381. Deadpool Sending Flowers? No, he became an uncompression toy.
"Perhaps? Why maybe? Or are you two not sure either? Lin Li was not satisfied with this answer.
Although he had seen such words when he entered the dungeon, he needed to answer firmly.
The god of the copy is directly marked with the villain.
"Party A is always difficult to serve, what he needs is colorful black."
After answering this, the two Odin looked at the others: "Do you have any other questions?" ”
"Hey, here I have, I have a big question...... "The hanging Spider-Man waved his hand, "...... Mr. Odin, you have said so far, but you have not said anything about the rules of the game. ”
"Oh, I almost forgot." Marvel Odin scratched his head: "But it's not in a hurry, the game will only start tomorrow, and the beginning of everything is very important, so we who announce the rules must also maintain a full energy, and at the same time, for the sake of mystery, we will tell you tomorrow." ”
"Tomorrow?! You're going to let us stay in such a space for a day, my Zha doesn't even touch the ground with her head without a pillow, how can you sleep! Daughter slave Li Jing said loudly when she heard this.
Everyone's eyes looked at Nezha, and then his face was strange.
Because it is.
Nezha can be regarded as a super double-door refrigerator size, the head and body ratio is too small, in the case of the muscles of the whole body, if you lie on your side, whether you relax or not, your head is estimated to really not touch the ground.
So Li Jing raised his sword and slashed at Odin - no matter what god you are, if you don't take care of Nezha, I will cut it to you!
Immediately someone caught the white blade.
It's a pity that it's not Odin in the light curtain, but ......
- Lin Li helplessly took the white blade empty-handed, and sighed numbly at the same time: "Li Jing, don't cut it, or someone else will pick it up." ”
Lin Li suspected that the X he had installed in the "Heavenly Dao Secret Realm" would have to be returned now.
The knee part of the pants is about to wear out the leather.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Li Jing scratched his head apologetically, "I don't seem to be able to designate them to take the white blade empty-handed." ”
"Don't worry, of course I didn't just let you sleep in such a space." The two Odin snapped their fingers at the same time, and a whirlpool door appeared on each side.
"After walking through this door, there is a room that is big enough for all of you to sleep and rest, called the rest area.
There are supermarkets and shops with abundant supplies, which can provide unlimited and free food, clothing, and other items, from which both parties can get whatever they want...... "With Odin's introduction, the scene inside is also presented in the light curtain, like a hotel, magnificent.
"You can go in and have a look now."
So Lin Li walked in first, and the others followed.
There is indeed a cave inside, no different from what is shown in the light curtain, and it actually looks larger, like a bustling street.
There is no traffic on the wide main road, and various rooms are closely built on both sides, and those without any plaques are unoccupied houses, and those with plaques are all kinds of facilities.
Behind the room is a familiar metal, which should also be indestructible.
But the facilities are all available, and they all show self-help and abundant supplies, if there are only such twenty or thirty people, it is more than enough.
"5 star luxury toilets? Is there such a wonderful place in the world?! I'm coming! The originally blackened stool Superman's eyes immediately bloomed brightly, and the villain with a smile on his face couldn't laugh at all, he looked at everyone: "Everyone, can you give me this place?" If you don't rob me, I'm willing to owe you a great favor! Whatever you need, I will help you! ”
"No one will grab the toilet with you, don't worry." Lin Li is embarrassed.
Everyone nodded, but Snow White and Pinocchio blushed and didn't dare to look at Lin Li.
"Two steam engines! Enough of you! Blushing at everything will only hurt you! Lin Li hadn't said anything yet, and the moment the nameless on the side noticed the situation, he couldn't suppress his complaining.
"But, in the toilet, it's really exciting~~" Snow White said sheepishly.
Nameless's eyes were numb: "Are you talking about what inappropriate content for children?" ”
"How...... How can it be! We're not like that! Pinocchio immediately retorted.
"Whoa—"
With the sound of breaking the air, Lin Li was already very skilled at dodging, so the river god's forehead was opened by Pinocchio's nose for the third hole.
"River god, believe me, one day, your forehead will turn into a shower." Athena's roar, Nameless said with a dark face while protecting Pinocchio.
Walking along the road, Lin Li saw a group of unexpected people coming towards him at the end of the road - Marvel characters.
Among them, Thanos, who was tied up, was dragged by Spider-Man, and Deadpool assisted on the side - referring to sitting on Thanos's body and then cheering for Spider-Man, which probably had a negative effect.
Since the two sides met here, it meant that the two whirlpool doors led to the same rest area.
"This brother, dare to ask if you are married?" Before Lin Li could say hello, someone had already walked in front of him, it was Li Jing.
I saw Li Jing clenching his fist at the Hulk, with light in his eyes.
"Huh?" The Hulk, who was still conscious of Dr. Banner at the moment, scratched his hair with his big hands.
"Matching? Why ask this. Banner glanced at Black Widow and asked.
"Brother, it's like this, there is a girl in the family who has just grown up, and now she is five years old, and it looks like a match made in heaven with you, I wonder if Your Excellency has the will to do this?" Li Jing further said.
Don't say it, don't really say it.
The Hulk's body size is one circle larger than Nezha's, but the more suitable size gap between men and women in love is that the man is taller than the woman.
So what Li Jing said about "looking" is a match made in heaven, strictly speaking, it is really so.
"This uncle, I like the five-year-old Lori the most, can you consider finding me a son-in-law?" As a color critic, how could Deadpool miss this kind of thing, and immediately jumped from Thanos's body to Hulk's body, and said diligently.
"Zha'er, as long as Zha'er likes it and has a good character, as an old man, I won't embarrass my son-in-law a little!" Li Jing waved behind him.
Nezha stepped forward shyly: "Ouch, don't call someone else's little Lori~"
Deadpool's pupils shrank, is this a five-year-old?! He turned around and walked away, only to find that he couldn't walk anymore - his leg had been grabbed by Banner.
"Banner, I'm not going to be loved, you know, I'm an anti-hero, my character is too bad, not only am I not moral, but I'm also sick!" Deadpool looked at Banner seriously and said.
"No, you can." Banner also responded seriously.
But Banner's expression suddenly became a little painful, and another voice came out of his mouth: "Hulk likes Nezha!" ”
Everyone on the field: "? ”
"Hulk, don't mess around." Dr. Banner hurriedly regained control of his body and spoke to Hulk's consciousness.
"Banner! Don't mess around! Hulk loves Nezha! The Hulk raised his hand and punched himself in the cheek, then looked at Nezha firmly and said.
"I'm so ashamed." When Nezha heard this, his little face turned red and he covered his cheeks with both hands.
"Hey, Hulk, I knew you could!" Deadpool, who took the opportunity to break free, said with relief: "Boldly pursue Nezha, you are really suitable, if you need love guidance, I can teach you some."
But not now, because my guidance can only be listened to when I am over 16 years old, and Nezha is only five years old, and I will tell you when she is gone. ”
"I know, I'm going to send flowers!" Hulk said in a muffled voice.
"Flowers, I have them, do you want them?" Deadpool clapped his hands excitedly.
"Hulk wants to spend!" Hulk nodded.
Deadpool pretended to dig into his pocket, and Hulk obediently crouched aside.
Deadpool suddenly turned around and pouted his ass towards Hulk, "Hulk, this is a chrysanthemum." ”
“……”
"Chrysanthemum is a fart, you pay attention to the wording, there are five-year-old children here!" Nameless bared his teeth and claws, feeling like he was going to tear Deadpool to shreds in the next second.
"Oh, it's over." Spider-Man watched this scene, and hurriedly crawled along the wall to Nezha's side, made an eyepatch out of spider silk, and put it on Nezha: "Miss Nezha, the next picture is not suitable for a five-year-old child to watch." ”
Nameless tears or not, Spider-Man doesn't know, but Hulk will.
"Yes, you're very sweet, young man, ...... interested," Li Jing asked as he looked at Spider-Man.
"Sorry uncle, I already have a girlfriend!" Peter Parker hurriedly said.
"Hulk don't want daisy! Hulk himself has chrysanthemums! Hulk doesn't want this kind of flower! Hulk is angry! Hulk's eyes turned red violently, and he grabbed Deadpool's legs and began to swing his arms sharply.
"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" Deadpool is smashed from left to right, from right to left, and so on.
The big windmill squeaks and turns.
Thor frowned at the sight - he thought he was smashed by the amnesiac Hulk in the first place, and now it looks like an immersive one.
"To be honest, it's a little too painful, can you save me, the person who saved me, I'm willing to give him a kiss." Deadpool said as he vomited blood.
No one responded, and everyone's expressions only revealed two words - "Good death." ”
"Although this brother named Hulk likes Zha'er, he seems to have violent tendencies, and if the two of them are together, the old man is worried that Zha'er will be abused." Li Jing muttered to himself, "I didn't expect the old man to have to consider whether Zha'er would be abused one day, rare, rare." ”
Lin Li felt a little funny, he patted Li Jing on the shoulder: "Li Jing, what are you anxious about, Athena is still a single leftover girl at such an age, she is not in a hurry, Nezha is only five years old, and there is nothing to worry about." ”
When the words fell, Lin Li felt a little uneasy in his heart, and then slowly swallowed a mouthful of saliva - every cell in his body was now transmitting a danger warning to him.
Right in front of him, Saint Seiya looked at him with fierce eyes, and he felt like he was about to hit Lin Li's face with the Pegasus Meteor Fist in the next second.
It's not just Seiya, Purple Dragon Binghe and other bronze saints have surrounded Lin Li into a circle with wings that are difficult to fly.
"Lin Li, what did you mean by what you just said, can you explain?" It was like a whisper from a demon from hell, and it came eeriely from behind Lin Li, bringing goosebumps.
Dangerous.
Death is coming!
"Sister Na, listen to my explanation, I'm actually talking about a holy woman, not a leftover woman." Lin Li smiled stiffly, turned his head to look at Athena, who was not smiling, it's bad, how can Athena still summon the Saint Seiya in this copy?
"Well, I'll listen to you make it up, go ahead." Athena nodded, continuing to smirk.
“……”
"Fast? Seiya, he doesn't make it up, you make it up for him, and you remake his human body structure for me. ”
"Forget it, I won't explain, Sister Na, as an atonement, I will find a way to help you take down the river god, how about it?" It seemed that there was no way to explain it, so Lin Li broke the jar and broke it.
"Seiya, hurry up and rub my brother's shoulders and pestle what you're doing." From a fake smile to a sincere smile, it only takes a moment, Athena knocked Lin Li's head with relief: "From today on, you will be my own brother, if you encounter any difficulties, tell your sister, sister covers you!" ”
"It's too fast to change your face, hey!" A nameless shame that sees everything in your eyes.
"Do you have an opinion?"
"Nope." Nameless wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
"Sister Na, you knocked me on the head three times, did you ask me to look for you in the middle of the night? Do you discuss a plan to take down the river god? Lin Li asked in a low voice.
"Why inexplicably quote the plot of Sun Wukong's apprenticeship! It's too hard to think about! Nameless complaining.
"Clever, brother." Athena nodded.
"Really?! How do your brain circuits fit together? The energy of the spit above Nameless' head accumulated again to the point of overflowing, and simply spewed out, but in a similar way outside, although the beam hit the nearby building, it did not cause any damage.
It's like the ground around the Hulk, which has endured dozens of heavy blows, and still has no cracks at all.
It also seems to be indestructible.
A curtain of light from the outside world appeared in the space at this time, and the two Odin continued:
"As the name suggests, the rest area is an area used to rest, allowing friendly exchanges, but it is forbidden to sneak attack and damage opponents here, and if it happens, you will be severely punished, and you won't want to know what the punishment is."
"I think, say it quickly, don't sell it." Lin Li rolled his eyes.
"Fruit Dance." Ten Leng Odin groaned.
"It's been a long time and it's still this kind of urine punishment! It's too undisciplined! Nameless gave Odin a middle finger.
"Well, that's not going to happen, if you don't believe me, just try it yourself."
Lin Li thought for a while and looked at Nameless: "Force, the police want to arrest the bad guys, there are so many bad guys in the prison, why don't the police go to the prison to arrest them?" ”
"Do you want to hear what you're talking about! Bristling! Nameless roared.
Looking at the sparkling hairs on the top of his head that had obviously reached the threshold again, Lin Li immediately aimed it at Deadpool.
The beam should have hit Deadpool's ass with precision, but the moment it touched it, it disappeared as if it had never existed.
"That's true." Lin Li nodded.
"You just used me as a guinea pig, didn't you?" Nameless blackened his face, "Even if Odin is lying to us, I'm the one who dances the fruit, right?" ”
"Clever." Lin Li snapped his fingers.
"You're smart, you're a ghost!"
Seeing this, Iron Man also fired a laser at Lin Li, and the same was true.
"But you are allowed to communicate here, after all, friendship comes first, competition comes second, except for this pirated Odin, we have no ill will in each other's universes, and we can still make friends." Ten Leng Odin said with a smile.
"Leave the rest of the time to yourselves, and we'll see you tomorrow." Marvel's Odin nodded.
The light curtain disappeared with the two Odins.
(End of chapter)