The crew of "It's Not a Joke" started shooting in Xinzheng.

The local departments concerned attached great importance to it, and even several bureau chiefs and ministers came to preside over the opening ceremony, and several major local media and newspapers also rushed to report on it.

is obviously just a drama with an investment of only 1.2 million, but it has a effect that can't be achieved with tens of millions of investments.

The blind sister was shocked, and quietly came to Ma Yudong's side, "Uncle, is this really a small movie as you said?" How she looks at it, how she doesn't feel like it.

It's nothing else, they Tang Ren is also a good film and television company in the magic capital, and they have never invited these big names to play.

Ma Yudong pursed his lips, he didn't know what to say at this moment.

After all, the investment is there...

The director, who was supposed to preside over the opening ceremony, was quite leisurely at this time, and even had time to chat with the leading actor of this play, "Dongzi, what's the matter, I didn't lie to you, our show has a strong support!"

Ma Yudong smiled bitterly: "The strength is really strong, but it also makes me feel a lot of pressure."

"I'm the only main actor in this play who isn't a local, and if I don't play well, I'll probably be disgusted by the whole of Henan, right?"

Lu Weiguo laughed, it's right to have pressure, what he wants is for Ma Yudong to shoulder the pressure, so that he will not be arrogant in the first major play.

Many movie actors will become invincible when they star in the first film, thinking that the crew is revolving around him.

I think I've made it to the sky.

I have seen a lot over the years, and Lu Weiguo has already developed a set of his own theories, and the above bureau chiefs have finished their speeches one after another.

He walked up to the stage and took in the tired looks of the crowd, "I'll say a few words."

"I'm glad that everyone is here, and I hope you can work together in the coming days."

"Alright, my speech is over, and I'm announcing that 'Not a Joke' is on!"

The audience cheered, firecrackers rang out, red flags were displayed, and people were crowded.

………

This time it was a story about a peasant director, and in order to save money, Lu Weiguo simply let all the actors live in a villager's house, and hired a few chefs to finish the job.

Ma Yudong secretly scolded the dog director!

It's even better than Ning Hao's grandson, and the changing room is even more directly closed with a curtain, Ma Yudong changed into a white vest and a blue undershirt outside.

The big head, that is, Ma Yudong's younger brother in this play, "Brother Dong, we have changed our clothes and will go out first."

Ma Yudong is as immobile as a mountain.

A few minutes later, a female makeup artist came out with a blind sister who had set her makeup.

The nurse has neither powder, nor gorgeous clothes, white hats and white clothes, but has a different beauty.

Sister Blind herself likes this dress, if she hadn't been selected by Sister K, then she would probably be a nurse.

Grabbing the skirt, he turned around happily, "Uncle, how is it, is it good-looking?"

"Not bad."

Only then did Ma Yudong finish his duties as the protector of the Dharma at the door, stood up, and said to the blind sister who was still looking in the mirror, "Don't be stinky and beautiful, everyone is waiting for you."

The two came to the main square at the entrance of the village, where the crew arranged the base camp, and there were seven or eight cars parked in the corner.

….

At this time, it shows that the actors are using the advantages of the locals.

Everyone met for the first time, but the night of the mouth added a little distance, no, the actor of Zhao Tianzhu, the fourth male in this play, said: "Big brother, what do you say Director Lu thinks, filming a local story, but finding a foreigner as the protagonist."

The big head smiled, "Let's make a movie, of course the leading actor has to find an actor with box office strength."

Zhao Tianzhu was still unhappy, and threw the cigarette butt on the ground, "You take care of the overall situation, I don't care about this, this is about to start, our leading actor is still holding his girlfriend at home."

Niang Xipi, the one named Ma Yudong, looks good

No, my girlfriend is very beautiful!

Dry!

Playing the role of the village chief is a personal essence, who has been working hard in the entertainment industry for many years, and he can see through what he thinks at a glance.

Shaking his head slightly, he has seen a lot of this kind of person, and he generally won't have any interest.

The eldest head is a disciple of an old artist, and he has nothing to say in terms of morality, "Let's be fair, if I had such a beautiful girlfriend, I would like to serve my girlfriend every day, holding and protecting me like a baby."

At this time, the crowd surged, and I saw Ma Yudong's beautiful girlfriend come to the scene.

As the saying goes: if you want to be pretty and filial.

The blind sister stood there coldly, without too much movement, but let dozens of rough men who were gagging together subconsciously lower their voices.

More than a dozen boys who had never seen the world stood up and silently packed up their clothes.

A few young men couldn't hold back their eyes and stared directly at the person in the painting.

Occasionally looked at the blind sister, but found that a pair of eyes were as clear as crystal, not angry or angry, rejecting people thousands of miles away, completely ignoring them.

Because those eyes left only the shadow of a man.

In the distance, Ma Yudong and Lu Weiguo discussed how to shoot this drama while walking.

Ma Yudong wanted to learn how to be a director, and Lu Weiguo asked him how Ning Hao made movies...

"Uncle!"

When the blind sister saw Ma Yudong again, she was like a different person, slapping her uncle's muscles.

Ma Yudong glanced at her with disgust.

It's a pity, such a good-looking girl, how can she be a crazy character...

Ma Yudong introduced the blind sister, "Director Lu, this is my friend..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Weiguo smiled, "I know her, Liu Shishi, the actor of Nightshade, right?"

The blind sister came to Ma Yudong's right side, and bowed her waist lightly with an extremely ladylike limelight, "Director Lu is good!"

Polite girl.

Lu Weiguo's praise was not stingy at all, "No wonder Dongzi keeps mentioning you, it's really good, you have good looks, and you are a rare woman in the entertainment industry in recent years."

The blind sister smiled and bent her eyes, but she always waited by Ma Yudong's side, giving him enough face.

Lu Weiguo touched his hair, "Am I disturbing you little two?"

Ma Yudong rolled his eyes, this director is a bit disrespectful? !

After Lu Weiguo left, Ma Yudong said to the blind sister, "Why don't you go to the shade of the tree, don't you bask in the sun?"

"Dry it." The blind sister covered her forehead with her palm, "But I'm afraid that my uncle won't see me at first sight."

….

「……」

Ma Yudong stopped, his expression was complicated, and the blind sister didn't know what she was saying at all.

He froze in place, then shook his head and smiled, this girl, usually quite confident, why didn't she know how attractive she was at this time?

Not to mention that this is a rural area, even in "Sword and Fairy III", Ma Yudong doesn't feel that she is any worse than the other two people.

In other words, under his phobia of women, he feels that Sanmei is a little unworthy of the name, and there is only one beauty.

Just a few dozen meters away, Ma Yudong had already discovered her, how could he not recognize her?

The blind sister found that the uncle was gone, and panicked, "Uncle, were you captured by the old witch?!"

The angry Ma Yudong knocked her on the head with the script, "What do you say, don't you see that everyone is looking at you with a look of foolishness? Next time, just hide in the shade of a tree, do you hear me?"

The blind sister covered the beaten place in pain, and Ma Yudong did not give up, "Uncle, my mother said that I am Qingbei's material, but I think I must have been damaged by you, and you have to support me for a lifetime."

Ma Yudong took out his mobile phone, "Hey, is it a mental hospital? I reported it, and a stupid girl ran out of her..."

The phone was snatched away, and the blind sister directly stuffed the phone into her pocket and crossed her waist, "You have the ability to come again!" Anyway, your cards are all

It's with me."

Speaking of the card, Ma Yudong remembered, and stretched out his hand, "Return the bank card to me."

"Don't."

"You're a scoundrel, aren't you?"

The blind sister stalked her neck, "Yes, it's a scoundrel, what's the matter? Sister-in-law Zhao told me before she came, a man can't have money in his hands, and if he has money, he will become bad."

She crossed her fingers and listed the charges one by one for the uncle:

1. I have a few dollars in my pocket, and with my uncle's hobbies and habits, I will definitely ask a few friends to go to drink and eat together.

Others are fine, but Xu Guangtou has a lot of fun on weekdays, what if Uncle Yi is taken bad?

Ma Yudong couldn't help but laugh, "I won't refute Xu Guangtou's point, you continue."

2, the uncle is now a big star, and there will definitely be many girls pounce on him when making movies.

In case a girl surnamed Pan Jin, or a girl named Daji, *** simply cut off your capital chain at the source.

With your character, uncle, you must not be able to pull down your face and let the girl pay for the house.

What he said was reasonable, but Ma Yudong didn't know how to refute it for a while.

「… Is there a third point?"

The blind sister glanced at him, "Yes!"

3. Uncle, your muscles need to go to the gym to exercise and maintain, but what is the situation in the gym, you should know better than me, uncle.

In order to prevent you from going to some unhealthy gyms without permission, uncle, I decided to get you a card near home, and I will accompany you to supervise each other in the future!

The blind sister is really attentive this time, but..."Then what should I do when I use the money? Why don't you send it to me?"

She took out a piece of paper and placed it on a table, "I'm not an unreasonable person, I'm just keeping this card for you."

….

"For example, uncle, you are filming in the countryside now, then according to the expenses you calculated for me before, one hundred per day!"

"Uncle, it will take two months for you to make this play... No, I'll give you three months, that's 9,200 yuan, and I'll make up another zero for you, 10,000 yuan!"

Ma Yudong sneered, you are quite generous.

The blind sister smiled, "I'll put this card here, and every penny I spend will be recorded in the ledger, and I will never make a mistake!"

Ma Yudong thought that he should apply for another card, but who knew that the blind sister saw through him, and added: "Uncle's salary in the future must also come in on time!"

Ma Yudong: ...... Are you a roundworm in his stomach?

Maybe the blind sister felt that she was a little incomprehensible, and hesitantly took out her card, "This is my salary card, and I will also put the money in my card when the time comes."

patted Ma Yudong's arm, "So that the uncle won't feel bullied, right?"

Ma Yudong snorted, this is about the same.

But he didn't know that the blind sister had already spent all the money in the card in order to buy a house, and the blind sister said to Ma Yudong's back: Uncle, I'm sorry~

………

Because Ma Yudong agreed to Zhao Laohan's warehouse treasure problem in advance, Lu Weiguo also agreed with his idea, so he decided to shoot the scene in the city first.

Lu Weiguo walked over with great interest, "Dongzi, let me introduce you, this is Yang Jia, the heroine of our play."

Yang Jia generously stretched out her hand, "Hello, my name is Yang Jia, a student of the 03rd class of the opera."

Ma Yudong shook it shallowly, "Hello, my name is Ma Yudong, the corner of this play."

"I've heard of you, a famous 100 million box office actor~"

It's her!

The blind sister remembered that when Ma Yudong went to put on makeup, several women had been staring at his muscles.

Even in the dressing room, the blind sister heard Yang Jia and other women talking about her uncle.

Hee-hee-ha-ha.

Coquette!

The blind sister didn't have a good impression of her, definitely not because her uncle was going to play a blind date with Yang Jia next.

That's right.

Yang Jia, as the Bai Fumei in this play, provided a lot of help to Ma Yudong when she made the movie, and in the end she was even more impressed by Ma Yudong's courage.

This is also a rare emotional scene since Ma Yudong has been filming for so long.

On the way to the town, the blind sister and Ma Yudong were in a car, and the blind sister kept telling Ma Yudong: "Uncle, let me tell you, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will lie."

Ma Yudong believed this, and asked her, "What about you, should I believe your words?"

The blind sister was stunned, but she didn't expect Ma Yudong to draw inferences.

This... If you say you believe it, doesn't that mean she's ugly?

I don't believe it, it's not shooting myself in the foot.

Dilemma...

The blind sister was silent for a moment, and then deceived herself, "Anyway, uncle, don't believe their words, they are all greedy for your body."

Ma Yudong grabbed the fingers that were sliding on his muscles through his clothes, "If you don't touch it, I may trust you more."

The blind sister didn't look like she was caught at all, but wrapped her fingers with her uncle, "That's different, they are all vixens, and I not only covet my uncle's body, but I also covet my uncle's heart~"

….

Ma Yudong is sick to his stomach, a good love story...

The car heard a big turntable here, and the local people slowed down the traffic a lot in order to cooperate with their shooting.

There were a lot of people gathered around to watch the excitement, Lu Weiguo wasted a lot of energy, and then he took the situation under control, he came over with the script, "Dongzi, how are you preparing?"

"It's all in my head."

"That's good." Lu Weiguo patted him on the shoulder, "Don't put too much pressure, you just think, if you succeed in this play!" You will get the recognition of the entire Henan audience, and then you will really soar from now on."

Lu Weiguo is very good at provoking the emotions of actors, and Ma Yudong is a little enthusiastic about what he said.

Is the audience of Henan recognized?

Gotta fight it! Ma Yudong looked at him with certainty, "Come on, I'm ready."

"Okay, we're ready to shoot."

「a！」

Ma Yudong, most of the people walked on the street, but Ma Yudong was wearing a white shirt and looking like a dog.

"Our village can't play the female eight-way?"

"That's not the right temperament, otherwise we can sit all morning?"

Ma Yudong didn't squeak, and at this time, a beautiful woman appeared at the crosswalk, "Good girl, she looks really good!"

The big head was happy, "That's my old classmate."

Ma Yudong said the first sentence at this time: "Lame, right?"

With a strong dialect, there are even vaguely some pronunciation habits of rural people.

Lu Weiguo's eyes lit up, Dongzi's language talent is okay, and he is looking forward to Ma Yudong's next performance.

The camera turned.

In a private room with a simple decoration style, Ma Yudong and a few people, plus Yang Jia, a female classmate with a big head, sat around a table.

Yang Jia said to the big head who was eating with his head bowed and said, "Big head, do you really want to make a movie?"

Big Head: "Really."

Yang Jia: "What's your name?"

Big Head: "I haven't named it yet."

Yang Jia: "Is there a script?"

The big head pointed at Ma Yudong, "That's all made up by the talented brother."

Ma Yudong was not happy, "Hey, what did my grandfather make up, that's all true."

He looked at Yang Jia, "The movie is about the anti-Japanese incident in my village, and the name is Devil Entering the Village."

That's not right!

Yang Jiayi frowned, "Isn't that Jiang Wen filmed?" I still have that disc, you can't lie to me."

Ma Yudong was about to break with her, and picked up a fast stick, "Their village is the same as my village."

It's different, the people in their village are too honest to fight the Japanese."

He raised another fast stick, "There is the Eighth Route Army and the underground party in my village, and I will kill Little Japan."

Yang Jia was a little interested, "So, is there a female eight-way?"

The big head interjected on the side, "My talented brother just wants you to play this role, and your temperament is very suitable."

Ma Yudong then added, "It's just an underground party, and I don't wear clothes."

Yang Jia's eyes widened, "What? No clothes! Are you an underground?!"

Ma Yudong always felt that this was teasing the other party.

At a very forty-five degree angle, there was a straight death ray aimed at him.

Ma Yudong coughed dryly, his eyes were a little floating, "Don't wear the clothes of the Eighth Route Army, plain clothes!"

….

The big head looked at the time, "Brother Cai, it's almost time for a blind date, you go first, your mother should talk about you again if it's late."

"So what are you going to do?"

"We'll come back later."

"Okay, then I'll go first." Ma Yudong got up and left.

"Card, I took a good shot just now, and I'll make up for it."

Ma Yudong came to sit down on a chair next to Lu Weiguo and watched the shooting with him, and Lu Weiguo also gave him a place.

This is an important condition for Ma Yudong to agree to the other party.

After reading it quickly, Lu Weiguo took Ma Yudong and handed him a cigarette, "What do you think?"

Ma Yudong savored the aftertaste and pointed to one of the points, "I'm an actor and don't know much about this, but I personally feel that the camera here is not in place."

"Oh? Elaborate."

Ma Yudong said some of his habits when making movies with Ning Hao, and Lu Weiguo fell silent after hearing it.

Ma Yudong: "That's what I said, Director Lu, you have to think it's okay, change it later, and if it doesn't work, continue to shoot like this." He doesn't point fingers at other people's territory.

Ma Yudong can be said to be a professional actor, but he is definitely a second-rate director.

He's not even close.

Professional matters should be handed over to professional people.

Lu Weiguo took a cigarette in his mouth, "It's okay, I'll shoot as you say later."

"Although our crew has limited investment, we can't afford to buy film tapes."

………

This is Ma Yudong's blind date scene.

It is also the scene that Ma Yudong is most reluctant to shoot now, and when he is putting on makeup, there is always a look of envy, jealousy and hatred in the mirror staring at him.

Lu Weiguo laughed a few times, "Dongzi, aren't you a professional actor, what's going on?"

Ma Yudong smiled bitterly, he is an actor, but he has never been on a blind date, and he doesn't have an impression in his mind, how can he act?

Lu Weiguo was happy, "Otherwise, how about I arrange a real blind date for you?"

As soon as these words came out, the blind sister's straight death demon eye was about to pierce Ma Yudong out of a few holes.

Ma Yudong feels that at this moment, he has no privacy under these eyes... "Let me slow down again."

Lu Weiguo was empathetic, "Do you need to leave this part for the last shot?"

But if Lu Weiguo hadn't said this in public, Ma Yudong might have been even more moved.

The blind sister's eyes are becoming more and more sharp.

Bite?

She's here, you can't shoot.

When she's gone, you can shoot?

Uncle, are you guarding against her? Or, uncle, what is there to see about you?

Uncle, you really don't want your little coffer?!

Ma Yudong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, for the happiness of the second half of his life, like a warrior who sees death as home, "No, shoot now!"

The corners of Lu Weiguo's mouth rose, okay, he admired Ma Yudong's spirit of not being afraid of death, "Everyone is ready."

The camera pans.

Ma Yudong looked down at the magazine, and suddenly the mobile phone in his chest rang

, connected, "Hey? Not yet, then Niel hasn't come yet."

"What?! You two ran away without checking out?"

"With your quality, do you still make movies and do art? Lose the people of our village!"

At this time, Ma Yudong's blind date, Yang Jia, the old classmate of the big head, appeared and said to the owner of the hair-cutting shop, "Yanli, sorry, I'm late."

….

Yanli, Ma Yudong's old classmate, that is, the tool man of this play, introduced: "Talented mother, this is Qiaoling, a talented blind date."

Ma Yudong complained bitterly...

Why is this world so small?

The two turtle grandchildren over there just left them there, and they became his blind date in this turn?

Ma Yudong hurriedly lifted the magazine and blocked his face, he had no face to see people.

But the more he was like this, the more curious Yang Jia became.

This dress, this dress... Why is it so familiar?

Closer, "It's you!"

Ma Yudong shook his head, "It's not me, it's not me."

Yang Jia raised her eyebrows coldly, and ripped off the magazine, "It's you, don't pretend!" With your quality, do you still make movies and engage in art? A bunch of liars!"

Slam the door and leave.

Leave a mess of chicken feathers.

Today's filming progress is very gratifying, and Lu Weiguo asked everyone to go back to rest early.

The blind sister walked over and looked directly at his uncle, Ma Yudong asked, "What's wrong?"

The blind sister didn't speak, just pulled the tie of his costume and brought the uncle back home.

Lu Weiguo saw that Ma Yudong and Sister Blind were a couple, so he divided the two into a room, which can be regarded as the welfare of the protagonist.

Only those young and strong young men were left to cry out.

Their white moonlight has become someone else's appearance...

When I returned home, the blind sister closed the door and pulled the curtains.

Frightened, Ma Yudong stood up, "What are you going to do? Don't mess around, this is the crew."

The blind sister stared straight at him.

Step by step like minions, like the steps of the devil.

Until the two of them were almost about to put it on.

The blind sister said faintly, "Uncle, don't you think you owe me something?"

"What?"

The blind sister raised her hand lightly and dotted it on his clothes... Scroll down...

Hook his first button...

Fireworks in full bloom