A small loss is not a loss, and a win is a win if you don't lose.

Although there was no change in the score difference between the two teams after the end of this project, it was ...... Already satisfied.

He just wants the next project to be Wendou or martial arts, don't come to this anti-routine type to torture yourself, although the style of the project is very cold, but Lin Li really can't stand it a little.

The god of this copy, leave yourself some discipline.

At this time, Lin Li, who was going to the supermarket with Li Jing's Bird King, was going to bring some wine home to drink.

"Didn't you two drink for fear of making a mistake? But I'm happy today, and the advantage has increased a lot at the end of the day, and today, it's allowed, you can drink! Lin Li said to the two of them as he walked.

"Father-in-law! You've finally understood the true meaning of wine! That's great! Alcohol is the most wonderful thing in the world, Li Shimin has said: Take wine as a reference, you can be well-dressed, know the gains and losses, and know the rise and fall! The Bird King was very excited, but he couldn't drink when he met Li Jing, a confidant, and he was suffocated for the past two days.

"Okay, Lin Li, let's have a drink tonight." Li Jing also touched his goatee and nodded, very pleased.

"Don't worry, father-in-law, I know what you're worried about, this time Li Jing and I will never be the same as last time." The Bird King raised an eyebrow, "We're ready......"

Lin Li frowned slightly, are they going to drink in moderation this time, that's not good!

How can you make a mistake if you don't drink too much?!

But before Lin Li could think of a persuasion, the Bird King confidently pulled open the waist of his pants and showed it to Lin Li: "Look, father-in-law, if you wear two pants today, you will definitely not dance like last time!" ”

"Indeed, the old man has also prepared an extra coat, so he can't lose his face anymore." Li Jing also showed off his double clothes.

Lin Li: "......"

It's my own overthinking.

"Li Jing, father-in-law, what are we going to drink tonight?" In the liquor section of the supermarket, looking at the dazzling array of goods, the Bird King asked, "Drink thunder flowers like last time?" Or is it Bird Su? ”

"I can do it, let's see Lin Li's opinion." Li Jing said it didn't matter.

"Shall we drink this?" When Lin Li's voice sounded from the corner, the Bird King and Li Jing walked over to see what kind of wine Lin Li liked to drink.

Lin Li is holding a bottle of "Water of Life Whisky (96%)", and his smile is gentle at the moment.

Li Jing, Bird King: "? ”

"Brother Bird, I'm an ancient, and I don't know much about whiskey, do you modern people like to drink it like this? Your gut ...... It's this! Li Jing frowned, found that things were not simple, and gave a thumbs up.

"No, humans don't usually drink like that." The Bird King also shook his head jealously, "Ordinary whiskey usually has an alcohol content of only 40-60%. ”

"You're mistaken, it's actually 6% whiskey." Lin Li smiled harmlessly, and silently pressed the 9 in front of 6 with his thumb.

"You're lying to the ghost, father-in-law! Why cover your ears and steal the bell! I can't drink this, I'm going to die! The Bird King was terrified.

"Okay." Lin Li put the water of life back on the shelf with some regret, since this is the case, he can only change the way.

Drink white bar.

But...... It's chilled.

……

Half an hour later, the Bird King and Li Jing had already begun to talk nonsense, the so-called two layers of clothes could not stop the enthusiasm of these two people to take off their clothes, and at this moment, in front of Lin Li, they were dancing hand in hand.

- Baijiu itself has a high degree of alcohol, but its spicy throat and stomach can remind people of the upper limit of drinking in this way.

However, once the liquor is chilled, the taste will become better, and the irritation will be greatly reduced, which can make people unconsciously drink at least twice the original amount of alcohol, which is very easy to drink alcoholism.

Lin Li didn't have anything to do, because he didn't drink at all, and every time it was his turn to drink, Lin Li made a drinking motion, and then put his thumb into the liquor to transfer the liquor to the "back space".

Running away from alcohol is a profession – he still doesn't break traffic laws by driving today.

Lin Li is not a harmful devil, on the contrary, as a warm man, he even mixed a whole table of 96% combustible honey water before leaving, and at the same time wrote with a label "If you wake up, remember to drink this glass of honey water, it will be more comfortable".

With the urine sex of the Bird King and Li Jing, these are enough to achieve their cycle of sobering up tonight - drunk to death - drunk to death.

It's a pity that one of Lin Li's goals was not achieved.

- He originally wanted to take advantage of the two people's drinking to induce them to reveal their identity information, or take out their identity cards to achieve the result of deducting points and limiting the role.

But what is grass is that every time Lin Li wants to lead the topic in this direction.

The answer of the two - "What to talk about while drinking!" Off-duty people talk about the joy of getting off work! Father-in-law, punish yourself with a cup! Punish yourself with a glass! I did it first! ”

It was a defense mode that Lin Li had never expected.

Lin Li didn't even ask where their ID cards were.

These two boys are fruitful, but Lin Li still can't find them!

It's not too obvious, Lin Li has no choice but to give up.

After mixing the honey water, Lin Li left Li Jing's house, carrying a large bunch of bananas, and came to Superman's house.

"Father-in-law? What are you doing here? Superman hurriedly stopped rubbing his face against the toilet lid, got up and pointed around and said, "Sit, you can sit on any toilet, just like your own home." ”

The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, Superman's home is a five-star toilet, and the 'seats' in his house are indeed all toilets.

"I won't sit down, I'm here to bring you some bananas to help you moisten your bowels, after all, your combat effectiveness is very impressive, and you are my right-hand man! Let you have a smooth intestine, is what I am most concerned about as a captain, my mind and your intestines are in a united front, it is smooth, I will be smooth. Lin Li said sincerely.

"Lin Li, you're still good to me!" Poop Superman was very moved, picked up the banana brought by Lin Li, and immediately began to eat it.

"Remember to eat it all today." Lin Li smiled and admonished.

"Okay, no problem, but why is this banana a little sour?" Poop Superman smashes it and smashes it in his mouth, asked.

"Isn't this good, acid stimulates your appetite and makes you eat more bananas, so that when you go to the toilet, you will definitely cry ghosts." The façade of the forest does not change color.

"Oh, my father-in-law has good intentions, and I am grateful!" Poop Superman felt very reasonable when he heard this, and he ate more happily.

Lin Li smiled slightly.

Of course, it's sour, because the bananas are still in a half-ripe state.

Bananas are true, but the premise is that bananas must be fully ripe, but where bananas are sandwiched, this not only can not be laxative, but will lead to constipation!

If Poop Superman eats all these bananas today, with his constipation-prone physique, he can suffocate his doubtful life!

Poop Superman is a capable man!? Phew, it's a big problem! How easy it was for him to attack the city at the beginning, how much headache Lin Li has now.

Thinking of this, in order to make sure that nothing went wrong, Lin Li pretended to ask casually: "Poop Superman, are you afraid of kryptonite?" ”

"You said the genuine Superman is afraid of that stone? Of course I'm not afraid, I'm not a Kryptonian, only weak superhumans are afraid of that kind of thing, piracy is stronger than the genuine version! I'm not just Superman, I'm poop! Poop Superman said with some pride.

He didn't have any doubts about Lin Li asking such a question, because he trusted Lin Li very much, just like Nameless.

After all, if Lin Li was an undercover agent, he would still have to accept the prize of pulling fresh food for the nameless in front of everyone...... What about punishment.

"So the only thing that restricts you is poop?" Lin Li regretted this answer.

Superman's gaze suddenly became deep, as if full of stories: "Lin Li, I am not actually a native human on Earth. ”

"I am the last poop superman in the universe, the only surviving aboriginal of the planet that gave birth to me. When my home was facing destruction, my parents found me a new home in the vast universe - Earth, and sent me away in a spaceship, which was still in infancy......" The language of Poop Superman was mixed with a faint sadness.

"Stop."

Lin Li's head was full of black lines: "You don't have to repeat Superman's story line to me again, is your name still Clark Ken?" ”

"No, because I grew up pulling a lot, my real name is Labrador Do, but you still call me poop, I don't like the name." Poop Superman said shyly.

Lin Li: "......"

Didn't hold on.

Fortunately, Nameless is here, otherwise this toilet would have exploded to his spit energy.

"Father-in-law, do you know what my hometown is called?" Then the poop Superman scratched his head and asked.

"What? Fecal star? Laburacin? Lin Li squinted at the past and casually put forward two undisciplined answers.

"Colon nodules." Poop Superman shook his head and replied.

Lin Li was stunned for a while, and he hadn't sorted out the logic for a while, but then he thought that the superman born on Krypton was afraid of Kryptonite, did that mean......

"You've been going around for so long, just to express that colon stones can make you completely an ordinary person, right?" Lin Li couldn't help complaining.

"What a name for an item that makes people shudder when you hear it." Poop Superman's eyes were jealous, "Lin Li, you won't understand, the horror of naturally growing colon stones." ”

"I hope I'll never understand it in my life." Lin Li helplessly covered his forehead.

The good news is that I've got another weakness of Superman, and it's the ultimate weakness, and the bad news is that it's a bit tricky......

Supermarkets don't sell colon stones......

No, no one on earth is going to sell this thing! Hell knows this thing will be of any use for him!

Although this enemy treasure, as long as you work hard and adjust your diet and lifestyle, you can raise it yourself...... But it may take a little longer.

"I can only hope for Marvel's side, many of them are already middle-aged, maybe there is something wrong with them, maybe some of the unlucky people have this stone on their bodies. With Iron Man and his suit, it shouldn't be a problem to take them out......," Lin Li thought in his heart.

The next thing to do is to tell Marvel about this information.

Lin Li also added several pieces of advice to the Marvel team.

Because Lin Li felt that they didn't use the characteristics of all their teammates at all.

Before that, Lin Li had one more thing to do, he went to the supermarket where everyone gathered again.

"Lin Li, what's the matter with you, you look constipated, didn't you go to the house of Superman to poop? Infected? Athena, who was still in the supermarket, asked curiously.

"Don't mention it, I just knew that the real name of Poop Superman is Labura Duo, and his weakness is colon stones, too grassy and undisciplined, so I can't accept it for a while." Lin Li deliberately covered his forehead and said helplessly.

Athena: "......"

The nameless man in the corner poked his head out, and sure enough, the stupid hair on the top of his head vented three times before he finished spitting out the slots of this sentence.

……

Next.

Like the first day, there are nine people, one dog and two corpses on the side of Shileng, and all Marvel members are here.

"Lin Li, you shouldn't let them drink! Last night, I coaxed Nezha to sleep again! Nameless took advantage of Nezha's lack of attention and kicked the unconscious Li Jing on the ground, and the Bird King had 300 feet.

"I made a mistake, I kept persuading last night." Lin Li said with a slight annoyance.

"I don't blame you, I blame these two drunkards." Nameless nodded.

Lin Li didn't lie, he really kept persuading last night.

It's just that the content of the persuasion is "What about how many fish are left?" "Let's have another drink!" "This bottle, blow it directly, whoever doesn't blow it is a grandson!" This.

Let's just say that I am not persuading the bar.

Then the light curtain came as promised, and there was only Shileng Odin alone in the picture, took out the tape recorder that recorded the rules, and after pressing it, he looked to the side and urged: "Dead old man, start quickly, don't waste the most important opening time." ”

"Guys who are too vulgar know how to urge." Marvel Odin belatedly sat next to Shileng Odin and glanced at him.

The people below were not particularly focused, and no one woke up Li Jing and the Bird King this time, because everyone knew that they had not yet entered the topic.

"It's time for cross talk again." Nameless sighed and complained.

"Call me when they're done." Little King Kong directly closed his eyes and recuperated.

"Can you just hit it?" Pinocchio shouted impatiently at the light curtain.

"Wow! (Father, kill Marvel Odin!) ）”

But the two Odin didn't seem to hear the shouts of the people below, and their eyes only looked at each other.

Snow White's face was as red as ever: "I knocked, this CP, Odin X Odin, is still a young man." ”

"Knocking on everything will only hurt you!" Nameless couldn't help but roar.

"Do you know the value of time? Oh, yes, you don't know, after all, it's the lowliest Odin, and your time is really worthless. "The power of the Yin and Yang Strange Qi of the Ten Cold Odin has not diminished.

Marvel Odin took a deep breath: "Hold back, hold back, don't do it, the world is peaceful." ”

"I'll control my emotions, heh, I've grown up, I'm a good boy." Ten Leng Odin's face was pleased.

"Being provoked is in the arms of this dog, and being provoked is in the middle...... I must not do it today. Marvel Odin just clenched his fists.

"Confucius once said something that I like very much: 'Wei Junjie, the hee-hee thing!' Forehead...... It doesn't seem to be what Confucius said, it was Lu Xun and Zhou Shuren, it doesn't matter, Xiao Ao, for the sake of you being so sensible today, I really won't say a word. Ten Leng Odin shut up contentedly.

"I don't know if Zi said that sentence about you, but I know that Zi said that it is tolerable or unbearable!" Marvel Odin took off his helmet for the third time and smashed it on the top of Ten Cold Odin's head.

The Third Great War of Odin begins.

No one complained or cared about it anymore, and Nameless directly ignored the two old things above his head, and had no desire to complain, so he took advantage of the Bird King's drunkenness and took the opportunity to take revenge.

After all, everyone is used to this scene.

This time it was still Marvel Odin who was injured and won.

He looked at the people below, not only Marvel, but also Shi Leng, his eyes were deep, and he sighed as if he couldn't check it, and finally adjusted his mood and picked up the familiar broadcast tone:

"The annoying old thing has been solved, now, start preaching the rules."

"Team Battle!"