Conquer the tanuki
Lin Yi took two steps forward and said condescendingly: "Tian Xiang, a wicked person like you who has done all the bad things in your life, the probability of turning into a ghost after death is much higher than that of ordinary ghosts. You evil spirits, scattered souls, is your best destination, enjoy the last moments. โ
Although Mark also asked Lin Yi afterwards, as a ghost and god, if he killed a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, would he be punished by the laws of the underworld.
Lin Yi looked up at the sky and said lightly, "Yes." โ
took out the merit score book on his body, pressed one of the red buttons, and a mechanical voice sounded: "Kill a potential ghost, increase your life span by 30 years, and give 120 merit points." At present, your merit points are 1776 points, and you still have 4235 years and 189 days left in your yin life. โ
When he raised his eyes, he saw the two ghosts with their mouths open in an O-shape, Lin Yi was also a little dazed, and it took a long time to regain his composure, and he pretended to be flat: "This is the scoreboard that my senior brother gave me." Only things should be in the fairy world, just to remind me that it is easy to do bad things, but it is difficult to do good things. โ
Looking at Tian Xiang, who was still wailing, Lin Yi said disdainfully: "Your dog life, even made me increase my merit points and increase my yin longevity." It seems that God also knows that you are a person who has done absolutely bad things, and you don't even deserve to have a soul. โ
The remaining lonely souls and wild ghosts were already frightened when they saw Tian Xiang's fate, but now when they heard this merit score book again, they lost their temper, and quickly knelt down and begged for mercy loudly, and said that they were willing to report to the City God Temple.
Sending lonely souls and wild ghosts to report to the City God Temple, one has no points to take, and the other cannot make meritorious contributions, purely to be Lei Feng.
But because he promised people in advance, Lin Yi could only keep his promise and let Mark hold his name card and send these ghosts to the nearby City God Temple.
Then, he took Dived to patrol around again, and met Lao Cao, who also led the team out, halfway.
Lao Cao crossed his waist and said hatefully: "Yang Yongjun, this old deflated three, is really not a thing. I don't know if I don't try it, but this old man has actually committed a lot of crimes. No, Lord Du Chenghuang ordered me to hurry up and rescue the victims. โ
learned from Lao Cao's mouth that Yang Yongjun, as the former boss of 149, originally had great merit, but after the age of 50, the merit on his body gradually decreased, and by the age of 60, it had become negative. By the time he was 66 years old, he had 30 sin points, and by the time he was 78, he had accumulated a staggering 50 sin points. By the age of 79, the sin value has exceeded 70. has already violated the law of death, but Yang Yongjun himself eats Yin Si rice, and I don't know what method he used to avoid the death. After that, the sin value on his body actually decreased year by year. Until the age of 89, he died. When he was taken to the capital city god temple for trial, the judge found that there were many people killed by Yang Yongjun, and at the age of 66, he killed a pregnant woman. At the age of 78, he used magic to kill his cousin's family of five, killed people, and did not let them go, and also used forbidden techniques to break people's flesh and ashes and sprinkle them into the manure tank, and put their souls into the jar, paste the soul charm and throw them into the manure tank, so that they will never be reborn. Among them, Yang Yongjun's cousin and nephew, Yang Yuanqiang, is the only one who has maintained an intact physical body, but his son's soul is occupied, which is equivalent to borrowing a corpse to return the soul.
Hearing this, Lin Yi finally understood why Yang Yongjun's nephew and grandson had a faint sense of death, it turned out that he was really borrowing the corpse to resurrect his soul.
Lao Cao said: "This old thing, originally destined to have no children, changed his life against the sky, killed a pregnant woman, and forcibly snatched the spirit baby that should have been reincarnated into the belly of this pregnant woman, so that he had a son." But his robbed son will leave him sooner or later, no, he died on the street at the age of 18. He still refused to give up, risked his life again, and even killed his cousin's family, just to let his son borrow the corpse to return to his soul and enjoy his family again. In order to prevent his cousin from going to the underworld to complain, he actually broke his body, suppressed his soul in that filthy place, and made him miserable for eternity, which is really vicious. Lord Chenghuang ordered me to immediately rescue this family and arrest his son, Yang Chao. โ
Lin Yi said: "Yang Chao can delay the lock, and now he should go and rescue Yang Yuanqiang's family." โ
"That's right. However, that urinal is a very filthy place, and how can we get it for the ghosts. A pair of scheming eyes have been shooting back and forth on Lin Yi's body.
Lin Yi knew what this guy had and said, "Give me your points, and I'll figure it out for you." โ
Lao Cao looked at the points that appeared in his palm painfully, and said, "It's not easy to accumulate such points, and I asked you to give Huo Huo again." โ
Last time, he was denounced by a gentleman surnamed Zheng, so he let the guy in front of him rob him of a few points.
"I don't want to forget it."
"Don't ......," Lao Cao hurriedly said, "Okay, I only have these 109 points left, all for you." But you've got to get things done, or I'll not admit it." โ
Anyway, the boss will reward him with points again afterwards, and he won't lose it.
Although 109 points is not enough for Selinyi's teeth, something is better than nothing.
Lin Yi still took this order.
"Give the black bull a dream, find a reason, and let him do it."
Lao Cao's eyes lit up, and he said with half regret and half anger: "Why didn't you go to sleep and have to call me?" "He's already given him the job.
Lin Yi said: "I have to keep the mystery. โ
"No, no." Remorseful Lao Cao angrily refused.
Lin Yi directly handed over a gold ingot.
Lao Cao turned his head to look at it, and turned his head away, he now has the incense offered by humans, and his hand is not as tight as before, and these gold ingots are really not very rare.
Lin Yi grinded his teeth and handed over another piece of clothing.
"This is what I folded when I was fine, a high-imitation Republic of China long dress, beautiful, right? Spirit, handsome. โ
Lao Cao glanced at it, but still turned his head away arrogantly.
"Don't think that one piece of clothing can command me, at least two sets."
Lin Yi handed over another piece of clothing, a new version of modern clothes, focusing on casual and fashionable.
Lao Cao glanced at it, hesitated, and then pinned his head to the side.
"Brother has changed his mind, at least three sets." Lao Cao said awe-inspiringly, "Last time it was 149, if I hadn't diverted your attention for you, your kid would have fallen off the horse a long time ago." You kid haven't thanked me yet. โ
โโฆโฆ Then I'll give you another set. "Another set of modern clothes, shirt, tie and slacks, proper urban style.
"At least five sets."
"Three sets, love or not."
"No, you have to get five sets."
Lin Yi turned his head and left.
Lao Cao was dumbfounded, and hurriedly chased after him: "Don't don't, three sets are three sets." โ
"Brother has changed his mind, I will personally go to the other party's dream."
"Don't, I'll go, I'll go, this kind of trivial matter, I'll just go."
"It's just a dream, and I can save the clothes I worked hard for a few days, which is cost-effective."
"Don't, I want two sets, as long as two sets, I'll go to dream immediately."
โโฆโฆ Forget it, although these two sets of clothes are not valuable, they take time and effort, isn't it fragrant to keep them for yourself? โ
"Ancestor, I was wrong, I only need one set of clothes."
"Okay."
After a while, Lao Cao took the gray Tang suit and suddenly said angrily: "This is not the one just now. "Although this one is also very good-looking, the workmanship is so bad that there is not even any embroidery. The essence of the long costume of the Republic of China lies in embroidery and tailoring.
"Don't? That's good for me. Lin Yi made a gesture to take it.
Lao Cao hurriedly put away the long shirt and said angrily: "Yes, can you not do it?" Boy, count yourself ruthless. I really don't want to eat at all. โ
"You are stupid to me, but as long as you have a normal IQ, you will not think about suffering." Lin Yi sneered.
"You're a top student, I can't tell you."
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Lao Cao went to find Hei Niu to dream, and Lin Yi returned home.
This time he appeared in front of the tanuki as a sober person, and this guy was doing sit-ups on the ground, and the iron chains on his body were rattled.
After discovering Lin Yi, he immediately got up, the cat's hair was all exploded, his eyes were round, his beards on both sides kept trembling, he bared his teeth and grinned, but he couldn't make a sound, and his ears were so angry that his ears were erected and folded, folded and erected.
Lin Yi said to the tanuki: "The official has decided to hand over your body to a scientific research institution. You spit out the demon pill, I guarantee that your soul is intact, send you to the underworld, and strive to be reincarnated as a person in the next life. โ
The immortals surrounded them all at once, they were all night owls, and they were still wandering in the courtyard at this time, and they quickly surrounded them when they heard the words.
"This is already the master's grace, don't hurry up and thank you." Hu Qihu said pretendiously.
Wuhua also flew from afar, parked on the branch of the sycamore tree outside the house, after more than two months of cultivation, this guy's feathers have grown, and he is happy to fly out every day to be happy.
"Hurry up and spit out the demon pill, and Uncle Wu will let you speak."
Hu Qi, who also wanted the demon pill, had to glare at Wuhua sadly.
Only then did the tanuki realize that he couldn't speak, because of this crow, and he was so angry that he bared his teeth at the black painting.
"Hey, still not convinced? Believe it or not, Uncle Wu cursed you again, so that you have no asshole, you can't pull out shit or pee, and you will suffocate you in less than three days. โ
The tanuki went crazy again, its fur exploded, and it glared at the black painting.
Lin Yi said to the tanuki: "There is still an hour before dawn." Give me an answer before dawn. โ
"Master, what do you want this splashing cat to answer to you?" Hu Qipao pulled Lin Yi's robe and asked.
"He knew it in his own heart." Lin Yi's body floated into the house and never came out again.
Hu Qi chased after him again and said, "The tanuki is the most arrogant, this creature will never bend its waist for five buckets of rice." Maybe you have to hold a grudge against you, master. โ
"Can five buckets of rice be compared with the life of the net worth?" Lin Yi asked rhetorically.
"This ......" Hu Qi tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "Anyway, a creature like a raccoon cat, arrogant and resentful, withdrawn, cautious, and will not obey its master unconditionally." Anyway, I don't advise the master to subdue him. โลดลดลด.BiQuGe.Biz
Lin Yi smiled: "So, I don't force him, whether he lives or dies, he chooses by himself." โ
Early the next morning, Lin Yi came to the tanuki and said condescendingly: "Have you thought it through?" โ
At this time, the tanuki had lost its previous arrogance and arrogance, and dragged the chain restlessly, pointing at his wide open mouth with his cat paws.
Lin Yi understood in seconds, and said to Hu Qi: "Take my son's used diapers." โ
Hu Qi stopped doing it, that thing was the dirtiest, and it was stained with children's urine, which was even more dirty, so he asked Huang Wu to get it.
"Why me?" Huang Wu quit.
"I'll give you a piece of incense."
For the sake of the incense, Huang Wu's fart went upside down, and after a while, the paw grabbed the corner of the diaper and threw it on the tanuki.
The tanuki quickly flashed, staring at the diaper and baring its teeth again.
Lin Yi picked up the diaper and put it on the tanuki's mouth.
The tanuki screamed violently, and black smoke came out of the cat's entire face, with a hideous and angry expression, like a hellhound.
โโฆโฆ ...... angry scream came out of the tanuki's mouth, and halfway through the scream, he was surprised, tried to scream a few more times, his eyes fluttered, and finally looked at Lin Yi, "Human, since last night, I haven't pooped or urinated, but I suffocated me." What kind of magic are you using? โ
"Can't really pull?" Lin Yi was surprised and looked at the black painting above his head.
Wu Hua poked out a bird's head from the bird's nest and said proudly: "Stinky cat, now you know how powerful your Uncle Wu is, right?" If you dare to provoke me again, I will let you see my crow's mouth. โ
The tanuki bared its teeth again, but he also understood that the cat had to bow its head under the eaves, and the fried fur quickly returned to its original position, and the straight tail was put back in place.
He sat in place, stared at Lin Yi and said, "I am willing to serve you as the lord." But I'm also conditional. โ
"You're a prisoner, and you're worthy of talking to me about the conditions?" Lin Yi looked at his watch and said indifferently, "Give you a minute, whether to be my pet, or to hand you over to the official organization, you choose." โ
"You!"
"Hu Qi, timekeeping."
"Okay." Hu Qi immediately reported the number, "48,47,46......"
"You're counting too fast, how can you count like that."
"35, 34, 33......" Hu Qicai didn't bird him, and continued to count quickly. Huang Wu and his wife also counted together, and raised the hammer in their hands high, "21, 20......"
"You're just bandits, hooligans......" Tanuki was so angry that he was about to blow up.
"10,9,8,7......" The number of one fox and two rats has continued to count neatly, Hu Qi and Huang Wu each held a hammer high, and their eyes flashed with excitement and bloodthirsty light.
"Human, I won't agree to die......" The tanuki went crazy and had a sharp voice.
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With the sound of "1", two hammers were smashed towards the tanuki.
"I promise, I promise!" When the tanuki saw that the other party was coming, this hateful human did not stop it, and quickly hugged his head with his paws and screamed loudly.
The hammer still fell on the tanuki's head, and the tanuki screamed in pain, shouting while dodging: "Words don't count, why do you want to hit me when I have already agreed......"
"We Daxian have always been talkative, and we will only give you one minute when we say that we will give you one minute. Not a second of delay. Hu Qi continued to smash.
"You are clearly ......cheating" The tanuki was angry, he couldn't stand being smashed, and hurriedly asked Lin Yi for help: "Give me another chance...... ...... hosts"
This human being is really ruthless, and he actually came to be real.
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