445. The most born episode

Lin Li looked around, and he was shocked to find that Meg was really missing.

Lin Li didn't think it was strange that these characters could leave without him being conscious, and he didn't have time to wonder nowβ€”Lin Li was trying to reconstruct the three views.

Lin Li has heard of his own mother beating the nest, but this word is generally used to describe the virtual mother on the Internet, and a Bible in the post bar is:

I didn't really scold your mother when I scolded your mother on the Internet, this mother is not another mother, this mother is just my imagination, it is an illusion, an existence similar to a spiritual body...... Although I am disrespectful to your mother on the Internet, in reality, when I meet your mother, I will still say: Auntie is good.

But Pete in front of him, he really made a nest with his own daughter!

Lin Li now needs more aggressive words than he was born.

Although this kind of thing happened to Pete, the ultimate birth, it doesn't seem particularly strange.

Lin Li remembers an episode where Pete's plane was in an accident and needed to be lightened, and there was a family and a lot of luggage on the plane at that time......

β€”Meg, who was lost first by Pete.

Because the luggage is his, he is not reluctant.

Pete's priorities are roughly like this, from childhood to adulthood: family's luggage - Meg - other family members - his own luggage - himself, and usually the luggage is still very useless.

Lin Li comforted himself in his heart, this is normal.

"I finally know why I have been in the Air Force before, it turns out that the bait for the nest is wrong! You don't know how much the fish around here love Meg! I can't believe that there are still things in this world that like Meg, even fish.

At first, I was a little worried that Meg would pollute the sea and that the big fish would vomit when they ate it. ”

"Meg, who has never been chased before, was chased by a large school of fish after being pushed into the sea by me, haha! She must be so happy that we both got what we wanted! There's no better place to nest than her.

The fish tastes good, hurry up and share it with the children, it's not enough for me to catch it again, while Meg hasn't been gnawed yet.

Today is a great day. ”

Pete directly took a bite of the raw fish in his hand, and excitedly shared his successful experience like an ordinary fisherman, smiling slightly, but suddenly a little melancholy:

"If only Meg could regenerate, I can show you this skill again, and I can show it to Joe and Q in the future, and I will be more proficient."

"Pete! Do you know what you're talking about! Meg! Oh, my Meg! After Louise, who was probably the only normal person, recovered from the shock, she immediately rushed to the entrance of the cave, and Lin Li followed.

Sure enough, there was a sea of water near the shore that was stained with red, and Meg's pink hat and clothes floated alone on it.

Sad!

"Oh! Meg! You're dead! You're still a place! This mother of mine is such a failure! Louise broke down, clutched her head in pain, and whimpered on her knees.

"Dad, can you give me one?" Chris walked over to Pete and asked.

Obviously, he accepted his sister Meg's beating very smoothly.

"Of course it's fine, Chris, for you, but the next time Joe and Q go out fishing, can you come with us?" Pete smiled and gave Chris a fish.

"Oh, dad, I don't want to feed the fish, can I let my friends at school accompany you?" Chris said as he nibbled on raw fish.

"Chris, you can't fool me, you must have no friends in school, no one wants to be friends with a stupid, stupid, ugly and useless kid like you, I know that, because when I was in school, I liked to bully guys like you the most, haha, it's really fun to bully people like you." Pete patted Chris on the shoulder and said firmly.

Although Pete was often bullied when he was a child, it doesn't matter, our Pete will swing his fist at the weaker, otherwise how can he be called the ultimate beast.

"Dad, you're right." Chris lowered his head in frustration, "I have no friends. ”

"It's okay, Chris." Pete added, "You don't have any friends, so if you want to play a live shooter at school in the future, you don't have to remind anyone to use it, how convenient it will be then."

You know, I still had some friends at the time, and when I got revenge on school, I had to notify my good friends, which was really troublesome. ”

"Yes, Dad, thank you, I'm so much happier." The silly son cheered.

"Don't worry, Louise." Unlike the father and son who were born, as a dog who had a crush or a clear love for Louise, Brian hurriedly trotted to Louise, who was crying bitterly, put his hand on her back, and comforted: "There are only clothes at sea, no corpses, and Meg may still be alive." ”

Then, the corners of Bryan's eyes gradually moved left and right at a rapid speed, and then the hand he put on Louise's body began to move down 'unconsciously', gradually moving from Louise's back to Louise's ass, and the corners of his mouth also hooked a smile.

Dogs are like this.

The corners of Louise's eyes gradually revealed hope, as if she had grasped a life-saving straw: "Yes, without seeing the body, Meg may still be alive!" ”

"Oh! Dislike! How can there still be human hands in the belly of a fish! Chris, who was on the side, angrily threw the human hand that had eaten out of the fish stomach in his hand on the ground, kicked it away, and bounced it right next to Louise.

"Woo-woo-this is Meg's hand." Louise just glanced at it, and immediately began to weep bitterly again.

"It's just a hand, people can still live without hands, hopefully not without itβ€”" Brian wanted to continue to comfort.

"Don't be angry, my dear son, I'm worse than you, I have a head in my fish's belly, and I'm ugly, as ugly as Meg." Pete angrily threw the head out of the fish's stomach in his hand on the ground, kicked it away, and bounced right next to Louise - even the trajectory was exactly the same.

"Woooooooo After seeing the appearance of her head, Louise began to cry.

Brian: "......"

Well, there's your mother's hope.

It's hard, the fist is hard, and it's a comforting hammer.

Oh, yes, because I've been touching Louise's ass.

"It's okay, we're a unit drama, and after Meg dies, the next episode can still be resurrected." Brian could only speak, his face tangled and painful, his dog's eyes hardened as he struggled.

- Brian gently pinched Louise's ass.

Then he showed the expression of a stupid dog.

Looking at the scene in front of him, the father and son who eat, the painful mother, the pet of the idiot, the daughter who has finished this episode, Lin Li is also hard - he only has a hard fist, and he once again deeply feels what is called a birth home.

Did Dumpling Head just say that he was going to kill his family in the process of migration? Lin Li now raised his hands and feet to support.

Fortunately, the dumpling head was quite reliable, and Lin Li felt that he should be the only one who could communicate normally with everyone present, so he walked towards the inside of the cave regardless of Pete and the others.

"Stewie, my family is so ...... What the hell are you doing? Lin Li's words paused, because Stewei was lifting his pants in a panic, and all kinds of hardware tools in his hands were scattered all over the place.

"Hey! Lin Li, don't you know? Knock on the door when you enter the room, this is the respect that a genius inventor should have! Dumpling head shouted angrily.

Lin Li's face was expressionless, as if everything in this world had nothing to do with him.

There was no door in this cave at all, but he didn't want to refute anything, Lin Li just waved his arm slightly, and his voice was ethereal and soft: "I'm sorry, it's okay, you continue to make it, just make the machine within the specified time, and the rest, you can be happy." ”

These hardware tools, Lin Li will never be recycled, anyway, the toolbox can be recycled.

Lin Li crossed the dumpling head and walked to the depths of the cave, squatting silently inside, staring at the wall with godless eyes - let Jinxin do a psychotherapy for himself after returning to the main world.

……

Hearing the small broken steps that were gradually approaching, Lin Li, who had a little more vitality in his eyes, turned his head and looked vigilantly - although it was his partner, Lin Li thought that it was necessary for him to protect his personal safety.

Especially the butt.

The person who came was Dumplinghead, and it had been nearly half an hour since Lin Li had closed himself here, Dumpling Head clapped his hands and said to Lin Li: "Lin Li, the Leap Machine has been done, as long as you set the latitude and longitude, you can teleport at a fixed point." ”

Lin Li nodded first, and then asked seriously: "Okay, but I have a question, what is the latitude and longitude?" ”

Dumpling head: "? ”

"I'm sorry, I should know, but I really don't know now, it's really my mother's savings." Lin Li knocked his head with some tears and laughter, the aura of innocence has side effects, and Lin Li is now full of a kind of beauty that he has not read.

"Isn't it a bit too much to ask such an over-the-top question to a one-year-old baby? There's really nothing you can do, where you're going to go in Australia, Brian should know. Dumpling head responded helplessly.

Brian is a very erudite perverted dog, who knows astronomy and geography, and at this time plays a good role in making up for Lin Li's current lack of knowledge.

"Then go find him." Lin Li nodded and walked outside with the dumpling head.

After the father and son had eaten the fish, Pete had already begun to sleep comfortably in the cave, and Pete even held Meg's head as a pillow, and still held Meg's hand in his hand, as an old man, and occasionally when he turned over, he would scratch his back with this palm.

I can't bear to look at it directly.

Chris was at the door of the cave, playing with gravel, Louise may have been overly sad and had cried until she fainted, and the target of Lin Li and Dumpling Head was no longer touching her ass by Louise's side, but squatting in the corner.

"Brian, we need help." Dumpling head shouted.

"Huh? Oh, I'm coming. Hearing this, Brian raised his head violently, covered his mouth with his palm in a little panic, and after rubbing his feet on the ground a few times, he came to the dumpling head and Lin Li.

"Brian?" Dumpling Tou keenly noticed that Brian was wrong, and looked at the other party suspiciously: "What were you doing in the corner just now?" ”

"No, nothing." Brian's eyes wandered, and he literally wrote on his face that I was lying.

"You're not going to steal your panties again, are you?" Dumpling head questioned.

"How can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air!"

"Brian!" At this time, Chris at the door suddenly shouted: "I want to go to the toilet again, do you still want to eat?" But this time you don't have to be so impatient, I don't like the feeling of being licked by dogs. ”

"Chris! Don't say it out loud! "Brian broke the defense.

Lin Li and Dumpling Tou silently took a step back, and Dumpling Tou was very helpless: "Brian, you still can't get rid of the problem of eating." ”

"What can I do, I'm a dog! And if you have tasted this food, you will definitely be impressed by it, the sour taste is simply unstoppable! Brian quibbled.

"Shut up, I'm going to throw up if I listen to it any more." Dumpling head said.

"Can I eat it if you spit it out?" Brian's tail wagged violently, and then he punched himself in the head: "Damn, damn, why did I say what was in my heart again!" ”

"Let's skip the disgusting topic." Lin Li raised his hand to interrupt, "Brian, do you know the location of the Els Rock in Australia?" ”

Lin Li is not worried that the location of the Temple of Time will change, this is fixed, in the setting of Jackie Chan's adventures, even the stones in the Els Rock will be cursed and die inexplicably, not to mention the history books of the years.

"Els Boulder, I know. Longitude 131.036, latitude -25.348, also known as Uluru boulder, 348 meters high, 3000 meters long, base circumference of about 9.4 kilometers, high and wide in the east and low and narrow in the west, is the world's largest overall rock, what's wrong. ”

Although he eats, Brian is really knowledgeable and gives a very specific introduction to this issue at once.

"Okay, the specific latitude and longitude have been obtained." Dumpling Head came to the teleportation bin of the Leaping Machine, and after debugging some data, he looked at Lin Li and asked, "Are you going to leave now?" Bristling. ”

"Will this machine leap past us as we move?" Lin Li asked first.

"You can set it up, but don't you usually have to bring it over? Otherwise, it will be very troublesome to come back. Dumpling head said.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded, "In that case, don't teleport accurately first, but teleport to the vicinity first." "Since it can be used repeatedly, Lin Li wants to observe the surrounding environment first.

The Holy Lord told himself that no one in this universe could enter the Els Rock, but Lin Li didn't know what means the hamster flywheel would have.

and the word of the Lord cannot be fully believed by himself.

"Okay, I'll adjust, so let's go now?" Dumpling head said.

"Well, let's go."

"Wait." Brian asked, "What about Louise?" Are we going to leave them here? I was a little worried that something would happen to them. ”

"Then it's all settled, so you don't have to worry about accidents." Dumpling walked towards Pete with a wrench in his head, his eyes resolute.

Brian: "? ”

He didn't know how to refute the logic of dumplings for a while.

If something happens in advance, you don't have to worry?

It was Lin Li who caught the wrench that was about to smash on Pete's head at the dumpling head, of course, it wasn't that Lin Li was so kind, I saw a dangerous smile on his face:

"It's a bit too cruel to deal with it directly, and my suggestion is to teleport Pete and Chris to the boulder - the kind that only teleports people."

"Also, give them both a locator, Stewie, is that easy? Maybe it will give us some information. Lin Li thought for a while and said.

He didn't really expect it to do anything for father and son.

He wanted to make the Holy Lord and the Hamster Flywheel and the others feel a little shocked by the three views - after spending more than half an hour with them, Lin Li found that he had also become born.

And adding a locator, Lin Li is considering that if the father and son are caught, whether they are killed or not, the positioning can give them some information.

"I don't care." Dumpling head said, "The locator is also easy to make. ”

Brian pinched his chin, looked at Louise, and nodded - it's time for this family to change to a male lead dog!

A few minutes later.

"Chris, look, there's a lollipop in this." After putting Petra, who slept like a dead pig, into the teleportation chamber, Brian shouted to Chris.

"I'm full, you eat." Chris patted his belly, not intending to come over to look.

"Chris, look, there's a wild Boy Scout badge here!" Brian switches tactics.

"Oh, let me see!" Chris rushed over excitedly as if he heard a college student who could add credits.

Brian deceits.

Lin Li pushed it in.

The dumpling head presses the teleport button.

- The birth father and son were teleported away by the newborn trio in one go.

After leaving Louise here and some peas, Lin Liye and Dumpling Head Brian walked into the teleportation chamber.

"Alright, let's go too."

"Forget it, wait a minute, or I'm afraid they haven't been arrested yet."

"Well, I think so too."

Silent.

"Can I go to the corner and eat some leftovers?" A certain dog asked.

"No way!!" Two men replied.

Okay.,That's the end of the birth story (probably),Two chapters are enough.,It's a bit noisy to write it again, plus birth fatigue.,This copy is estimated to be over in a little more than a week.。

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