318. Despicable Outlander [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
After all, there is still a world of problems.
Expulsion or extermination? There seem to be two options this time, don't you need to kill the other party completely? Watching the dungeon complete the task, Lin Li frowned slightly.
When the eyes turn to the main quest (1/3) and finish reading, this trip to the snail's body must be carried out by itself.
Since the task is here, it means that if you don't interfere, the ending of "Bull Spirit" will definitely change.
As for the reward of this mission, it seems a little weird, and it can only be opened after you have an insight into the anomaly, judging from the serial number of the reward 1, Lin Li reasonably suspects that the main quest 2 and 3 in the back, I'm afraid the rewards are also mysterious gifts 2 and 3 respectively.
Thereupon.
"What three musketeers of the grassland, they are clearly four musketeers!" Lin Li had a handsome face, as if he had joined the Jelly Three Musketeers, and stood firmly in front of Pleasant Goat and others, and said sonorously.
"Huh? No, no, no! Seeing this, Lazy Sheep looked slightly condensed, and waved his hand heavily, "How good the number three is, four homophonic sounds, it's not good, it can't be changed, it can only be three musketeers." ”
"Lazy sheep, don't worry about me, I'm not afraid of danger." Lin Li's eyes were firm, and he thanked the lazy sheep politely, he deserved to be a good buddy who was willing to take the initiative to divide half a piece of potato chips.
"No, my idea is that otherwise, I'll quit the Three Musketeers of the Prairie and let Lin Yangyang join! Isn't that a good three, isn't it? That's it! ”
Lazy Sheep high-fived with his fist, and after getting the 'perfect' solution, he took two steps back, looking at the 'Three Musketeers of the New Prairie', with tears in his eyes and a sincere gaze:
"The Three Musketeers! Have a nice trip! Return safely! I'm waiting for you here! ”
The Three Musketeers of the New Grassland, including Lin Li, fell silent at the same time.
So a certain black-skinned sheep began to violently enforce the law.
"Stop fighting, don't fight! Boiling sheep sheep, I'll go, I'll go! Don't fight again! If you hit me again, I'm going to turn my face! I flipped it! I really flipped it! I'm really flipped! I'm really, really whin-"
In this situation, neither Pleasant Goat nor Lin Li persuaded him.
Some sheep do not go up for three days.
"Can I go too?" After the lazy sheep cried and put on the equipment, the warm sheep sheep also raised his hand.
"No, Nuan Yangyang, we are all leaving, what should the village chief and Yang Village do, someone must guard here, this task needs to be handed over to you!" Pleasant Goat explained seriously.
"Okay." Nuan Yang Yang also felt reasonable and nodded.
After the division of labor was clear, Lin Li and the five people picked up the miniature potion and injection device and began to inject the potion into their bodies.
Lin Li was the last, and without others noticing, he quietly took a few more tubes of miniature potion and stored them in the space behind him.
This kind of thing is a prop, so it's right to take more of it, and you can use it all the time when you put it in the space behind you anyway.
"There are two black holes! It's scary! After injecting the potion, the five people floated in the air, and the lazy sheep suddenly shouted in panic.
There seems to be a dark forest in the black hole.
"Rational analysis, is there a possibility, that is the nostrils of the warm sheep." After taking one more look, Lin Li squinted at the lazy sheep.
"Oh, it seems to be." Lazy Sheep scratched his cheeks embarrassedly.
"Alright, without further ado, let's hurry into the snail's body!" As the leader of the team, looking at the colorful passage leading to the snail's body, the Pleasant Goat took the lead in flying over, and in the process of flying, his body was still shrinking, and Lin Li followed.
In the end, the five of them turned into microorganisms and fell to the ground in the small world inside the snail.
The pink sky and the endless pink land appear in front of the forest, and it has a dreamy atmosphere.
"Which way are you going?" Lin Li got up and looked around, but he didn't know how to put his feet.
In the movie, because it involves the dual perspectives of the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf, many plots are skipped, and the details are not taken care of, so even if Lin Li has the perspective of God, he doesn't know how to go now.
Worried that he would introduce the plot into an unfamiliar range, he didn't dare to act rashly.
"Let's go along the path here first, see where it leads, I don't know if there are any living creatures here." Pleasant Goat touched his chin and thought for a while before coming to a conclusion.
Lin Li nodded.
"I'm so tired and tired, I can't walk!" After the group walked aimlessly for a while, the lazy sheep rolled on the ground.
"Don't mess around! We've got to hurry! Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up......" Boiling Sheep rolled his eyes.
"Nasty boiling sheep." Lazy Sheep grimaced and stood up helplessly.
"Come on, lazy sheep." Pleasant Goat also comforted.
"Wait a minute, why is the boiling sheep gone? Didn't you just talk? After comforting the Pleasant Goat who turned his head, his hair stood on end, and he was shocked to find that the boiling goat who had just walked in front was gone!
"Although I hate you, boiling sheep, I will still burn more paper money for you." Hearing this, Lazy Sheep took out a black and white photo of Boiling Sheep from behind his back and wiped it sadly.
Lin Li smiled, he remembered that there was an episode of Lazy Goat after the Pleasant Goat was caught, and the speed of taking out black and white photos was also quite fast and skillful.
He is worthy of being a lazy king.
"It's a little too early to mourn, the boiling sheep just fell into the pit." Lin Li gently knocked on the head of the lazy sheep and dragged the boiling sheep that fell into the pit.
"Boiling sheep, why don't you say a word when you fall, in order to pretend to be tough in front of the beautiful sheep, it won't be like this." Lin Li whispered.
“…… My head was just buried in the ground. The corners of the boiling sheep's mouth twitched, "Don't you want to scream?" I can't call it out! ”
"Oh." Lin Li suddenly realized.
"Boiling sheep, be careful, why are you stupider than lazy sheep?" Mei Yang Yang said dissatisfiedly.
"That's it, boiling sheep, be careful, how can you be the same as Meiyangyang." Hearing Mei Yangyang's words, Lazy Yang Yang pouted.
"Who are you talking about?" Mei Yang Yang looked at the lazy sheep sheep.
"I don't know who I'm talking about, maybe I'm talking nonsense?" The lazy sheep stuck out his tongue and began to be yin and yang.
The lazy boss always fights back very quickly against the attack of the beautiful sheep.
"Alright, alright, stop arguing!" Pleasant goats come out and thin mud.
"What! How to dig holes, the people here are too immoral! Boiling Sheep looked at the road ahead, countless potholes, and complained.
"As bad as a wolf." Lazy sheep evaluation.
Lin Li, who still vaguely remembers the plot, knows that this is dug by the gray wolf, he is also in the snail's body at the moment, and he should be caught in the Black Bull Army immediately, and with his rhetoric, he will also become the commander-in-chief.
In the snail world in "Bull Spirit", there are three kinds of creatures, black cows, white cows, and scalpers, among which the black cow country and the white cow country are enemies of each other, and believe that the other party is the culprit that causes the plague, but in fact, the scalper army hidden behind the scenes and triggering the contradictions between the two countries is the real source of the crisis.
"Ouch! Help me! Help me! Just as Lin Li was recalling the plot, a cry for help came from the distant pothole.
When the group rushed over and rescued them, they saw a strange creature:
His face occupies most of his body, and he has three eyes, black ears and legs, a dark circle in his right eye, and white in the rest of his body.
One of the protagonists in "Bull Spirit" - Dong Dong Qiang.
"Who are you?" Pleasant Goat asked.
"I am the warrior of the White Bull Country!" Dong Dong replied.
"How brave? I'm super brave, too! Lin Li reached out and pushed the bridge of his nose and found that he had no glasses.
"Our king praises me, one man is worth a thousand ordinary white bull soldiers!" Dong Dong said proudly.
"That's amazing! That's great! Can you take us to the White Bull Country? "Pleasant Goat was a bit of a surprise.
"No, no, we're busy fighting!" Hearing this, he felt a little weak, and then ran away as soon as he slipped away.
Lin Li silently counted three two one in his heart.
"Help! Help me! Sure enough, within a few seconds, the sound of a knock for help rang out from not far away.
When everyone approached, an ordinary soldier of the White Bull Country was beating Dong Dong Qiang.
Seeing this, the boiling sheep directly collided with the other party and flew up.
"What people!" The soldier frowned and looked at Lin Li and the others.
"Why are you bullying him!" Pleasant Goat stands in front of Dong Dong.
"Don't you know he's a deserter?" The soldier said, pointing to Dong Dong.
"Huh?" Pleasant Goat didn't expect this situation, and was stunned for a while: "He's a deserter?" Didn't he just say he was a warrior? ”
"Who are you?" The soldier asked in hindsight, "Come on, let's catch them together and recharge the army!" ”
At the soldier's command, a large number of soldiers surrounded him.
Lin Li did not resist, so far, he has not noticed anything abnormal, and he does not intend to act rashly.
"I'm sorry for bothering you." On the way to escort the White Bull Kingdom, Dong Dongqiang said apologetically to Pleasant Goat and others.
"I can't blame you either, my name is Pleasant Goat, and they are my friends. What about you? What is your name? Pleasant Goat said.
"My name is Knock Knock."
"Why do you have such special eye circles?" Pleasant Goat was a little puzzled.
"Because ......" Dong Dong Qiang told the origin of his life experience.
His mother is a nurse in the Black Bull Country, but his father is a soldier in the White Bull Country, and they meet and fall in love in a war.
- The way of fighting in this world is also interesting, in addition to the regular punches to the flesh, you can live and die, there is also a way to use rock-paper-scissors by the tail, and the winner will assimilate the loser into his teammates.
Dongdongqiang's parents' love was not allowed, so they had to hide in the mountains and old forests, but their parents died in an accident, and Dongdongqiang was finally brought back by Bainiuguo, but because of the dark circles, he was discriminated against.
"Woo woo, don't be sad." Mei Yangyang, who has strong empathy ability, has begun to choke after hearing this story.
"Understood, you must not stay up late, you will be discriminated against if you get out of the dark circles." The lazy sheep who did not eat oil and salt also came to their own insights, and Lin Li was very pleased.
"So you're a deserter, huh? Didn't you say you were a warrior? Boiling sheep and sheep care more about this, "What are you lying to us with one enemy and a thousand?" ”
"The king of the White Bull Kingdom really said this!" Dong Dong Qiang seemed very confident at this time.
"Ah, why should you be a deserter when you are so strong!" Boiling sheep sheep puzzled.
Dong Dong Qiang is no longer confident, and some of his heart is too weak.
The soldiers who were escorting a few people on the side finally couldn't listen anymore: "What our king said is that this kid dragged a thousand-person team by himself!" Can this also be counted as one against a thousand? I really can't stand it anymore! ”
Boiling Sheep: "......"
"You just said that it was worth a thousand......" was demolished, and Dong Dongqiang said with some resentment.
"Fill the army, fill the army, all fill the army, and it is the advance army, when you fight, stand in the first row!" In the face of Lin Li and the others, after the king made such a judgment, he threw the group into the barracks.
Although it is a compulsory conscription, but in fact, there is no difference in treatment, and the group was also assigned their own small tent, and the lazy sheep and sheep are full of praise for the special jelly here.
Lin Li was looking for the 'anomaly', but to no avail.
The war also came very quickly, and in the afternoon of the same day, an alarm was raised in the White Bull barracks.
"It's a war! There was a war! Pick up your weapons and get ready to go to war! "Logistics soldiers who manage ordnance and distribute weapons in the barracks.
Boiling sheep, who had already worn special war glasses and clothes, did not have the slightest fear of war, but looked forward to it with joy: "War! There must be a powerful weapon! I want a cannon! I want an RPG! ”
"Boiling sheep, yours!" The logistics troops came to him and handed him the weapons he was expecting.
"Good! My weapon is-"
Flyswatter.
“……”
Boiling sheep: "If you don't fight this war, you can't do it." ”
"Are there any other weapons?" Boiling Sheep Sheep is really tasteless, and said listlessly.
"Yes, do you want to change it?" Pleasant Goat stepped forward at this time.
"If you want to change, you have to change!" Boiling Sheep immediately nodded.
"Shhhh Pleasant Goat took out the weapon he had been given.
The mini version of the fly swatter is the same length as the finger and is suitable for pinching the index finger and thumb.
“……”
"Forget it, I still won't change it, and suddenly I feel that my weapon is actually quite good."
"I have something else, do you want to change it?" Lin Li also stepped forward at this time.
"No, no, I can see that my fly swatter is the biggest, so I won't change it with you!" Boiling sheep learned to be smart, and held his fly swatter like a baby, and refused.
"Well, then my "careless superman's careless bazooka", maybe a rocket that can shoot a rocket with the power of a nuclear bomb, so keep it for myself." Lin Li took out a bazooka and put it on his shoulder, turned around and left, without hesitation.
“……”
Boiling Sheep Sheep: "??? ”
"Pleasant goat, what is Lin Yangyang carrying on his shoulders?" Boiling Sheep asked expressionlessly.
"Hmm...... Bazooka. Pleasant Goat replied honestly.
"Then why are we fly swatters?" Boiling sheep envy, jealousy and hatred.
"I asked, he brought it himself, not from Bainiu Guofa." Pleasant Goat spread his hands.
"I'm much better that way." Boiling Yang Yang nodded, but before he could finish his head, he reacted again: "That's not right!" Why do some sheep carry bazookas with them? Isn't that weirder?! ”
"And the sheep carry hammocks with them." The Pleasant Goat numbly pointed to the side of the Boiling Goat.
The neatly dressed lazy sheep fell asleep between the two buildings, and the fly swatter he was assigned was used by him to scratch his back.
"Lazy sheep, it's a war, don't sleep!" Boiling sheep shouted.
"Cooking!?" The lazy sheep immediately became energetic.
It's time to eat - the lazy sheep ate a fist of the boiling sheep.
……
On the battlefield, the two countries faced off against each other.
On the side of the White Bull Country, there are Lin Lizhi waiting for sheep to stand at the front, while on the side of the Black Bull Country, there is a gray wolf with an orange patched hat on his head and a narrow scar on his face - the gray wolf.
Unlike the White Bull Army, the Black Bull carries additional equipment - the 1,000 tanks that the Big Wolf taught them to build.
But the way it is used is too rustic - it is pushed.
After all, it is easy to injure soldiers and see red, so it is not suitable for children to go to the cinema for the New Year.
"All the troops! Meet the enemy! The lead soldier began to beat the drum.
"I'm here to protect you!"
Hearing this, Lazy Sheep looked resolute, took a step back, and protected everyone in front of him.
Boiling Sheep and Pleasant Goat were too lazy to care about Lazy Sheep at this time, and they were used to his actions, so they took the lead in rushing to each other.
This kind of battle is not difficult for Lin Li, but with this kind of opponent, he has no problem killing through a road alone, but he didn't do anything, while keeping his eyes on the sheep and the gray wolf, he casually found a Black Bull Army opponent.
"How's rock-paper-scissors?" Lin Li invited to fight.
I've played with hundreds of rock-paper-scissors with myself, and I think I'm a master.
"Good!" The Black Bull Soldier's eyes narrowed.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
The forest stood out of the stones, and the black bull soldiers came out of the cloth.
Lin Li: "......"
"I won!" The Black Bull Soldier was overjoyed, jumped up, shot a red light from his glasses, and scanned Lin Li.
Lin Li didn't feel anything.
After all, I have a different structure from them.
"Why are you still white?" After the scanning, the other party looked at the white cotton wool on Lin Li's body and was a little puzzled.
"You say, is there a possibility, in fact, you just slowed out, so it doesn't count, so I didn't lose in judgment, so you can't assimilate me, we have to do it again." Lin Li said.
"Makes sense!" The black bull suddenly realized.
"Although you are slow, but only a little slower, in my eyes, in fact, you really win, I don't think you take advantage of me, I am convinced, so this is still a stone for me, you are out of the cloth, let you win, is it okay?" Lin Li is good at it.
"Although you look very strange, but people are still strange, thank you, kind foreigner, that's it!" The Black Bull Soldier smiled.
"Hmm!"
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
Lin stood out the scissors, and the black bull soldiers came out of the cloth.
The black bull looked at Lin Li's hand, then at his tail, and when he felt the light of Lin Li's glasses already shining on him, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Despicable foreigner......"
……
"Bump—"
Firecrackers suddenly set off in the sky, and Lin Li looked up, it was the Pleasant Goat that launched.
The firecrackers were strapped with miniature potions, and in the 'rain' that was produced after the explosion, all tanks became the size of the soles of their feet.
The Black Bull Army, which had lost its equipment advantage, was immediately counterattacked.
Lin Li looked at all this boringly, and the reason why he didn't do anything was because he knew that Pleasant Goat had a way.
Everything I see so far is no different from what I remember.
The anomaly that I have been squatting hard to guard hasn't appeared yet? Or has it already appeared, just well hidden?
Asking for a commuter pass!!!!
(End of chapter)