"Where's the beauty?"

"Gone."

"Gone?"

The rooster got up and strode out, shouting, "Stop! ”

Looking at the rooster running away, the gopher and the black bull looked at each other and chased them out.

Chased out of the gate, the figure of the rooster was gone, the two looked around, and suddenly faced a large truck rushing towards them, so frightened that they pushed each other, each of them took a few big steps back, and finally could not stand the strong force of inertia, the body pounced, and fell to the ground.

When they got up from the ground, the truck was gone, replaced by a skeleton riding a dinosaur that lunged at them, holding a long, heavy knife in his hand and raising it high at the black bull.

"Be careful!" The gopher was about to come to the rescue, but he tripped over a dog and ate under his feet, and threw his hands forward, and the hard concrete floor almost knocked out the lobes of his lungs.

When he came back to his senses, countless headless people appeared in front of him and walked slowly towards him.

The gopher gasped, and suddenly understood that they should be targeted by evil forces, and these headless people were either illusions or weapons summoned by the other party.

The gopher began to hug Yuan Shouyi, gritted his teeth, took out a peachwood sword, and used his family heirloom mastery.

The black bull also responded quickly, took out a palm-sized square shaped jade, held it high above his head, and shouted: "The map of the mountains and rivers of the five mountains is here, subduing demons and eliminating demons, avoiding disasters and blessings, and the shadowy spirits will disappear quickly!" ”

The map of the mountains and rivers of the five mountains depicted above the jade suddenly emitted ten thousand rays of light, illuminating this piece of heaven and earth transparently, and the skeleton riding a dinosaur holding a big knife was illuminated by the golden light, and a "Mom" scream came out of his mouth, and it disappeared.

Those headless people also disappeared quickly, and in a piercing gust of flying sand and rocky wind, a voice of "hard idea, run away" was vaguely heard.

After the golden mangs on the map of the mountains and rivers of Wuyue disappeared and returned to their original state, the black bull found that they were already in the middle of the road, and one of the cars was honking its horn at them in a hurry.

"Di Di Di ......" is usually not very relieved to get on the car horn, this will be so harsh, like the death horn blown by the king of Hades, which makes people's scalp numb and trembling.

The three people who didn't know what was going on didn't know whether the car rushing towards them was a hallucination by the other party or a real car, so they were stunned for a while.

The black bull raised the map of the mountains and rivers of the five mountains again, but this time the magic weapon did not react, and did not light up the golden mang, the black bull shouted "not good", and was about to dodge, but it was too late, because the car was as close as a ghost.

At the last moment, the black bull was torn apart by a strong force, and his body staggered a few steps, and before he could stand firmly, an angry voice sounded in his ears: "Don't die, I don't know how to hide when the car hits me." ”

The black bull stroked his heart, which was about to jump to his throat, and said busily: "Thank you, thank you......" When he looked up, there was no one in front of him, except for the empty street lamps and the occasional whizzing car, there was no figure at all.

The black bull suddenly turned his head, turned around a few times in the same place, looked around, and dozens of steps behind him was Lin Yi's villa gate, in front of him was the main road, and there were also empty asphalt roads on the left and right. He touched the place where he had been scratched again, and his face was still blank.

The rooster and the gopher were almost the same as the black bulls, and they were terrified, and when they were safe, they were all looking around for the person who saved them.

Perhaps, it may not be a person who saved them, but it does not affect their gratitude to this person.

"You say, could it be Lord Cao's warning to us just now?" The gopher asked the black bull.

Black Bull said, "It's possible. ”

Lord Cao is a dignified ghost and god, and his magic power is high, so he probably knows that they are eavesdropping, so he will be punished slightly, otherwise he really can't explain what happened just now.

"Who saved us?" The black bull clearly heard a female voice ringing in his ears.

The gopher, however, said that he seemed to have heard a man's scream, and he thought about it carefully, and finally said, "First I was called 'Idiot, don't get out of the way,' and then he screamed, 'It hurts me to death.'" ”

The rooster said that he didn't know how to push him, but the touch on the skin was cold and smooth.

"Sure enough, it's that thing." Gophers wrinkled their eyebrows, but how could that thing save them?

"Perhaps, it was Master Cao who saved us, he just wanted to teach us a lesson."

Watching the three of them drive away, Hu Qi came out of the darkness with the immortals.

Huang Qi patted his chest and said, "I was really scared to death just now, if they were really hit by a car and died, I would not be able to atone for my death." ”

Hu Ba held his hand emitting black smoke and grinned from time to time.

These people are members of state officials, and when they were arrested just now, they burned their hands.

Hu Qi said: "They are too annoying, they actually turned back unconsciously to eavesdrop on our master's corner, and I don't know how many secrets they have eavesdropped on our master." ”

After the black bull came to the door, in order not to be discovered, the immortals quickly sneaked out, and waited until they left, before they came out of their dens to have fun, anyway, foxes and weasels like to be active at night. After walking around the neighborhood, I came back and saw that the three men were discussing something under the window. I had to use illusions to lure them out, teach them a lesson, and scare them away.

Although it succeeded, it didn't seem to work out again.

Looking at Hu Ba's scorched hands, Huang Wu's hair was burned off half of his head, Chang Shiyi who covered his buttocks and looked dying, and then looked at the fox tail that had half of his trouser legs burned, Hu Qi also had palpitations.

"These public figures are really extraordinary."

……

After Bai Jie took the Rat King Dou Taiping Demon Pill, he went to retreat and cultivate, and at present, the immortals are headed by Hu Qi, who loves to pinch the tip and is strong, Hu Ba is the auxiliary, and Huang Wu and his wife and Chang Shiyi listen to his orders, but she is the only one.

As for the black painting, after this guy himself burned himself into a bald bird, he has been showing people as a person. However, his cultivation is limited, and he can only last for about half an hour after transformation, so most of the time, he still stays in his bird's nest and silently waits for the feathers to grow.

With the help of Lin Yi, Lao Cao restored his former majesty, and went to the entertainment city to protect several female ghosts to prove that his majesty was undiminished, but the underworld and the yang world were almost the same, good things did not come out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. Let him conquer the city on the female ghost, but he still can't recover the reputation he lost, how troublesome Sensei is.

No, he fought with his rival again, and he came to trouble Wuhua again.

But since Lin Yi had the space to move, the treatment of the immortals has also risen sharply, except for Hu Miao, who still lives on the third floor in the northeast corner of the villa, all the immortals have lived in a wide and bright space. In the eyes of ordinary people, this is an ordinary bird's nest, mainly coarse rattan imitation, mixed with soil reinforcement, lined with fine branches, grass stems, cotton and linen fibers, animal hairs, feathers and other soft substances, and then a layer of thick cotton wool to form a pot-shaped nest, placed under the eaves. The 20-square-meter barrier is located in the bird's nest, and so far, no great immortal has ever gone to his barrier. The immortals disdained to go, and Wuhua didn't want to let them in, even Lin Yi, and he didn't know what his bird's nest had been harmed by him.

Lao Cao, an "outsider", is even more unlikely to enter.

Yes, he came to settle accounts with Wuhua three times in a row, but he could only leave with hatred.

But every time he left, he would smash the bird's nest built under the eaves of Wuhua.

The black painting that hides in the enchantment and raises hair will curse two sentences: "The surname of the dog day is Cao, and Lao Tzu curses you to be hit by a car while walking." ”

Lao Cao, who was hit by a car on the road in the underworld, dragged the driver out and beat him violently, and this driver is not an ordinary ghost, he is a legal resident ghost in the underworld, with household registration, official protection, identity, status, and the coffin is still thick.

The driver sued the Chenghuang Mu Inspectorate Team, and then the Inspectorate reported it all the way, and finally alarmed the National Chenghuang Inspectorate.

Huang Shanwen, the boss of the Supervision Department, saw that the ghost who complained was a serious ghost in the underworld. But the defendant is Cao Meng, a famous ghost in the underworld, who has a sober relationship with the world, and a brilliant idea came up.

……

When receiving Huang Shanwen's order, Lin Yizheng shared the spoils with the supernatural team.

Tian Xiang at the cost of half a net worth, in exchange for the strange closed asshole unobstructed, when Hei Niu and the others thought of many ways to return in vain, because of Lin Yi's words, inspiration emerged, took a bucket full of urine, and poured it on Tian Xiang's body, not to mention, the asshole is really open.

After the asshole was magically clear, Tian Xiang went to the bathroom and squatted for half an hour, and then came out with a limp holding on to the wall, and his whole body was so comfortable that he seemed to glow.

The reason for lameness is mainly caused by squatting for too long and numbness in the feet.

Tian Xiang, who was suffering from abdominal distension, also kept his promise and decisively transferred half of his net worth to the supernatural team.

The members of the supernatural team were divided according to their heads, and everyone became a rich man with small assets, and they were also assigned a storefront room worth tens of millions on the Third Ring Road.

Looking at the area and road section on the red house book, Lin Yi was a little surprised, and pointed to his nose: "I also have a share?" ”

Hei Niu slapped him on the shoulder: "If it weren't for your mention of the mouth, which gave us inspiration, I don't know how many years and months it would take to remove the evil magic on Tian Xiang's body." ”

Lin Yi: "......" He was embarrassed to say that all this was caused by his pet. I don't know if I can ask for this money, and if I ask for it, it will cause cause and effect.

The mad mouse dragged the house book in Lin Yi's hand and said, "This property is still quite good, although it is not a popular location, but the popularity is not bad." It's worth about 10 million. It's just that this house has just been transferred, and if it is transferred again, the tax should not be low. When you go to the Housing Authority to transfer your ownership, remember to bring enough tax with you. ”

The golden monkey, who also got a set of shops, said: "The tax on the transfer of ownership is relatively high now, and it will save taxes if you go to the transfer in five years." ”

"Stupid!" Several palms knocked on his head, including Lin Yi.

The mad mouse said, "Don't you know how safe it is to be in the bag?" ”

"What does it mean to have a lot of dreams at night? Here it is. ”

Lin Yi saw that the golden monkey was still wronged, so he explained: "You and Tian Xiang are not related, why did people transfer tens of millions of real estate to you?" ”

The golden monkey was about to explain, but Lin Yi said again: "Regardless of his high tax and low tax, the first thing is to transfer the house, and the most important thing is to settle the bag for safety." In order to save such a little tax, what if five years later, people don't recognize it? What if the person surnamed Tian doesn't live for five years? ”

The golden monkey nodded as if he didn't understand.

Lin Yi handed the real estate certificate to the mad rat and said: "I am not a member of the supernatural team, and I have not made an inch, I deserve it, this property, let's donate it to the organization, and the annual rent will be distributed to everyone as a welfare." It can be regarded as borrowing flowers to offer Buddha. ”

As for Huang Shanwen's summons, Lin Yi still went to the Guocheng God's Temple at night.

Most of the ghosts and gods sleep during the day and go to work at night, who cares about you during sleep time.

What's more, according to the news sent by Mark, Deputy Director Li Wenbin has collected a lot of black material from Huang Shanwen, and when Huang Shanwen is about to make a mistake, he can release the black material and crush the other party one by one.

However, before Li Wenbin overthrew Huang Shanwen, he was still the high-ranking inspector and Lin Yi's top boss. In front of Huang Shanwen, Lin Yi still did enough etiquette and looked respectful.

Huang Shanwen did not embarrass Lin Yi, and only handed Lin Yi a ghost complaint named "Zheng Ping" to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi took it, and when he saw that the defendant was Cao Meng, he knew the old guy's sinister intentions.

In a flash of thought, Lin Yi had a formed idea in his heart, and he was furious: "This Cao Meng, a dignified ghost god, actually bullied the ghost people, it's just hateful." Please rest assured, although Xia Guan has a good relationship with Cao Meng, he is not in vain. Zheng Ping must be given justice. ”

Huang Shanwen was quite surprised, looked at Lin Yi's calm face for a moment, and was a little undecided, and asked slowly, "What are you going to do with Cao Meng?" ”

Lin Yi said: "According to the rules of the Inspectorate, this kind of ghost and god who beats the ghost people for no reason must be severely punished. If the matter is true, it is necessary to investigate according to the law. ”

Huang Shanwen saw that Lin Yi said it categorically, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to say: "Okay, I'll leave this matter to you, and you will never wronged a good ghost, nor can you let go of a bad ghost." I believe in your abilities. ”

Leaving the National City God's Temple, Lin Yi went to Zheng Ping as soon as possible.

Zheng Ping's mansion is in Wanbao Mountain, and the souls of the dead who can be buried in Wanbao Mountain are all characters close to the pyramids, and most of them can enjoy honors after death, even reincarnation is the kind that goes through the back door. Of course, the objects of the reincarnation of these souls are either rich or noble, but this kind of place is usually in short supply, so most of the time, you have to queue up for reincarnation. If you're unlucky, it's not impossible to wait for tens or hundreds of years.

During the reincarnation period, these souls enjoy the treatment of first-class ghosts in the underworld, live in manor mansions, and have ghost servants waiting in and out. ŴŴŴ.BiQuGe.Biz

Zheng Ping is the second generation of ghosts born to these first-level ghost people who married wives in the underworld. Under the grace of his father, he also enjoys the treatment of super yin people, which is equivalent to the second ancestor of the yang world.

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