399. Dog with electric mosquito swatter
"Please follow the open passage to the playing field."
The venue that appeared this time was not much different from the "Ring Match", but the scope was a little larger.
The white line has been estimated to be about 3,000 meters in diameter.
"The contestants are eight players from two universes, a total of sixteen players, and the specific players are selected by the captain." Marvel Odin went on to explain.
"The contestants took to the stage for a 2v2 battle."
"After the contestants are confirmed by the team leader, they will be instantly teleported to a fixed position in the venue." There are still two red dots in the field, some distance from the white line, but not very much, the same as before.
"Victory is judged if both of them are incapacitated, or both of them leave the playing field completely, and the decision is lost."
"If four people on both sides lose the ability to fight at the same time or make peace, a draw will be awarded."
"Among them, the plane range of the competition venue is divided into the area drawn by the white line in the center of the venue, and the spatial range is within 200 meters above the plane."
"If you die in this match, you will not really die, you will be classified as losing the ability to fight, but the consequence will be 'death', and you will not be able to participate in any event for the next 24 hours."
"A player can only play one match, and at the end of the game, regardless of whether they win or lose, both players will be off the court."
"At the end of each match, depending on the number of survivors of the winning team, one point is awarded for one survivor and two points for two survivors, and the captaincy can directly double the points for that round, which is 2 and 4 points.
No points are added for both sides of a draw. ”
"The match will start in 10 minutes, please choose four games against eight players, press the button of the captain's armband, and tell the name, you can confirm, and the first player on both sides will be teleported to the venue at the same time in ten minutes."
"Rules can be listened to over and over again."
"The clock has begun."
After Odin finished the rules, the figure in the light curtain disappeared, leaving behind a ten-minute countdown.
"Is it another fight? It's just that this time it changed from one to two to two. Snow White said as she bit her finger.
"Excluding the winning streak mechanism, which means that all eight players will inevitably play, and they can only play once, and before both sides play, they don't know who the other side sent, and the information difference is meaningless in this project, which is a small advantage for us."
Nameless was also quietly analyzing beside him.
"What's there to worry about, it's actually still a situation of giving points, right? Marvel was basically crushed by us when it was 1V1, and lost the game with two useless things, and now 2V2, this is not as simple as 1+1, unless we put those two useless things in a group, otherwise it will be difficult for us to lose, right? ”
Pinocchio and Nameless squinted.
"Don't say that you are useless things." Nameless gritted his teeth and fought for himself and Pinocchio.
"Useless things are only forced, I defeated the Great Demon King of Horror, I have to go too far, I'm strong, don't take me with you when you scold him." Pinocchio fights for himself.
"Don't backstab me when I'm talking for you! And your words really hurt! That bald cape man really isn't an existence I can fight! Nameless broke the defense, and then glared at Xiao King Kong: "And you, Little King Kong, you have never been ......"
The nameless who broke the defense was silent.
He remembered that the little King Kong guy also went into a fight and managed to score.
Only yourself......
"Although I am an ordinary person who has not been transformed by the Spit Star People, I have also dedicated my all to the team! At least I scored, I can't argue with it. Little King Kong grimaced at Nameless.
You are not ordinary at all, Lin Li slandered in his heart - Little King Kong is the past life of Fu Lu Xiao King Kong, and in the world view of the Ten Cold, Fu Lu Xiao King Kong is the ceiling of combat power, and it is also the most capable of loading X in the Ten Cold, but there is indeed the existence of this capital.
"Alas, but what Xiao King Kong said is not wrong, as long as there is no qualitative change, there will be basically no accidents in the ending of 1V1 and 2V2.
Even from the perspective of qualitative change, the qualitative change that will occur in our side of the group is greater, at the most basic, I stay with you, why don't you complain about the energy, but unfortunately, I can't participate in the competition today. ”
Nameless, who was still in the cooldown period of 'death', sighed in annoyance - he really wanted to win once!
He wanted to take a hard breath!
"Then let's expand the score and let the other side give up completely." Athena said elegantly, "Lin Li, let's get ready to choose a contestant." ”
"Okay." Lin Li nodded slightly, his gaze shifted slightly, and he saw the mobile phone hanging on Doctor Strange's waist.
At this moment, the stand-in is in the dark corner of the rest area, holding Conan's voice changer, facing the mobile phone, always ready to contact.
Poor information?
This time there is, but it's not on our side......
This time it is a collision between strengths, this time, there is its own arrangement, only to lose, not to win.
……
Ten minutes later.
"Game on!" Odin announces that the time has come.
"I'm Thor! For the glory of the gods of the north! Thor wagged his tail and stood with his head held high at the teleportation point.
He was praised by Lin Li's rainbow fart, and immediately agreed to take the lead again.
And beside him, his teammate this time was still a little drunk Bird King, and yawned at this time: "Really, why did this kid die yesterday, I have to play, and I have to do it myself, it's really troublesome." ”
"Thor, meet again." Opposite the two, Thor was flying high in the air, wrapped in lightning and thunder.
Thor sees Thor, and Thor gives his middle finger.
Thor: "Doge".
The great injustice of Thor is coming to be bullied by himself again!
Thor's teammate is Iron Man who walks around below.
Although drunk, the Bird King still didn't forget to get down to business.
I can't go against my father-in-law's expectations!
He stretched out his hands and pulled out the horns of his two seals that had been glued to him.
In an instant, his hairstyle soared into the sky, turning into the appearance of a Super Saiyan, and he applied at least ten catties of hairspray.
The Bird King, who was wrapped in red air masses, had sharp eyes for a while, and finally showed the sense of oppression that a king should have.
"The Bird King is finally getting serious." Nameless emotion.
Then the Bird King looked at Iron Man with aggressive eyes, and finally moved to the audience, where he looked at Nameless...... Slowly took off his pants.
The movements are skillful and fluid.
Nameless: "Enough is enough for the Bird King!" Can you change the routine! Don't nurture your hobby anymore! The wind of our universe will collapse because of people like you! The last time the fortress battle was not transparent on all sides, you just took it off, but now everyone is watching, you need to make a face! ”
The red air mass on the Bird King's body was even stronger, and he nodded with satisfaction: "It's a pity, after all, there is still a bit of distance, and the energy of the two can't be maximized, but it should be enough to play Marvel." ”
The Bird King is also a spit star, but he doesn't complain much, because he can not only use spit energy, but also use the second energy, a kind of energy that will accumulate when he is spit out.
So when Nameless complained about him, he was not only charging Nameless himself, but also charging the Bird King.
The Bird King turned his head, ready to teach the other side a little lesson.
"Big! Get ready ......" The Bird King was just about to shout, but he saw Thor, flying towards him, on top of Iron Man.
Thor is actually nothing, the important thing is that Thor is holding an electric mosquito swatter in his hand.
The electric mosquito swatter seems to have been made by Iron Man, with a red and black color scheme, and a desperate fly face sprayed on the middle grid.
Because at this moment, in the hands of Thor, the mosquito killer is crackling and shining.
Because at this moment, in the hands of Thor, the mosquito killer is crackling and shining.
At this moment, it must be the world's most powerful electric mosquito swatter.
When he saw the electric mosquito swatter clearly, the bird king instantly lost his momentum, and the memory of his past performance was vivid, he lost his fighting spirit, and retreated in fear.
even stumbled and fell directly to the ground.
"No, no...... Don't come here! The Bird King crouched on the ground and held his head.
[They used me to rush performance, and often used an electric mosquito swatter to scare me, and I also suffered from the sequelae of autism when I saw an electric mosquito swatter, which was too much, and I really had no choice but to come to the earth to be a blessing. 】
This is the conversation between the Bird King and Li Jing that Lin Li heard before when they complained to each other, although there was no such setting in the original book, but since it was mentioned in the copy, Lin Li told the other side, and now it seems that it is useful.
"Don't be afraid of mosquito swatters!" Nameless in the audience complained, "Isn't there a brain shell on the outside of your body!" I can't shoot you! And ......"
“…… You're wearing pants and shutting yourself up! ”
The re-replenishment of the second energy, as well as the call of the rival, made the Bird King's eyes open slightly, yes, he is a villain, how can he retreat like this!
Lin Li also encouraged loudly on the side: "Cheer up, Bird King, it's just an electric mosquito swatter that crackles and turns into charcoal with a touch of a million volts, there's nothing to be afraid of!" ”
When the bird king heard this, his eyes were dark, and his eyes that had just opened were closed.
The Bird King's teammate, Thor confronts Iron Man.
It had been exposed before, so there was no point in covering it up at the moment, Thor immediately summoned his own Thor's hammer, noticing the situation on the Bird King's side, he was immediately distracted, stretched out one of his free dog paws, and tried to take Thor's hammer away, reducing the pressure on the Bird King, giving him time to cheer up.
Feeling the departure of Thor's hammer, Thor frowned, and inevitably fell into a stalemate with Thor again.
Thor's hammer flew sideways between the two Thor gods, unable to choose.
Thor's other hand, still holding his own Thor's hammer, was now locked on Iron Man, summoning the Celestial Thunderbolt to fall where he was.
Iron Man is actually a superhero who has treated many heroes as imaginary enemies, so he has actually collected a lot of information about Thor's moves, and a certain world line in the comics has also made anti-Thor armor.
So in the face of such an attack, he dodged with ease.
At this moment, he is really not in a hurry, he can even use the power of Thor to recharge himself, but he is not sure whether he can use the electricity of another universe.
- After all, the universe on the other side is not disciplined, and electricity may also be undisciplined.
Now what to do is another attempt, the undercover agent on the opposite side, to provide himself with a hypothetical situation.
"Jarvis, detach the anti-Tor armor." Tony in the suit commanded Jarvis.
"Understood!" With the electronic sound, a protruding part of the back of the suit was suddenly opened, and a small mecha fell into shape, and slowly walked to Iron Man's side.
This mecha ...... It's a dog.
"Wang!" After the mechanical dog shouted, he stretched out his mechanical hand to Thor's other hammer in Thor's hand.
The Hammer of Ten Colds flew into its hand in an instant, and even humanized the mechanical dog's cheek, and the electric charge flickered, injecting its own power fiercely.
A dog and a hammer are like glue, like a reunion after a long absence.
Thor: Dumbfounded.
The confusion when Thor's hammer was snatched away was reproduced on Thor's face at this moment.
It's broken, it's your turn to be cuckolded.
[The setting of his Thor's hammer is "dogs can be used", so as long as it is a dog, it can be used, otherwise why do you think Hong Qigong chose a dog as Thor?]
If you are familiar with Thor, you will know that he usually does not dare to summon Thor's hammer at all, the reason is that he is afraid that it will elope with other dogs who have just met. 】
"I'm Thor! Barking! (Slag hammer, come back!) Reacting to this, Thor stretched out his hand angrily.
Hearing the call, the Hammer of Ten Colds hesitated and flew towards Thor.
"Wang!" The mechanical dog suddenly split into two mechanical dogs, and barked at Thor's hammer dog at the same time.
The four paws of the mechanical dog are simply tailor-made for this hammer and fit its shape perfectly!
The Hammer of Ten Colds froze violently, seemed to 'look' at Thor back, and happily flew towards the mechanical dog, enjoying the caress of the paws of the two dogs and the four dogs.
"I'm Thor!"
"Wow! (Come back, Hammer Hammer!) Thor was heartbroken.
……
No matter how much Thor barks now, his Mjolnir completely ignores him.
The green man will end up being green - Thor, the god of thunder, learned this lesson today.
in the audience.
"This hammer is too water-based! It doesn't even want to get bogged down in a stalemate!? Betrayed Thor directly!? The nameless person on the audience complained.
"It's normal for a hammer to be undisciplined, look at Thor's pitiful appearance, it's really the same hahahahaha
"But an animatronic dog is also a dog?" Nameless or Bengbu lives.
"If you talk about cyber love, you will have electronic immortality. Maybe Hammer is tired of Thor's possessive life, and now he wants to do it differently, alas, I didn't expect it. Lin Li sighed.
The advice I gave, it seems that the other side has adopted and listened to it, yes, the child can be taught.
"An electronic dog is also a dog, so can a person like Lin Li, who is more dog than a dog, also use this hammer?" Pinocchio muttered to himself.
Hearing this, Lin Li silently approached Pinocchio with a lighter.
Sooner or later, I'll get you on fire!
on the battlefield.
The Marvel hammer is in a stalemate, the Ten Cold Hammer is taken away, and Thor himself is just an ordinary dog in the Ten Cold World, even if he struggles to bark and even sell cute, he can't withstand the fate of being carried out of the field by the back of the neck by Iron Man.
And the Bird King, who was in a state of autism, was also driven out after Thor was eliminated.
"Because the players of the ten cold teams have left the competition venue, the winner of this game is the Marvel team, and because the survivors are 2, 2 points will be obtained."
"The next battle will start in a minute."
[At the end of the month, I want a monthly pass, just make up a thousand, thank you~]
Again.
The characters in the dungeon have been changed by me.
The settings of the hammer and the electric mosquito swatter were all added by me, not in the original book.
But in the dungeon plot, I think it's a reasonable magic change to use it now.
Because this kind of response point I have already mentioned before, even for the sake of now, rounding is also a kind of foreshadowing.
I didn't say anything before, and now I suddenly bring it up, I think that's an unreasonable magic change.
In addition, spoilers aside, four games and ten colds will win one, you can guess how it won and who won.
Except for the parties: Is this okay?!
(End of chapter)