Everyone is drunk, and I am sober
Liang Jingbo also looked at Lin Yi with his mouth slightly open.
I haven't seen each other for many years, Lin Yi seems to be mixing well in the underworld, the hat has changed from six gold rings to four gold rings, and the uniform has also been changed, which is dragging and cool.
As soon as Lin Yi's words fell, two figures, one black and one white, came out of Wang Yuemin and Su Zhenwen.
The black figure said: "You can't blame me, I was also forced, he was the first to ascend to the human body." ”
The white figure said, "What if Lao Tzu is up?" You're going to bite me? ”
Lin Yi and the black figure acted at the same time, one holding a mace, and the other picking up the golden whip and whipping it fiercely.
In the case of a fight against one, the other party can still be tough with Lao Cao.
Now that it has become a two-dozen hits, the other party can only be abused.
"The surname Cao, the world is sober, you two despicable and shameless people, there is a kind, let's fight alone!"
Lin Yi and Lao Cao stopped at the same time and glanced at each other.
Lao Cao said: "Come on, beat the dog day so much that you can't even recognize your mother." ”
Lin Yi looked at him quietly.
Lao Cao bared his teeth: "We're partners, if you don't help me, can you help him?" ”
Lin Yi tilted his head and glanced at him, and smiled: "Remember, this magic weapon will be handed over to me." ”
"Holy shit, you're too black-hearted." Lao Cao shouted.
Lin Yi had already picked up the gold whip and fought with the other party.
Tang Xiaohui opened her mouth wide, couldn't close it for a long time, and said after a long time: "Lying grass, Lin Yi is so capable of fighting!" ”
Liang Jingbo hurriedly pinched her, Tang Xiaohui comprehended, and hurriedly added: "The world is so sober that it can fight, it's amazing." ”
I saw Lin Yi pick up the gold whip, open and close, swallow everything, and beat the other party to defeat and retreat with a sweeping attitude. It wasn't until the other party yelled for mercy that Lin Yi stopped.
"Tie up!" Lin Yi coldly ordered.
The four foxes and a white snake suddenly turned into human forms, took out ropes and tied each other strongly.
The other struggled and shouted, "You can't tie me up." I am a dignified Yin general in the capital area of the Nine Secluded Underground Mansions, and I am a fourth-grade god. The world is sober, you and I are at the same level, you have no right to tie me up. ”
Hu Qi kicked him and scolded: "Your subordinates are defeated, where is there so much nonsense!" ”
The other party was unconvinced and yelled at his neck: "I didn't play well just now, let's fight again." ”
Bai Jie sneered: "Isn't it a child playing house, and you have to do it all over again?" How old did you live? Can you say all this kind of thing? Isn't it a shame? ”
The other party yelled angrily: "You took advantage of the danger of ghosts, took advantage of the weakness, and were despicable and shameless." ”
Hu Qi smiled: "Why is there so much nonsense? Not convinced? It's right if you're not convinced, my aunt and grandmother specialize in all kinds of unconvinced. "Another flurry of punches and kicks.
The other party was beaten to the point of black smoke, but he still cursed viciously in his mouth.
Lin Yi saw that he scolded so ugly, and said impatiently: "It's noisy, gag!" ”
Hu Qi immediately picked up a ball of garbage and stuffed it into the other party's mouth.
Because of Lin Yi's joining, Bai Wuchang quickly collapsed and retreated.
The Black Impermanence screamed and began to beat the Reservoir Dogs.
Lin Yi shouted to stop.
Sure enough, the Black Impermanence took the mourning sticks and stepped aside.
Lin Yi pointed to the Western Underworld that was still resisting: "Since you still refuse to stop, you will fight to the death!" ”
Although the four pro-soldiers are all Western ghosts, they have followed Lin Yi in the past few years and have done a lot of fights, plus Lin Yi has purchased them the top equipment. With top-of-the-line equipment in hand, it is not a problem to deal with this group of Western emissaries. Soon the group of soul seducers screamed and had to beg for mercy.
The Western envoy was still unconvinced, and shouted: "You Eastern Underworld is too much, what about the hospitality you say? ”
Because the other party used English, Lin Yi also replied in English: "You also deserve our hospitality?" ”
"What is your name, messenger? What position? I'm going to go to your superiors and complain about you. I can tell you, we are entering the Eastern Realm through diplomatic means. This is no ordinary messenger. ”
In the past two years, the Eastern and Western Underworlds have been communicating and negotiating on the issue of the ownership of the souls of people of their own nationality who died on each other's territory.
Although there was no progress, everyone reached a preliminary agreement on the question of the belonging of the souls.
That is, once an important soul of one's own country dies on the territory of another country, the envoy of the underworld of one's own country can enter the other party's territory through diplomatic means and take away the soul.
Lin Yi looked at Lao Cao.
Lao Cao scolded: "Although Xiao Boen is a Western nationality, he has long joined me as an Eastern nationality, so he naturally belongs to my Dongyue Yin Division." What does it have to do with your Western Underworld? ”
Lin Yi translated it in English.
But the other party didn't do it, and said strongly: "Shaw Byrne is a native of my West, and after death, he will belong to my Western Underworld." ”
Then he added: "Hurry up and hand over the soul of Shawburn to us, or I will complain to your superiors." ”
Lin Yi said coldly: "I repeat, Xiao Boen has already joined his own nationality, and after his death, his soul will naturally return to my Dongyue Yin Division." If you don't accept it, just let the horse come. He raised the golden whip in his hand.
Tang Xiaohui whispered, "Wow, Lin ...... When did you become so domineering? ”
Liang Jingbo also stared at Lin Yi intently, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that this person seemed to have a different face in the underworld.
At this time, Lin Yi said impatiently: "Reason with you, if you don't listen, then don't blame the official for being polite." Call me! Fight to the death! ”
The four pro-soldiers immediately picked up their weapons and drew them, and a group of black impermanence people from Dongyue Yin Division also rolled up their sleeves and raised their mourning sticks to surround them.
Damn, these Western devils actually beat us up together with the other door just now, and now it's our turn to get out of this bad breath.
There are only a few envoys in the Western Underworld, and they are not enough to be beaten by impermanence, and they even have to line up to take turns to beat them, otherwise they won't even be able to squeeze in.
After being beaten, Impermanence, who would come to things, also specially saluted Lin Yi: "The little one has seen a sober adult." If you hadn't arrived in time, we would have been doomed. ”
Other black impermanence also said that thanks to the timely arrival of the sober adult.
Bai Wuchang on the side knew that there was a sober world, and they ran away in vain this time, and an impermanence said hatefully: "It's you again, it's you again, the world is sober, you are a-stirring stick, you are a supervisor, and you are not a seductive impermanence, are you nosy?" ”
Lin Yi looked over and said slowly: "The official passed by here and found that there was impermanence on the human body, almost killing people, shouldn't the official care?" ”
The other party was speechless for a moment.
Lin Yi pointed to the impermanence who was tied up and gagged by the immortals, and asked Lao Cao again: "What is the name of this ghost?" ”
Lao Cao replied: "Zhang Bochang." The Yin General of the Capital Area of the Nine Secluded Underground Mansions is the fourth rank of the gods. ”
Lin Yi raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then sneered: "You are a yin general, why did you run out to do the work of seducing souls?" ”
Zhang Bochang's mouth was blocked, so he could only glare at Lin Yi angrily, whimpering in his mouth, but he couldn't speak.
Lao Cao reacted and said, "That's right, why did you do the work of seducing souls?" This is a cross-departmental action, a violation. ”
Lao Cao's face was full of smiles when he was beaten and became more and more black, and he picked up Zhang Bochang, "Let's go, go to your inspector's hall and say." ”
Bai Wuchang panicked, hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, and said all the good things, saying that Xiao Boun's soul was no longer restrained and gave it to Dongyue. They knew that they were wrong, and hoped that Lord Cao would let them go.
But Lao Cao didn't give up, and he had to go to the inspector's hall to ask for an explanation.
Lin Yi advocated forgiveness and forgiveness, and let Zhang Bochang go. Just let the other party leave quickly.
The white impermanences really ran away.
Lao Cao pointed at Lin Yi's nose and scolded: "You are two hundred and five, a great opportunity is in front of you, you actually became a virgin, you ......"
Lin Yi said coldly: "How can you be charged with being a human being?" ”
Lao Cao was like a duck that was pinched in the neck, and he immediately silenced.
After a while, he muttered, "That's also forced by him, I'm just doing the same." ”
Lin Yi sneered: "When people make mistakes, you also make mistakes." Is this called learning from others? ”
Lao Cao didn't say anything anymore.
Lin Yi glanced at him and whispered in his ear: "Remember my magic weapon." ”
Lao Cao almost jumped up and was about to scold, but Lin Yi's eyes swept away, and Lao Cao's momentum fell again.
"You black-hearted guy, you just love to take advantage of me."
Lin Yi smiled, and saw that the Western envoys had been beaten to cry and cry for their mother, and they had begun to forgive, so he shouted to stop.
Lin Yi looked at them condescendingly, and said in English: "Now, you come to tell this official, where should Xiao Bern's soul go?" ”
The other party wiped the black blood on his face, and said reluctantly: "That's it, you Eastern Ghost Realm are quite unreasonable, we admit it." ”
"It seems that you are still not convinced, keep fighting!"
The pro-soldiers raised their fists and hit their heads and faces.
The other party shouted one after another, "Don't fight, we're convinced, convinced." ”
David glanced at Lin Yi.
Lin Yi's tone was light: "Have you taken it?" ”
"Convinced, served."
"This mouth is convinced, but the body is not very convinced, continue to fight!"
After another round of beatings, the six soul seducing messengers were already out of breath and intake in little air, lying on the ground to die, and said that they really took it, not only orally, but also physically.
Lin Yi said deliberately: "Oral, body take, heart doesn't seem to be very ......"
"No, no, no, take it orally, and take it all over your body." The other party hurriedly shouted, "We are really convinced, please Your Excellency, spare us, and never rob the soul with you again in the future." ”
Lao Cao glanced at Lin Yi and smiled secretly in his heart: "This kid is really bad." ”
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Liang Jingbo would have laughed out loud, but he didn't expect Lin Yi to be so narrow-minded, which is completely inconsistent with the image of a shy boy in his impression.
Lin Yi waved his hand: "Get out, dare to rob the souls of the dead in the Dongyue territory in the future, and fight once you see it." ”
Suddenly, he found that the two corpses lying on the ground were somewhat familiar, and when he looked at them, he was shocked: "Why are they also dead?" ”
Lao Cao glanced at it, and jumped up: "Damn, when are you still dead?" "Hurry around and search the souls of the two.
The impermanence of the two institutions fights, affecting innocent human beings, and if it is discovered, the position of the chief of the soul hook that he has managed to sit on will change hands.
Lin Yi couldn't bear it anymore, kicked it over, and scolded: "Hurry up and find it, you are two hundred and five." Then he commanded a group of impermanence, "The body is still hot, which proves that it has not been dead for long." Hurry up and find it. ”
The impermanence also knew that the matter was big, so they quickly went their separate ways to find it.
A timid voice came: "Are you looking for me?" ”
Lin Yi turned his head and saw Liang Jingbo beside the crystal coffin, he breathed a sigh of relief, and stepped forward: "Are you okay?" Why ...... again" Suddenly found Chu Jian behind the two of them, immediately silenced, and returned to a businesslike tone, "Seeing that you are still alive and soul, hurry up and return to your soul." Then go to Shangqingguan to find a Taoist priest to expel the filth for you. After saying that, he took out the soul fan and pushed their souls into the flesh.
Without waiting for the two of them to wake up, Lin Yi arched his hand to Chu Jian again and said, "Boss Chu, we met again." Why is there an old man everywhere? ”
Chu Jian smiled bitterly: "I don't want to encounter this kind of thing either." It's just, no way, Shawburn is my alumnus. I came to see him off. And then that's what happened. ”
In order to snatch the soul of merit and death, the two major institutions of the underworld actually fought a lot, which can be regarded as a big anecdote.
Lin Yi sneered: "That's it, that's really a coincidence." I still have something to do, so I'll take my leave. ”
Hurriedly floated away with the pro-soldiers and the great immortals.
Lao Cao said "hey", how do you feel that this kid seems to be running away?
……
Liang Jingbo never dreamed that this middle-aged man, who had witnessed the drying process of the two major institutions in the underworld with him, would actually have a great background. The series of unbelievable unfortunate events that have just been encountered just now seem to be not so bad.
Faced with the inquiry of the No. 3 boss of the mysterious department, the couple did not dare to hide it, so they told the process of their sober relationship with the world as it was. Of course, hiding the sobriety of the world is Lin Yi's matter.
Chu Jian thought for a moment, smiled and said, "In this way, this world is sober, and he is still a righteous and selfless ghost in the underworld. ”
Liang Jingbo nodded: "Yes, indeed." We've been saved by him three times in a row. But we were never asked for any benefits. ”
At this time, the husband and wife were sitting in the quiet room of Master Changkong of Shangqingguan, drank the water of the exorcism talisman prepared by Master Changkong himself, and put on the soul-fixing bracelet blessed by the enlightenment of Shangqingguan again. The originally cold and tired body was suddenly relaxed, and the whole body became warm.
Chu Jian asked again: "The world is sober and can speak English, and he speaks quite fluently. It was really unexpected. ”
The husband and wife looked at each other and said in their hearts that they were talented students who could not only speak English, but also Japanese and Russian.
Chu Jian followed his own judgment: "I can speak English and speak so fluently, I think I should have received higher education before I was born." ”
The two nodded, but there was a sense of accomplishment in their hearts that "everyone doesn't know the truth, only I know the truth".
……
After drinking talisman water and basking in the sun, not only expelled the yin qi from the body, but also recovered the damage suffered by the ghost's upper body, Liang Jingbo and his wife put on the peach bracelet of Shangqingguan to re-enlighten and bless them, as well as the soul beads, bid farewell to Chu Jian, and left Shangqingguan.
On the way, I received a call from Lin Yi.
"Dude, have you gone to Shangqingguan to expel the filth from your body?" Lin Yi asked openly.