317. "Boiling sheep, you are so rude~" [Asking for a monthly pass at the beginning of the month]

A long rooster croak sounded in Lin Li's ears, and he opened his eyes in a daze.

He fell asleep on the table again, and Lin Li was almost used to this kind of start.

This time, however, it was not the teacher or the other students who came into view, but a half-open transparent window.

The blue sky, melodious white clouds, a few kingfishers flew by.

Lin Li got up slightly, and the blue grass in his eyes was moving in a regular rhythm.

The morning breeze brings a fresh breath on the cheeks and brings a very refreshing feeling.

The air quality is excellent, Lin Li thinks that this can be packed up, hung on the Internet with the label "Qingqing Prairie Air", and then sold for 50 yuan a can, there should be a stupid ratio to buy.

Lin Li turned his head and saw a large bed first, followed by a bedside table, wardrobe and other furniture.

"It's ...... My home? Lin Li looked at his surroundings and whispered to himself.

He saw his hands with only four fingers, and the short white hair on his body.

There is a mirror in the room, so there is no need to make do with the reflection of the Excalibur, Lin Li came to the floor-to-ceiling mirror and looked at his appearance at the moment.

His current head is on the large side, except for his chin and face, the rest of the place is covered with white curly hair, clumps of cotton hair, on both sides of the top of the head, there are two sheep horns that are not sharp, Lin Li reached out and touched it, the texture is not bad.

The facial features are about one percent of the handsomeness of their own body, but even so, in the easy-to-understand words of this copy, it is still worth a hundred pleasant goats.

- The above is from Lin Li himself.

After confirming his appearance, Lin Li returned to the table in the room and began to look for information from it.

Lin Li opened the title page of the textbook, and sure enough, he found his name - Lin Yangyang.

After confirming his name, Lin Li was attracted by the words in the textbook.

"A long time ago, the ancestor of the sheep tribe came to the green grassland in order to escape the wolves, and built an iron gate on the bridge."

"The leader of the hungry wolf, Wu Da Wolf, can't get by, and a wolf has a bad idea, saying to lose weight."

"Wu Da Wolf thought the idea was good, and desperately reduced, reduced, reduced, until one day, he finally starved to death."

"Since then, there has been a legend of a hungry wolf in the world, as long as they want to eat fat sheep, they must be unlucky, in the year 3513 of the sheep calendar, the 250th grandson of Wu Da Wolf, the gray wolf, remembered the legend of the hungry wolf, and took his wife the red wolf, and came to the green grassland."

"As a result, a war between hungry wolves and sheep has reappeared."

"Is the origin of the series of stories, so the gray wolf has never been able to eat sheep, to some extent, it is also related to this hungry wolf legend, because of the curse left by the ancestors?" Lin Li laughed.

"Lin Yang Yang, Lin Yang Yang! Come out! Come out! ”

Before Lin Li could continue to read other content, there was a sudden knock at the door of the house.

Lin Li had no choice but to stop flipping through his hands and came to the door to open the door.

There was a lamb standing outside the door.

It's really a lamb, one-third smaller than Lin Li, and part of his height is still supported by a hairstyle that looks like poop on the top of his head.

Small eyes, small size, a yellow saliva towel hanging on his chest, holding a bag of potato chips at this time, enjoying it deliciously.

Obviously, the person who came was the lazy person in the sheep village, the lazy sheep!

"Lazy sheep, do you have anything to do with me?" Lin Li asked gently.

In Lin Li's impression, Lazy Sheep is a very likable character, and Lin Li likes it very much, especially after the portrayal of laziness in the later stage is not so serious - in the early stage, Lazy Sheep and Sheep caused a lot of trouble because he was too lazy.

"What are you looking for, the village chief is going to set off firecrackers, and we should have gone early, and both of us are going to be late.

You still want me to call you, why are you so lazy, it's really shameless, slightly! ”

The lazy sheep took a bite of potato chips, squinted his eyes comfortably, and taught Lin Li.

"Ah, that's it, I'm sorry, let's go." When Lin Li heard this, he smiled and admitted his mistake.

"Hmmm! Let's go. Lazy Sheep nodded and led the way in front, and after Lin Li summoned the stand-in and stayed at home, he followed.

Lin Li memorized the route, enjoyed the surrounding scenery, and finally set his eyes on the lazy sheep.

As if noticing Lin Li's sight, Lazy Sheep Sheep vigilantly covered the bag of potato chips, beware of Lin Li: "Lin Yangyang, what are you doing, do you want to eat my potato chips?" ”

"There is no such thing." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Hmm...... Mom told me I was going to be a good kid who would share. After hesitating for a while, Lazy Sheep took out a potato chip from the bag and handed it to Lin Li, but before Lin Li could take it, he began to hesitate again:

"Will there be too much of a piece, it's unhealthy to eat too many potato chips, if the forest sheep is not healthy, it will not be good, for the sake of his health, or only give him half a piece, my mother will definitely understand my kindness."

Looking at the lazy sheep who put a potato chip in two and put half a slice in his mouth, Lin Li gave him a thumbs up: "Thank you so much, lazy sheep!" Sacrificing oneself for others would rather make myself unhealthy than make me unhealthy. ”

"Don't praise me, I'm not that good." Lazy Sheep was a little embarrassed to be praised.

Soon, the two arrived at their destination.

"Yo, lazy sheep, what are you eating? Show me. A figure jumped up to the lazy sheep, took the bag of chips from his hand, and held it high above his head.

The bronzed skin that looks very special in the sheep village, has the skin color potential to become the most popular commodity in the nineteenth century, the bare limbs have traces of muscles, triangular bangs, thick eyebrows, he is the physical responsibility of the sheep village - boiling sheep sheep.

"Give me back the chips, boiling sheep! Give me back the chips! "Half of his life was snatched away, and the lazy sheep was annoyed by the boiling sheep, 'yelling' and scolding, while trying to snatch back the potato chips.

"Don't give, don't give, hehehehe!" Boiling sheep playing lazy sheep sheep.

Every time the lazy sheep jumps, the height above the ground is about ...... One centimeter, this can't even match the height difference between him and Boiling Sheep, and he can't grab it at all.

"Boiling sheep, you are so rude~"

A female voice came from behind the boiling sheep.

The visitor has a unique pink horn, each with a pink bow tied on the horn, a pink scarf around the neck, and oblique bangs, there is no doubt that she is the most beautiful sheep in the sheep village, and the object of admiration of the boiling sheep.

"Can you stop bullying lazy sheep, I'm really ashamed, I look down on people like you the most." Mei Yang Yang looked at the boiling sheep with some disgust.

"Hey, Mei Yangyang, I didn't bully Lazy Yangyang, I'm joking with him." As soon as Mei Yang Yang said it, Boiling Yang Yang immediately became a little embarrassed, and hurriedly returned the potato chips to Lazy Yang Yang.

"Humph! Briefly! The lazy sheep who took back the potato chips breathed a sigh of relief and pulled his lower eyelid to grimace at the boiling sheep.

"Bell bell bellβ€”"

Lin Li heard the sound of bells and footsteps, turned around, and saw a figure moving at high speed.

"Yo, lazy sheep, what are you eating? Show me. The figure also jumped up to the lazy sheep, snatched the bag of chips from his hand, and held it high above his head.

The blue collar hangs a yellow bell, drop-shaped bangs, and the fastest sheep in the sheep village, the Pleasant Goat.

"Why again! Give me back the chips, Pleasant Goat! Give me back the chips! The potato chips, which had just returned to his hands for less than half a minute, disappeared again, and the lazy sheep once again entered a state of impotence and rage.

Because of the physical exertion, this time he could only take off 0.9 centimeters per jump.

"Don't give, don't give, hehehehe!" The Pleasant Goat plays with the lazy goat.

"Hey, Pleasant Goat, what are you doing!" The object of admiration is around, and now is the moment to redeem his image, Boiling Sheep Sheep seized this opportunity, stepped forward, and shouted:

"Pleasant Goat, you are so rude! Can you stop bullying lazy sheep, it's really shameless, bullying the small, I look down on people like you the most! ”

Lin Li buttoned his ears, very familiar.

"Oh, Boiling Sheep, why are you yelling so loudly~" The beautiful sheep beside Boiling Sheep covered her ears and said with some resentment.

"I'm sorry Meiyang, I just want to stop Pleasant Goat." Boiling Yang Yang hurriedly apologized.

"What are you stopping the Pleasant Goat? Don't you see, he's joking with the lazy sheep, you see, the pleasant goat and the lazy sheep laugh so happily, the pleasant goat is really a good sheep, likes to enliven the atmosphere, and is willing to play with the lazy sheep~

I like this sheep the most~"

Mei Yang Yang looked at Pleasant Goat with a smile and said, and then when her eyes shifted to Boiling Yang Yang, she became disgusted again.

Lin Li rubbed his eyes, when was the lazy sheep laughing, wasn't he still in a state of anger?

Not sure, I'll take another look.

Lazy Sheep: "Give it back!" Give it back! Pleasant Goat, I hate you! ”

Confirmed.

"Ah??? This...... He...... I...... Isn't it the same? The worldview of the boiling sheep collapsed, pointing to the pleasant sheep and looking at the beautiful sheep, incoherent.

"Where are you the same as the Pleasant Goat, it's not the same at all, hum!" Mei Yangyang puffed out her mouth, turned her head and snorted arrogantly.

"Don't be angry with the beautiful sheep, I was wrong, the pleasant sheep is a good sheep! I'm sorry! I also like Pleasant Goat the most! Seeing that Mei Yang Yang was angry, Boiling Yang Yang immediately panicked and stepped forward to comfort him.

β€œ6。” Lin Li sighed silently.

No wonder later netizens spoofed the picture: "Boiling sheep, push it quickly, he has no strength." ”

This is a good interpretation of the relationship between the three.

"Kids, stop making trouble, hurry up, it's time to set off firecrackers."

Not far away, an elderly sheep riding a pink snail, greeting everyone in the distance, wearing thick glasses, with a middle-parted hairstyle, if he appeared fifteen years later, he would explode if he looked at it more, he was the head of the sheep village, slow sheep sheep.

As long as you start thinking about it, wisdom leaves will grow on your head, and today I wore a red suit, which is especially festive.

There is also a huge sheep beside the slow sheep, surrounded by a pink ribbon, straddled a pink love bag - warm sheep sheep.

The reason why the size of the warm sheep sheep is so huge is because she is not actually a sheep, but belongs to the argali, and successfully recognized her ancestors in the "Games" series, although the body is huge, but it is very gentle, and her personality is the best in the sheep village.

Lin Li looked at the snail, a little familiar.

"Crackling, crackling~~~"

In front of Slow Sheep's house, firecrackers rang out, and the couplet at the door was also opened, revealing the contents inside.

"Celebrate the 100th anniversary of the village chief's tenure, welcome the New Year and go to Yangcun."

"Double happiness is coming!" The sheep immediately stepped forward to congratulate the village chief.

"Keep it low, keep it low." Slow Sheep said embarrassedly, then lowered his head to the snail and said: "It's been a hundred years, we've known each other for a hundred years, old man, we can't be backward elements, let's go, hurry up to the barber shop to freshen up!" ”

The snail under the crotch nodded when he heard this, but he didn't take a few steps before he suddenly fainted on the ground, and the slow sheep also fell.

"It's ...... Bullish? Looking at the words "New Year" and the snail, Lin Li realized that he was in the plot in hindsight.

"Uncle Snail, you're bleeding!" Next to the snail, there was a pool of pink blood.

"How is it this color?" Looking at the color of the blood, Slow Sheep looked worried.

"Village Chief, what's wrong with Uncle Snail?"

"The snail's bullish spirit is gone, and the plague is back!"

"Ah, the Great Plague!" Hearing such a horrific description, the lambs were shocked.

"Yes, all healthy animals have vitality in their bodies, sheep are called sheep gas, snails are called cow gas......"

"Village chief, why don't you call it snails?" Someone asked.

Everyone looked over.

Well, that person is Lin Li.

"Uh......" Slow Sheep was speechless for a while, "It should be taken according to the last word of the animal's name, right?" ”

"The scorpion is called Ziqi, and the jellyfish is called Maqi, right?" Lin Li suddenly realized and drew inferences from one example.

"This ......" Slow Sheep was speechless again, he frowned, and the top of his head began to grow wisdom leaves frantically: "Let me think about it for a while, and then give you the answer." ”

"Ahem-" The snail vomited blood again: "No, isn't it a little unnecessary for you to study this now?" ”

I'm going to die! What's the snail spirit? Is this appropriate?

"Lin Yangyang, don't interrupt!" Mei Yang Yang said.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I'm sorry. Lin Li immediately apologized, and then whispered: "This question has been held in my heart for more than ten years, don't ask ...... unhappy."

"Village chief, you go on."

"Okay, this kind of qi is very important to us, if the qi is weak, you will get sick, and if you lose your breath, you will die, the plague a hundred years ago took many lives, in order to save everyone, the first generation of the village chief of Yang Village was soft and sleepless, and finally found a way to cure the disease."

Slow Sheep begins to tell the story of a hundred years ago.

They also possess the ability to describe the past tense as immersive.

The culprit of the plague is the germs on this snail that has also lived for a hundred years.

"Give me the miniature potion and anti-virus spray." Soft Mian said to the slow sheep, who was still young at the time.

"Village chief, let me go, it's too dangerous this time, you're too old, let me go!"

"You're a good boy, let's make a decision on rock-paper-scissors." Soft nodded.

"Good! Rock - scissors - paper! ”

Soft Mian made a fist, and Slow Sheep came out of the cloth, but unfortunately he lost - because Soft Mian's fist hit Slow Sheep and Sheep's head, and Soft Sheep is good at convincing people with force.

When the slow sheep woke up, the snail was healthy, but the village chief was gone.

"I have always believed that the village chief of Soft Mianmian is not dead, and I have been waiting for him." Slow Sheep sighed and said.

"Another hundred years have passed, how can it be that he hasn't died, the village chief of the soft cotton should already be hard." Lazy Sheep whispered on the side.

Grass.

Lin Li didn't look up at the sky, not letting himself laugh - he was worried that laughing like this would deduct his merits.

Lazy sheep, you can talk.

Although it turns out that Squishy is indeed not dead, she is imprisoned in the cage of the snail's inner world.

"I didn't expect that the village chief didn't come back, but the plague came back first." Slow Sheep commanded the crowd and moved the unconscious snail to the laboratory.

Slow Sheep then opened the room's mechanism, and the floor was opened, revealing a large amount of potions underneath.

"These are the miniature potions and sterilization sprays that the village chief invented in the first place." Slow Sheep took out a bottle and introduced it to everyone: "If I can't come back this time, you can go to Uncle Dao Yang to be your new village head!" ”

Before Slow Yangyang's words fell, he suddenly showed a painful look, and everyone immediately stepped forward with concern.

"Toilet! Lavatory! But before everyone could ask what was wrong, the slow sheep finally stopped slowing down, and the fast sheep ran to the toilet.

Pleasant Goat looked at the slow sheep in the distance, his eyes were firm, and he picked up the injection equipment equipped with the miniature potion left here by the other party.

"The village chief is so old, we can't let the old man go on an adventure alone, right?" Pleasant Goat said.

"Actually, I don't think it's appropriate......" Lazy Sheep whispered.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, he didn't expect the timid and fearful lazy sheep to have this kind of heart! Okay, good, I misread you! High wind and bright festival lazy sheep sheep!

"Uncle Dao Yang is not suitable to be the village chief, the village chief's last words, if only I were destined to be the village chief, I will have countless snacks to eat, the village chief is really ignorant." Lazy Sheep said.

Lin Li: When the idea I just had never existed.

"Have you forgotten that there is still me as a buddy!" When Boiling Goat heard this, how could he let Pleasant Goat be a hero alone, he immediately showed his manhood and patted his chest at Pleasant Goat:

"We, the Three Musketeers of the Prairie, want to punish evil and promote good together!"

Originally, it was nothing, but when the lazy sheep heard the term "Three Musketeers of the Prairie", he immediately covered his stomach: "Oops, my stomach also hurts a little, I'll go and ...... with the village chief"

"Huh?" Boiling Sheep Yang directly retreated and closed the door of the laboratory, staring at Lazy Sheep with a smile, "Lazy Sheep, are you right?" ”

"Yes, you're right, but 'my belly' is a ......" lazy sheep clutched his belly.

Lin Li listened to this sentence and suddenly remembered a two-word game.

The boiling sheep began to break the joints, making a crackling sound.

"It doesn't hurt anymore! It doesn't hurt at all! Lazy Sheep gasped, stood up straight, and gave a standard salute.

"I'm going too!" Mei Yang Yang also said with concern at this time.

In the voice of discussion, Lin Li looked at his system interface.

【Mission:

[Quest Completion Requirements: Expulsion or Destruction of Anomaly.] 】

[Main quest (1/3): Make sure that the story line of the snail's journey is normal.] 】

[Mission Reminder: "Happy Everyone."] 】

【Reward: [Mystic Gift 1]*1]

[Mystic Gift 1: It can be opened after gaining insight into the source of the anomaly, and after use, you will choose one of the four abilities to obtain. 】

{Ask for a monthly pass at the beginning of the month!!! }

The new dungeon sets sail, and you will ask for a monthly pass at the beginning of the month!!!

(End of chapter)