The cold air running by the central air conditioner is like a blower, blowing the black cow's half-length and not short hair into a killing Matt, and often changes its shape.

Coupled with an angry expression, it looks like a big cat that has been stepped on its tail.

The black bull slapped him on the head and scolded, "I remember that you are married, go to your wife."

"My wife isn't in the capital, haven't you been like glue with your girlfriend lately?"

"A girlfriend is not the same as a wife, and if you want to be promoted to a wife, you have to work hard for the revolution."

The rooster and gopher let out a long "oh" and quipped, "So, you're still in the performance stage."

Black Bull didn't want to admit it, but he had to admit that it was true.

The gopher said: "You are really good enough, learn from our koi, you don't need to behave, you have Bai Fumei to take the initiative to chase after you." Now he is eating and drinking spicy food, with a beautiful wife in his arms, and a son in his hands, and he is a winner in life."

The black bull immediately said, "Can I compare with a koi? If I had half the looks of this kid, I would have been off the list a long time ago."

"Is the problem with appearance?"

Lin Yi hurriedly said, "Hey, hey, don't bring me with you guys."

Lin Yi took a few bottles of beer from the refrigerator, but Hei Niu touched his arm and said, "Your central air conditioner is really cool, and I feel like I'm about to blow out of arthritis."

Lin Yi laughed at him, "Who was too hot just now?"

The black bull said curtly, "It's not that I was scared out by Lord Cao."

Lin Yi: "Huh?"

The rooster echoed: "Me too, since I was beaten and scolded by Lord Cao, I have been unhappy all night today, and the fire is blazing, thinking that I have not done well enough and offended others. Now that I think about it, it should be that Lord Cao is unhappy, and it just happened to make us run into the muzzle."

The gopher said happily, "It's a shame I wasn't there, otherwise I would have shuddered just thinking about that scene." Dealing with ghosts and gods is completely a tightrope, and if you don't pay attention to it, you won't be doomed.

Dealing with yin and evil will face a bad end.

Although the ghosts and gods are slightly better than the yin and evil, they are not good stubble, offending Cao Meng, who is known for his moodiness, and despite being a public official, he still feels the pressure of Sensen.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "It shouldn't be, although Lord Cao has a bit of a temper, he is not careless about human life."

The Black Bull shook his head, "That's hard to say. To achieve our position, if it were not for military discipline and strict supervision, no one would dare to guarantee that they would not play with power and treat human life as child's play. Not to mention these gods and ghosts."

Since Cao Meng was angry with them because of something else, there was nothing to worry about.

One person drank two bottles of beer, and the three got up to say goodbye,

Lin Yi reminded them: "You all drank beer just now, be careful of driving and being arrested by the traffic police, why don't you find a substitute driver?"

"No, it's all at this point, how can the traffic police still have this idle time." The three of them went downstairs disapprerovingly.

Lin Yi was still not at ease, and decided to call them a substitute driver.

The three of them said that it was nothing, but they still didn't dare to stiffen their lips, so they agreed.

While waiting for the driver to come to the door, Lin Yi made tea for everyone again, talked in the living room for a while, and left until the driver came to the door.

The driver started the car, and the rooster suddenly said, "Wait, I suddenly want to go and make it easier."

The black bull scolded, "It's just that you have a lot of."

The rooster got out of the car, stepped on the ground with one foot, and suddenly froze.

The black bull pushed him impatiently, and said angrily, "The movement is still so slow, hurry up."

The rooster turned his head and made a silent gesture to him, then pointed to the sky.

Looking in the direction pointed by the rooster, I saw nothing except the bright outdoor lights at the entrance of the villa and the floor-to-ceiling solar street lamps under the steps.

The rooster took out the secret of the master's door, and the Vientiane willow leaf was pasted on his eyelids, and the black bull felt that his eyes suddenly darkened, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw a black shadow floating towards Lin Yi's villa window.

The shadow is still covered

Wearing a black cloak, if you don't look closely, you think it's a walking cloud.

The familiar black high hat, the familiar black embroidered cloak, the familiar tall figure, the black bull and the rooster gasped at the same time: "It's Lord Cao."

The three of them watched Cao Meng's body fly directly to the closed window through the back seat of the car door, but they were closed, hit his head on the glass window, and slapped the glass twice as if angry.

The black bull was so nervous that he could hear his own breathing and heartbeat.

"Sure enough, my temper is not very good, will I find a koi to be angry?" The rooster whispered.

"He floated to the second floor." Gopher hurried.

I saw Cao Meng drift to the second floor and squeeze in through the half-open glass window on the second floor.

Across the floor, doors and windows, they all vaguely heard Lao Cao's angry voice, the three of them were so frightened that their faces were colorless, and they intuitively estimated that the koi was more than lucky, and hurriedly the guy and got out of the car.

Lin Yi cleaned up the cups on the coffee table in the living room, and opened the closed window by half a foot to keep the room properly ventilated.

Lao Cao blew down from the upper floor like a gust of wind, and before he had time to ask, he saw Lao Cao angrily asking him, "You want me to stay away from the female ghost, did you do anything to me?"

Lin Yi glanced at his lower three ways, Lao Cao immediately moved his body, clamped his legs, and said angrily, "What about you?"

"The tool is rusty?" Lin Yi asked.

Lao Cao rolled up his sleeves and looked hideous: "Sure enough, it's a good thing you did!" Raise your fist and come to beat Lin Yi.

"Before you do it, you'll have to make sure you can beat me."

Lao Cao raised his fist high and put it down hatefully, but soon raised it again, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu has never admitted defeat in the dictionary."

"There will be later, and there will be now."

「…… Like, it makes sense." Lao Cao thought about it and put down his hand as if he were good.

He looked around again, and roared like thunder, "What about the cheap bird?"

Needless to say, he has always been as vigorous as a rainbow when he came to the battlefield but softened for no reason, there must be a reason, suffering from the tragic case of Huang Dagongzi, Lao Cao decided that it must be cursed by this cheap bird.

Lin Yi said, "I'm hiding."

"Even if he hides in a rat hole, Lao Tzu will find him and break him into pieces." Lao Cao pounded the sofa viciously.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is a dignified soul seducer, will you still be afraid of him as a cheap bird?" Lao Cao was so angry that his already green grimace became more and more blue, as hideous as a ghost, nothing more than this.

Lin Yi said, "Let's confirm again, are you sure you want me to hand over the black paintings?"

Lao Cao jumped up and roared like thunder: "Is *** deaf?" He pointed at Lin Yi's nose again, foaming at the mouth, "Are you trying to cover up that disgusting thing?" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will even beat you together."

Seeing that Lin Yi was just staring at him expressionlessly, he changed his words in an instant: "I'm only looking for trouble with Wuhua, so don't get involved, so as not to ruin our friendship."

At this time, the black bull quietly came to the gate with a rooster and a gopher, copying the guy, holding an invisibility charm and a breathing charm.

Because the door was closed, he went under the window, saw a crack in the thick bulletproof glass window, and secretly stretched out his hand, lifted the curtain, and lay in front of the window with a head and a pair of eyes, and looked inside.

Lin Yi turned his back to the window, holding a teacup in his hand, and replied, "I also kindly remind you for the sake of our many years of friendship."

"What? Are you still afraid that Lao Tzu won't be able to beat that cheap bird?" Lao Cao exhaled from his nostrils, there are a lot of war scum in the Great Immortal, and the black painting is definitely one of them. He could take the cheap bird with one hand.

"I'm kind enough to remind you that the black painting can't beat you, but with his crow's mouth, do you dare to provoke it? Also, his fire-breathing skills are also very good, and he just sprays, regardless of the aftermath." Looking at Lao Cao's grimace that froze suddenly, Lin Yi asked very heartily, "Do you want to continue to trouble him?"

Lao Cao: "......"

Lin Yi cleaned up the coffee table and looked at the time,

He said, "It's early morning, I'm going to rest, get out of here, don't get in the way of your eyes."

Lao Cao was suddenly dissatisfied again, and sneered: "Yo, it's so late, and your younger brother and sister haven't come back yet, aren't you afraid that your younger brother and sister will run away with others?"

Lin Yiru looked at him with idiotic eyes, "Today is the first day of the lunar calendar, and on the fifteenth day of every lunar month, my wife and her parents-in-law will go to Shangqingguan to pray for blessings and stay for one night."

Lao Cao suddenly became interested: "Why don't you go together?"

"Instead of caring about my family affairs, you should care about your life, when you can get hard again." Lin Yi sneered.

Lao Cao suddenly became angry again, patted the coffee table and shouted, "Don't think that if Lao Tzu can't beat you, you can sneer at me. I'm telling you, it's about the dignity of men, believe it or not, Lao Tzu is fighting with you."

"Don't believe it!"

「……」

Lin Yi said in a cool tone, "If I were you, instead of having the kung fu to be poor with me here, it would be better to find a pit by yourself, or roll around the sewer." When the curse is lifted, I will go to those female ghosts to regain their strength and wash away their shame."

Lao Cao was silent, feeling that Lin Yi was indeed telling the truth, but he was pitiful that because of his extreme anger, he forgot to think about the matter.

It's just that he came here, and he left empty-handed, which really damaged the majesty of his ghosts and gods, so Lao Cao spread out his hand again: "Then give me money."

Lin Yi: "......" was relieved in his heart, and he silently handed over a gold ingot.

Forget it, for the sake of this guy who has really been miserably.

Lao Cao took the gold ingots and said, "Tell that cheap bird that this matter is not over."

"Okay, I'll tell you that."

"Also," Lao Cao took two steps, then turned back, and hesitated for a moment, "You know, the most disgusting thing we do is those dirty things, I really can't do it to myself, or ......."

Lin Yi understood in seconds and said, "Okay, give me the retreat technique you just obtained."

Lao Cao jumped eight feet high, "Dream, that's what Lao Tzu exchanged for with his hard-earned points." The Escape Technique is what he got by catching the Rat King alive, plus the points accumulated before, he can quickly shuttle underground, which is fast and convenient, and it is a necessary plug-in skill for tracking and killing enemies.

Lin Yi said, "If it weren't for me, would you be able to take credit for the Rat King? You have half the credit for your retreat."

Lao Cao glared and said, "Even if you say that the sky is broken, I won't give it to you. If you force me again, Lao Tzu will take revenge!"

This shameless appearance really made Lin Yi embarrassed, so he had to take a step back and say, "Okay, I won't embarrass you, get out."

"You haven't broken the spell yet."

"Just find yourself a sewer and roll around."

Lao Cao doesn't do it, he is cruel to others, but he can't be ruthless to himself, how disgusting the sewer is.

Lin Yi was speechless and said, "Then you wait a minute."

He went upstairs, and after a while, he had a strange white gadget in his hand.

"What is this?" Lao Cao looked at it curiously.

"My son's used diapers."

Lao Cao didn't have time to react, and the diaper wrapped in the child's urine covered his head.

"Lotus......" Three gasps were heard outside the window.

Lao Cao was full of black smoke, and yelled and jumped all the way, "It's painful for me, disgusting for me." Lin Yi, I want to break off my friendship with you!" He ripped off the diaper covering his head, slapped the black smoke place desperately, and yelled with a thick face.

Lin Yi picked up the diapers that were thrown in the corner, and said, "It's really good to be kind, it's not good to repay, authentic boy urine, clear away heat and fire, ward off evil and poison, don't know what to do."

Lao Cao's grimace turned even greener, and he could barely finish his words.

The three black bulls outside the window opened their mouths one after another, and said in their hearts: This Lord Cao is so terrifying, how can the koi have no fear? He also dared to embarrass his son's used diapers.

Lao Cao was indeed angry, but he also knew that the curse on his body seemed to be really solved. Somewhere, it seems, it's starting to be active again. Don't care about being angry, because

He had more important things to do.

"Tell that cheap bird, I'll settle accounts with him." Lao Cao put down a cruel word and drifted away.

Lin Yi shook his head, didn't take it seriously, turned off the central air conditioner in the living room, closed the doors and windows, and went upstairs to sleep.

After midnight, he also had to go to Shangqingguan to patrol.

The three of them squatted under the window for a while before adjusting their posture and changing from squatting to sitting.

It took another moment for them to come back to their senses from the shock.

"The ......," the black bull was about to speak, and the rooster and the gopher also spoke,

"You speak first."

"No, you speak first."

"You're the boss, so let's talk first."

Hei Niu had no choice but to say, "What I just want to say now is that this kid Koi is not afraid of Lord Cao at all."

Rooster gophers nodded one after another, it was too ruinous, and Lord Cao, who could make their hearts beat faster with one look, was like a bullied little broken child in front of the koi, he would only be angry and angry, but he dared to be angry but did not dare to speak.

How many things are still hidden from them in this koi.

The night wind blew through the plane trees not far away, and the branches rustled and made a rustling sound.

"It can be seen that Koi and Master Cao still have a good relationship." Black Bull Analysis.

"That's fine, if you want to find Master Cao in the future, you can find koi fish as an intermediary first."

The rooster gopher nodded at the same time.

The rustling ...... wind grew stronger and stronger, and the trees began to dance in the wind, and in the blue night, they were like little pitifuls who had been ravaged, and could only wave their hands helplessly.

The black bull looked at the scenery in front of him, and at night, he couldn't see any scenery, but the vast front garden, and the well-trimmed flower and tree garden, rockery pond, and rows of parking spaces separated by green bamboo and rattan frames were enough to make people blush in this imperial capital.

The rooster elbowed the gopher against the gopher, "Look, there's a beautiful woman watching us."