The restaurants are already busy during the Chinese New Year, and there are many guests, and the major hotels are the time to show their strength and make a lot of money, but Zhao Tiancheng almost cried when he looked at so many troublesome diners.

Most of the dishes prepared by the chef for the guests have lost their taste, how dare he tell everyone that this is Liumen's trouble. I don't even know what kind of reason to make up to appease the guests.

Seeing that the free order and wine delivery could not discourage the guests, Zhao Tiancheng could only look at the black bull as if asking for help.

The black bull is also two big heads, and he has no experience in dealing with this, so he has to shake the mad rat and the gray wolf.

Mad Mouse and Gray Wolf, one is in charge of logistics and money bags, the other is in charge of the organization's intelligence, and the two are also in charge of public relations together, dealing with such emergencies, and have rich experience.

The experience of dealing with gray wolves and mad rats is that guests who are easy to talk to are free of charge and free of drink.

Guests who are not good at talking will be given a special cigarette on the basis of the free order.

149 There is no other thing, but there is no shortage of special cigarettes.

In the eyes of those who know the goods, the special cigarettes are not only a display of arms, but also a silent demonstration. Naturally, it is clear that the restaurant is not simple, and after taking a cigarette, it will no longer make trouble.

After sending all the guests away, the mad mouse asked Hei Niu again: "Did Liu Si do it?" ”

Hei Niu said nervously: "I don't know, Liu Si is so terrifying, I don't dare to open my eyes to the sky." ”

"Did you notify the koi?"

Black Bull was dazed: "Inform him to do what?" ”

"You're stupid, Liu Si is a koi fish's brainless fan, have you forgotten?"

Hei Niu suddenly realized and hurriedly called Lin Yi.

But Lin Yi's phone was not answered.

Mad Mouse also called Lin Yi.

Lin Yi was annoyed by the exposure just now, where did he dare to come over easily, so he found a reason at random: "Who said that Liu Si is my brainless fan?" You should ask the Lord Cao in the underworld to wake up in the world. ”

Mad Mouse laughed and quipped, "Yo, haven't you always believed in science?" When did you start believing in this? ”

Lin Yi sighed: "I finally understand now, the end of science is metaphysics. ”

This will be the turn of the mad rat to have nothing to say.

"Okay, I'll try to contact the people who are sober and Master Cao."

The black bull said: "I have already burned incense for Lord Cao and the world." But I can't guarantee that people will come. ”

"Let's prepare with both hands, can you contact the Sky Mage, Wuwei Mage?"

"It's all contacted, and Master Wuwei said to come over immediately. But Master Changkong said, let me find koi. ”

"What are you looking for him to do?"

"Master Changkong said that koi has the ability to subdue Liu Si."

The mad mouse opened his mouth wide: "Did the old Taoist priest really say that?" ”

Receiving an affirmative response from the black bull, the mad mouse touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

Bai Jie hugged a roast chicken, looked at the crazy mouse while gnawing on it, and asked Huang Qi: "What is the relationship between this guy and our master?" ”

Huang Qi also held a roast chicken in his hand, ate his mouth full of oil, and said, "The aura on this guy's forehead must have been ordered by our master." ”

"If you can let our master personally order the aura, you must have a good relationship with the master."

……

Lin Yi could neither appear in the Hongyun Hotel as a koi, nor could he meet the Black Bull gang as a sober person, he could only threaten Liu Si to leave the Hongyun Hotel immediately, otherwise he would tear up the master-servant contract.

Liu Si didn't care about it at first, until a sharp and sharp pain came from the depths of the spiritual sea, and then he said, "Don't don't, I'll just leave." ”

"Hurry up and leave the Hongyun Hotel, don't cause trouble there in the future, otherwise I will tear up the contract."

Lin Yi warned coldly.

Liu Si said angrily: "I know, you guy, it turns out that you are also quite unreasonable." Hmph, if I knew this was the case, I shouldn't have signed a contract with you in the first place. ”

Lin Yi's tone was light: "It's still too late to break the contract." ”

"Forget it, am I Liu Wuyan the kind of immortal who doesn't keep his word?"

Liu Si, who was strict in his words, specially carried two bottles of wine before leaving.

Bai Jie snickered, this Liumen always said the most ruthless words and did the most cowardly things.

Seeing that Liu Si was gone, Bai Jie said in Hei Niu's ear: "Liu Si has already left, do whatever you have to do." ”

The black bull stiffened and looked left and right.

Huang Wu smiled, threw away the chicken bones, and said in Hei Niu's ear: "Don't look around, Liu Si has indeed left." ”

Only then did Hei Niu react and hurriedly asked, "Who is Your Excellency?" Just as he was about to open his eyes, another voice came from his ears.

"Remember, I am Huang Wuye of Huangmen, Hu Dagongzi of Niangniang Temple, and my brother. If you want your hotel to be peaceful, remember to worship me, Huang Wuye. ”

"Fifth Master Huang?"

"And Grandma Huang Qi." Huang Qi also added.

"Grandma Huang Qi?" The black bull couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly opened his eyes.

As soon as the eyes of the sky opened, he saw a man and a woman, and made a grimace at himself.

Black Bull: "......"

The mad mouse pulled the black bull's arm: "Who is Huang Wuye, and who is Huang Qi's grandmother?" ”

The black bull glanced at the mad mouse, and then looked at the two yellow skins in front of him, crying and laughing.

"You two yellow-skinned people, you are so bold that you dare to make trouble under my nose."

Huang Wu stopped doing it, bared his teeth and said, "You human being, you are so unreasonable. Don't think that you are a public figure, I am afraid of you, fifth master. I tell you, sooner or later you will have to report to Hades. Hmph, when the time comes, let's see how I clean you up with the fifth master. ”

Huang Qi grabbed Huang Wu: "Forget it, husband, we have a lot of adults, don't worry about him." ”

At this time, the members of the supernatural team also came one after another, and the rooster, a member who was born with yin and yang eyes, saw Huang Wu and his wife, and his eyes were round.

Huang Wu glared back without fear.

"What do you see? Since you have seen me, why don't you hurry up to meet you Huang Wuye. ”

"Fifth Master Huang!" The man subconsciously shouted.

"Hey, that's polite. Come, this chicken leg is rewarding you. ”

Huang Wu took his wife and left.

Leaving only the rooster, holding the half-gnawed greasy chicken thigh, messy in the wind.

……

Liu Si returned to Lin Yi and complained to Lin Yi.

"These humans are so hateful, and it is too insincere to fool me with white water and tasteless meat when they want to worship me. It's really infuriating to death this great immortal. "According to his previous temper, he would have made mankind half dead a long time ago.

Lin Yi said: "It should be that the dish has been left for a long time and has expired, so it has lost its original taste." ”

"Expired?"

"Yes, if you think about it, a meal cooked by a human being, after a long time, will definitely lose its taste. Didn't you hibernate before? People don't know that you're hibernating, so how do people know? ”

Liu Si was skeptical.

"But what about wine? The wine that is given to me by filial piety is like white water. How can this be explained. ”

Lin Yi said solemnly: "The same is true for wine, if you leave it for a long time, won't the taste of wine evaporate." ”

"But I've heard that the wine doesn't get more and more fragrant? How can it evaporate? ”

"The more the wine is sealed, the more fragrant it becomes. If the wine is opened, it will definitely evaporate. ”

"Why don't humans seal the wine well?"

"Uh...... I probably thought you didn't have hands and feet, so I opened the bottle so that you could drink the bar, but who knew that the good intentions did bad things. ”

"I see......"

A laugh came.

"You're fooling your Liumen again?" Lao Cao jumped in through the window, bringing a gust of wind.

"It's the first time I've heard that humans have to open the bottle to toast the great immortal."

Liu Si glared at Lin Yi with a fierce face: "You lied to me? ”

Lin Yi looked at Lao Cao and said lightly: "You mean, I want to tell Liu Si truthfully, did you steal his incense, wine and food?" ”

Lao Cao: "......"

Liu Si glared at Lao Cao, murderous: "It turned out that you stole my wine and food!" ”

turned into a snake body, and he had to bite Lao Cao.

Lao Cao was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind Lin Yi.

Lin Yi hid aside and said to Liu Si: "As long as you don't kill him, you can clean it up as you want." ”

"Lin Yi, you bastard, you are so vicious...... Ah, Liu Si, no, no, Liu Siye, Liu Siye, I was wrong......"

The immortals in the room sat on the windowsill in rows, admiring Lao Cao, who was beaten by Liu Si, and all of them were saying "You deserve it!" ”

Lao Cao's screams became more and more terrible, Lin Yi rubbed his ears, pretended not to hear, and hurriedly left the living room and came to the courtyard.

Because Sun Qinqin is back.

He didn't want Sun Qinqin to see the terrifying picture of Liu Si beating Lao Cao, so he hugged Sun Qinqin and said, "Let's go, let's go for a walk." ”

Sun Qinqin had already heard the movement in the living room and looked at Lin Yi in confusion.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"It's nothing, let's not look at it."

"Help, brother and sister, brother and sister, help me......" Lao Cao, who was chased and beaten by Liu Si and howled wolf, saw Sun Qinqin and hurriedly rushed out, wanting her to save herself, but let Liu Si catch him with a snake tail, dragged him back, and continued to beat.

“…… Lin Yi, you bastard bastard, with a guy of the opposite sex and inhumanity, I regard you as a confidant in my life in vain......"

Sun Qinqin was about to turn his head, but was broken in the face by Lin Yi.

Sun Qinqin said: "It's Lord Cao's voice. ”

Lin Yi's face did not change and said: "It's okay, the cheap-mouthed ghost deserves this fate." ”

"Lord Cao's screaming is too miserable......"

"Don't worry, you can't die."

……

When he came back from a walk, Liu Si had long since disappeared, and Lao Cao was lying on the ground, looking like he was going to die.

It can be seen that Liu Si was extremely miserable, and his whole head was almost doubled.

Sun Qinqin wanted to come forward to say hello, but asked Lin Yi to send him upstairs.

Lao Cao stuck to the floor like a photo, and glared at Lin Yi angrily: "You are so vicious, you actually let Liu Si bully me." I'm going to cut ties with you. ”

"Do you want to tell the whole Dongyue? The world is sober and Cao Meng broke off relations. Lin Yi said lightly.

Lao Cao bared his teeth: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu exposed your identity?" ”

"What did you say?" Lin Yi looked nervous.

Lao Cao was proud, got up from the ground, stretched his limbs, and rubbed his head again, and soon, the face that had been beaten into a pig's head returned to its original state, but there were still obvious bruises on the face.

He crossed his waist at Lin Yi and said, "If you don't honor Lao Tzu with a bundle of incense, Lao Tzu will expose your identity." Hehe, Lin Yi, a well-known person in the entertainment industry, is sober in the underworld, hehe, if you want to come to the capital to eat Yin Si rice, the two worlds of Buddhism and Taoism, as well as your 149 organization, will definitely be very interested. ”

Lin Yi put his hands in his pockets and paced back and forth in the living room.

"That's a good idea."

Lao Cao continued to sneer: "When the time comes, it will be up to you how you face those people." Especially the 149 organization, will it treat you as a demon? ”

Lin Yi touched his chin and said, "It sounds really scary. ”

"I'm just thinking about sealing my mouth now, hum, it's too late." Lao Cao Yin laughed, sat on the sofa, stilted Erlang's legs, and looked at everything, "Let's give Lao Tzu a few sticks of incense first." ”

Bai Jie was furious: "The surname is Cao, don't toast and don't eat and drink." ”

Hu Qi pointed at Lao Cao and said: "My master usually treats you well, you dare to eat inside and out, see how your aunt and grandmother clean you up." ”

Lao Cao smiled, stilted Erlang's legs, shook while shaking, and said in a sneering voice: "I can't beat Liu Si, but it's more than enough to deal with a few of you." ”

As he spoke, he threw out a huge mace.

The mace looked ordinary, but the immortals froze collectively, and from a long distance, they felt some kind of unfriendly premonition from this mace, and it seemed that their souls were trembling.

"Any idea what this is?" Lao Cao Yin laughed, "My mace, but it has been soaked in children's urine, and when it is knocked on the body, the taste will definitely be very sour." This is what your master got for me not long ago, and I don't know how powerful it is, do you want to try it? ”

The great immortals all jumped behind Lin Yi.

Finding that Lin Yi not only did not move, but took out the thick "General Law of the Underworld" to translate, Lao Cao asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Yi turned over and said: "Check it, kill your colleagues, will the punishment be very heavy." ”

Lao Cao: "......"

Bai Jie immediately rubbed his hands and said, "We don't need the master to do it, we can do it for us now." ”

Lao Cao glared: "Lao Tzu told you that as a high-level ghost and god, you have your own Heavenly Dao body, and you can't kill me." ”

Lin Yi continued to flip and said, "Then, let you go missing." Find a strong jar, put you in it, fill it with the urine of the child, put it on it, put it in the earth forever, water it with reinforced concrete, and build a house on it. How about setting up the place where the jar is buried as a bathroom? ”

The immortals applauded collectively.

"Master, this method is good, I'll go find a jar right away." Huang Wu immediately jumped off the windowsill and ran outside.

His house is under the soaphorn tree in the yard, and there is 80 square meters of moving space through the hollow, enough for the couple to invite friends to have a blast in it.

Lao Cao was stunned, jumped up from the sofa, and pointed at Lin Yi: "You are so vicious!" ”

Lin Yi smiled harmlessly: "You really wronged me." I'm just saying what if! If this ghost stabbed me in the back, I would have had to do that, and I would have been forced to protect myself. You tell me? ”

Lao Cao looked at him silently, suddenly grinned, and clapped his high-fives: "Well said, whoever dares to stab you in the back, Lao Tzu will be the first to not let him go." ”

Lin Yi asked again: "Are you still popular?" ”

"I don't eat it, I haven't eaten the incense that humans have given me filial piety for a while."

"That's good. By the way, what's the matter with me? ”

Lao Cao patted his head: "It's all your fault, I almost forgot to get down to business when you made such a fuss." ”