Yanagimon's IQ

Looking at Huang Wu, who was disgusted while spitting maggots, Lin Yi couldn't hold back his rebellious stomach anymore, retched, and rushed into the bathroom.

Lin Yi vomited at Ma Suo, and at the same time blushed and said to Huang Qi: "Hurry up and get Huang Wu in." ”

At this time, Huang Qi couldn't care about crying, and brought Huang Wu, who was still spitting maggots, over.

"The host ......"

Lin Yi pinched Huang Wu's mouth and pressed his body into the toilet.

The water in the toilet bowl didn't seem to be able to solve the spell on Huang Wu's body, Lin Yi ran upstairs again, took out a transparent plastic bottle from the drawer in the bedroom, unscrewed the lid, and directly put the bottle into Huang Wu's mouth.

"Ah......" Huang Wu's mouth was like sulfuric acid, and immediately emitted thick black smoke, with Huang Wu's miserable scream, he no longer spit maggots in his mouth, but it hurt him so much that he covered his mouth and rolled around.

"It hurts me, it hurts me, master, what is this, so domineering!" Huang Wu cried while shouting.

Lin Yi saw that Huang Wu no longer spit maggots in his mouth, so he said, "This is your little master's urine." ”

"The little master's urine can still undo the curse of the black painting?" Huang Qi was shocked.

"Wow, our little master is so powerful." Bai Jie immediately patted his ass.

Huang Qi immediately said to her: "Hey, my husband really doesn't spit maggots anymore." It seems that the little master's urine can indeed solve the curse of this cheap flying door. Bai Jie, you should try it too. ”

Bai Jie eagerly looked at the plastic bottle in Lin Yi's hand that had not yet been emptied.

"Master, is that okay?"

"Are you cursed by Wuhua too?" Lin Yi asked.

"Master, look at my face." Bai Jie immediately turned into a human form, and a face that was so beautiful that it was so white that it glowed, but it was swollen with two big bags, one on the forehead and one on the chin.

In front of Lin Yi, Bai Jie will always be a beautiful and elegant nine-tailed fox image, and the fox face is quite beautiful and good-looking. Even in front of Lin Yi, incarnated as a fox, that face will always be beautiful and elegant.

But now, the white half of the fox's face is swollen, which greatly destroys the beautiful image.

Lin Yi said in surprise: "Hey, this is the braincase bag that southwestern people often talk about, right?" ”

Bai Jie shouted: "Master, even you want to make fun of me." Wu Hua, this cheap bird, is the one he cursed me. ”

"It's none of my business, I haven't cursed you." ”

"Dare to say it, but don't admit it!" Bai Jie was furious, and the fox paw was going to catch the black painting again.

Lin Yi had a headache. Wuhua is really in trouble this time, and it is just a matter of cursing Bai Jie's face with a long bag, and actually cursing Huang Wu with maggots in his mouth, which is too ruthless and disgusting.

He also wanted to teach Wuhua a lesson, but seeing that Wuhua was beaten by a group of birds and feathers flew around, Huang Wu's heavy fist almost hit the flesh, and it seemed that he really had the intention of killing Wuhua.

And the black painting was also beaten to the point that it was powerless, especially the crow's mouth, which was almost interrupted.

Lin Yi had to stop Huang Wu: "Okay, Huang Wu, dissipate your anger." If you continue to fight, Wuhua will really be killed by you. ”

"You deserve to kill this cheap flying door!" Huang Wu really had murderous intentions this time. He is Huang Tai Sin, who has been cultivating for more than 200 years, and he is no longer the weasel who would not be disgusted when he ran rampant in the pile, but the style, taste and cleanliness of Huang Wuzhen.

Wu Hua was beaten to the point of dying, and although the bird's head was hidden in the wings and body, a pair of wings were beaten to the point of disshapenness and almost broken.

"Master save me, woo, my wings are broken. It is estimated that there are also internal injuries. "Wuhua cried quite miserably.

Lin Yi's tone was cold: "You deserve to be killed!" Let you curse Huang Wu indiscriminately. ”

"Master, I was wrong." Wu Hua also knew that he was really excessive, but he could bend and stretch, and apologized to Huang Wu pitifully.

"Lao Tzu does not accept your apology." Huang Wu yelled angrily, although the little master's urine relieved his curse, but his mouth also hurt, as if the pain of being repeatedly branded by a soldering iron, even the great immortal couldn't bear it.

Not only Huang Wu was angry, but Bai Jie was also angry. Bai Jie, who has always paid attention to image, is full of resentment, almost hideous, and can't wait to swallow black paintings.

Lin Yi had a headache, he could stop the immortals from killing Wuhua, but Wuhua was really too much this time.

So Lin Yi thought about it and said to Bai Jie: "Don't be angry, deduct his incense for a whole year." It's all for you and Huang Wu. ”

Huang Wu hesitated, a little moved.

"It's only been a year, it's too cheap for him." Bai Jie said with a fierce face.

Huang Qi said: "At least two years." ”

Bai Jie said: "It will take at least ten years. ”

This time, it's the turn of the black painting to stop drying. "Detain me for a year at most. Otherwise, I will die to you. ”

"Then you're going to die." Lin Yi and a fox and two rats said in unison.

Wuhua was stunned, as if he didn't believe that even his master could say such a thing, and began to cry.

"Master, how can you do this? I'm a pet you adopted. I have also made a lot of contributions to you......"

Lin Yi said coldly: "But you didn't get into trouble." ”

"It's all my unintentional fault......"

With a "thud", the door of the living room was suddenly knocked open, and a tall figure rushed in, it was Liu Si.

Liu Siyi's fierce eyes swept around, looked at one person and four immortals, and laughed wildly: "I have been hibernating in the cave, but in the past few days, I have always smelled the smell of incense in my nose, it turns out that there are human beings who worship this great immortal, haha...... This great immortal has been cultivating for 800 years, and this is the first time that it has been actively worshiped by humans. This is so cool, I'm going to eat fragrant, a few of you, do you want to go and eat fragrant together? This great immortal will share a little bit with you. ”

Lin Yi's first thought was the worship of the ability group in the Hongyun Hotel, and he was about to say that your incense, including wine, had been eaten by Lao Cao and other ghosts, but Liu Si had already run away.

As soon as Liu Si left, several immortals couldn't sit still.

Bai Jie was the first to shout: "Even Liu Si, a big fool, can have human beings to worship, why don't we?" ”

"It's just, it's so unfair. These humans have long heads, right? "Black paintings are also incredible.

Bai Jie was furious and kicked over again: "Death Flying Gate, I owe it!" ”

Wuhua said: "Lao Tzu is talking about Liu Si, but he didn't talk about you, why are you crazy?" ”

Bai Jie's face was hideous, and he pointed to the two big bags on the fox's face: "What do you say?" ”

Wu Hua hurriedly softened his voice: "I was wrong, Bai Jie, no, Bai Da Immortal Gu, I really know that I was wrong." In the future, all my incense will be eaten by you. ”

Lin Yi ignored the noise of the immortals, and he sent a message to Lao Cao as soon as possible.

"Your old boy is finished, Liu Si has already rushed to the Hongyun Hotel to eat his incense. If he finds out that you have stolen his incense and offerings, you will wait to receive your death. ”

Lao Cao quickly replied to the message, saying, "What's the matter with me? With Liu Si's intelligence, he would only find trouble with the humans who worshipped him. You'd better get those humans to make plans for it. ”

Lin Yi: "......"

And Bai Jie Huang Wu and his wife, the three immortals, saw that Liu Si had human incense, and their eyes were red with jealousy, and they also wanted to go to the Hongyun Hotel to eat Liu Si's incense.

"Since Liu Si wants to invite us to eat incense, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it for nothing." Bai Jie greeted Huang Wu and his wife.

Huang Wu and his wife didn't say a word, and followed.

"Wait for me, I'm going too!" Wuhua fluttered his bloody wings, but unfortunately he was beaten too badly to move at all.

"Dead Flying Gate, Cheap Bird, I don't have your share." Huang Wu snorted and pulled his wife away.

"Master......" Wuhua couldn't move, and could only look at Lin Yi pitifully.

Lin Yi ignored him and hurriedly sent a message to Hei Niu.

It's a pity that the black bull didn't reply to him.

He was not at ease, and made an internal call to Black Bull again.

Black Bull still didn't pick up.

Lin Yi had no choice but to call the mad rat.

Because the mad rat is still interrogating prisoners in the basement.

The mad mouse took it, but after Lin Yi explained his intentions, he actually asked: "How do you know that Lord Cao in the underworld stole Liu Si's incense?" ”

Lin Yi: "......"

Oh no, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, only in the righteous image of science, and almost overturned.

Alas, dealing with people who are too smart is not good, it is not easy to bluff.

So Lin Yi was in a hurry and quickly found a reason.

"I just dreamed, dreamed. There was a big black snake who actually said to me that there were human beings worshipping him, and he was very happy, and he was going to the Hongyun Hotel to eat now. When he took a step forward, someone suddenly said to me, what kind of yin man named Lao Cao had already stolen his incense. With Liu Si's IQ, seeing that the incense is gone, it is estimated that he will be angry with those humans. Then I woke up. That Liu Si has often been in my dreams before, and I can't fake it, so I can't help but remind you. ”

The mad rat will be suspicious, but he is still clear about Liu Si's murderous name, and with the idea that Ning believes in it, he hurriedly called the manager of the Hongyun Hotel. Let the other party quickly make offerings to Liu Si, and re-prepare meals and drinks.

Zhao Tiancheng, the hotel manager, received a call from the mad rat and was so frightened that his legs were weak. But with other people's high salaries and benefits that ordinary people can't enjoy, no matter how dangerous it is, you have to do it.

Zhao Tiancheng didn't dare to delay, didn't care about the other guests in the restaurant, hurriedly went to the kitchen, took a few plates of meat food and ran to the worship room.

The chef thought he was here to serve the food, so he said, "This is from table four." ”

Zhao Tianming said: "Re-do it for table four." I've had other uses for this. ”

The chef doesn't say anything anymore, because their manager does it all the time.

Zhao Tianming served two plates of meat food, asked the waiter to take two bottles of wine, went to the worship room, and quickly placed the wine and dishes under Liu Si's spirit card, and then quickly closed the door and left.

……

Here, Mad Rat hung up the phone and fell into deep thought.

The gray wolf on the side asked him, "What did the koi call you for?" ”

The mad mouse said: "He said that Liu Si gave him a dream, and said that he wanted to come to Hongyun Hotel to eat." But the black bull they gave to Liu Si had already been eaten by the Lord Cao in the underworld. I want to inform the black bull as soon as possible and re-make offerings to Liu Si, otherwise Liu Si will not be able to eat the offerings, and he will definitely make a big fuss at the Hongyun Hotel. ”

The gray wolf asked the same thing: "Did Liu Carp say this?" How did he know so clearly? ”

"That's why I wonder."

"How do you explain the koi?"

"He said that Liu Si gave him a dream."

"Then how did he know that Lord Cao in the underworld had eaten Liu Si's incense?"

"Someone also gave him a dream."

"Do you believe that?"

"I don't believe it."

"So ......"

The mad mouse looked at the gray wolf: "So, this kid koi, there must be a secret on his body." ”

……

When Hei Niu called Lin Yi afterwards, it was already two hours later.

"Koi, do you have anything to do with me?"

Lin Yi cleared his throat and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I had a dream just now, and I dreamed that Liu Si said to me that he knew that your supernatural team worshiped him, and he had a filial piety wine and incense at the Hongyun Hotel, and now he has eaten it." ”

"Really? That's great. ”

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "The first stalwarts are busy and happy. Just now, someone put me into a dream, saying that Liu Si's incense had already been stolen and eaten by Lord Cao in the underworld. ”

"Won't it?"

"I don't know if it's true, but Liu Si's temper, you should know, take advantage of Liu Si's absence, hurry up and re-confess, otherwise with Liu Si's IQ, I will definitely trouble you."

Hei Niu and Liu Si have fought with real knives and guns, how can they not know Liu Si's temper, and when they heard Lin Yi's analysis, they were also scared enough, and hurriedly drove to Hongyun Hotel.

When Zhao Tiancheng saw the black bull, he smelled it, so he hurriedly said: "Mr. Peng has already explained to me just now, and I have re-served wine and meat according to Mr. Peng's instructions." ”

The black bull breathed a sigh of relief.

But he didn't be happy for long, because after a while, the guests who came to eat at the Hongyun Hotel made a fuss.

"Waiter, what's the matter with you chefs? Don't you put salt in the dishes? A frequent guest who often eats at the restaurant asked the waiter loudly.

If someone says that there is no salt in the dish, that's fine, but the problem is that all the customers who eat later say that the food is tasteless. Zhao Tiancheng panicked and hurriedly asked the chef.

Others don't know, but Black Bull knows what's going on. But he didn't dare to open his eyes at will, so as not to scare himself, so he could only let Zhao Tiancheng appease the customer. He himself hurriedly called the members of the paranormal team to help.

Liu Si was stealing food in the restaurant, which was a big deal, but all the group members in the capital put down what they were doing and hurried here.

After Ming Qing received the call, he called Lin Yi as soon as possible.

Lin Yi was speechless and said, "I know." ”

Lin Yi sent a message to Liu Si, telling him not to mess around anymore and leave the Hongyun Hotel quickly.

Liu Si said: "These human beings, they are slamming the door, and if they want to worship me, they will worship me for a little bit, but it is not enough to stuff my teeth." What's even more annoying is that out of the six bottles of wine, four bottles have no taste, which makes Ben Daxian angry. It hurt me that I couldn't raise my head in front of Humen Huangmen, if it wasn't for Humen persuading me, don't make trouble. Ben Daxian only eats their food, so that they can learn a lesson. ”

Lin Yi sighed and said, "It's quite good that people can worship you, you still choose." ”

"No, this great immortal is going to eat up their food today, and no one can do it."

Liu Si cut off the incense that was in contact with Lin Yi and continued to eat meat in large gulps. While eating, he gritted his teeth and greeted Bai Jie and Huang Wu: "Eat, cover your belly and give it to me, I'll take care of it if something happens." ”

A fox and a mouse glanced at each other, and said in their mouths: "Thank you Fourth Master Liu." Behind his back, he snickered.

This willow gate, the head is really not good.