380. How do you let me lychee?!
"In this world, there is nothing more wonderful than a smooth stool!" Poop Superman sticks to this point of view.
Nameless: "Your dead style and requirements for life are too low, hey!" β
Poop Superman's eyes were dark, staring at Nameless:
"How can someone like you understand? You only go to the toilet for ten minutes at most, and most of the time you are still playing with your mobile phone, and you don't try to force it at all, but that's it, and the stool is pulled out smoothly.
Plop, plop, crazy plop, do you know that such a plop sound is crazy babbling for me!
Because of me! Every time I start in half an hour, even if I work hard for half an hour, I often end up with only a rotten fart.
Hahaha β
Forced, what do you empathize with? If you don't suffer from others, don't persuade others to be kind......"
Poop Superman looked up and laughed, but his smile was full of sadness, and the rain fell on his head, and the sad atmosphere spread.
The people here in Shileng, those who heard wept, and the listeners were sad.
Nameless: "......"
"Don't be sad Uncle Blame, when I return to the world, I will find you to give you another hug, and I will not let you fall into constipation again!" Nezha wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes while saying to Poop Superman.
"yes, yes, we'll help you." Everyone is reassuring Superman of Poop.
"There are still a lot of good people in this world." Lin Li said with emotion.
Nameless wanted to hold back, but the atmosphere on his side changed again and again, and he finally hooked his fingers, the painting style collapsed, and he hugged his head and shouted:
ββ¦β¦ What kind of fuss are you trying to make with this blackened posture? Why can you feel the pain of blackening from this experience? Your setting is outrageous, isn't it? Also, how the hell do you empathize, empathize with a ghost!
It's constipation! Constipation! It's just, how do you empathize! Do you also have constipation every day?!
And also! Especially you, the river god, are talking about you! Don't throw any more water on his head, you don't need to create a sense of atmosphere like this! Don't you think everyone is sad enough! β
"Ah~~I'm sorry~~" The river god innocently touched his head and put away the spell.
"Ahh Nameless looked up at the sky, and the stupid hair on the top of his head vented a lot of spit energy, and the golden light was shining.
You can't break the ceiling, but it's cool.
"I want to destroy this world!" The nameless said of the collapse.
"Together? Force. Poop Superman suddenly had a light in his eyes, and looked at Nameless expectantly.
"It's because of your existence that I want to destroy this world! I will destroy you before I destroy the world! β
"Then do it, take the gun and aim it at me, hold it steady, just like I taught you when I was a kid." Poop Superman said lightly, his eyes seemed to be full of stories.
"What kind of plot is this, I didn't know any constipation maniacs when I was a child! Is this some new fetters of fate? You're changing your face too quickly, aren't you? Isn't it still constipation just now? The nameless hand was about to rip his chin off.
"Don't make me look down on you, my dear...... Force! "Poop Superman begins to interpret affectionately.
Nameless smiled miserably and covered his ears.
"I want to die." He said.
Lin Li looked at Nameless, who seemed to be in hysteria, and felt a little funny.
In the world of "100,000 Bad Jokes", the setting of the Tucao King is indeed easy for him to collapse.
Especially the current All-Star lineup, which has caused his mouth to basically never stop for a moment.
So Lin Li handed over a bottle of water and said with emotion: "It's hard work, it's really miserable to complain about the setting, but it's a pity that Shimura Shinba didn't appear, otherwise the two of you can cherish each other, and you can also share each other's burden." β
"Thank you, Shinhachiko is a senior I admire, but if Kagura and Gintoki come, I may be even more devastated." Nameless nodded, and then was a little puzzled: "Where did this water come from, it tastes weird, mineral water?" β
"I collected the rain that the river god just sprinkled." Lin Li said sincerely.
"Actually, it's not rain~~It's river water~~ I usually have the habit of bathing~~" The river god said slowly.
"Huh? So is it bathwater? Lin Li asked.
"Almost~~" the river god nodded.
"Oh, I'm glad I didn't drink it." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, he was not Durant, and he was really not interested in bath water.
Wet poop Superman: "? β
The nameless who has a dry mouth and has gone down a bottle:""
Nameless seems to have blackened - "Lin Li, I'm ****!! β
"If you curse like that......" Lin Li looked at him coldly.
"What do you want!" The nameless stupid hair stood up, he really wanted to fight now, the stupid hair on his head was like Kunkun who had met a beauty for a month, holding his head high!
"Actually, my real name is Yu Nian." But Lin Li said sincerely, "Scold Yu Nian, don't scold Lin Li, the real Lin Li will be sad." β
"I believe you're a ghost! You're definitely called Lin Li! "The nameless man has nowhere to go, and smashes the empty bottle at Lin Li.
"I swear by my name for the rest of my life, and what I just said is true." Lin Li took the bottle, very sincere.
"Give me back the bottle." Nameless said expressionlessly.
"Here you go." Lin Li doesn't care about past suspicions.
"I believe you're a ghost!" Nameless smashed the bottle into Lin Li again.
β¦β¦
is different from the situation next door where the pair is going to do it, and when the conversation comes to Marvel's side, it is too normal.
"Odin, you just said the game, so what are the rules of the game, who plays against whom, and what will be the result if you win or lose?" The American team looked at Marvel Odin, and since it was certain that they couldn't leave now, they went straight to the point.
"The rules are not in a hurry, the two sides of the game are naturally people from our two universes, and those who appear on the other side of the wall are your enemies." Marvel Odin said.
"It looks like we're rivals." Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Marvel and smiled lightly.
"As for the winning side, of course there will be benefits." Marvel Odin continued.
"As long as our universe wins, we can get some samples and law abilities of the other universe, and I have to admit that the other universe is still very interesting, and the composition of the world is also worth studying.
If we can get this, whether it's Asgard or the earth, all aspects can go to the next level, the world will develop faster, and the hidden benefits are already many.
When it comes to you personally, the most basic and realistic things will make your wealth and strength rise sharply, which is a practical benefit to everyone. β
"That means I can add an extra slice of pickled cucumber to my burger in the future? Is it okay to have two slices, you don't know, my burger over there is more precious than a diamond for pickled cucumbers......" Deadpool said excitedly.
Spider silk sealed Deadpool's chattering mouth.
Peter Parker finally knows why when he fights, enemies and teammates want to shut up.
It's really annoying to listen to.
Lin Li was slightly aware, the setting of the Ten Cold Universe was indeed special, and he still remembered:
The universe was originally a point of infinite mass, the laugh point. The stalk is the basis of all matter, and everything in this universe is made up of stalks. If the mass of the stem is too large and the density is too high, it will form a brain hole with infinite mass and density......
"Sounds good, hey, hey, our Odin, what's the good of us winning?" Xiao King Kong, who was originally not interested, as a thief, naturally wanted to see the money open, and he couldn't afford to be unprofitable, so he immediately looked up and asked.
"If you win these superheroes, you have to be rewarded with a million, right? Or can I upgrade my degree? β
"Why did you suddenly get to the special promotion book, hey!" Nameless couldn't help but complain.
"Money? Upgrade? If we win, we will get something more valuable. Hearing this, Shileng Odin smiled meaningfully at the people below, and his eyes were deep: "That's what even I desire!" β
"Oh?" Little King Kong's eyes lit up.
"What is it?" The crowd was also looking forward to the question.
After whetting his appetite, Shileng Odin slowly unveiled the jackpot:
"The reward isβ"
"- This pirated Odin will dance in front of us, we can also record a video, and change our name to Zeus, and never dare to call ourselves Odin again."
The Ten Cold area fell silent for a while.
King Kong took out his blindfold from behind his back and slept in place.
"Neuropathy." Before falling asleep, he said.
"You're going to fool us with these things?" The nameless painting style collapsed again, and the dull hair on the top of the head was shining, which meant that the energy of complaining had reached the limit again, and it was obviously vented just now.
"That's worth a piece of! Who wants to see an old man dance! What is meant by "what even you desire" is clearly "only what you desire"! Don't get mixed with private goods! β
Nameless looked at the people around him, and everyone nodded in disgust, even Thor, the god of thunder, agreed.
Only Snow White and Pinocchio blushed, and they didn't dare to look at Nameless.
"Are you two steam engines? How can anything make you blush! Are you two really normal CPs?! Yes? "The nameless one wants to directly use the energy of the spit to hang these two guys on the southeast branch!
He has gradually felt that there is no normal person here except himself!
What kind of spit hell is this, it's terrifying.
"I'm not interested." Snow White said sheepishly.
"Me too." Pinocchio said.
"Whoaβ"
With the sound of breaking the air, Lin Li skillfully dodged, so the river god's forehead was opened by Pinocchio's nose for a second hole.
"River God, are you alright?! Proboscis monster, are you looking for death! "Athena was even more excited than the river god.
The king of the spit was nameless, and fell into a brief silence again.
"Pinocchio, you might as well not speak! There are still some possibilities, have you forgotten that you lied at a glance! Silence was just the calm before the storm, and soon he roared.
"It's really hard to do, aren't you satisfied with this?" Faced with the noisy and dissatisfied complaints on his side, Shileng Odin fell into deep thought, frowned slightly, and then he seemed to have thought of a solution, showed a confident smile, leaned back, and spread his hands:
"Okay, looks like I'm going to have to pay for it."
"That's right, just give the money and you're done." Nameless breathed a sigh of relief.
"-After winning, I'll dance with the pirate Odin in front of you, I can't refuse now, right?" Ten Leng Odin's eyes were staring at the world, and he was very imposing.
"I can't say no to a fart! Do you think you're not an old man? What kind of special fetish do you have? I said don't mix private goods! What's the deal with your "I can't help you" pampering smile? What kind of domineering president god are you! The domineering president of your image is for the grandmothers! β
Then Nameless looked at the other side, his expression numb.
How desperate was in Superman's eyes when he had just blackened, and the same was true of his eyes at this moment.
He really wanted to die.
"Superheroes on the other side, I declare that our universe has officially surrendered."
"French military salute!"
"Salute!"
"Don't, don't, don'tβnot not not." Seeing that Nameless was so resolute, everyone was going to echo it, so he hurriedly waved his hand, and his tone was much softer: "Then let's do it, if you can win and you don't like these rewards, I can give each of you some money."
At the same time, I Odin, I owe you a favor, which can fulfill some of your best wishes.
But I emphasize one thing, it's within my power, like destroying the world, but not helping Athena get married. β
Athena: "? β
"Hey! Dead old man, what do you mean by that! Is it harder for me to get married than to destroy the world!? You make it clear to me! Are you going to start a god war! "If it weren't for the river god stopping her, Athena would have been pulling Odin's beard.
"That's pretty much it." Nameless sighed.
"Since there are such benefits to winning, what happens if we lose?" Lin Li opened his mouth to ask at this time, and with this question, everyone's attention returned to the sky.
"The other side wins." Ten Leng Odin said.
Lin Li: "......"
I can't argue with it, but ......
"There's no need to talk this nonsense, you should know what I'm trying to ask!" The corners of Lin Li's eyes twitched.
Nameless was greatly relieved, this should have been his word, and now Lin Li said it for himself, which is really good.
"The price of losing...... Shi Leng Odin's eyes were a little fluttering, and he didn't look at Lin Li: "It's like the pirated Odin said, our universe will be taken away from some samples and stalks, that's all." β
"Will the loss of these affect the world?" Lin Li asked.
"Our universe is so big, there are so many stalks, and they are still creating and expanding, losing some of them will not have any effect, and many of them will naturally die out over time, and they can even be kept as souvenirs." Ten Leng Odin shook his head.
"And what do we lose if we lose?" After listening to Shileng Odin's answer, the American team looked at Marvel Odin and asked.
"My face." Marvel Odin said with a dark face.
Team America: "......"
It seems like that, anyway, as long as he dances with his body.
Suddenly a little looking forward to what's going on.
"Guys on the other side, I declare one thing, and we surrender too." Deadpool immediately gave Lin Li a thumbs up.
Lin Li frowned slightly, he always felt that Odin was hiding something from him, since the quest mentioned death, shouldn't it be a very dangerous game?
Or is the dangerous process in the game?
"Really? Isn't there a bit of danger in this game? Win blood to earn, lose or not? Shouldn't it be? How can there be such a good thing. So he couldn't help but ask.
"Lin Li, you can understand it like this......" Shileng Odin thought for a moment and explained:
"The owner of this space can be counted as the sponsor of this game, so all the costs, he will pay, and as long as we meet the sponsor's requirements, we can get everything we both really want - to separate our integrated universe and get everything back on track.
This is something that only He can do.
As for my bet with the pirated Odin, it's just an add-on.
So the logic is simple β follow the instructions of the sponsors, complete this competition, and get the world back on track. β
"Good analogy. So what are the requirements? Lin Li asked.
Ten Leng Odin was silent, as if thinking.
"Maybe it's a fun game." Instead, it was Marvel Odin who answered this question.
Hearing this, Shileng Odin also nodded.
(End of chapter)