382. Give Marvel a little cold shock

Scarlet Witch stops the enraged Hulk and calms him down, allowing Dr. Banner's consciousness to regain possession of the body and stop the ravages of Deadpool.

There was no chat.

Marvel may still have its own internal disputes to deal with, and at the same time, it still vaguely regards Shi Leng as a competitor, and after the two Odin disappeared, he nodded and said goodbye and walked in the direction he came from.

Lin Li didn't mind or even hoped so, after all, he was in the Ten Leng camp, so if he wanted to win, he had to hide the abilities of these Ten Leng characters as much as possible.

After the game officially starts, give Marvel some small shocks.

"Superheroes are so cold." However, not everyone has the same idea as Lin Li, such as Xiao King Kong, he is very sorry now, and they are all written on his expression.

"Is there anything you'd like to talk to Marvel about?" Lin Li turned his head to look.

"No, I just want to sign it." Little King Kong spread out his hand and said.

"Now is not the time to chase stars." Lin Li laughed.

"I know, so I didn't say anything about it." Donkey Kong nodded.

Hearing this, he looked at this modern man who looked four or even three points similar to himself, for now, he should be the most normal guy, and he also knows how to take care of the overall situation, so good, he decided, and only play with him in the next time.

What is the forest, the poop superman, the river god...... It's all a bunch of neurotics! Can't play a little!

These guys should be put to death!

"Whoever you want, I'll help you get it, I barely have a relationship with them." Lin Li said.

"And this kind of good thing?" Xiao King Kong raised his eyebrows when he heard this, he took out a sack from nowhere and threw it in front of Lin Li.

Lin Li opened it and saw that it was full of sticky notes.

"Why are you giving me this?" Lin Li asked incomprehensibly.

"Anyone can do it, fill this sack, please, Lin Li!" Little King Kong's smile is innocent.

“…… Why do you want so many signatures? Lin Li's head was full of black lines, thinking of Xiao Kong's character, he was slightly surprised, narrowed his eyes, and stared at Xiao Kong: "You don't plan to wait until you return to your own world and take out the signatures one by one to sell them, right?" ”

"Hah...... Ha......, how could it be, I'm a big fan of them, and I want so many autographs just to commemorate it! That's right, commemoration! Little King Kong turned his head weakly.

"Little King Kong, I'll test you, what's Spider-Man's surname?" Lin Li sneered.

"Spider?" Donkey Kong replied weakly.

"His name is Peter Parker." Lin Li sneered again.

"I already knew! How can Spider-Man's surname be Spider, I'm just joking to liven up the atmosphere, of course Spider-Man's surname is "Pi"! I'm done with it! Little King Kong touched the pole and climbed up.

"It's a good surname, you know that "once upon a time there was a person with the surname Ke, called Kobe". Lin Li gave a thumbs up, smiling but not smiling.

"How do you know that I'm also a fan of Kobe, is Kobe Bryant also on the other side, can you also ask for a copy of him when you want to sign it, he is my eternal prison and eternal faith!" Little King Kong is righteous and righteous.

Lin Li directly picked up the sack and smashed it into Xiao Kong's face, knocked him to the ground, stepped over, and didn't look back.

Nameless, who followed behind, had a black face, and kicked his feet unceremoniously when he passed by Little King Kong.

- I saw it wrong, this kid is a normal person with a fart, his universe must be hopeless, the team is full of this kind of people, and he still wins a fart, when will he be able to rebel!

……

Because of hunger, everyone basically gathered in the huge supermarket on the street, and was happily shopping for zero yuan inside.

There is indeed everything in it, and everyone is happy to eat.

The river god was holding a small rice ball and eating it slowly, and beside him, Athena was nibbling on the same rice ball, and wanted to eat it in one bite, but she had to pay attention to the image, which was very difficult.

Thor squatted on the ground and gnawed on the barbecue, while Li Jing and the Bird Don't King who were sitting on the ground next to him ate meat and drank wine regardless of their image, and toasted each other and complained to each other:

"Brother Bird, you don't understand my suffering, everyone says that Nezha's five-year-old blind date is too early, but who understands that when Nezha is so strong, it's really not too early to be five years old."

"Brother Li, I'm also in pain, my home is in the M77 Nebula, and the M78 Nebula is next door, but I'm a big villain, I'm cringing at home, and even farting a little louder has an Ultraman flying over to give me a ticket.

They used me to rush performance, and often used an electric mosquito swatter to scare me, and I also suffered from the sequelae of autism when I saw an electric mosquito swatter, which was too much, and I really had no choice but to come to the earth to be a blessing. ”

According to the current progress of digging out the heart and lungs, it will not be long before Nezha will have more uncles - it's time to bow down.

Ten cold is like this, theoretically speaking, the king of birds does not should be the villain who does all kinds of evil, but everyone is not surprised that they drink.

But listening to these words, Nameless turned pale and seemed to be unwell, scurrying around the supermarket frantically, and finally found what he was looking for: a pair of earplugs.

Plugging the earbuds into his ears, the world was quiet, and the nameless expression was pleasant: "If you can't hear it, you don't need to complain, it's finally saved." ”

Lin Li first found the watch in the supermarket, compared it with his "Conan's watch", it was six o'clock in the evening, and after determining the time, he randomly picked a boxed lunch, heated it in the microwave, and came to the dining area.

There was still a seat at the table of Poop Superman and Pinocchio Snow White, so Lin Li sat down.

The food selected by Poop Superman is all laxative, and the character is more plump.

Snow White on the opposite side ate very lightly and elegantly, while Pinocchio beside him had no decent food in front of him, just a few boxes of throat lozenges.

"Pinocchio, aren't you eating?" Lin Li asked.

"I'm a wood man, so there's not much demand for that." Pinocchio said with a throat lozenge in his mouth.

"Then what are you doing with so many throat lozenges?"

"My throat is of great use to me, of course I have to protect it, it's my lifeline." Pinocchio said as a matter of course.

The nose didn't get longer, obviously he didn't lie, after thinking about it, Lin Li also understood, Pinocchio's attack method was actually lying, if his voice was hoarse and he couldn't speak, it would indeed have a serious impact.

"I'm full~~What should I do next~~ I haven't tried to go to bed so early~~" After the meal, the river god got up slowly and said.

Lin Li hadn't noticed that side at all, but suddenly, there was some movement under his desk, and when he looked down, he saw a person squatting under his desk.

This action should be inappropriate and astringent for children.

If only the person down there wasn't a man.

Saint Seiya.

This kid is wearing armor, and at this moment, his Pegasus Meteor Fist is facing the part of himself that is doing more, ready to attack.

Obviously, the action is so obscene, but the eyes are firm as if they want to enter the dang.

Lin Li: "......"

Snow White on the other side also seemed to notice that the opposite side was full of affection, she glanced at Lin Li, her face was flushed, and the meaning in her eyes probably was, "I didn't expect you to be like this."

"You're right, blushing at everything will only hurt you." Lin Li sighed, got up and ran to the river god's side, and directly hugged his shoulder: "Sleep? How can you sleep at your age, river god! The nightlife has just begun, and we need to enjoy life! ”

"Ah~~? Then how should we enjoy it~~" The river god asked Lin Li puzzled.

Lin Li was thoughtful, and in the face of Athena's expectant eyes, he gradually firmed: "Why don't you kiss Athena first?" ”

River God: "Huh? ”

"You're too direct, aren't you! How can you be such a wingman! Athena, who was standing behind the river god and "roaring silently", seemed to be about to tear Lin Li alive from the point of view of her movements.

It's such a scary woman, no wonder she can't get married.

"Uh, no, no, what, that's wrong, I mean, we just have three people and one dog here, why don't we have an exciting flying chess?" Lin Li hurriedly pulled out a box of flying chess from the shelf to make up for it.

"What's so exciting about flying chess!"

"Ahem, how about a person who loses to take off a piece of clothing?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows cheaply.

"Ah~~So exciting~~ It's not good......" The river god scratched his head and was about to refuse.

"Yes! That's it! Athena immediately interrupted the river god, "Let's go, go to my house to play, the room I picked is quite big!" ”

……

"That's not right! Very wrong! ”

Lin Li pinched his chin, looked at the endgame in front of him, his brows furrowed, ten or even twelve points wrong.

Lin Li is a little cold now - his upper body is already naked, and in the chess game in front of him, it seems that he is about to lose again, but it is not appropriate to take off his pants next, right?

Lin Li looked at the river god and asked bitterly, "Did you ancient people wear so many clothes?" ”

"It was very troublesome for us ancient people to wear clothes." The river god scratched his head and said, the river god who seemed to just take off his coat actually lost the most.

"You ancients wore a coat made of gold and a coat made of silver, along with an ordinary coat?" Lin Lipi didn't smile.

"That's how ancient people were." The river god said harmlessly.

Facing the river god with such a thick skin, Lin Li looked at Athena, although it was a united front, but now it was time to tear his face: "Sister Na, are you cheating, how can anyone have so many six." ”

"The constitution of man and god cannot be generalized, what happened if I was lucky......" Athena looked away with a weak heart.

"Luckily, you can." Lin Li chuckled, "But." ”

"You can't fly all the planes in one round in one round, one hundred and twenty-seven six! One hundred twenty-seven six! Lin Li's voice couldn't help but rise.

"Just because you're unlucky doesn't mean others can't...... People can't do it, don't blame the road for being uneven......" Athena's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

Good, good, another cheeky god.

Lin Li looked at Thor again, only to see Thor who noticed his gaze, lying leisurely, he immediately turned his back to Lin Li, patted his buttocks, and pressed the button of the collar on the ground: "I am Thor Thor!" For the glory of the gods of the north! ”

A smug face.

- This dog thing is completely naked, and there is only a cloak in clothes, and the barefoot ones are not afraid to wear shoes, so it doesn't matter how you lose.

He's just a dog!

It's bad, and the victim seems to be the only one.

"It's not early, I'm sleepy, family." Lin Li stood up and said sincerely.

He had only taken a step towards the door, and he could no longer walk.

Because the left hand was held by Athena, the right hand was held by the river god, and the feet were bitten by Thor, they said in unison: "Take off your pants first (I am Thor), and then continue (for the glory of the god of the north)." ”

Lin Li: "......"

"You ......," Lin Li's eyes widened.

A dog, a man and a woman, smiled tacitly.

They are not a dog, a man and a woman, this is a dog man and a woman!

It's all black inside when you cut it!

……

There are many outright losers, and they return to the house they have chosen.

I don't play with them anymore, and I don't even want to keep my underwear, Lin Li doesn't think it's necessary to make friends.

Then Lin Li checked the room, and found no anomalies or mechanisms, it was a very ordinary house.

It was not early, so Lin Li prepared to sleep.

"In vain, I love you." Faintly, Lin Li, who was lying on the bed, heard Pinocchio's voice.

It was supposed that Snow White and Pinocchio lived next door.

"In vain~I love you~, vomit-" Lin Li's face twisted, repeating this in a weird way like Mr. Krabs repeating someone else's words, sour.

"In vain, I don't love you anymore." Pinocchio said again.

Lin Li was suddenly excited, is this a quarrel? Do you mean to eat melons?

Say this and don't be sleepy, single dogs like to watch little couples quarrel!

Lin Li began to look forward to it.

"In vain, I love you." But what Lin Li was waiting for was this sentence again.

"In vain, I don't love you anymore."

"In vain, I love you."

"In vain, I don't love you anymore."

Pinocchio seems to have become a repeater, repeating these two sentences all the time.

Just when Lin Li was puzzled by why this was, mixed with Pinocchio's confession, the voice belonging to Snow White gradually began to increase.

It's just a voice, a voice without meaning, a blood-pumping sound.

Later, Pinocchio's speed of speech became faster and faster, and he didn't even have time to say the prefix "white".

"Love you don't love you love you don't love you love you don't love you don't love you ......"

The smile on the corner of Lin Li's mouth disappeared completely.

He gradually understood everything.

As we all know, carpenters in fairy tales, when making puppeteers, usually do not make anything superfluous.

In other words, Pinocchio is actually incapable of that.

But God usually opens the door when he closes it...... Forget it, it's not a window, it should be a dog hole.

Pinocchio was given a nose that could be made longer and shorter.

Because between lying and honesty, the nose is free to retract.

Coincidentally, the ability to stretch and bend is exactly what Snow White needs.

"Pinocchio, the big thing you are referring to when you buy throat lozenges, shouldn't you mean this?" The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched and said, understanding everything sometimes makes people feel collapsed: "The root of life, the root of life, your nose is really the root of life!" ”

Pinocchio, who spoke casually and had a hoarse voice, said to Snow White: "Baibai, give me a throat lozenge, my throat is a little unbearable......

"Good~~"

Where the hell is a throat lozenge!

This is viagra at all!

Wood people have someone to love, and they ......

Lin Li wanted to die.

……

Marvel's side.

Except for the less familiar Venom and Deadpool, most of the superheroes gather together to discuss how things change, and Odin's words are somewhat believable.

Ant-Man suddenly grows larger and appears in the middle of the crowd.

Iron Man looked at Ant-Man and asked, "How's it going?" What are our opponents doing? ”

Ant-Man's face was strange, his voice was a little obscure, and his tone was full of incomprehension:

"One fell asleep in the place where we were separated from them, and took a sack as a quilt;

a cushion in a five-star toilet that has been rubbing its face against a high-end toilet;

Two middle-aged men are drinking, one calls each other Daddy, the other calls each other Grandpa, and now they are dancing hand in hand;

Next to him, a young man with dull hair on the top of his head, while scolding these two guys for being unreliable, took care of one of them's big daughter and coaxed her to sleep;

There were also three people and a dog, and they played flying chess all night until one of them lost all his clothes.

There is also a small couple who are doing what should be done between couples, with a lot of voice and energy.

Although, but, above, that's all our opponents did today, well, all. ”

The audience was silent.

“…… It's hard to evaluate. The U.S. team said with difficulty.

"Indeed." Iron Man nodded.

"In such a state, can they really be called opponents?" Doctor Strange was puzzled.

"I don't understand, but I'm blown away."

When Lin Li was listening to the bed and thinking about life, he didn't know that the characters of Shileng had already given Marvel a little cold shock.

(End of chapter)