Temporary translation of Western impermanence

At this time, in the mourning hall of a one-stop funeral service, the guests who came to attend the memorial service all looked at this young man in shock, jumping up and down with speed and strength beyond normal human beings, making the entire mourning hall smoky and chaotic.

Not to mention the older generation, as long as people who have watched ghost movies, they are shouting whether they have been ghosted.

Some people once stepped forward to pull him, but he was slapped open, and he fell and screamed.

Tang Xiaohui held Liang Jingbo's hand tightly and asked nervously, "Is it really a ghost?" ”

Liang Jingbo's face was not very good-looking, because it was his colleague who was taken up, Guan Yuemin. I saw Guan Yuemin, who is usually not diligent in all grains, like a martial arts master in a martial arts movie, jumping up and down, not so powerful.

After a while, another young man named Su Zhenwen suddenly stiffened, and then his mouth cracked, and he smiled gloomily: "If you can get up, so can I!" Then he fought with Guan Yuemin, attracting flesh, fists to the bones, and his body flew in the air from time to time.

Tang Xiaohui's colleague Wang Bingyan also grabbed her hand tightly and whispered if she would be a ghost?

But another colleague criticized them for not talking nonsense, we are all state officials, how can we blame our forces.

Tang Xiaohui's mouth opened, and finally swallowed the words back.

Wang Bingyan had resentment on her face, but under Tang Xiaohui's signal, she still kept her mouth shut.

The words "ghost upper body" are really difficult to say, because most of the guests who came to attend the memorial service today are people in the system, and there are even many leaders at the level.

In front of the leader, the strange force is completely a joke.

At this time, Su Zhenwen and Guan Yuemin, their expressions were cold, their eyes were blue, their faces were black, their faces were hideous, one was holding a wooden square stool in their hands, and the other was holding an iron hook that pulled the shutter door, and they had already handed it over. Sometimes he flips somersaults, and sometimes he is like a master in a martial arts movie, drinking fists. There are also people who want to step forward to stop it, but they are all kicked away, and then lie on the ground for half a day and can't get up, one says the ribs are broken, and the other says the stomach hurts.

Tang Xiaohui and his wife were in a hurry, because they knew better than anyone that these two were 100% ghosted.

"What should I do?" Tang Xiaohui asked her husband quietly.

"If they continue to fight like this, they will all die." Guan Yuemin was kicked by Su Zhenwen, it was a real kick, and she had already heard the sound of broken bones.

And Su Zhenwen was no better, his body was kicked out, his back was heavily slammed on the sturdy table, and if he was an ordinary person, he would not be able to get up for a long time.

"Why don't you give Lin Yi a call?"

Looking at the two of them who were fighting more and more bloody and cruel, Liang Jingbo also knew that if they delayed any longer, the two of them might really save their lives, so he took out his mobile phone and called Lin Yi.

At this time, Guan Yuemin and Su Zhenwen suddenly hit their side, frightening everyone to flee quickly.

Guan Yuemin even cruelly lifted one of them and threw it at Su Zhenwen.

And this one who was thrown out was Liang Jingbo.

Su Zhenwen caught Liang Jingbo, but the next moment, he threw Liang Jingbo out again, and scolded in his mouth: "I'll go, is this a soul fixing talisman or an exorcism talisman?" ”

Liang Jingbo was thrown to the ground, dizzy, and his phone didn't know where it fell. Before he could react, he was dragged to the corner by a middle-aged man.

"Thank you......" Liang Jingbo was so frightened that he still said words of thanks in his mouth.

Tang Xiaohui ran over to help him up and asked him if he was injured. After receiving an affirmative reply, I quickly thanked the middle-aged man who saved her husband.

This middle-aged man is none other than Chu Jian, who originally only came to attend Shaw Bern's memorial service, because they are university alumni and usually have contact. Who knew that after the death of his old friend, he would actually provoke the Nine Secluded Underworld Mansion and Dongyue Yin Si to fight.

He understood on the side, it turned out that his old friend had done a lot of good deeds and accumulated a lot of merits. After his death, he was robbed by these two underworld institutions as performance.

Fighting, the impermanence head of the Nine Shadows Mansion fell on Guan Yuemin's body.

Immediately afterwards, Dongyue Yin Si Impermanence, who was wearing a black uniform, also got on Su Zhenwen's body. The two impermanence fell into the body of ordinary people and fought inextricably.

"It's not safe here, so you'd better get out of here." Chu Jian held a piece of talisman paper tightly and said to everyone.

The onlookers could no longer maintain their image and fled in fright.

Liang Jingbo and Tang Xiaohui also escaped.

Just running, Liang Jingbo suddenly let out an "ah", his body rushed forward, Tang Xiaohui was also taken to the ground by him, and both husband and wife fell into the flower bed.

To add insult to injury, there was a garbage can next to the flower bed, and most of the garbage in the bin was dumped on them.

When the two of them hurriedly got up, their faces suddenly changed drastically.

Because at some point, they were surrounded by a group of black and white impermanence who were fighting.

The two of them trembled with fright, and they suddenly realized that they had just fallen, and the sandalwood evil necklace they were wearing by Master Changkong himself was contaminated by garbage. Since the two of them accidentally got into the ghost car by mistake, they have often seen dirty things, or have been worried about dirty things, and their lives have been saved several times. In the end, it was the Sky Mage of Shangqingguan who gave each of them a sandalwood necklace to ward off evil spirits, so that they could be saved from trouble.

But this thing can't see water, and it can't be dirty, so they are usually careful and careful, and even ask for a few more spare charms to prevent unforeseen needs.

After many years, there has been no accident, and there has never been a dirty thing, so I was careless. This time, he accidentally stained the sandalwood chips on the necklace to ward off evil spirits, and he saw the picture that made them collapse.

The couple bit their lipes and tried to get up and find a place to hide, but these impermanences relied on being able to pass through human bodies, and from time to time they wore through them.

Although these impermanences would cause burning sensations from their bodies as they passed through them, the two groups of people who were fighting did not pay attention to this. is still centered on the two of them, and continues to fight and kill.

This pitied Tang Xiaohui and Liang Jingbo, their bodies were cold from time to time, and many hideous faces swept around in front of them, so frightened that they were delirious, and finally fainted gorgeously one after the other.

After a while, the souls of the two came out of their bodies. This is the ultimate frightened after being excessively frightened, frightened out of place, isn't there an idiom called the soul does not give up, or the soul does not return to its place? There is also a saying that "the soul is scared away".

This is the situation of the two of them, extremely frightened, and their souls are scared out of their bodies.

The unlucky couple looked at their bodies on the ground, and at the black and white impermanence who was still fighting, and wanted to cry without tears.

At this time, the black and white impermanence has long been red-eyed, regardless of whether he is injured by mistake or not, he will pick up the mourning stick and do it indiscriminately.

Pity the souls of the two, I don't know how many weeping sticks they have suffered, so they regained some sanity and quickly found a corner to hide.

And hiding by the crystal coffin with them was Chu Jian.

Chu Jian looked at the two who had become souls and shook his head: "You guys are too unlucky, too intimidating. ”

The two of them trembled, wanting to cry without tears.

But when they saw the impermanence of the black clothes in the fight, they rose a little bit of confidence.

"I hope Lin Yi can save us."

But the two looked around, but they didn't find Lin Yi's figure in the black-clothed impermanence.

Tang Xiaohui didn't believe in evil, and stretched her neck again to look at it.

"I'm short-sighted, take a look, is Lin Yi in it?"

Liang Jingbo shook his head: "There really isn't." ”

"What then?" Tang Xiaohui's heart fell to the bottom.

Suddenly there was a tap on the shoulder, Tang Xiaohui was startled, and when she turned her head, she saw a western face, and screamed in fright: "Ghost! ”

Halfway through the call, Liang Jingbo covered his mouth: "Don't scream, it's Professor Shawburn." ”

Tang Xiaohui looked at the other party in shock: "Isn't Professor Xiao Bern lying in a coffin?" ”

Shaw Bern said fluently in Chinese: "My body is indeed still lying in the coffin." ”

"Ah......" Tang Xiaohui was about to scream again, but Liang Jingbo covered her mouth again, and said angrily, "What is it called?" This is the ghost of Professor Seanbo. ”

It's not that I haven't seen ghosts, and compared to the impermanence who is fighting, a dead soul who has only died a long time has nothing to be afraid of.

Shawburn said: "Yes, my body is lying in a coffin, and I can only be regarded as a dead soul now." ”

Tang Xiaohui didn't scream again this time, but sat on the ground, gasping for breath, obviously digesting this information.

After a long time, Tang Xiaohui said half-crying and half-screaming: "Professor Xiao, why are you still here?" ”

Shaw Bern said helplessly: "Originally, I was going to follow this group of black-clothed ghosts, but this group of white-clothed ghosts didn't do it, and then they started fighting." ”

The two were at a loss.

Chu Jian, the only living person, explained to them: "Xiao Boen made outstanding contributions to mankind during his lifetime, and he is a person with great merits. These two parties, the black one is Dongyue Yin Si, and the white one is the Nine Secluded Underground Mansion, and they both want to rob Xiao Bern's soul. Because of the meritorious soul of Shaw Bern, after snatching it back, he will get good results. ”

The two of them were stunned, looking at the two groups of people with red eyes, while trying to digest Chu Jian's words.

The black and white impermanence were originally inseparable from each other, until another group of impermanence with western faces came to help, and the black impermanence was defeated and retreated.

Tang Xiaohui was blindsided and asked Liang Jingbo: "Which department of the underworld are these Western faces?" ”

Liang Jingbo was also confused, but still explained: "Didn't you listen to them? They are from the Western Underworld, and they say that Professor Shawburn is from their West, so the souls belong to them in the Western Underworld. ”

Chu Jian looked at him in surprise: "Can you understand their words?" ”

Liang Jingbo turned his head to look at Chu Jian and said, "I graduated from A University and studied in Canada for four years after graduation. If you don't know English, how can you study abroad? ”

Chu Jian smiled: "It turns out that it is still the Turtle Sect. ”

Liang Jingbo hurriedly said: "You have won the prize, and now the turtle is worthless." ”

Western impermanence said a lot of words to the black and white impermanence, and found that no ghost could understand their words, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Is there anyone who can speak English?" Stand up if you can speak English! I just heard the words of Liang Jingbo, who was hiding behind the crystal coffin, "You, come and translate for us." ”

Liang Jingbo: "......"

Western impermanence said impatiently: "Hurry up and come over and translate for us." The soul hook chain was thrown at Liang Jingbo and dragged him over.

Liang Jingbo stood tremblingly in the middle of black and white impermanence, trembling and looking at these Western impermanence wearing medieval armor, and stammered to the black and white impermanence: "They say that Shaw Byrne is their Westerner, and he should return to the Western underworld after death." ”

Lao Cao snorted and said, "Although Xiao Boen is a Westerner, he has long been admitted to my Oriental nationality. After death, it should belong to my Dongyue Yin Division. ”

Bai Wuchang first echoed Lao Cao's words, and then said that Xiao Boen believed in Buddhism during his lifetime, and he should go to the Nine Shadows Mansion after his death.

Lao Cao sneered: "I, do you have any evidence?" ”

"A month before Shaw Bern's death, he also went to the Big Buddha Temple to offer incense. So Shaw Byrne should go with us to the Nine Hells. ”

"Phew, two months before Xiao Boun's death, he went to Shangqing Temple to make incense and make a vow, he is clearly a believer."

"Nonsense, it's just a trip to Xiangfeng Mountain."

"Get out, obviously I just went to Shangxiang to make a wish."

……

Chu Jian sighed and asked Xiao Boun, "Do you believe in the Tao or Buddhism?" ”

Shawburn said blankly, "I've always believed in Catholicism." ”

Chu Jian: "......"

After the meeting, Chu Jian asked again: "Which institution of the underworld is Catholicism?" No, does Catholicism have an institution in Hades? ”

"I don't know about this."

Chu Jian saw that the black and white impermanence were fighting again, and the Western impermanence was helping the white impermanence to beat the black impermanence together, so he said: "Dongyue Yin Si is going to be defeated." Then he asked Shaw Byrne, "It seems that you can only go to the Nine Hells Mansion." "I didn't think about the Western underworld at all.

Shawburn shrugged: "I don't care, it's the same wherever I go." ”

Tang Xiaohui hoped that Xiao Boen would go to Dongyue Yinsi.

Chu Jian asked why, Tang Xiaohui hesitated for a moment and explained: "Dongyue Yin Si is the native belief of our Oriental people. Jiuyou Difu is a Buddhist system, which was introduced from abroad, and the roots are not correct and the seedlings are not red. ”

How can she say it, because Lin Yi is the part-time impermanence of Dongyue Yinsi, so the balance of reason has shifted to Dongyue Yinsi.

Taking advantage of the three-way scuffle, Liang Jingbo hurriedly ran in and hid behind Shaw Bern.

Chu Jian said coldly: "Dongyue Yin Si also came to help. ”

The two of them both turned their heads, and then they smiled happily and said excitedly: "It's Lin ...... The sobriety of the world has also come. ”

Although Lin Yi changed his clothes, the hat on his head that said that he was sober in the world was so dazzling.

I saw Lin Yi's body falling lightly to the ground, and he didn't make a move, but pointed at several soul seduction envoys in the Western Underworld and shouted: "You Western Underworld have long hands!" Roll as far as you can from Lao Tzu! With a wave of his hand, the four Black Impermanence behind him rushed into the White Impermanence team, kicking the Western Underworld left and Bai Impermanence on the right.

But Lin Yi pointed at "Wang Yuemin" and "Su Zhenwen" with the golden whip, and shouted: "What a bold man, as impermanence, he actually went to the human body, get out of me immediately!" Otherwise, I will supervise the right to fry your two ghosts in the oil pot for a hundred years, and I can't live or die! After speaking, he raised the Zhijin Fen Whip and opened the bow left and right, and hit Wang Yuemin and Su Zhenwen hard.

"Wow, that's majestic." Tang Xiaohui's eyes were bubbling with the symbol of a small star.