"Oh, by the way, one thing comes to mind, warm reminder, don't bend down when you go out, and pick up soap on the ground, it will be a very dangerous thing in Australia." As the machine was running, Brian said.

Lin Li glanced at Brian and sighed softly.

This is probably telling hell jokes.

After all, there is a question like this: throw all the condemned prisoners in the world into the primeval forest, and then there is no longer any legal binding on them, but they will be killed as soon as they leave the forest, and what will develop into a few decades?

Answer: Australia - because Australia was originally a penal colony for the British.

"Of course I do, Brian." Dumpling Head seemed to think that Brian was talking nonsense, "When I applied for a visa before, the visa officer asked me if I had a criminal record. I guess they're still only taking prisoners. ”

Lin Li: "? ”

Dumpling head, your understanding is very wrong, right?

The machine stopped running after a few seconds, and when Lin Li and Dumpling opened the hatch and went out, the scene outside had completely changed, and the extremely huge rocks here stood around it, like small peaks.

At this time, the location where everyone teleported was in a 'valley', which played a good role in concealment.

"There's really no soap." After opening the hatch, Brian carefully examined the floor, and finally said with some regret: "Theoretically, there should be a soap in front of me now, and then I look around to make sure that no one is there to pick it up, and then I am pouted by an Australian or a kangaroo." It's not quite what I imagined. ”

"This is not your universe, don't think about it, and why are you so sorry! How much do you want to be pouted? Lin Li was a little embarrassed, because the plot that Brian said sounds nonsensical to ordinary people, but in the original animation, it is really possible.

Because of the stickiness of his body, Lin Li easily climbed up along the boulder, looking to the left, the Els Rock stood quietly, and Lin Li immediately retracted his head after just looking at it.

Because around the Els Rock, there are a large number of dark killers and black shadow legions, guarding the boulder layer by layer, eyeing the surroundings.

One more look will explode~

The boulder was incomplete, in fact, in the middle of the boulder, there was a very large, door-like opening, as if drilled out by brute force, and it was not exquisite.

But Lin Li just glanced at it and noticed that there were no people from the Black Shadow Corps in the passage, and the passage was bathed in the green light of the magic symbol.

Then, what the Holy Lord said about the fact that people in this universe cannot enter the Temple of Time should be true, which is undoubtedly good news for Lin Li.

Pete and Chris, who had just been teleported here, didn't see it, and they didn't know if it was finished.

"Japanese ninja! Why do these ninjas wear night suits in broad daylight? The head of the dumpling head was chrysalis from the side of Lin Li, poked out, and held a telescope in his hand, and asked curiously.

"I don't know, maybe it's to be handsome." Brian's head appeared from the other side of Lin Li, and then asked the dumpling head: "Stewie, do you know why the Japanese are thin and the population is aging?" ”

"Why?" The dumpling head is puzzled.

"Because both the fat man and the little boy blew up." Brian covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

"You ......" Lin Li wondered how these two guys had climbed the rock wall of the boulder as much as he did.

As we all know, one more look will explode.

Both the ninja and the dark killer have a strong sense of smell and acuity, especially since these two young people are still loud and insulting, and in addition, Brian ate before he came - he hasn't rinsed his mouth yet.

These two guys seem to be afraid that they will not be discovered.

Therefore, when Lin Li also poked his head out again, he had already seen a swarm of ninjas and dark killers rushing towards him, and the pitch-black color gradually covered the rocks, spreading towards this place little by little.

"Lin Li, shouldn't we rush up and knock this group of guys away now? I'm hungry for punches. Dumpling head waved his little fist and said excitedly.

"The blood of the sleeping wolf in my body has also awakened." Brian's face showed a fierce light, baring his teeth and grinning: "Woo woo! ”

"Oh! Brian, can you please not pee outside after eating, and I also see a little red riding bag between your teeth! Wait, are you really a wolf? The dumpling head covered his nose and complained.

"Fighting you guys, I feel like the fact that I brought you two here is the second mistake I've made in this dungeon." Lin Li carried the back of a person's neck with one hand, led them back to the bottom of the valley, and threw them into the teleportation chamber: "Let's go, it's time for us to teleport inside." ”

The sky above his head was torn apart, and three magic vortices appeared, and the first to come out was the sword dragon.

Lin Li also doesn't know what the situation of his two stand-ins is now, and the "professional stand-in" prop is not yet on cooldown, which means that the two stand-ins are still alive at least one so far.

"Sorry, I went first." Lin Li looked at the sword dragon that was rushing towards him, waved his hand, and closed the hatch.

At the end of the teleportation, Lin Li opened the hatch and stared at the creatures outside.

A golden koala-like test subject, with features similar to Stitch's, but ears hanging down to the sides of the head - 625 Ruben.

At this time, Reuben opened his mouth wide, revealing the two teeth inside, holding half a sandwich in his hand, and after glancing at Lin Li, he silently looked at his own basket of sandwiches that were crushed into a paste under the teleportation warehouse, and muttered with some despair and sadness: "My ...... My sandwich! ”

"I'm sorry for accidentally teleporting to your table, I have no ill intentions." Lin Li blinked, soothing Reuben's emotions, and the hand behind his back had already materialized a steel rod.

"Hey, Lin Li, how did you conjure up this steel rod, are we going to do it?" The dumpling head climbed onto Lin Li's shoulders and said excitedly, "I'm going to kill this big koala!" ”

“……”

At this time, both Ruben and Lin Li were a little embarrassed.

"Hi ~ Hello, my name is Brian, I want to ask if you are free tonight? Would you like to share a romantic candlelit dinner with me? Brian squeezed out of Lin Li's side, holding a rose in his mouth, and raised his eyebrows and said to Reuben.

Reuben: "? ”

Not even caring about his own dead sandwich, Ruben took a half step back: "My man, buddy, don't do this, I'm afraid." ”

"It doesn't matter if it's male or female, I just want to try out alien creatures." Brian said.

"You won't want to experience it, I don't want to give birth to alien monsters again." Dumpling head said when he heard the words.

Ruben was even more frightened.

"Reuben! The people outside said that Lin Li had already appeared nearby, small-" Heavy steps approached, opened the steel diagram of the door forcefully, looked at Lin Li in front of Ruben, and was stunned.

Reuben: "yes, I know. ”

Gangtu was different from Reuben, and the moment he came back to his senses, he pulled out a pistol from his waist and began to shoot at Lin Li.

But Captain Gangtu was just as accurate as a man after fifty - he couldn't shoot at all, and as a character who was always teased by Stitch and even Lilo, Lin Li dodged and rolled, easily went around behind him, and smashed the steel rod on the back of his head.

But the steel figure is really resistant to beating.

"Reuben!" After being hit hard by Lin Li, the steel figure who only stumbled a few steps shouted at Reuben, "Come and help me!" ”

"Surrender or surrender, I really don't want to fight." Ruben took a bite of the sandwich in his hand, and then looked at the steel map that was chased by Lin Li, and said vaguely because of chewing, "Lin Li, just don't kill the steel map, you have to stay alive." ”

"To be honest, I don't actually support your plan to destroy this universe, but I'm too lazy to stop it, so I might as well ask you." Ruben easily moved the teleportation compartment off the table—he could lift something thousands of times his own weight, and with great regret, he picked up the sandwich with his fingers and put it in his mouth.

"It's like vomit." Dumpling looked at the sandwich mushy and commented.

"You will be punished for being disrespectful to sandwiches like this." Ruben paused: "I don't have an appetite anymore." ”

Brian: "Then I've got an appetite. ”

Reuben: "? ”

How can this dog be more like an alien creature than himself?

"Boom!" After a brief conversation, Gangtu had already collapsed in the center of the room, and Lin Li threw the venom from his fingertips into his mouth, finally calming him down.

But Lin Li did not let his guard down, but faced the direction from which the steel map came from, preparing to meet the new enemy.

"No one is coming, take it easy." Ruben looked up at this time and said, "It's just me and Gangtu here, this stupid big guy." ”

"What do you mean?" Lin Li frowned and said.

"Literally, it's just a few of us here." Reuben replied.

“…… Okay, so I'm not killing the steel figure anymore, and you'll cooperate with me, right? Without letting go of his brows, Lin Li walked up to Ruben and asked.

Lu himself is an experimental subject after 624 Angel, and he will not become evil because of his singing, and Ruben's position is probably neutral and good, but because of laziness, most of the time it only acts as a background board.

"Of course you can, I'm not a hamster flywheel." Ruben has no fear or respect for the hamster flywheel.

"But it would be nice if I could go out and get some more sandwich ingredients, I was going to eat thirty of them today, but a dozen of them were flattened by your machine." Ruben continued, "Don't worry, soon, those ninjas, dark killers, for me this demand will be carried out immediately, this is heaven, I am fat......"

"This won't work, okay, Reuben, I know you're lazy, and after solving my problem, you can do whatever you want." Lin Li interrupted Reuben, who was about to chatter, "Let's explain the meaning of what you just said, what is called "there are only you and the steel map here".

What about Stitch and Lilo? ”

Lin Li turned his head, indeed, the sound of his battle with Gangtu was not soft, but until now, no other people or experimental subjects had come here.

In Lin Li's original plan, he was going to deal with hundreds of enemies here, not the current situation.

Lin Li raised his head, and a monitor that was incompatible with the surrounding stone wall environment was facing him directly, and he raised his palm lightly to blow it up.

"They've all been taken away." Ruben scratched his head and said, "An hour ago, that guy from Hamster Flywheel received a message from the Holy Lord, who said that he thought it was really possible for you to sneak into this temple without knowing it.

In order to prevent you from sabotaging the creation of Experiment 999, it was decided to relocate.

Because once you meet and have to fight, then the battlefield is in the Temple of Years, and the Holy Lord has no way to assist the hamster flywheel, so they can only watch from the outside.

Hamster Flywheel also felt that it made sense, he had been 'watching' you and the Holy Lord to fight, considering that in the case of the 999 experiment had not been successfully researched, he only relied on himself to fight against you, and he had no self-confidence to win at all, and he would not be able to snatch the right to use the history books of the years at that time, so he agreed to the plan to change positions.

Take everyone away, only me and Gangtu are left here, in charge of the palace, in fact, they also asked me to detonate the bomb buried in the ground when you came. ”

Ruben said unhurriedly.

"And bombs!?" The first to react were the dumpling head and Brian next to him.

"yes, right at your feet, detonatory." Ruben said.

Dumpling Head and Brian: "? ”

"Are we two going to say the last word, Brian?"

"yes, it's time to repent of the wrong things we've done in our lives — like I shouldn't have snuck through your diapers in the trash."

"That's anyway, I can't finish it in a few years - and, I know about my diapers, sometimes I secretly add chili water to them." The dumpling head, who is only in his early years, said very sincerely.

"Oh! Shet! I thought you were on fire during that time! ”

“……”

Lin Li: "How did you detonate a bomb to kill these two guys?" Online, etc., urgently. ”

"I just wanted to make a joke to liven up the atmosphere......," Ruben was a little confused, "There is not enough time left for us to set up too many traps, and the steel map brain does not support this kind of difficult operation, so there is actually no danger here." ”

Ruben jumped out of the small chair and opened the box in the corner.

At the moment when the box was opened, three bullets came out of it, two hit Ruben himself, and one hit the corner of Lin Li's eye.

Lin Li: "......"

"You call this not dangerous?" It is difficult to stand in the forest.

"It's not dangerous." Ruben turned around, and there were a few more hidden energy sources in his hand - sandwiches, where the bullet hit him in the chest, unscathed.

- Although it looks like a soft and fragile koala, Reuben's body is bulletproof.

"The physique of people and experimental subjects can't be generalized, so I'd better be careful." Lin Li shrugged his shoulders, and then asked about business: "Reuben, answer my question." ”

"First of all, what is Experiment No. 999, and secondly, how dare the hamster flywheel leave, the history books of the years are still here, right? And once I take charge of the history books, the people who want to fight against this world will become a hamster flywheel, right? ”

"Answer the latter question first, and you come with me." Reuben walked to the main hall of the Temple of Years, where there was obviously no light source, but it was full of light, and the history books of the years that he had seen in the animation were lying quietly on the high platform of the temple at the moment.

The grinning Ruben walked in front to trigger some of the mechanisms, and Lin Li would not be harmed by his spider sense, which was indeed not very powerful.

"Did you notice what's missing?" Before walking into the high platform, Ruben pointed to the history books of the years and said.

Lin Li took a closer look, the history book itself was complete, and the pages and words were still being generated on it:

"The Holy Lord, the Sword Dragon, and the Demon Dragon hovered around the Els Rock, staring solemnly at the location of the Temple of the Years......

The book itself is normal and still functioning.

Although it is a history book of the years, Lin Li simply flipped through it, and it seemed that he was only recording the major events of the main line such as Jackie Chan, and his name did not appear on it, but he could see his shadow from the description of the battle of the Holy Lord and the others.

Nothing seems to be missing.

"Is the pen gone?" Lin Li suddenly realized this—the pen next to the history book of the years was indeed missing, and there was no trace of it nearby.

(End of chapter)