As Tian Xiang, who has been a normal person for many years, the anus can still disappear for no reason, and he has done a lot of bad things with crooked evil arts, so he thought of crooked evil arts for the first time, and had no choice but to find the 149 organization.

The rooster who received him also felt very fresh, and specially took him to the West Second District Hospital, kangaroos, black cats, jade foxes and other nurses looked at it again and again, scientific methods and metaphysical means were used, and they were still puzzled. Normal people don't have assholes in a good way, and it's not scientific at all. Using metaphysical means, it is impossible to find out everything, and the members of the supernatural team rummaged through the secrets of various divisions and families, and they were also confused and did not know why.

And Tian Xiang has been tormented by the pain of not being able to defecate, and the pain is unbearable, and finally he uses the doctor's advice and modern medical methods to temporarily create a fistula for him.

After the fistula was successful, the bowel movement was successful, and although the stool could not be completely discharged, the pain of abdominal distension was greatly relieved. But the next day, the artificial anal fistula closed again. In fact, it is not closed, it should be called a magical disappearance.

In view of the various evil techniques that Tian Xiang had used before, everyone unanimously agreed that this was the backlash suffered after using the evil spirit, and there was no cure for it, and there was no way to do it.

Unless, find someone who performs the sorcerer.

The rooster told Lin Yi about this as a joke, and Lin Yi was happy in his heart, sure enough, the wicked have their own wicked grinding.

After the crazy rat rooster and the others left, the immortals jumped out of Lin Yi's pocket, and the black painting was naked, and said something to the ordinary crow, and it was also thanks to Lin Yi's beast heart, otherwise he would really be laughed to death by this guy.

"Little sister, although I have plucked your hair, it has caused great damage to your young heart. But blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, such monstrous disasters, under the arrangement of my brother and me, can definitely make you lucky. From now on, I will prepare a luxurious meal for you every day. Before your feathers grow, my brother let you see how attractive and enjoyable this world of flowers is. ”

Looking at the two fish eyeballs thrown at the crow's feet, Lin Yi was speechless.

The strange hobby of eating animal eyeballs, except for crows, is no one.

This poor ordinary crow, in front of the black painting immortal, in addition to being obedient, is still obedient.

……

I don't know how Lao Cao persuaded Huang Dagongzi, anyway, within two days, the vane of the underworld about "the sober spirit pet Wuhua can spit fire" in the underworld has become, the world is sober because of the black painting's cheap and poisonous tongue, and he has suffered from it, and he has already terminated the contract with the black painting, and the black painting has also been besieged by the major immortal gates, and he is nowhere to be found.

As for Lin Yiyang's black painting, it is just the same name as Pi Wu's painting, and this black painting is just an ordinary crow. But because of another notorious black painting, it was retaliated by unknown forces.

And this unknown force, according to the grapevine, may be the black painting itself. Because anyone who has dealt with this crow knows that this is a cheap bird with a poisonous mouth, and the pig is annoying to the dog, and even the wild cat on the side of the road is eager to bark at him twice to vent his hatred. It is estimated that the ordinary black painting is difficult because it has the same name and surname as this cheap bird.

When the news spread, Wu Hua was furious when he heard it, wearing the white T and shorts that Lin Yi folded for him, he jumped eight feet high in the living room, threatening to kill Lao Cao, who ruined his reputation.

Lin Yi came back from the West No. 2 District Hospital, and when he saw Tian Xiang's miserable end, he was in a very good mood. Therefore, he especially tolerated the loud voice of the high-decibel male duck of Wuhua, and comforted him very patiently and said: "Lao Cao was also forced by me, so he made a bad idea." But I think it's a good idea. ”

Wu Hua shouted: "The problem is, now the whole underworld thinks that I have fallen out of favor with your master, and if I meet a natural enemy or companion in the future, will I not be bullied to death by them?" ”

Huang Wu said: "How so? You can kill in all directions with this mouth, who dares to bully you? ”

Hu Ba echoed: "That is, even Huang Da has cursed you for half a year, and the master has been cursed by you to become bald, even Lao Cao has countless and countless people who have caused you a lot of harm, who would dare to provoke you!" ”

Chang Shiyi complained: "What you are afraid of is not being bullied, but you don't want to lose the tiger skin of your master." ”

Wu Hua was annoyed and ashamed, and scolded: "Mourning Eleven, do you also want to see your Uncle Wu's crow's mouth?" ”

Chang Shiyi shrank his head and didn't dare to say more.

Wu Hua was angry and ready to settle accounts with Lao Cao, and said with a hideous face: "This hateful old ghost, Lao Tzu cursed him for having no asshole, no, they have all become ghosts, and it doesn't work with or without an asshole, so Lao Tzu cursed him not to lift it, anyway, this guy likes to visit the kiln." ”

The smile on his face is extraordinarily rash, and people can't help but get goosebumps.

Although the immortals also hate Lao Cao mostly, when they think of Lao Cao, who is thriving in the ghost kiln, he is carrying a knife and suddenly his weapon becomes soft, which is a matter of men's dignity, so he can only give Lao Cao tears of sympathy.

Lin Yi also felt that the curse of Wuhua was too ruthless, and couldn't help but speak for Lao Cao: "You are too ruthless, be careful that Lao Cao is looking for you to settle accounts." ”

Wu Hua shook off his long street-like hair disappreciatively, and said nonchalantly: "I'm not afraid of him!" ”

Looking at the hideous-looking and arrogant black painting, Lin Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Tian Xiang's asshole disappeared continuously, did you curse it?" ”

Wu Hua opened his blank little white eyes, thought about it again and again, and said, "It seems that he cursed him for not having an asshole." No, I cursed him for being a turtle grandson with no asshole, he should become a turtle grandson, how could he have no asshole? ”

Lin Yi was speechless for a while, and then said, "It's really your ghost." ”

Deep down, I still feel that Wuhua has finally done a serious job, and Na Tian thinks that it should be cleaned up like this.

He has done so many bad things, because of his deal with Tian Jing, and because he has suffered a serious backlash, 149 was extra tolerant of him, Tian Xiang not only recovered his free body, but also held the remaining 10% of his property, eating and drinking until death. This made Lin Yi, who had harmed people but was not punished, quite dissatisfied. But he couldn't change the organization's decision, so he went to the West Second Division Hospital and laughed at Tian Xiangyi, saying that he was clear and unpleasant.

Tian Xiang was tossed by the pain of not being able to defecate, his abdomen was as big as a ball, he didn't dare to eat anything, he could only drink water, and yesterday he had a second fistula, taking advantage of the anus to open wide, emptying the stool, and he was not comfortable for a long time, and the anus was magically closed again. With such a mysterious and mysterious encounter, Tian Xiang's nerves were already tense, and when Lin Yi said this, the three souls were blasted away.

……

Although he usually complains about Lao Cao's virtue of loving money, and he has a lot of money, he still has feelings for losing his children.

So Lin Yi sent a signal to Lao Cao, asking him to stay away from all the female ghosts recently. Don't go near female ghosts for at least seven days.

Looking at the message sent by Lin Yi, Hu Qi asked puzzledly, "Why didn't the master directly explain it to him?" ”

Lin Yi said: "Huang Da's fate is still there." ”

The curse of Wuhua can only be managed for three to seven days, but Huang Da has been in charge for half a year, and it is estimated that there are psychological factors.

Hu Qi pursed his lips: "Master, you are thinking about him, but he is dragging you back everywhere." How many times have you rubbed his ass over the years. ”

Lin Yi rarely spoke for Lao Cao: "I can't say that, he also helped me a lot." ”

It's a pity that Lao Cao couldn't understand Lin Yi's good intentions at all, so that night, he went to have fun.

And then...... Of course there is no then.

It's just that Lao Cao wants to be faced, and he is embarrassed to shout about this matter everywhere, so he can only hold it in his heart. But Lao Cao, a famous ghost in the underworld, has attracted a lot of attention for his every move, and it didn't take long for the news that Lao Cao's majesty was no longer blowing all over every corner of the underworld. So much so that the black cow who burned incense for Lao Cao and asked him for help was also sprayed by Lao Cao.

The rooster who still wanted to say good things to play the round field was also blown by Lao Cao and rolled in the yin wind, and his whole body was soaked in the cold ice and snow of Sanjiu.

"Don't come to me if it's okay, if you dare to disturb this seat again, there will be no forgiveness!" Lao Cao coldly dropped such a sentence, turned into a yin wind and disappeared into the worship room.

Leaving the black bull almost shut himself up in place.

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“…… That's how it happened......"

The central air conditioner sends cold air into every corner of the study, and the comfortable constant temperature of 26 degrees isolates the hot air outside. Lin Yi took out four bottles of beer from the refrigerator and placed them on the table in front of the black bull, the rooster and the gopher.

The gopher held the mouth of the bottle with one hand, and the thumb picked the bottle cap hard, and the wine bottle cap "popped" and jumped out of the distance. THE GOPHER PICKED UP THE BEER, TOOK A BIG SIP, AND PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE AGAIN, HALF OF THE 540ML BEER WAS GONE.

"Cold beer, it's cool to drink."

Lin Yi thought to himself, this pretending to be forced can give full marks.

He also learned the movements of the gopher, using his thumb nail shell against the beer cap, the nail was so painful, but the bottle cap did not move at all, and he knew that this forced him to be unworthy.

"This Lord Cao's temper is too short-tempered, every time he deals with Lord Cao, not only is his nerves tense, but even this little heart can't stand it. Our usual filial piety to Lord Cao has never been less, every morning and evening two incense, wine, fruits and vegetables, all kinds of food has never stopped. This time I just asked him to consult something, and before he could say a word, he got angry, not only was he sprayed to the ground, but he also blew yin qi at me, my whole body was frozen, and the feeling of being wrapped in yin qi and unable to move is difficult to describe in words. ”

Hei Niu took a big sip of beer and said to Lin Yi: "You don't have a problem with central air conditioning, I'm still so hot." ”

Lin Yi looked at the temperature on the wall and said, "No, I'm very cool, and I've never sweated." ”

The black bull tugged at the collar of his coat, fanned the wind with his hand, and pointed to his face: "Look, I still have sweat on my face." ”

The rooster also said, "I'm also full of heat, and your central air conditioner is not very good." ”

Lin Yi smiled and said, "It proves that you have a lot of fire on you, well, the kind with pure yang divine skills." ”

Having said that, I got up and readjusted the direction of the cold air wind, turning the windless into a strong wind.

The black bull sat on the tuyere and let the air conditioner blow like this, which made it feel much more comfortable.

Lin Yi took a sip of beer and said, "I understand what you mean." It's just, old ...... Well, Lord Cao's temper is indeed a little moody, but as long as you follow his hair, it shouldn't be a big problem. So, I'll help you ask him. But don't get your hopes up. ”

took out a line of talismans and was about to light it with a lighter, Lin Yi stopped again and asked the rooster: "I contacted him around 7 o'clock tonight, but I got angry at you?" ”

"yes, it's about 7 o'clock tonight." The rooster replied.

Lin Yi looked at the time, it was already 11 o'clock in the evening, Lao Cao should be ready to go to work to catch ghosts, but this guy is now the chief of soul hooking, and the object of soul hooking is either a villain who is so bad that he is bleeding pus, or a ghost with merit, those ordinary ghosts don't need him to go out in person at all, and if he doesn't go on a mission, he will occasionally come to him, but most of the time he will go to the entertainment city to fool around.

Lin Yi clicked on the signal and contacted Lao Cao.

But the signal charm was rudely cut off, proving that Lao Cao was still in temper.

Lin Yiai helplessly said to the three of them: "Lord Cao took the initiative to cut off my signal charm, proving that he didn't want to pay attention to me. I don't dare touch his moldy head. ”

The three of them looked at each other, and finally sighed: "That's it, it seems that we have no windfall fate." ”

The rooster and the gopher sighed as well.

Lin Yi asked in confusion what the situation was.

The rooster explained to him, "It's not because of Tian Xiang's business. He took a sip of beer again, and then broke off, "Although Tian Xiang only inherited the property of Ueda Kagami, it is also an astronomical amount. Now I am willing to exchange half of my net worth for the root of the lesion. Who doesn't want this world-high wealth? So I tried to contact Master Cao. It is no surprise that Tian Xiang was definitely attacked by evil arts, but what kind of evil arts, we all searched through the secrets of our families and teachers, and we couldn't find any clues. I thought I would ask Lord Cao to see if I could find out the root cause. Who knew that Lord Cao's temper was so weird. ”

Lin Yi was stunned.

The light in the room made it dark outside the window, and although the corner of the window was opened, the heat outside the window still did not dare to invade.

Lin Yi pondered for a long time and said to them: "Since Tian wants to exchange half of his net worth for a smooth asshole, who is not tempted by this splashing wealth?" You say, what is this evil demon most afraid of? ”

The three of them fell into deep thought.

"Righteousness, you must be afraid of righteousness." Black Bull said.

"Black dog blood? Women's menstruation? Usually a lot of people who use sorcery are afraid of this thing. The rooster said.

The gopher added: "Black donkey blood is fine, as well as rooster blood." ”

Lin Yi snapped his fingers: "The rooster makes sense, but all evil arts, black dog blood, black donkey blood and rooster blood have a restraint effect." After a pause, he said, "But I personally think that a woman's menstruation should also be a big killer, but it can't be done, dog shit, horse manure, human feces or something, you can have a wave." ”

The three of them made nausea and vomiting movements, but their eyes lit up, and they decided to try it with black dog blood or rooster blood first.

"If you can't do that, just ...... Black Bull, don't you have a girlfriend? The rooster said.

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