Revenge full of flowers
Lin Yi is still quite satisfied with Lao Qian's performance, and he is not groveling like a servant because he is his personal assistant, he is still neither humble nor arrogant, he advances and retreats calmly, and behaves moderately. Not much, but all-encompassing. The assistants of other artists are mostly young, the women are like maids, and the men are like the little guys around the ancient young master, and their waists are almost never straight. Lao Qian's age and usual behavior seem unusual in a group of assistants.
Hua Manheng snorted: "I caught him more than once to send WeChat to your wife, saying that there is no opposite sex around you, and those actresses who want to get close to you also let him send him away, and also let your wife relax, with his old money, I guarantee that there is not a single female mosquito around you." ”
Lin Yi smiled and said, "Okay, it's good to know, there's no need to say it." ”
"Your wife treats you well on the surface, but in fact she doesn't believe you, and even lets the surname Qian spy on you, can you bear it?"
Lin Yi said: "You misunderstood that you are diligent, Lao Qian is indeed what she found for me, and Lao Qian is indeed capable and has handled a lot of things for me." I'm quite happy with him. As for the surveillance you are talking about, I don't think so. I'm also annoyed by actresses who don't have a sense of boundaries, especially the kind of artists who want to use me for hype. ”
Hua Manheng looked at Lin Yi as if he was looking at an alien: "I don't believe it, as a man, you don't have any flowers?" "He is a male cat who comes into heat every spring and has to find a female cat to vent his excess energy. Human beings play more than him, and he doesn't believe that he, the master of two faces and three knives, doesn't have those thoughts.
"As a normal man, of course he has a hunting mentality." Lin Yi took out a talisman, "So, I have been wearing a meditation talisman for myself for a long time." ”
Men usually don't have much control over their lower body, and although it is caused by their physiological structure, it is not uncontrollable. The reason why men want to go out to hunt for beauty is nothing more than to seek excitement.
But behind the excitement, there may be an abyss.
He is self-aware, he can film quietly and calmly, has his current high popularity and positive image, and can do what he likes, Sun Qinqin has contributed a lot, and she has paid a lot behind the scenes. He is not an ungrateful person, he does not enjoy the existing blessings, and he has to put a sharp knife on his head for the sake of the temporary comfort of his lower body. That's what a fool would do.
Besides, from ancient times to the present, how many men who blindly pursue the cool lower body have a good end?
As a man with higher pursuits, the pursuit of the lower body is the most insignificant, and he is used to living a life of pure heart and few desires, but he can concentrate more on doing what he likes. And can you reassure your wife who loves you deeply, continue to care about herself, escort him, and clear all obstacles, isn't it fragrant?
The comfortable siege is not stupid, and it is a fool to provoke the uncertain bombs outside the siege.
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Filming until noon, Lin Yi didn't see Hua Manheng, and he didn't take it to heart, this guy either went to catch mice and play, or went to watch others do bed luck. This guy just likes to watch others do sports, which is really a perverted hobby.
After filming during the day and returning to the hotel at night, there was still no trace of Hua Manheng, Lin Yi thought that this guy was playing wild, so he gave Hua Manheng a rune paper.
As a spirit that has cultivated spiritual intelligence, rune paper is a universal means of communication.
Lin Yi was sure that Hua Manheng should have received his message, but he didn't reply, which was a bit strange.
He didn't think that he would run away without permission if he had signed a master-servant contract, he only had to tear up the contract and let him roll on the ground in pain. I believe that with his cleverness, he should not do such a stupid thing.
Another possibility is that Hua Manheng was held by someone with a heart, or the freedom of the cat's body was restricted.
With his superb combat power, he is not an ordinary person who can hold him.
Lin Yi became more and more worried, so he had to take out three sticks of incense, draw a soul charm, and light the cat hair on Hua Manheng's body to summon him a soul.
In the past, when filming "Taoist", Lin Yi often did soul-summoning actions, but in reality, he had never really summoned souls, but fortunately, in the "Seventy-two Techniques of Taoism" given to him by his master, there were soul-summoning formulas and rituals, as well as the required props.
Fold the paper crane, burn three incense sticks, light the soul charm and cat hair, and silently recite the incantation, the paper crane really flew up, and Lin Yi hurriedly left his soul. Follow the crane out of the hotel, across the road, over the tall buildings and the road, to a deserted area. Under the cover of the woods, the sound of a dog barking came from a low brick house, and the paper crane went all the way into the tile house, and Lin Yi also floated in. Endured the pungent smell of cats, dogs and livestock coming from the house, and floated all the way to an iron cage.
The crane stopped in an iron cage and landed still.
In the rusty cage lay a sleeping cat on all fours, still snoring, the "Wang character" on his forehead, the yellow hair dyed on his ears, and the small clothes that Lin Yi bought him on his body, which were full of flowers.
It's just that this guy is also unlucky, he was actually put in a cage by humans, and I don't know how the other party did it.
Lin Yi tried to open the cage, but unfortunately he is currently in the bardo body, and his soul is an empty body, so he can't touch the real thing, but he can use magic to pack the entire cage and take it away.
As soon as the two cat and dog dealers entered, they saw the cage containing the cat fly out of thin air, standing in place, dumbfounded.
"How can a good person fly?" The two didn't think about it that way, and thought that someone had stolen the cat, so they immediately picked up a long steel pipe gun to guard it.
Seeing this steel tube gun, Lin Yi finally understood why Hua Manheng was put down and taken away, it turned out that this was an anesthetic gun, with a large dose of anesthetic needle shot into the muscles, Daxian was not spared.
Looking at the cages of cats and dogs all over the ground, most of the local dogs, there are also various types of small pet cats and dogs, all of which are put in cages, and most of them are not in very good condition.
Lin Yi was very angry, went directly to the body of a dog dealer, knocked out his accomplices with a shot, violently opened the cat cage, and used the dog dealer's mobile phone to call the police, and then called the local animal association.
Hua Manheng suffered an old sin this time, and the dose of anesthesia was estimated to be a bit much, and after waking up, it took most of the day for the plague to recover.
"Damn human, I didn't provoke him, just give me a shot without saying a word, I know this thing is terrifying, but unfortunately it can't compete with the power of medicine, and finally fainted. I'm, at me. ”
Lin Yi said that he deserved it, and told him to run around, don't think that if you become a spirit, you can walk sideways in the world. There are many vicious and perverted humans in this world who have a perverted penchant for animals.
Hua Man bared his teeth angrily at Lin Yi: "It's not because of you, you offended the surname Cheng, so this guy will take revenge on me." ”
Lin Yi said in surprise: "Did Cheng Minfeng do it?" ”
"It's not him, who else, I went to the crew with you yesterday, I slept well in your lounge, he had to come in and disturb my sleep, I yelled at him, and he raised his hand and gave me a shot. Then I fainted. ”
Lin Yi was quite angry, but still asked him, "Then how are you going to clean him up?" ”
Hua Manheng thought about it, a hideous look flashed on his face, and a thick murderous aura appeared in his amber cat eyes.
"I'm a dignified flower fairy, and I actually let humans be bullied, how can I not repay this breath? I'll go settle accounts with him now. ”
Lin Yi said: "Remember, don't hurt his life." ”
This guy is still quite smart, although he is a black household, he has also done a lot of bad things, and there are countless dog lives, rat lives, snake lives, and bird lives under his hands, but there are no lives. Although the sin value is close to 10, as long as you are dedicated to goodness and accumulate virtue in ordinary times, you can still walk on the right path.
That night, Cheng Minfeng, who was in the same hotel, had a terrible nightmare, dreaming that he was chased by a huge tanuki, and was even bitten and beaten on the ground. I finally woke up from the dream, sweating profusely, my soul was unbearable, and there were traces of being bitten on my body, the pain was quite obvious, but there were no traces on my skin.
At first, he thought it was just a nightmare and didn't take it seriously, but when it was daylight, when Lin Yi and his pet Hua Manheng appeared in the crew together, Cheng Minfeng rubbed his eyes and asked Lin Yi with some weakness: "Isn't Hua Manheng lost?" ”
Lin Yi looked at him with a surprised look on his face and replied, "No, this guy always likes to run around, but when he gets tired of playing, he will come back by himself." ”
"Hmm......" Hua Man roared at Cheng Minfeng in a low voice, and clawed the ground, looking like he was going to bite him.
Cheng Minfeng swallowed his saliva and hurriedly took two steps back.
Lin Yi drank the flowers and let him play by himself.
Hua Manheng glared at Cheng Minfeng again, took a vertical leap, and after a while, the cat shadow disappeared.
Cheng Minfeng said without words: "This guy is quite flexible in climbing." ”
"Not only is his climbing ability strong, but his strength is also very great, don't underestimate his small size, even wolf dogs dare to bite." Lin Yi said meaningfully, "By the way, he still holds a grudge." ”
"Hold a grudge?"
"Yes, the owner who raised him once told me that one of his neighbors accidentally stepped on his tail, and he kept the family for a month. Either throw a dead mouse to his house, or terrorize other people's children. Don't bite each other's wires or pee on someone's pot. The most ruthless thing is that he has been pulling and urine on someone's windshield for a month. The neighbor collapsed, and eventually the whole family moved out. ”
Cheng Minfeng didn't believe that this was true, the dignified human actually let a beast be bullied away, it was unreasonable.
Lin Yi smiled slightly, and said earnestly: "Remember what I just said." ”
After that, Cheng Minfeng really felt the deep pressure from Hua Manheng.
Every time I rested, I would inadvertently see the cold gaze of the cheap cat on me, and bared my teeth at myself from time to time. The most hateful thing is that he deliberately knocked over his water glass in front of him, broke his cosmetics, and fled with a smoke in his roar.
At first, he endured it, but in the next two days, Hua Man intensified, in his seat, peed on his trouser leg, bit his charger, broke his mobile phone, and the most annoying thing is that he secretly stretched out the cat's leg repeatedly and tripped himself, causing him to fall several times and almost break his face.
He also asked Lin Yi to take care of his pets, but Lin Yi said: "It can't be done with flowers." Although this guy is naughty, he never affects everyone, don't believe you ask everyone. ”
The on-site staff, prop masters, scene masters, and photographers all said that Hua Manheng was really a cute little public act, well-behaved, cute and caring.
The photographer said that Hua Manheng often gave him a massage when he was resting, which greatly relieved his low back pain.
The scene designer also said that when he was working, Hua Manheng always helped him hand scissors and ropes, and even moved a stool for him who squatted for too long so that his feet were numb, which was really a smart and caring baby.
Other staff also said that Hua Manheng was very well-behaved and caring, and a female staff member even said that when she went shopping yesterday, she met a groping pig hand, or Hua Manheng helped her teach the other party a lesson, and gave the other party a big flower face, and the arm was also a deep three blood bars, and she jumped on the spot in pain, which was extremely relieved.
Even several directors also said that Hua Jiangheng was very well-behaved and very healing and decompressing.
An executive director said: "The day before yesterday, I went to the bathroom and accidentally dropped my wallet, but I was reminded by the flowers." ”
"Yesterday I met a big wild dog on the road and barked at me, it scared me to death at the time, Hua Manheng rushed forward without saying a word, and hit the big wild dog in the same place twice, and then ran away, but it was really amazing."
Other actors, whether out of selfishness or to tie up with Lin Yi, also said good things about Hua Manheng.
Cheng Minfeng had no choice but to swallow the evil anger in his heart, and said in his heart: It seems that the clear ones can't do it, and they can only come to the yin.
In private, Lin Yi asked Hua Manheng: "You have to be careful, this guy is probably going to be yin to you again." ”
Lao Qian also said to Hua Manheng: "Good end, why did you suddenly target Cheng Minfeng?" But did he offend you? ”
Lin Yi explained: "It should be that Hua Manheng was knocked unconscious by Cheng Minfeng and lost to the dog dealer, but fortunately, Hua Manheng was strong and escaped, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable." ”
"When it happened, how I don't know." Old Qian was shocked.
"I guessed afterwards." Lin Yi explained, "Hua Manheng has never disappeared for a whole day, and that night, he was embarrassed when he came back from outside, although he couldn't speak, but he went to pick up Cheng Minfeng's door that night, and I guessed that it might be Cheng Minfeng's ghost." ”
Old Qian bowed his head and asked Hua Manheng: "Is it true?" ”
Hua Hengman roared a few times, clawed the ground, and let out an angry muffled sound from his mouth.
Lao Qian said: "This Cheng Minfeng is really getting more and more unpresentable, I support you to take revenge on him." However, you should take it easy, and if you join the crew in the future, don't go to a remote place with few people, and beware of being blacked out by others. ”
Lin Yi said: "Don't worry, he is smart, he has learned a lesson, I believe that Cheng Minfeng will not have a chance to do it again." ”
A few days later, Cheng Minfeng was subjected to Hua Manheng's extreme revenge, in front of people, Hua Manheng is a good baby, everyone loves him, everyone loves him, Hua Manheng is also responsive, arousing everyone's love.
After the people, Hua Manheng changed his tricks to retaliate against Cheng Minfeng.
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