"Bang Bang!"

There was a slight throbbing pain on Lin Li's face, as if someone was hitting his big mouth.

When he opened his eyes, he should be lying down, he saw a smiling face, and when he saw that he opened his eyes, the other party called his name in a very long and peaceful voice: "Lin Li, you finally woke up." ”

As the saying goes, reach out and don't hit the smiling person, looking at this old face, Lin Li's anger disappeared before he was born.

"Congratulations, you're a girl." A brown-haired young man with dull hair also bent down in front of Lin Li and said.

Lin Li shook his head slightly, making his vision clearer, sat up, looked at the two people in front of him, and retrieved his memory: "River God? You are...... The king of spitting? What's it called? ”

"It's me~~~," the river god said slowly.

"My name is 'Beep-'." The stupid boy shrugged his shoulders and said in the face of Lin Li's inquiry.

"Did I hear me wrong? Why is your name actively muffled? The corners of Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.

"As a superhero who has saved the world, there is always a price to pay, and in order to save the world, I have paid the price that my name will never be remembered by anyone, no way, great people are like that." The hairy boy looked a little sad and sighed.

"Don't be sad~~Force~~" The river god patted the dumb boy on the shoulder and comforted him thoughtfully.

"River God! I'm silenced, but don't just call me! Just call me a hero! The hairy boy complained.

"Okay~~Force~~" The river god focuses on listening to persuasion.

Lin Li completely remembered that this silly boy was the protagonist of the apocalyptic chapter of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", with no name, and profound spitting skills, he was originally an ordinary earthling, but in the end of the world, he was selected and transformed by the Tucao star because of his kindness.

Since then, he has become a hero who can use the energy of spitting, and this energy is accumulated through spitting, and after accumulating to a certain extent, it can concretize imaginary things.

"So the river god, and the force, what is the situation now?" Lin Li then nodded, and then asked.

"Hey! And you guy, what's the matter with you! Why do you default to my call? It's a terrible name! It's really not good, it's okay if you call me nameless, don't call me forced! No, who are you? "Nameless and directly fried hair.

"His name is Lin Li~~," the river god said.

"Eh, there's a person here who has a different painting style than us, Cao Cao, come and have a look." A sweet female voice came from behind Lin Li.

"Cao Cao? Is there a wife? Lin Li immediately turned his head when he heard this.

"Lin Li, what do you have in your head?" Nameless didn't hold back.

“Duang~Duang~”

When Lin Li turned his head, he was full of Nazi's brain.

Wear low. Snow White, who is dressed in chest, is trotting towards Lin Li, and with her running posture, it is really more Q bomb than jelly, more magnificent than the waves, and more blood-replenishing than wolfberry.

In "100,000 Bad Jokes", there are indeed a lot of meat-selling elements, and the female characters in it basically have the mind of the prime minister, and because of this, "100,000 Bad Jokes" that can be seen on the genuine platform now has been cut to the point that it is unspeakable, and it can be called a genuine victim.

Or if this piece can be released, it is already very difficult.

"Hey, where are you looking? It's disgusting. A nameless voice of complaining sounded behind Lin Li.

"Ahem, there is no ......" Lin Li just turned his head to find a little bit of his image, and found that the nameless gaze was not on him at all.

He was facing forward, and the pupils in his eyes were moving up and down with the sound of Snow White's footsteps.

You don't have to guess to know where the other person is looking.

"No, aren't you looking at the place I was just looking at! Who are you to complain about me! Lin Li said loudly.

"I said you two, can you take care of your eyes?" Another male voice came from behind Lin Li.

Lin Li sighed and said, "Do you have to be behind me to speak?" It's really tiring to turn your head all the time! ”

Lin Li turned his head again, because of the approach of Snow White, the proportion of snow white in his eyes was larger, but Lin Li also saw the character who had just spoken, a young man wearing an orange hat and a slender nose, and there was no doubt that the male protagonist of Pinocchio - Pinocchio.

"This person feels that the painting style is really different from ours, Cao Cao, I feel that his face reveals a special temperament, very good-looking~" Snow White poked Lin Li's cheeks curiously, and turned her head to Pinocchio and said.

Pinocchio glanced at Lin Li with an unkind face, snorted coldly, pursed his mouth slightly, and finally said: "I'm not as handsome." ”

The hairs on his body stood up, this was an early warning of danger, Lin Li's heart tightened, and Lin Li, who couldn't tell where the danger came from for the time being, decisively chose to teleport.

The warning disappeared, and Lin Li looked at where he was standing, a slender ...... nose, running through it.

"Why can this man's nose be used as a weapon? And why can this person teleport? And the river god, you're bloody! Why didn't you react at all? What kind of psychotics are you! ”

Nameless looked at this sudden change, and couldn't help complaining, and was very excited.

Lin Li noticed that because of his teleportation evasion, Pinocchio's nose stabbed the river god who was standing beside him just now, and it happened to be stabbed on the forehead.

"Ahh

"Oops~~ It's bleeding~~" The river god slowly raised his head, and the blood column like a fountain fell on the face of the river god because of gravity, as if he was washing his face, and the river god nodded and said as if he suddenly realized.

"Don't you need treatment?" Nameless complaining.

"Ah, yes, Pinocchio your nose is okay, do you need treatment? It seems to be bleeding~~" The river god nodded knowingly.

"I'm talking about you, the river god, and Pinocchio's nose is clearly your blood!!" Nameless can't stand the river god's brain circuit.

Under such background music, Lin Li walked gloomily towards Pinocchio.

"Hey, don't fight, the most important thing now is to figure out the situation!" Ignoring the river god anymore, feeling the tense atmosphere, Nameless looked at Lin Li's direction, and immediately stopped Dao.

"Give me a face, not today-"

"Good eyes, Pinocchio, I declare that you are now my good brother in life and death! I recognize you as my second brother! Walking to Pinocchio's side, Lin Li put his arm around Pinocchio's shoulder with relief.

The nameless who is still ready to fight: "......"

“…… Lin Li, is your brother too casual, the meaning of life and death, is it that the other party once wanted to kill you? ”

"Force, you are really stupid, why Cao Cao's nose became longer just now is because he said "not as handsome as him", that is to say, Cao Cao thinks I am more handsome than her, just this point, I am willing to recognize him as a good brother!"

"I don't recognize you!" Pinocchio not only didn't want to be a brother, but also wanted to give Lin Li another nose.

The corners of Lin Li's mouth are more difficult to press than AK, and he is in the middle of a quack.

- Okay, well, the people in this copy have vision, Snow White praises herself for being handsome, Pinocchio also praises herself for being handsome, and they are all normal people (?) Maybe I'll find a wife here!

"Why is it that none of the people I meet here are normal, I came to this place inexplicably, when can I be released back to Earth!" Nameless fell into a collapse, he couldn't understand why Lin Li could accept the current situation so easily and integrate here, and even more excessively.

He's still laughing, hey! What's so funny, I don't understand it at all!

The dumb hair on the top of the nameless head flashed with golden light, and the energy of the complaint was activated, and in the next second, a bag of salt appeared in his hand, and he threw it on the ground: "Damn, why is it salt again!" I'm going to blow them up with an RPG! ”

"Isn't this the Earth? River God? How did you get here? Listening to the nameless complaint, Lin Li, who got some information, looked at the only river god here who knew him,

"I didn't know either~~ I appeared here in the blink of an eye, and then I saw you lying on the ground, so I tried to wake you up~~" The river god spread his hands innocently, "I hope nothing has fallen into the river during this time, because I can't go to work."

It's so sad~~"

"River God, put away the smile on the corner of your mouth first." Nameless's expression was numb, and then he nodded, and everyone finally started to discuss business: "But this is also the case for me. ”

"We too, originally happy in the forest...... Feeling the beauty of the wild environment, he came here all of a sudden, almost scaring Cao Cao. Snow White nodded.

"In vain, don't say anything!" Pinocchio blushed slightly.

"Wild what? I'll just ask you what the hell you're in the field! The namelessness that finally dissipated the emotion, and was excited again, this time with a posture of getting to the bottom of the matter.

There is no name in the palace, and here Lin Li began to look around the surrounding environment, a room, but here it does show a bit of strangeness, the floor is paved with black hard metal, not like the common material of the earth, and there are no plants or superfluous ornaments to be seen, empty.

Lin Li didn't even understand where the light source in the room came from.

So Lin Li looked at his system panel, hoping to get some information from the task interface.

【Mission:

[Quest completion requirements: Live to the end of the game and win.] 】

[Main Quest (1/3): Find the Undercover Agent]

【Quest Hint: Rules】

【Reward: [Cooldown Zeroer]*1]

[Cooldown Zeroer: Applies to the used items that you already own, so that the cooldown time of the items that are in progress will be reset to zero, and you can use them normally.] 】

"What's that?" didn't get the clues, but Lin Li was even more confused.

What kind of "game", what kind of "undercover", I don't remember that "100,000 Bad Jokes" has such a thing?

"So it's just the five of us now?" Failed to obtain the information, and could only get it from the environment, Lin Li rubbed his eyebrows with a little headache, and then looked at the four people around him and asked.

"We haven't left here yet, I don't know." Snow White shook her head.

"Let's find out if there are anyone else." Thinking of this, Lin Li immediately got up and left the room with everyone.

As soon as he walked out of the room, Lin Li heard a noisy sound not far away, so he immediately walked in this direction.

"What the hell is this place, I'm going to drink with the Great Demon King of Clichol, and dance together Uncle Ben's most popping dance, I don't have time to waste time here!" A voice said angrily.

"There are acquaintances." Nameless narrowed his eyes.

As Lin Li and the others gradually approached, the appearance of the owner of the voice gradually became clear, it was a young man wearing armor on the upper body, naked and mosaic on the lower body, with purple hair and two horns.

"Ah, there's a rascal, who is this guy?" Snow White immediately 'covered' her eyes and said shyly.

Nameless squinted: "Hey, Snow White, the gap between your hands is completely separated, you are just staring at the mosaic, right?" Why are your faces getting redder and redder, your eyes are going to be drawn! Pinocchio, don't you care about your girlfriend?

Wait a minute? Who told me why Pinocchio's girlfriend was Snow White, are you a story? ”

Pinocchio looked at the mosaic when he heard this, and the wooden face was slightly red.

Nameless Breaking: "You're blushing again, a bubble teapot!" ”

"Oh, there's a bunch of people here? Oh, since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy that Uncle Ben is the strongest in the entire M77 galaxy, no, the supreme ruler of the strongest and most invincible NEW BLASH star in the whole universe-

I'm - the king of birds that don't! ”

After finishing speaking, the Bird King found that the five people on the opposite side all looked calm, and he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"Birds don't King, I didn't expect you to be here." Nameless silently took a step forward, looking at the Bird King with an unkind face, the dull hair on the top of his head has been completely established, and getting along with this group of guys, energy is too easy to accumulate.

"You! You're here too! The road is narrow! …… Uh, it's called ...... Eh, I don't seem to know your name, oh, yes! Force! Noticing this earthling who had defeated him, the Bird King's eyes immediately became wrong.

"I beg you to respect me! Why do you have the same tacit understanding with them, hey! "Nameless has already begun to 'go crazy' and scratch his hair.

Lin Li took a step sideways and blocked between the two: "I know you two are in a hurry, but don't worry, when we figure out the situation, there will be time for you to be anxious." ”

The bird not king in front of him, commonly known as the bird king, is the villain of the apocalypse of the earth and the first movie of "100,000 Bad Jokes", and is indeed the demon king of the M77 galaxy, but the body in front of him can only be regarded as his mount, and his body is in the brain position, which is a fly.

"I saw an old acquaintance~~ Little King Kong, Athena, Thor!" At this time, the river god noticed the noisy people behind the Bird King, and immediately floated over, waving his hand and shouting softly.

"River God? Why are you here? A woman with long blue hair, with surprise in her eyes, and then a surprise response immediately.

"I'm Thor! For the glory of the gods of the north! A Shiba Inu, wearing a red cloak and holding Thor's hammer, also stepped forward happily when he saw the river god and greeted him with a button on his chest.

"Before I went to sleep, it was obviously Xiaoqing next to me, why did it become like this, river god, drown me, maybe I'll wake up." The young man with a similar hair color to the nameless said with dead fish eyes and no desire to survive.

Lin Li has already recognized the three 'friends' of the river god, who are the characters who appeared in the second movie of "100,000 Bad Jokes", namely Athena, Thor, and Donkey Kong.

It's just that before Lin Li stepped forward to say hello, he had already knelt down.

It's not that Lin Li was scared by anyone......

"Li Jing, I didn't expect you to be there." With his hands folded and the white blade in his hands, he looked at the familiar middle-aged man in front of him, and said helplessly and embarrassedly.

After the actual experience, I can feel Li Jing's outrageousness even more.

Just now, his eyes were still on Athena's body, and the next second he had teleported and knelt down on one knee in front of Li Jing, with an inexplicable blade in his hand.

This control is also too unreasonable.