Assistant old money
"Stop." Lin Yi stopped Hu Qi and Huang Wu, dropped three pieces of yellow paper, and said to the tanuki, "Sign the master-servant contract in triplicate." ”
"Master," Hu Qi stopped doing it, holding the hammer and not obeying, "why don't you let me stone him to death?" ”
"That's it, master, what do you like about him? Are they as well-behaved and cute as us? Are we loyal? ”
The bones of the tanuki are about to break, but knowing that human beings have always been cruel, they don't dare to say more, so they endured the pain and picked up the yellow paper, and the beginning was written "master-servant contract", fortunately, the conditions are not strict, as long as you don't do anything unfavorable to the master, you can't betray the master.
So the tanuki pressed his paw prints and footprints on the yellow paper.
Lin Yi put away the contract and said, "One belongs to you, one belongs to me, and one is burned to Niangniang Temple." ”
"You don't have to burn it to the Niangniang Temple, I haven't gone to the Niangniang Temple to register."
"It turns out that you are still a black household."
The tanuki was a little unimpressed: "What's wrong with the black family?" If I don't cultivate to become an immortal, I'll just mess around with humans, and I won't be in any way of you. It's not even more of a hindrance. ”
"Whatever you want. However, if you want not to be targeted by the authorities, from now on, you can only show people as pet cats. Lin Yi made a final decision, asked Huang Wu to untie the chains on the tanuki, and asked Hu Qi to explain to him the various regulations of pets, as well as the rules and regulations at home. biquge.biz
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Lin Yi went to the headquarters, and after explaining the matter at hand, he contacted Wang Guowei again.
"I let the black bull take charge of that tanuki, and I believe there will be news soon."
Wang Guowei said: "Then please, be sure to find this civet cat, anyway, you can't go to the people, it's too dangerous." ”
"I understand."
It didn't take long for the black bull to come to him, his face a little strange and a little excited.
"Last night, Lord Cao Mengcao had a dream with me."
Lin Yi said flatly: "What kind of dream did you have?" ”
"Lord Cao said that Yang Yongjun persecuted his cousin Yang Jing's family before his death, and the soul of that family was towned in a public toilet, and explained to me that I should find a way to save the soul of Yang Jing's family of five."
Lin Yi showed a shocked look just right, took the information handed over by Hei Niu, read it at a glance, sighed lightly, and said: "It's too vicious, I thought it was just a family of five who died in a car accident, but it turned out that it was all Yang Yongjun's ghost." It's too cruel, Yang Jing is his cousin, and he can do it. ”
Black Bull said: "Fortunately, Skynet was restored, negligent but not leaky, and finally retributed." ”
Lin Yi disagreed, "He didn't enjoy the blessings of the country during his lifetime." After Yang Yongjun retires, he enjoys a nanny, a driver, and a hardcover mansion of 220 square meters, and never spends a penny on tourism pension and health care, and can receive a pension of 10 million yuan every year, and his family members can also enjoy certain benefits.
Hei Niu was silent and said, "But in the early years, he still did a lot of practical things and made a lot of contributions. ”
Lin Yi also sighed: "It's a pity that in order to have a son, all the accumulated blessings were lost." "When I went to the underworld, I still owe a basket of sins, so why bother?
After sighing for a while, Lin Yi asked Hei Niu to do what Lord Cao wanted, and in addition, he ordered someone to spy on Yang Yongjun's nominal nephew Yang Chao.
After another half a day, Lin Yi explained to Lao Cao again, asking him to go to Hei Niu again to ask for a dream, and told Hei Niu that the cat that had cultivated to perfection had died in the hands of the Night Wandering God, and his soul had been taken to the underworld for trial, so that he could close the case.
The black bull was overjoyed and came to inform Lin Yi the next day. Lin Yi called Wang Guowei again and said that the tanuki had been eliminated by the 149 supernatural team, so he didn't have to worry anymore.
As for the private matters that Lin Yi explained to the little leaders of other organizations, they have also received feedback one after another, and they have all been perfectly resolved.
After dealing with the things at hand, Lin Yi took the newly collected raccoon cat and went to Hengdian to shoot.
The tanuki was called Hua Ancestor before, but Lin Yi changed his name again, and Hua Manheng was called Hua Manheng.
"Why do you want to take a full cross?" Tanuki was very dissatisfied.
"Isn't it good? Look at you, your body is full of horizontal bars, your temper is horizontal, your voice is horizontal, your whole body is horizontal, and the cat is as its name suggests, isn't it? Lin Yi looked at his cat hair, "It is said that the tanuki is the master of the tiger, why don't you call you Huahu?" Or like a tiger? I've heard that tattoos are not easy to mess with, or call you full of tattoos? ”
The immortals laughed crookedly, and the tanuki was so angry that he blew his beard, his ears were broken and folded, and finally he had to say in a muffled voice: "Let's spend a lot of money." This name is really horizontal. ”
Lin Yi wrote the words "Hua Manheng" on the rune paper, and drew a breath charm that he had learned and used, folded it into a small triangular shape, put it in a small purse, fixed it on the newly bought cat clothes, and put it on Hua Manheng.
"Remember, remember to take off your clothes before you transform. Come, I'll teach you. "Ordinary cat clothes are not big, but the body of the tanuki after transformation is comparable to a big wolf dog, in case the clothes are broken after the transformation, this breath charm falls, and the identity must be exposed.
Hua Manheng looked at the delicate necklace from the mirror, and said: "Generally, I don't transform easily, once I transform, I can't hide anything, and this breath charm won't have much effect." ”
Lin Yi thought about it and agreed with his statement, so he said, "Okay, anyway, try not to transform in front of people." ”
In order not to let Hua Manheng be recognized, Lin Yi also changed his style, took permanent hair dye, dyed his ears with other colors, and dyed him with the word "king" on his forehead, adding a bit of domineering.
Then, with the temptation of eating two incense sticks a day, he successfully brought Hua Manheng to his side, and followed him to Hengdian for a month-long shooting.
As for the other immortals, they stay at home, take care of the house, and guard the little master who should protect the little master, and perform their duties.
Tanuki is already popular, and Hua Manheng is smart and can understand people, so he soon made a name for himself in the crew.
In this drama, there is a male artist who debuted earlier than Lin Yi, has deeper qualifications than him, and has also been popular through half the sky, because of the emergence of newcomers and the entry into the middle-aged mark, resources have been downgraded, his appearance has declined, and his popularity is not as good as before, so he has to demote himself and play a supporting role.
This person is still quite arrogant in front of Lin Yi, but Lin Yi is afraid that others debuted earlier than him, and his qualifications are deeper than him, as long as it is not too excessive, he can turn a blind eye.
It was raining heavily on this day, and outdoor filming could not be carried out, so the director gave everyone a holiday.
The actors, with the help of their assistants, remove their makeup and change their clothes.
Lin Yi was a step late, and his exclusive lounge and dressing room was occupied by this artist named Cheng Minfeng.
Cheng Minfeng was sitting in front of the mirror, holding a makeup remover tissue to remove his makeup, saw Lin Yi from the mirror, smiled and said, "I'm sorry, my rest room is on the other side, I'm too lazy to go over, so I'll borrow your lounge." You wouldn't mind, would you? ”
This circle has always been realistic, even if it was popular before, but now it is outdated, and the treatment in the crew must not be compared with popular artists. Even the lounge provided by the crew had to be shared with other third-tier artists. Compared with the super-national treatment enjoyed at the peak, who will admit that they are outdated?
Cheng Minfeng naturally didn't want to squeeze into a lounge with that group of third- and fourth-tier small artists, so he could only come to the Lin Yi lounge to be self-intoxicated.
Lin Yi smiled and said, "It's okay, you can use it." Then he pulled a chair, put it next to Cheng Minfeng, and said with a smile, "I also want to remove my makeup, please move it to the side." ”
Cheng Minfeng was still staring at himself in the mirror, and after removing his makeup, he slapped water on his face and said, "What's the hurry, it'll be almost good soon." Young people are acute children. ”
Lin Yi's assistant Lao Qian came in from outside, and just when he heard this, he stopped doing it, and said coldly: "You occupied Lin Yi's lounge, you are still reasonable." ”
Cheng Minfeng turned his head and glanced at Lao Qian and said, "You are Lin Yi's assistant, right?" Didn't he tell you the rules of this circle? ”
"Don't talk to me about any rules, you occupy Lin Yi's lounge, and you still have a face to talk about rules, do you want face?"
"You are an assistant who is talking to me." Cheng Minfeng angrily threw away the wet wipes in his hand and glared at Lin Yi, "That's how you indulge your assistant?" ”
Lin Yi laughed angrily, "Am I giving you face too much?" Get me out right now! ”
Cheng Minfeng slapped the table angrily, got up angrily, and said sharply: "Lin Yi, I debuted earlier than you, but I am your senior, how did you treat your senior?" ”
"Not all seniors are worthy of my respect, at least not you." Lin Yi tugged at his collar, pulled him up from his seat, and threw him aside. kicked away the chair that Cheng Minfeng had sat on, and let the old money be taken and thrown away.
Lin Yi pulled over the chair, sat down again, pulled off the makeup remover paper and began to remove the makeup, and said to Cheng Minfeng, who was flushed with anger, "To be a man, you must be self-aware, and it is not shameful to be angry, what is really shameful is that you don't want to admit it, and you still bully newcomers to brush up your sense of existence, which is a bit shameless." ”
Those who have been able to dominate the entertainment industry for a long time have experienced several troughs, and after entering the peak, they are not arrogant or impatient, and they are also steady and steady when they slide into the trough, conquering the audience with time and talent.
But there are also many people who are stuck in the trough after the peak and can never get up again. is unwilling to accept the reality, nor does he want to recognize his own shortcomings, but wants to use his qualifications to rely on the old and sell the old in front of the juniors, which is disgusting.
Cheng Minfeng is also a first-line artist who has been popular for several years, although his popularity is no longer there, and his position has dropped again and again, he has been brilliant before, if he really can't stand this kind of difference between cloud and mud, he will just quit the circle. Anyway, the money he earned in the early years was enough for him to spend two lifetimes.
If you don't want to quit the circle, but you want to make a comeback and get back the flowers and applause of the past, you have to pay more price. Even if you sell your flesh and hue, no one will say anything.
It is offensive to brush one's presence by stepping on juniors.
Cheng Minfeng was annoyed and angry, his face was red with anger, and he pointed at Lin Yi and scolded loudly: "Do you think that now that you are red, you can look down on your predecessors?" Let me tell you, the entertainment industry is the most realistic, do you think you can be popular for a lifetime? If you do this to me today, one day, you will also be trampled under the feet of others. ”
"Thank you for your advice, now, please get out, you are not welcome here. Old money, send-off. ”
Cheng Minfeng resentfully dropped "Let's see", and Lao Qian immediately said: "Mr. Cheng, are you declaring war on Lin Yi's team?" Or do you want to be our enemy? ”
Lin Yi does not have a team, it is enough to have Sun Qinqin and Liu Quan.
And it is clear inside and outside the circle that Lin Yi has his back to the big tree of Miss Sun, as long as Miss Sun does not fall and Lin Yi does not die, Miss Sun Da, the princess of the starry sky, is Lin Yi's most solid backing and backer.
Although many people are so sour that their eyes are red, but that is people's ability, Cheng Minfeng is no longer convinced, he can only endure it, he was forced by Lao Qian so much, he didn't dare to let go of half a cruel word, so he had to leave in a huff.
Lao Qian closed the door, packed his luggage quickly, and said to Lin Yi: "This guy has lost such a big face, he will definitely not give up, you have to guard against him in the future." ”
Lao Qian is not young, he is forty years away, but he is a talent carefully selected by Sun Qinqin for him, not only good at observing words and feelings, but also dealing with characters in all aspects, the most rare thing is that he is very careful in his work, and he has been by Lin Yi's side for two years and has helped Lin Yi solve a lot of things. Especially the open knives and hidden arrows from peers.
With the growth of Lin Yi's popularity, there are too many people who pay attention to him in all aspects, and it is not easy for the immortals to continue to take him with him. The appearance of Lao Qian just made up for the position of the great immortals, and even did better than the great immortals. This time, it was only half a month after entering the crew, and Lao Qian helped him deal with two actresses who wanted to come to his room in the middle of the night to discuss life and plot with him, caught two young actors who were secretly saying bad things about him, and found out a male supporting actor who was doing tricks and feet on props.
Lao Qian said that Cheng Minfeng would still make small moves, Lin Yi was convinced, nodded and said, "Well, I will pay more attention." ”
Lao Qian nodded, didn't say anything more, packed his personal luggage, Lin Yi locked the door, hugged Hua Manheng, and Lao Qian each held a big black umbrella, and disappeared into the rain together.
Back at the hotel, Lin Yi told Lao Qian about tonight's arrangement, he would stay in the hotel all the time, not go anywhere, and let Lao Qian pass the time by himself.
Lao Qian smiled and said: "It's raining so hard outside, I don't have any other arrangements, just play with my mobile phone in the room, listen to music, and call me if anything." ”
Hua Manlou nestled on the windowsill and said coldly: "This old guy seems to be all-encompassing, but in fact, he is watching you every step of the way." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, people are dedicated."
"I always felt like there was something wrong with him." Hua Manheng said his opinion, "Every time I pass by his room, the door to his room is open. Twice I secretly closed it for him, and after a while, he ran to open it again. As soon as you leave the room, he must follow, not spying on you. ”
Lin Yi smiled: "It's not as serious as you say." People are just doing their job. ”
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