378. Crazy Mess In
When the figure is clear, the red and yellow metal armor is too eye-catching and memorable, it is a real steel suit.
As for how many generations it is, Lin Li doesn't know much about it, so he can't tell it at the first time.
"You know me?" Iron Man, who originally aimed the palm launcher at Lin Li's head and seemed to be ready to attack at any time, put down his palm when he heard this.
The yellow mask pulls up, revealing the human face inside.
Donnie's face appeared in front of Lin Li.
"Tony Stark?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
"Do you know me," Tony's brow furrowed slightly, "Jarvis, analyze." ”
With his words, the mask was put back on, but then Iron Man shook his head:
"I can't find any information about you in my database, what kind of superhero of the universe, from Asia? But if it's another universe, why do you know me, or does the Iron Man of your world look the same as me? You were also inexplicably transported here? ”
Lin Li pursed his lips, he was still thinking about how to explain it, how Tony analyzed it on his own, and even made excuses for himself.
Tony's receptivity is quite strong, and he has even made up for the origin of Lin Li, it can only be said that because of the existence of the multiverse, Marvel is more brain-burning than the current situation, and the universe will be destroyed at every turn.
It may be that for them, what happened today is nothing.
However, Lin Li's brows furrowed slightly.
Based on the thinking logic of the Iron Man in front of him, as well as the very serious and smooth analysis now, Lin Li can judge that he should not be a derivative of "100,000 Bad Jokes", but the real Iron Man of the Marvel world.
If it was a character in "100,000 Bad Jokes", it would have been long overdue to throw the festival on Lin Li's face.
So...... Is he the character invasion brought about by this dungeon caused by the "moderate" level of magic change?
Lin Li expected it, but he didn't expect it entirely.
Because he originally thought that he would be the same as the copy of the Holy Lord, becoming the mastermind behind the scenes, and he would hide until the end, instead of appearing in front of him when he first entered the dungeon.
"Maybe, I think I know you, but it's normal that you don't know me, I'm an earthling. I would venture to ask, are you the only one here? Or are there other superheroes? Are the Avengers here? Lin Li didn't explain too much about his origins and the fact that there were people from another world on the other side of the wall, but followed Iron Man's words.
"Most of them are here, you are valuable, you can come with me." Iron Man glanced at Lin Li more, then nodded, turned to leave, and Lin Li followed.
The voice of the voice came from afar.
"I can only open the space tunnel within this range now, not only can I not leave the current universe, but I can't even leave this area now.
Not only that, but now I can't even see the future through the Time Gem, and the future is gray, as if someone has put a cloth on the Time Gem, which makes me feel uneasy. ”
A middle-aged British man in a red cloak is explaining to the people in front of him while drawing a golden ring in front of him with his hand.
"Hey~ Doctor, can you use this ability to secretly touch girls' buttocks on the street without them finding out?
Or is it a little more exciting, ***** in the air? If so, can you teach me? I'd love to learn this. A red figure was familiar with the man's shoulder, and although he was wearing a mask, he could feel the eyebrows and eyes under the mask, and the tone of his voice was one after another.
As he asked, he made a very indecent gesture, wearing a red and black battle suit, and carrying two scabbards with weapons on his back.
"Stay away from me, put away your disgusting thoughts." The middle-aged man turned his head and looked at each other with a cold face.
The other party immediately raised his hands as if surrendering, and intimately wiped the shoulder he had just touched with the back of his hand, and then seemed to have no temper, and walked away with small steps of excitement.
"Doctor Strange, Deadpool...... Wait, Deadpool!? ”
The former known as the Doctor is naturally Doctor Strange, and the guy next to the Doctor who has a strong slutty atmosphere all over his body is Deadpool.
Although they are all under the umbrella of Marvel, aren't Deadpool all playing with mutants? The Iron Man in front of him is Donnie's words, in the film and television universe, he and the Avengers should have nothing to do with each other because of copyright, why did he come here?
"Mr. Stark, you're back, and a new superhero? Who is he? "Suddenly a person on the ceiling is falling upside down, the familiar nano suit and posture, plus the huge spider logo on the chest, the other party is the Avengers version of Spider-Man.
"Hi, I'm Peter Parker, what's your name, nice to meet you?" Without waiting for Iron Man to answer this question, Spider-Man couldn't control his words at all, and asked Lin Li.
"Hello Parker, my name is Lin Li." Looking at Spider-Man's face, Lin Li inexplicably remembered a sentence - "Loki, Doctor Strange, Spider-Man, the three of them can't add up to a piece of upper lip".
The British, who really didn't have upper lips, suggested that the blacks divide them in half.
"Oh, hello Lin Li, you look about the same age as me, great, I finally have a peer here, are you also a superhero, what will you be, I was ...... by a spider" Spider-Man swayed in front of Lin Li, chattering endlessly.
"Little spider, I'm also your peer, don't play with me, I'm actually very young, and the two of us look so similar!" Deadpool trotted over again, and then looked at the nano armor on Pigman with some sourness:
"But...... My clothes don't look as good as yours.
I sewed this piece myself, if it is broken during a fight, I have to sew it myself, and the trouble is dead, you look at this hole in the butt, the guy with Hawkeye doesn't know how to pity the jade. ”
"I made my own clothes in the first clothes, Deadpool, and I have this one on me now, which Mr. Stark gave me." Spider-Man explained.
"Dear Mr. Stark, could you please get me a set too? I'm willing to pay any price, including my innocence, and whatever you want to do, I can accept it. "Deadpool immediately aimed the 'spearhead' at Iron Man, and even came up, leaning his body weight on the steel suit, and reaching out to try to press it on the chest of the fighting spirit.
"Boom-" Iron Man punched down, and Deadpool was smashed into the corner.
It seems that he is a little more ruthless than Doctor Strange, and he does it without saying anything.
"Ah, my hand is broken, really, why is my temper not as good as Colossus, but, hehe, I like it even more~" The beaten Deadpool didn't forget to be cheap, and at the same time looked at the big guy who was tied up next to him, and asked with a smile:
"Purple sweet potato, are you a bad person? Why do these people seem to know you, and they have a tacit understanding to help you do this in the first place?
If you need help, shoot a bat lamp at the sky, and I'll take on the role of Batman to protect justice. ”
The huge alien who was scarred and looked like he was still newly injured was Thanos, the purple sweet pota spirit, and he didn't bother to pay attention to Deadpool's accosting, and he didn't even open his eyes.
Deadpool hits a man who hates dogs.
Seeing this scene, Lin Li was a little dumbfounded, because in the comics, Deadpool's immortal body is considered Thanos's curse in one version, because the two were once rivals in love, and rounding off Deadpool also added a bit of green to the top of Purple Sweet Potato's head.
The field of vision of the forest moves.
"Eddie, I'm hungry." A black wriggling soft body grew next to the human head, and finally turned into a hideous head, and said to the human head next to it.
"Bear with me, there's no supermarket here, so I can't buy anything for you to eat." Eddie reluctantly patted Venom's head.
"Eddie, I'm hungry! If you don't give me chocolate and potato balls, I'm going to eat these people's heads! If you don't give me these heads, I'll eat yours!" Venom's voice rose a bit and said loudly.
Venom doesn't like to eat people, but likes to eat phenylethylamine secreted by the human brain, because it can also be obtained in chocolate, so Eddie usually uses chocolate to feed Venom.
"Is your name Venom? If you want to eat your head, give you mine, eat it with confidence, I will die for a while and come back to life. Deadpool, who had been injured a second ago, was now jumping up to them and putting his head in front of Venom.
"Speaking of which, I haven't been gnawed by a creature like you, it must be interesting, please!" Deadpool was looking forward to it.
Deadpool is immortal, and theoretically could really be a brain buffet with an infinite supply of Venom.
Zombie ecstasy.
Venom, Eddie: "......"
"Can I eat it? Eddie. "Venom is a little excited.
"This person's behavior is a little problematic, I feel that his brain is not normal, it is better not to eat, it feels unhealthy, what do you think?" Eddie said.
"Oh, if you don't eat it, then don't eat it." Venom nodded aggrievedly.
"It's a sad answer, I didn't expect that one day I would be even more junk than junk food." Deadpool clasped his back, shook his head and sighed.
These seem to be the people here.
"I haven't been able to find any exits, these metal materials have never been seen before, and there shouldn't exist on Earth, neither Thor's hammer nor Wanda's magic can cause any damage here."
But immediately, another group of people gradually approached from a distance, and Lin Li looked at it, led by the American team.
Lin Li turned to the side and looked at it, well, the ass was indeed warped.
At the same time, looking at the superheroes behind the American team, they are all old faces: Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Thor.
Now it seems that unlike the previous one, where only the Holy Lord was available, there are a lot of superheroes in this dungeon.
"I report, this person is looking at your ass, my captain!" Deadpool immediately raised his hand to make a small report, pointed at Lin Li with the posture of a messenger of justice, and then smacked his lips: "But if you want me to say, captain, your ass is indeed warped, even among girls, you are one of the best ass I have ever seen, ass captain." ”
Lin Li silently raised his middle finger at Deadpool, and Deadpool rolled back with a wink.
Everyone here seems to have gotten used to ignoring Deadpool, but Team America Steve notices Lin Li and walks up to him, but asks Stark, "Is this a newcomer?" Like Venom and Deadpool, are they all people from other universes? ”
"I don't know, but he appeared a little later than we all do, and he knows me, and he seems to know you, so you can ask him yourself." Iron Man waved his hand.
"Your name is ......," the American team looked at Lin Li.
"Forest."
"Steve Rogers, you can call me Captain America too." Team America nodded.
"Captain, I used to be the security captain of the Finline school in Olha, and we are also relatives." Deadpool said happily.
No one responded.
"It is true that I do not come from the same universe as you, but you can understand that I have observed your universe, so I know more about everything in your universe and earth, and I know all of you.
So if you count me here, are there 13 people? Lin Li first 'introduced himself', and then asked.
"And me, counting you 14." A person who suddenly swelled around Lin Li was Ant-Man.
"Oh my God, you're going to change your size! Can you make it bigger or smaller locally? Deadpool exclaimed.
"It's the power of suits and potions." Ant-Man doesn't seem to know about Deadpool's urine yet, explaining to him.
"Can I make a suit like a condom? I'm willing to invest in this project, please! Please meet my needs! Deadpool's eyes lit up, and then he looked at Black Widow:
"Black Widow, I really like you, if I put on this condom and get bigger, will you change your mind?"
Ant-Man, Black Widow: "......"
Deadpool notices Wanda next to Black Widow and whistles at her again - he's an abusive boy.
Wanda sighed, her eyes reddened slightly, and the crimson energy immediately rose and distributed a part, blocking Deadpool's mouth.
"Hmm!" Deadpool covers his mouth.
"If you don't let me speak, you might as well let me die!" Deadpool danced and gestured.
"Well done, Wanda, it's a pity this guy can't die." The black widow shook her head, and her heart was full of evil.
Just now, because Deadpool was always talking, Black Widow couldn't help Iron Man and others in researching this space, so she simply fought with Deadpool.
There was nothing to say about the result, it didn't win anyway, and in Deadpool's words, it was a draw.
During the fight, he was molested by Deadpool throughout the whole process, and he was taken advantage of several times.
Black Widow doesn't take this seriously, it's just that she can't fight back and is unhappy, and she is no longer bored with herself - but Hawkeye and Tooth are broken, and after Black Widow stops, she shoots Deadpool with a bow and arrow.
This is also the reason why Deadpool pants have holes.
(End of chapter)