Chapter 144: The first blind date with my uncle

The blind sister raised her hand lightly and dotted it on his clothes...

Then hooked his first button.

Ma Yudong didn't care about anything else, and grabbed her hand firmly, "You say, what do you want to ***?"

The blind sister looked at him with great resentment, "Uncle, have you forgotten the wind and snow between us that night?"

Romantic?

Dream back to that night, that night~ Ma Yudong really didn't remember, "Which night are you referring to? That night in Egypt?"

The blind sister broke the work, cough cough cough...

Withdraw your hand and put it on your chest, this stinky uncle! Big pervert!

I don't want anything else, but I just remember the day she handed over her first kiss!

The blind sister turned to the side and reached out to touch the curtain on her head, "It was the night I asked you for the right lines, of course... I haven't forgotten that night in Egypt, no, I should say it's hard for me to forget..."

The blind sister is still talking about it, but Ma Yudong's attention is in other places at this time, such as the blind sister's back hill.

I have to say, it's really big, so can you really have a baby?

The scorching gaze burned the blind sister, and the blind sister hurriedly covered her ass and took a few steps back, "Uncle, where are you looking?!" Shame and anger!

Ma Yudong was also awakened.

Touching the tip of his nose, he turned sideways in embarrassment, "Do you want to talk to me about the lines in advance, okay?"

But the atmosphere has come to this, which has dissipated so quickly, and the blind sister's little face is getting hotter and hotter, "Big, uncle, you want to touch... If you touch it..."

The sound grew quieter and quieter, almost inaudible.

Ma Yudong sniffled and waved his hand, "I don't want to touch..."

Huh?!

Not touching, and not wanting to touch is not the same concept!

Ma Yudong knew that it was wrong to say anything at this time, so he could only sit up, take out the script, and try to change the topic, "Come on, let's have the right lines."

The blind sister sat across from him, staring at him viciously, waiting for him to give an explanation as to why he didn't want to touch it!

Cough... Ma Yudong couldn't resist the pressure anymore, "I just said something wrong, I want to touch, no... I mean, I don't want to touch it now..."

The classic language is incoherent.

Fortunately, the situation was broken by the food delivery outside, and it was the drama manager who came over with two boxes of lunch boxes.

Ma Yudong breathed a sigh of relief and opened the door, "I'm sorry for you."

The drama was happy, and his head poked in, "Brother Dong, am I not here at the right time?"

Ma Yudong's sandbag-sized fist tapped his head, "What do you think, what can you do in broad daylight?"

The drama pouted, but it wasn't necessarily.

Who knows what special hobbies you big stars have, besides, which good guy pulls the curtains in the daytime!

Ma Yudong raised his arm, "Talkative, don't you want to leave?"

The drama manager shrunk his neck and fled.

This is a master, the director has to coax, and the assistant director has to provide it.

Ma Yudong put the lunch box on the table and was about to open the curtains, but the blind sister stopped him: "Uncle, don't pull the curtains, I want to play against you."

"What does play have to do with pulling the curtains?"

The blind sister shook her head and pulled him into a chair, while she sat across from him.

turned the script to the page filmed today, and pointed to the blind date scene, "Uncle, I want to re-enact this scene with you!"

This one?

The blind sister nodded, she didn't pay attention for a while today, and let the uncle's precious first blind date be snatched away by others.

….

But today's blind date is not complete, so the blind sister will not give others another chance, she wants to take away the uncle's first blind date in person!

She's going to have to be possessive!

Ma Yudong saw that this farce would not accompany her, and she would definitely not let herself out of this door.

For the sake of their own fame

, reputation, Ma Yudong had no choice but to pick up the script, "What do you want to shoot?"

The blind sister has never been on a blind date, but she picked up her mobile phone and asked while looking at it, "First question: Uncle, how is your work situation?"

Ma Yudong rolled his eyes, "Don't you know?"

The blind sister shook her phone, "Uncle, be serious, I'm not joking!"

The corners of Ma Yudong's mouth twitched, and he picked up the fast, "A movie actor, he filmed "Crazy Racing" and "No Man's Land", and now he is the role of "Not a Joke".

The blind sister nodded, picked up her phone and looked at the second question: "What about hobbies?"

Ma Yudong: "Cooking, fitness."

"So, what about the family situation?"

"Refuse to answer."

"No, it must be answered."

Ma Yudong sneered, hasn't he eaten pork and never seen a pig run? "Next question, or I won't play with you."

His attitude was firm, and the blind sister pouted, "Then the next question."

His eyes widened, and a touch of crimson spread up the clouds, "Uncle, what are your requirements for choosing a mate?"

"It doesn't matter."

"This is important!"

The blind sister looked him in the eyes, "When you go on a blind date, you can ask the other party's mate selection requirements clearly, so as to avoid the problem of finding out that the other party is not the person you want in the future, and you can also find out whether the other party is compatible with you and whether you are the other half of the other party wants to find."

Ma Yudong thought about it, there is a little bit of truth...

Looking at the blind sister, "Actually, I don't have any requirements, but if I have to say it, it's better to have smaller eyes, a more straight nose, a bigger mouth, a taller body, and a bigger chest..."

When the blind sister first started, her heart was already cold, but the more she listened to it, the more wrong it became.

If she says one or two, she doesn't meet the requirements, but more and more I find that Ma Yudong is completely in the opposite direction of her...

This stinky uncle! The blind sister wrinkled her nose and said angrily, "The next question, the concept of love... That is, uncle, when do you think it is best to get married?"

"Uncle, you're 28 years old this year, are you planning to be 30 years ago? Or was it 35 years ago?"

"Uncle, I suggest that you are before 35, but if you have to be before 30, it's not impossible~"

Her second-hand small second bedroom has been renovated, and it may be a little small as a new house for two, but it also has a small taste.

The blind sister actually said to herself that she was shy!

What's wrong?

Ma Yudong opened the lunch box, the types of meals were okay, there were meat and vegetarian, "Let's eat."

The blind sister came back to her senses, "No, uncle, you haven't answered yet."

"Then 32, 33."

The blind sister remembered it in her heart, and after converting it, she was 26, 27...

It's okay to have a baby, her sister-in-law Zhao has said it, she has a big baby... Cough!

….

"Uncle, one last question!"

Ma Yudong didn't bother to pay attention to her, and took a big bite to eat, "Hurry up and eat, I'll have to pull a line in the toilet for you later, and press a light."

Blind Sister: ......

She will definitely fix the bathroom in her room in the future!!

Nothing was said all night.

The next day, Zhao Laohan followed the crew's car to transport props.

Ma Yudong stood up and explained to Lu Weiguo, and by the way, he also popularized it to the rest of the crew, "This is Brother Zhao, the prototype of the protagonist of our play, and now he is also our screenwriter."

Sure enough, the actors who despised Zhao Laohan also put away their little emotions at this time, and some even flattered them.

Zhao Laohan was a farmer, and he seemed at a loss at this time, Lu Weiguo smiled and said, "Dongzi, why don't you take Brother Zhao over there to rest for a while, and you will receive these props with me later."

Zhao Laohan stood up, "Director, I'd better keep these props, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do here."

This... Lu Weiguo was a little troubled

, they still have the props department idle.

Ma Yudong thought of a compromise method, "Director Lu and Brother Zhao might as well be like this, during the shooting, the props department will be in charge, after all, Brother Zhao, you can't distribute the props alone." When I go back to the village, let Director Lu arrange for Brother Zhao and the props to live in a room, and he will maintain the props, how about it?"

That's a wonderful idea!

Lu Weiguo agreed, looked at Zhao Laohan, Zhao Laohan hesitated, and nodded in agreement.

Lu Weiguo beckoned the others to come and get the clothes.

The group performance of the crew is not like those big crews in Hengdian, after signing for a few months, the crew are all people from the surrounding villages and towns.

Although they can't act, they often stare at the camera and laugh, but they are cheap!

After Ma Yudong cooperated with Ning Hao and Lu Weiguo, he also learned a lot of money-saving tricks.

However, Lu Weiguo and Ma Yudong, after all, the two cores of this play, will not always be by Zhao Laohan's side, and Zhao Laohan doesn't know anyone, so he can only squat on the stone.

Rubbing around, smacking lips, this is really a 'big, crew!'

At the beginning, his movie, up and down, was only one hundred and ten people, plus a broken camera in his hand, it was incomparable to this crew.

Zhao Laohan was full of confidence in Ma Yudong, and at this time, the blind sister passed by with a bag of food and stumbled upon Zhao Laohan on the side.

walked over, "Brother Zhao, you're here too."

Zhao Laohan looked at it, hey, he is still an acquaintance!

Looking at the blind sister dressed as a nurse, he asked, "Nurse? Why are you playing the nurse?"

The blind sister was stunned for a moment, and then remembered, "This is arranged for me by my uncle, saying that when Brother Zhao was filming the blasting scene, he injured several villager actors, and I was responsible for receiving and treating them in the hospital."

Blow up? Zhao Laohan ran a hand-rolled cigarette, "Hey, I just scratched some skin at the beginning, it just so happens that I am the village doctor, just apply some purple potion and it's over."

The blind sister gave Zhao Laohan a handful of melon seeds, but was refused, so she took out a cushion from the bag, "But after all, this is a movie, and you have to process the story."

Zhao Laohan spit out a mouthful of dry smoke, which blended with his white beard, "I understand this, after I finished filming the movie, some people told me this, but I didn't take it seriously."

….

He added, "But you are professional, so I will study and study with you."

The blind sister heard his voiceover, "Brother Zhao, do you still want to continue making movies?" She's been practicing in tongues these days.

"Well, there is indeed a script at home that has not yet taken shape, and maybe one day when the farm work is not busy, I will take time to shoot it."

The blind sister cheered for him, "Brother Zhao, if you need help, call your uncle, and my uncle and I will be back then."

Over there, Ma Yudong beckoned the blind sister over, and the blind sister handed over the snack bag to Brother Zhao for safekeeping, "What's the matter?"

Ma Yudong gave her the underlined lines, "You read it in dialect a few times, if you don't help me change it, I'll shoot your scene today."

It's so fast, the blind sister took the lines carefully

Follow the camera to the hospital.

Because of a mistake in the blasting during filming, a ghost actor was injured and sent to the hospital.

The blind sister helped her get out of the car.

The wounded man snorted and chirped, and his head was wounded.

Ma Yudong and several people were locked up in the bureau, holding a video camera's evidence, "Making movies, that's what you do? You think you're Ning Hao!"

This is Ma Yudong's suggestion, it just so happens that he has a good relationship with Ning Hao, and he can also damage this grandson.

Ma Yudong's face was smeared, "What's wrong with making a movie? That Ning Hao was also a bastard in the past, and he was hungry after the last meal."

in the hospital.

The blind sister came out with the injured and looked at the group of people in the corridor, "Eh, who is the family member of this 'Japanese devil?'"

The dialect is very good, at least the locals can understand it, and Director Lu Weiguo doesn't plan to delve into it.

Originally, people came to see Ma Yudong's face,

And what more do you need for such a beautiful little girl?

The first lady stood up, "I!"

The blind sister looked the other party up and down, holding the sick slip in her hand, "You are the mother of this 'Japanese devil?'"

The eldest lady was not happy, "Huh~ Why are you talking? You're the 'Japanese devil,!'

The corners of the blind sister's mouth twitched slightly, and she almost laughed out loud, this line is so funny! "I'm sorry Auntie, I didn't mean that, I meant the clothes on him..."

Auntie: "What's the matter?"

The blind sister gave her the list, "Go and pay the fee."

"What do I pay?" My child makes movies."

The blind sister spoke in a dialect, "Hey~ What are you making a movie, they're just having fun!"

After the filming, the blind sister was still a little unsatisfied, pestering her uncle, "It turns out that making movies is such a fun thing!"

"Isn't it fun?"

The blind sister nodded, she had a lot of fun.

Ma Yudong lowered his head and fiddled with his shoes, wiping the ashes, "Okay, it's good if you're happy, then when will you go back to the magic capital?"

The blind sister stared at him in surprise, she had just come back!

Ma Yudong continued to lower his head and didn't look at her, "It's nothing, if you don't go back, you won't go back, I just said it casually."

Wrong!

Something is wrong with her uncle!

The blind sister knows her uncle very well, and the other party rarely lies, but when she lies, she deliberately doesn't look into her eyes.

Don't... Her uncle wants to go to the foot washing room?

No, his money is all with her, he shouldn't have the money to go out and play!

….

Is that someone looking for him to hang out?

It is very likely that they all say that fox friends and dogs will not be able to take her uncle to death!

couldn't stand her scrutiny, Ma Yudong picked up the script, "I'm going to talk to Director Lu about the script, you can find a place to play by yourself."

The heart is empty... Ma Yudong came to Lu Weiguo's side, "Director Lu, I think there are some places in the script that need to be revised."

Oh?

This is the first time Ma Yudong has made a request, Lu Weiguo was a little surprised, and subconsciously became formal, "Which place?"

Ma Yudong pointed to this scene tremblingly, he was caught by his blind date Yang Jia because he was looking for investment.

Yang Jia took this opportunity to take revenge and let him take off his clothes...

Lu Weiguo, who was a human spirit, understood in an instant, glanced at the blind sister who was still looking here, and grinned, "This... Not really, right?"

Ma Yudong also knew that he was a little unreasonable, "Yes, forget it." A few years older in an instant.

Alas... He had to think about what to do with the explosive barrel of the blind sister next.

With her cautious personality, taking a fake blind date, she almost kissed him for the truth, this is going to be seen... He must not be eaten alive by her?

Could it be that he has ended 28 years of discipline?!

Lu Weiguo stopped him, and the old god was sitting there, cross-legged, "But I have another idea, do you want to hear it?"

Ma Yudong looked back, "What's your idea?"

Lu Weiguo smiled, picked up a branch and drew a few strokes on the ground: Ming Xiu plank road dark Chen Cang!

Fireworks in full bloom