(This chapter is very raw.) ）

"This ...... There's no need for it, right? The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly.

He really wanted to ask the system, can this fetter be taken back, can't he not want it?

And at this moment, at the end of this cave, there was an unusual sound:

"Daddy! Your ass is on my face, can you climb faster!? A hoarse boy asked depressedly, and Lin Li could hear that it was Chris, the eldest son.

"Poof-~" The response to him was a loud, long fart sound, followed by a shrill man's classic hey-hey-hey, Lin Li could already make up Pete's head-boggling up and down.

“Dad！ I'm going to suffocate! "Chris breaks the defense.

"It stinks! It's so cramped, and why are we here? The eldest daughter, Meg, complained dissatisfiedly, "I'm ready to go on a date with Mike, and oh my God, I can't imagine how nice I should have been tonight." ”

"I don't want to hit you, but Meg, I heard Mr. Herbert tell me the other day that Mike doesn't seem to like girls, and that he approached her to get close to Chris, and Herbert told me that I must tell you not to be deceived by her.

But I forgot to tell you, after all, Mike certainly won't...... Hurt you, he ...... Not interested in you. Louise said very tactfully at this time.

Herbert is a neighbor of the Pete family on the same street, and he is a copper fetish for the old man who loves to get his hands on Chris the most.

Judging from this basic condition, he should regard Mike as a rival in love, so he specially reminded Louise that he didn't want Mike's 'plan' to succeed.

"Oh! No! Hearing Louise's words, Meg and Chris let out a high-pitched pop at the same time - but the mood may be a little different.

"Wait!" Pete's voice was suddenly full of vigilance, "There's a strange smell!" ”

"What is it? Father? The crowd was vigilant and began to sniff.

"It's my fart I just fart, hey, hey, hey—" Pete smirked again.

"Daddy!"

"I can't stand it anymore, it's too crowded here, I hate crowded places, let's climb out quickly!" Meg breaks the defense.

"Actually, I think it's pretty good, it's crowded and cramped, but it reminds me of Louise when I was younger, and she was so crowded and cramped at the time, I couldn't stop it." Pete said as he hehehe, and then his tone was a little regretful and complaining:

"Louise is like a door that can't be closed now, and it's not even as attractive to me as a sandwich with an opening in the middle."

"Pete! Don't say that in front of your kids! And I didn't expect you to think so much of me in your heart! Louise said sadly and angrily.

"Wait! Wait a minute! Louise suddenly shouted.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Chris and Meg asked with concern.

"No wonder there was a strange smell in the morning sandwich, I obviously didn't add yogurt! You've all eaten! Louise replied.

Silent.

"Vomit—" The sound of vomiting rang out one after another.

"Luckily, I'm eating dog food." A deep male voice—Brian said, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

- Brian also has nausea in his birth home, such as having an appetite for excrement in both the upper and lower mouths.

"Luckily, I'm on powdered milk." A voice that didn't look like a one-year-old boy at all, Dumpling Head said.

"But this damn Pete! I don't know how to be blessed in the midst of happiness! Louise is obviously a very moving woman! Brian said indignantly, "Every time I see her, I can't help but my tail up, Louise is so sexy." ”

- Brian has a sexual interest in Louise, even though he is a dog and she is a hostess.

But that doesn't stop Brian from being perverted.

"You'd better just your tail, Brian, and I warn you, I treat you like my brother, and you'd better not try to be my father." The dumpling head said coldly.

"Oh, don't do that, Steward, don't you think it's cool to have a dog stepfather?"

"No, not at all, I'll warn you again, Brian, don't do it, or you'll regret it, I'll go to the bar and find your twenty-plus ex-girlfriends and tell them about it, and the fact that you deliberately stuck holes in condoms to test whether people can conceive your child."

Groves in caves: "......"

He was silent, and silence became his dominant color.

In one minute of dialogue time, his three views have collapsed and exploded many times, and the amount of information is too large.

Lin Li felt that his three views were pressed on the ground and rubbed repeatedly, almost rubbing the ground into a mirror, if nothing else, even if Pol Pot saw this group of guys, he had to comment: You are a little too extreme.

"Oh, see what I found!" Pete's head was the first to poke out from the inside of the cave, and his typical ball-and-egg chin made Lin Li, who had mastered the chariot tackle, subconsciously want to kick twice.

The moment Pete saw Lin Li, he exclaimed in surprise: "An Asian! ”

"No, the eyes are so big, and they are so high, it doesn't seem to be Asian, Asians should be wearing hats and wearing rags to herd cattle."

But then he looked a little lost: "Oh - it's Asians who came here first, Asians are always like this, every time I want to grab the first place, I can't do it, I hate it." ”

Pete's words were full of blatant discrimination, but Lin Li didn't make any waves—because he knew very well that Pete's dog would never spit out ivory.

Pete discriminates against everyone but himself.

Outside of the self, it's all garbage.

"Hey, hey, why don't you speak, are you a dummy? Inflatable dolls? Seeing that Lin Li didn't respond to him, Pete stepped forward and asked curiously, and reached out to pinch Lin Li's buttocks.

"My name is Lin Li." Lin Li took a step back and dodged Pete's hand and briefly introduced himself.

Lin Li didn't do anything - not that he was very kind, mainly because he was afraid of Pete Shuang.

Pete is the guy who will take the initiative to wear a mouth ball and adjust his posture after being whipped.

Then Louise, Chris and others walked out of the cave one after another and came to Lin Li, followed by Dumpling Head and Brian.

"Oh, it's a handsome guy! Hello, my name is Meg, I'm lost here, can you be the hero of my life and save me out? Meg asked, starry-eyed.

"No, no." Lin Li's refusal was very decisive - Meg is ugly and dirty in the setting, and will be excluded and disgusted wherever she goes, at this time, Lin Li saw a real person, and he couldn't say that he lived up to his name, he could only say that he was more than that.

Meg: "Why? ”

"Hmm...... I love Chris. Lin Li thought for a moment and said.

Meg: "......"

Chris: "? ”

Like me again?

After Meg went to the corner to close herself, and Chris covered her ass and went to the corner to tremble, the dumpling head took the initiative to step forward, stretched out his hand and shook Lin Li's trouser legs, and then tidied up the corners of the bib pants, and said very gentlemanly:

"Hello, Lin Li, I'm here to help you. These are my family, I don't want to bring them, it's an accident, it's when I moved here, I accidentally chose the target from me alone, to the whole of Round Clam Town. ”

"Clam Town? Isn't it just your family? Joe and Quagmire: Are they here too? There are so many people in this cave? Lin Li asked with some surprise, looking into the depths of the cave, this Nima is a cave from another dimension, right?

These two are neighbors, Joe is a disabled policeman, ah Q, this person, can be understood as one of the most out-of-the-circle characters in the birth family, let's just say, he used to respect his father like a guest (the idiom is not wrong).

"Oh, don't worry, because the Leap Machine is overloaded, and I left them halfway, and now they may be dead or mutated, it doesn't matter." The dumpling head said with a calm expression, then looked at Pete and the others, and sighed:

"I want to lose them too, but unfortunately I was stopped by Brian, and it's a shame for me to bring them here."

Lin Li: "......"

At a young age, he knows how to be born, and he is worthy of Pete's child, it is really a future to send, Lin Li silently gave a thumbs up.

"Hello, Lin Li, Stewie seems to like you very much." Louise, who was the only normal person, looked at Stewi, who wanted to be hugged, and said with a smile.

- In the Spoof House, only Brian can understand what Dumpling Head says, and anything Dumpling Head does will feel normal to them.

For example, the time machine, a machine that occupies an area of about six or seven cubic meters, appeared in the baby's room in a grand manner, but no one in the family thought it was strange.

"Stewie, you can't hold a grudge against Pete just because he once stole your milk powder, and didn't Pete know that he was wrong and gave you a can?" When Brian heard his name, he turned his head and persuaded Dumpling Head, hoping that he would become a kind child.

"He gave it back to me."

"However, what he gave me was not powdered milk, but white powder stolen from the arms of a homeless man on the street." Dumpling Head responded flatly, "I went to hell immediately after eating, and it was Bart who saved me." ”

Bart in the mouth of the dumpling head should be a character in "The Simpsons", and has been linked with "Family Guy", as for why there is Bart in hell, there is a stalk like this: the demon has Satan on his back, and Satan has Bart on his back.

Lin Li, Brian: "......"

Three views! My three views!

"Banish Pete when you get home." Brian changed his words, "Our family needs to change a male owner, no, the male protagonist dog is fine." ”

"Okay, okay," Lin Li covered his face, pinching his eyebrows with a little headache: "Don't talk about the beasts in your animal family, I will be broken if I listen to it again, and our time is a little urgent."

Stwee, the purpose of my summoning you is to make a machine that can teleport to Australia, is there a problem? ”

"Theoretically, there is no problem." Dumpling nodded, "It's not such a difficult technology, I actually don't understand, you adults have lived for so long, how can you not even invent this." ”

Lin Li: "......"

"Adult things are not important, why is it just 'theoretical', in practice, what's the problem?" Lin Li immediately grasped the hidden meaning of these words.

"There is an old saying in you China, which is called that young women don't like to blow the trumpet for people who don't have rice......" Dumpling Head frowned and thought about it.

"It's a good woman who can't cook without rice, which is completely different from what you said." Lin Li's fist hardened, emphasizing.

"It doesn't matter, I mean, if you want me to make a migration machine, you have to give me tools and materials, your current needs are no different from letting me rub nuclear fusion by hand, you are embarrassing my one-year-old child." The dumpling head said as a matter of course.

"What materials do you need?" Lin Li asked, and didn't find it difficult, after all, he had a prop called [Toolbox for Making Mechanical Zombies], which contained all hardware tools, which should be able to meet the needs of dumpling heads.

You can now make mechanical zombies.

"Pacifiers, cribs, brand new diapers, bear dolls, canned food, egg shells, sparrows outside the window......" said Dumpling Tou, snapping his fingers.

Lin Li's hand that was about to manifest the props froze, and he was a little dumbfounded-whose evil genius inventor wants these raw materials?!

"Are you sure this is the material you need to make the teleportation machine, not the material you want to sleep?" Lin Li asked.

"That's what I used when I invented the machine in my bedroom." The tone of the dumpling head is even more natural.

The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, which was difficult to evaluate: "You use these time machines, there is a difference between them and hand-rubbing nuclear fusion?" ”

Now that the United States is in ruins, where can I find such things as cribs?

Lin Li finally embodied the huge hardware toolbox and pencil compass teaching aids, and asked tentatively: "Stewei, I can only provide these, can these be done?" ”

"It's not as good as diapers, but it's barely okay, it should be able to make do." Dumpling looked at the tool in front of him, frowned and nodded.

Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he could use it.

"Time is of the essence, how long will it take for you to finish making Stewe? Fifty minutes is the limit of time, if you need more time, we may need other plans. "There are only fifty minutes left to isolate the senses, and after fifty minutes have passed, the Holy Lord will definitely come here.

When the time comes, if the machine is not built and discovered, everything will fall short, so Lin Li asked this question.

If the dumpling head takes more than 50 minutes to make, Lin Li will choose to leave the cave alone later and try to come back after the machine is finished.

After all, the Holy Lord didn't know or sense the existence of the dumpling head.

"Oh, Brian, my God, I've found out that hammering nails with a hammer is much faster than when I use fresh skulls that have somehow appeared in the basement! It's amazing! Dumpling Head was happily sharing with Brian, and Lin Li, who was confident when he heard the words, said: "Soon, rest assured, fifty minutes is definitely enough, and it will even be much faster than you think." ”

"Then I'll be relieved." Lin Li nodded when he heard this, and then mentioned it again: "Stwei, what other inventions can you make, just get as much as possible, I need it, the more powerful the better." ”

"No problem!"

"Thank you for helping me take care of the kids, Lin Li, Stewell has loved building blocks since he was a child." Looking at Lin Li and Dumpling Tou's relationship, Louise's heart was about to melt.

Lin Li glanced at it.

Stwee was wearing an electrician's helmet and a drill in his hand, and sparks were flying.

Not sure, take another look:

The dumpling head carried a big hammer and struck it on the iron plate one by one.

Eighty! Eighty!

This is the same as the warm and beautiful building block lake...... A little different, right?

The mother's filter is too serious, ah, hey.

"Mother, I'm a little hungry, I just vomited out everything in my stomach because of my father, did you bring anything to eat?" Next to him, Chris, who had been silent because he was afraid of Lin Li, touched his stomach that was just growling, looked at Louise, and whispered.

"Sorry, kid, I didn't bring it." Louise said apologetically.

Lin Li was about to manifest a few peas for Chris, when Pete's voice came from the door of the cave: "Ha-ha——, as the head of the family, this is the time for me to stand up."

I've been thinking for a long time that we're going to survive in the wilderness here, so you see, this is the fish I just caught, and with me, everyone's survival is not a problem. ”

Lin Li turned his head, only to see Pete sitting at the door for some time, his clothes were torn, there were some blood stains on his body, and his face was full of smugness showing his hands - there were two huge sea fish.

"Oh, Pete, you're amazing!" Louise was moved to hug Pete, who looked a little embarrassed, with tears in her eyes, "How did you catch it, we don't even have bait, ah, Pete, you're still injured, it's all blood here!" ”

"Don't worry, I'm not hurt, it's not my blood." Pete said with great confidence.

"Scared me to death, it's a fish, you're fine, Pete." Louise let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's not a fish, either." Pete shook his head.

"Huh?" Louise was a little stunned when she heard this, "It's not yours, it's not the fish, whose is it?" ”

"It's Meg's." Pete said.

The cave is silent.

Feeling that everyone didn't quite understand, the considerate Pete explained:

"I beat her up."

As a reminder, this chapter is not an exaggeration.

Even when I wrote it, I was deliberately restrained, and if there are readers who have seen the original anime, they will find that this is true.

Including taking his daughter to make a nest, 'Dad's Lin' son, and opening his wife's yellow flowers, these are really trivial things for Pete, an old born.

As someone who has watched hundreds of episodes of the birth family, I am already a pure birth pinch.

(End of chapter)