, and the lower lip is next to the ground?

Wang Huan: Ah!

Lu Zhengtao: Then where is your face?

Wang Huan: Our group of people who talk about cross talk are shameless!

Lu Zhengtao: Whew!

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At this point, Wang Huan's cross talk performance officially ended.

Wang Huan bowed and said: "Our performance is over, and our cross talk is called "I want to brag", thank you." ”

Suddenly, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

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Note: In order to recommend the ticket, I can also lick it without kneeling, long live Engong!