"Lin Li? Why are you there? I just wanted to cut my rebel, but I didn't specify that you take it, it was my mistake so I called you from your world? Li Jing didn't seem to expect Lin Li's appearance, and said with some surprise and joy.

Then without waiting for Lin Li to reply, he turned his head with a smile:

"Zha'er, come here, you are now five years old, and it is time to talk about marriage, look at how this young man is, he likes it very much for his father, if you think it is good, or ...... it today"

Before Li Jing's words were finished, he had already turned into a black shadow, and with a bang, it smashed on the wall of the room, bleeding from all its parts.

It feels like I'm going to die.

"I hate it, Daddy~" And the culprit who did all this is a woman with a very cute face, but only a very cute face...... Man...... Woman...... Forget it, let's think of it as a child of Walmart shopping bag gender.

Below the cute head, there is a muscular body that is even more awesome than Tyson, and I'm afraid only Hulk can compete with her.

She didn't mean it, she just waved her hand lightly and subconsciously knocked Li Jing away.

It's okay, Li Jing is used to it.

"Are you the one your father is talking about? It's really good-looking~~" Nezha didn't care about Li Jing, who was now half-dead, and looked at Lin Li's face shyly, his little face was slightly red, and his legs were eight, he didn't dare to look at Lin Li, and only occasionally glanced at him secretly.

“…… Don't, Nezha, I'm actually a bit average. Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at Nezha's muscles that were stronger than Wang De, and his height was two heads taller than himself, and said curtly.

Not to mention that Nezha didn't dare to look at each other, and Lin Li didn't dare either, the two of them avoided each other's gaze - although the reasons were completely different.

"It's not ugly, it's not ugly, you look good." Nezha shyly cocked his orchid finger and gently pushed Lin Li.

"Boom-"

Nameless, who was spitting trash talk with the Bird King, looked at Lin Li, who suddenly smashed between the two, and the mopping marks he left on the ground, his eyes widened, and he asked a little unclear: "Lin Li, are you okay?" ”

"I don't think I'm good." The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched and blood was leaking, he said.

He suddenly understood why the quest mentioned that he was going to live to the end.

It's really dangerous to look at this way.

"I seem to be asking nonsense." Nameless said.

"Boom! Boom! "The footsteps of a giant zombie came.

Lin Li turned his head, it turned out to be our cute little Nezha.

"Little brother, why are you leaving, don't go~~" Nezha's eyes turned into the appearance of [>_<], with a background filter of pink bubbles, and trotted over.

- On that day, Lin Li finally knew the oppression of the armored giant.

"Don't come here!" Lin Liru saw the nightmare, he admitted that when he first entered this copy and met Snow White, he had the idea of looking for a wife, but he seemed to be happy too early, and he was definitely not such a wife.

I was wrong, I will never set up a FLAG again! Isn't it okay if you don't look for it!

Lin Li pulled Nameless in front of him: "I'll leave it to you, force!" ”

"Nezha, this guy likes you very much!"

Nameless: "? ”

……

After sacrificing Nameless as a sacrifice to Nezha, Lin Li got a moment of peace.

He came to the side of the river god and greeted the small group formed here: "Hello. ”

"Introduction, this is my friend, Lin Li." The river god also introduced gently.

"The river god's friend is my friend, hello, my name is Athena." Athena shook hands with Lin Li generously.

Athena in "100,000 Bad Jokes" appears in the movie version and is an older woman who is in a hurry to get married and is often urged to marry by her father Zeus.

Looking at Athena, who glanced at the river god from time to time, Lin Li was sure that she was now in a state of crush on the river god.

It's a pity that the river god is half an elm head.

"I'm Thor! I'm Thor, the god of thunder! Thor was more cold, just took a step forward, nodded to Lin Li with a cold look in his eyes, pressed the button on his shoulder, and a mechanical male voice sounded from the speaker.

"For the glory of the gods of the north!" After really seeing Thor, Lin Li felt a little funny, and immediately said the rest of his line.

"For the glory of the gods of the north!" Thor didn't seem to expect Lin Li to understand himself so well, and looked at him with a much gentler gaze.

"Theoretically, I should be able to communicate with you normally, Thor?" Lin Li asked, after all, he mastered the "animal language".

"Are you a dog too?" Thor couldn't keep his cool anymore and said in shock, "What breed are you, why haven't I seen it, I'm Shiba Inu Thor." ”

Lin Li: "...... Am I like a dog? ”

Thor slapped his head, 'suddenly realized', so he changed the way he asked: "What kind of dog are you under the skin?" ”

"I'm a dog and a talker!" Lin Li said word by word.

"It's not important, it's not important, it's great, someone in this world can finally understand me, your name is Lin Li, right, I'll cover you in the future, if you go to buy dog food or dog toys in the future, report my name, and get a nine-percent discount!" Thor took the posture of a big brother, jumped up and patted Lin Li's knee.

"Thank you...... Thank you. ”

……

"River God, isn't it my turn to introduce myself?" Xiao King Kong frowned slightly, found that things were not simple, and asked the river god.

"Ah~~? It should be~~" The river god scratched his head.

"But why ......" The corners of Xiao Kong's mouth twitched, looking at the one person and one dog barking at each other in front of him, he couldn't help but complain: "The two of them have been barking all the time?" Are they chatting? ”

"Maybe it is~~ Lin Li has a lot of skills~~ It's normal for him to be a dog~~" The river god waved his hand and said calmly.

By the time Lin Li finished the conversation with Thor, the two had already looked like good brothers, and he and Little King Kong also shook hands and knew each other.

"Don't you know why you came to this place all of a sudden?" Lin Li asked.

"I don't know at all." Little King Kong stretched out his hands and shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"It seems to have something to do with my father or Odin." Athena put a finger on her chin, thought for a moment, and gave a different answer than the others.

"Your father Zeus? Odin? Did they do it again? Lin Li immediately asked.

"It's rare that he hasn't been buzzing in my ears like a fly these days, and I'm not even used to it, and he doesn't say what he's doing when I ask him what he's doing, but I see him video chatting with Odin.

But before he came here today, he said to me that another burden has been placed on you. Athena said as she recalled.

"What burden?"

I also asked, but the dead old man did not say, and in order to prevent me from annoying him, he disappeared directly in front of me, saying that he was going to find Odin.

Then it didn't take long for me to come to this place and meet Little King Kong and this northern dog, as well as other guys I didn't know. Athena shrugged.

"I am - for the gods of the north - I am - for the glory of the gods of the north!" Thor, who had been listening carefully, heard that he was called the Dog of the North, and his face was not good, he took out his Mjolnir, and used the combination button to speak, and he was very ready to fight.

"A dog is a dog, aren't you happy?" Athena was already at odds with Thor, and said in a weird way.

"For the glory of the gods of the north!"

There is no need to persuade Lin Li, Xiao King Kong is already very skilled in blocking them in the middle.

"Is this the realm of gods, the realm of Norse gods or the realm of Greek gods? Since Zeus disappeared before you, did he also come here? Lin Li asked again.

"No, at least I never knew there was such a place in the Divine Realm, and as for whether the old man was here, I didn't know at all." Athena replied.

Thor shook his head, not knowing the place.

"Got it, I'll see who else is here." Lin Li nodded when he heard this, and continued to scan the room to see if there were any characters he hadn't noticed who hadn't said hello.

I really found one, and the reason why I didn't notice him was because he was crouching in the corner, keeping his head down and not saying a word, which was easy to ignore.

"Hello, I'm Lin Li, may I ask ...... you" Lin Li walked up to the other party, bent down and asked.

The other party raised his head when he heard this, wearing black-rimmed glasses and slightly curly short and medium hair.

At this time, he trembled all over, described as withered, raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Lin Li, and asked with difficulty: "Hello...... Excuse me...... Yes...... There was ......"

"What's there?" The other party said it was too difficult, and Lin Li couldn't help but ask.

"Is there a kessel dew?"

Lin Li: "......"

Neurotic, why do you want this?

Wait a minute.

Looking at the muscular man in front of him, although he was still a little worse than Nezha, Lin Li had already recognized his identity.

If nothing else, it's a poop superman, a character in the Superman chapter.

The strength may be similar to Superman, but there is a very grassy but in line with the setting of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", that is, if you want to give full play to Superman's ability, there is a mandatory condition - to go to the toilet.

And it has to be big, and it can only be transformed after being pulled out.

So if you want to transform into a street, you need to defecate in the open.

At that time, everyone was still popular to call Xiang, so he was also called Gliding Superman.

Seeing that Lin Li didn't react, Superman said tremblingly: "I've been constipated for three days, I feel like I'm really going to collapse......

Or maybe I'm already crazy because I'm just charging up my strength, and the next second I'm here, I must be hallucinating from constipation. ”

"Poop Superman's constipation crisis, right?" Lin Li covered his forehead, estimating the black lines on his head.

"Do you know me? But I'm not transformed now, I'm just an ordinary person, not Superman, don't call me that......" Maybe it's because I'm straining all over my body, my body is extremely uncomfortable, and Superman looks really dying at this time.

"And what should I call you?" Lin Li sighed.

"When I became Superman, everyone called me Poop Superman, so when I wasn't Superman, I just had to remove Superman, my name was ...... Defecate. Poop Superman said to Lin Li sincerely.

Lin Li smiled awkwardly and compared the poop superman to six.

"But I'm sorry, I really didn't have a cork." Lin Li said apologetically.

I did have a waste prop "fried noodles" that can have diarrhea, but I used it to persecute Pai Daxing for the first time, and now Lin Li regrets it a little.

But Lin Li may have a way.

He turned his head and found Nezha, who was persecuting the nameless, and said loudly: "Nezha, there is an uncle here, I hope you will give him a loving hug!" ”

"What? Are you sure? Dwarf oil hates it, Nezha doesn't like to blame his uncle. Nezha shyly cocked the orchid and said.

When Li Jing, the daughter slave who was originally hanging on the wall, heard this, she immediately revived with full blood and looked at Lin Li's side, her eyes sharpened: "Lin Li, who wants to take advantage of my family?!" First of all, ask my old father if he agrees! ”

"It's not to blame the uncle, it's just that his daughter looks very similar to Nezha, and he wants to hug you and hope to satisfy him." While Lin Li made up the reason, he began to explain the current situation to Li Jing concisely.

"He's constipated, and he needs Nezha to take him out of the, Li Jing, do you think it's feasible?" Lin Li asked seriously.

"Feasible."

"So sure?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

"There is no need to talk about the past." Li Jing's eyes were full of stories when he said this.

"So that's the case, then I'll give this uncle a hug!" Nezha walked with the steps of the armored giant, and gradually approached with a strong sense of oppression.

"What daughter, I don't know-" The stool Superman who looked up looked at the shadow hanging in front of him, and his words froze.

"Hug~"

"Wait, Lin Li, can we change—ah!!"

Blood squirted out of Superman's mouth, but in an instant, the clothes on his body naturally fell off, revealing that it was completely a pirated Superman's underwear package.

"Problem solved." Looking at the successful transformation of the poop superman, Lin Li, who had already received the answer, said with relief.

Li Jing, who was on the side, poked Lin Li's shoulder when he heard the words, and reminded: "What, Lin Li, the person who had the problem seems to have been solved by the way, and if you don't let Zha'er stop, this person will never be constipated in his life." ”

- Because Superman's eyes are rolling and he is foaming at the mouth with blood, as if there are really no signs of life.

Lin Li: "......"

"Nezha! Stop it! Co-author, you're more awesome than kryptonite! Lin Li and Li Jing hurriedly stepped forward.

……

"I'm fine...... Superman who was rescued was dying, but fortunately he didn't die, he was a little weak, lying in Lin Li's arms, looking at Lin Li, and sincerely sighed: "Thank you Lin Li." ”

"It's okay, it's a gesture." Lin Li said politely.

"Can you do me another favor?" Superman said.

"What?"

"I need paper and new pants." Superman's eyes were firm, as if he was about to enter the dang.

I almost forgot that the would not disappear out of thin air, and Lin Li threw Superman on the ground in an uproar, patting the dust on his body: "Brother poop, if you do this, you can do it yourself." ”

……

After communicating with Poop Superman, Lin Li continued to look for new characters to come here, such as gourd baby and snake spirit, but no new characters appeared.

The twelve characters, including Lin Li, gathered together at this time to discuss today's encounter, but they had no clue at all, and there was nothing in common in their experience of coming here.

Lin Li pondered the content of the [Mission].

"Quest hints are the rules, so when the big guy comes to participate in this game, someone has to tell him what the rules are, right?"

So Lin Li considered whether the rules would have been hidden in the surrounding environment, and prepared to get up and look for it.

To be honest, the ceiling and floor around the area are all pitch-black metal panels, and it doesn't look like there's a clue or anything like that.

It is still difficult to destroy, and Li Jing can't leave potholes or cracks when he smashes it.

"Knock...... Knock ......"

I was leaning against the wall to listen to the forest of mechanisms, and I faintly heard a voice on the other side of the wall!

Is there someone on the other side of the wall?

After thinking about it, Lin Li leaned against the wall and teleported over directly.

"it!" It was not anyone who greeted Lin Li, but a stout laser cannon, but fortunately, it was not aimed at Lin Li, and he successfully dodged it.

"Who?" A dull, somewhat mechanical voice rang out.

Lin Li felt a little familiar.

The strong laser just now made Lin Li's vision a little blurred, and when he saw the other party's appearance clearly, Lin Li's face was full of shock:

"Iron Man!?"

(End of chapter)