495. "I'm super, where there's silver, my sister is normal!" ”
After Hijikata Shiro came out of the whirlpool, the whirlpool was closed.
The number of people on both sides is now close, and it looks like there will be no other characters appearing.
Shinpachi didn't stop Kagura in the end, after all, it was the strongest battle race in the universe, the Night Rabbit, so Kagura had already rushed forward and mingled with Okita Sogo in a physical sense.
I'm used to this picture, and I'm too lazy to care about it.
Although the two of them are dead opponents, they still know in their hearts - at most, they can punch each other's heads into the stone pillar, which is still very gentle.
All he had to do was stop Fourteen, and don't let this guy get involved in the big brawl, and everything will be fine.
By the way, I also want to lick my brother-in-law.
"If only killing people in this world would really be dead, if you blow up all three of the Shinsengumi now, the victory of the Shoyi is ahead, right?" Katsura pinched his chin and thought seriously.
Elizabeth held up the sign: "We can keep the two of them in this world forever with bananas and mayonnaise." ”
"I'm not really an orangutan! Bananas can't tempt me! Xun Kondo complained for his own face.
"What if it's Akira Shimura's banana?" Katsura pulled a banana out of Elizabeth's body—between her legs—and raised it above her head—and asked Kondo.
"What is called my sister's banana, where did my sister get the banana, and is your banana really just a banana! Why did it come out of that place? It's completely unappetizing! "Shinpachi is a bit broken.
"Ah Miao, yes!" Xun Kondo instantly became heart-moving, staring directly at this banana.
"Mr. Kondo, are you a pig! I can believe it like that! Mr. Hijikata, don't you care about Mr. Kondo! Shinpachi questioned Hijikata.
"Go, gorilla!" At this time, Katsura threw the banana out violently—to the foot of the mountain.
"Nope! Wonderful! My Amy! Don't die! I'm not going to let you die! Even if we die, we'll be together! This is our fiery and loyal love! Leaving these last words, Kondo Xun was like a wild horse on the loose, and jumped directly down the mountain with the banana.
"Why did this inexplicable banana directly become my sister! My sister didn't come to this world at all! And Mr. Kondo, you don't have tears in your eyes at all for such a sacrifice, okay! I can't deceive the audience's tears at all! ”
Shinpachi walked to the edge of the cliff, looked at Xun Kondo, who was still falling, and complained with a headache.
A few white flowers fell from the side, bringing a bit of sadness.
Shinpachi turned his head, it was Okita Sogo who was mourning Kondo, and after wiping away the tears that didn't exist at all in the corners of his eyes, Sogo looked at Hijikata Shishiro, and while talking, he also used the sword in his hand to deal with Kagura who attacked him next to him:
"Mr. Hijikata, according to Boss Kondo's will, he appointed me as the new leader of the True Chosen Group, and at the same time ordered you to become my O slave, you don't want Boss Kondo to blame Boss Kondo's spirit in the sky, right? So now, kill yourself by seppuku. ”
"Huh?" Hijikata Shishiro's temples erupted.
"Mr. Okita, your will is too obvious! Also, Kagura, can you two stop it! ”
"That's right, according to Mr. Kondo's real will, he obviously asked Katsura Kotaro to succeed him as the leader of the new selection group, you two, commit suicide together, and the banner of the real selection group will be carried by me, Katsura Kotaro."
Changed into a lawyer's suit, with a sophisticated beard on his mouth, and stepped forward to deny, while Elizabeth next to him changed into a priest's suit.
"You're a fake, aren't you? When did you change your clothes? I'm going to hand it over to you than I'm going to hand it over to Mr. Okita! ”
"Hey! You both give me enough to stop, right? ”
Except for Lin Li, who was very happy to watch, the remaining twenty or so characters are now in a state of confusion.
What kind of people are these?
Forget it when you fight?
Is it already a suicide now?
"What, new contestants, stop fighting and enter quickly." At this time, Captain Dragonfly said in a somewhat helpless tone.
He was afraid that if he waited any longer, the players he summoned would be exhausted.
He didn't know that he would call such a nonsensical group.
"Hey, everyone, the referee is urging, everyone stop it! Our "Gintama" face is going to be lost! As the only normal person - relatively speaking, Shinpachi hurriedly said to everyone.
"Correction, "Gintama" has no face, I can be Gui or Jackie Chan." Katsura suddenly tore off his disguise, revealing the ...... inside Jackie Chan face.
"Don't play with memes at this time!" Xinba violently dirt bag, and then frowned slightly: "Bridge bean sack, where is Yinsang?" ”
"Arnold, Shinba, wig, can you get up from my body first?" After about ten seconds on the stage, he never showed his face again - because Sakata Gintoki, who had been lying on the ground, was still lying on his stomach.
He carried too much alone, in a physical sense - because Katsura, Shinpachi, and Hijikata all stood on him.
"Ginsan! Sorry sorry I forgot about you by accident! Shinba hurriedly helped Yinshi up.
"I won't forgive you, Shinba, I won't buy you glasses potion in the future, I'll see how you take a bath." Yinshi is very vindictive.
"I'm not a glasses but a person, I don't use glasses potion in my bath!" Shinpachi let go, letting the newly up-rising Silver fall down again.
"Then you're not Shinpachi." Although he was covered in blood, but he was like a nobody, after getting up, he picked his nose and looked in front of him, and then said with some surprise: "Hey-meow, look!" It's "Iron Armor"! ”
"Why I'm not Shinhachi! Why my name is Meow Meow! ”
"What? "Iron Armor"? Gui seemed to have only noticed Kabuda and the others at this time, and said with some surprise: "Elizabeth and I are also die-hard fans of "Iron Armor Xiaobao"!" It's a proper childhood memory! ”
"There's no such setting at all, is there? You two don't mess with traffic! ”
"New Basan, this is your fault, Elizabeth and I are really die-hard fans, and we have specially developed its super transformation form! Elizabeth, show what you're capable of! ”
"Super-change-form! Brackets, abbreviated version. ”
"Why do you want to add abbreviation?"
After holding up the "good" sign, I saw Elizabeth blooming with white light, which was very dazzling.
But Shimura Shinhachi was silent at first, but as the white light became more and more dazzling, he finally couldn't bear it anymore:
"Don't shine a flashlight in my eyes to fool people! Although our "Gintama" has not had enough funds, the white light special effects are still available! ”
When the glare faded, Elizabeth held up a sign that read "Transformation Complete" to signal that she was over.
Shinpachi looked at it for a long time, and after really couldn't find the difference, he asked, "Are you exactly the same as before?" What's super transformed for you? ”
Elizabeth turned around slowly, only to see that there was an extra succubus tattoo on his buttocks.
Shimura Shinhachi: "? ”
"That's how you transformed! If that's all your childhood memories have! It's just an unspeakable "beep-" childhood! The long-lost silence appeared in Lin Li's ears again.
"It's all said that the simplified version of "Super Shapeshift", and Elizabeth and I omitted "Shapeshift", is that "Super Perverted"?" Katsura explained very seriously.
Shimura Shinhachi: "......"
As the king of the spit service.
He was completely silent this time.
He didn't expect that Gui, who had just loaded the Chinese MOD, would already be able to play Chinese phrase memes.
Myself...... Outdated!
"Alright, you all give me peace!" Captain Dragonfly lifted his flying dragonfly, and in an instant, the red thunder in the sky fell on the people of "Gintama", and between the lightning and flint, their bodies were paralyzed and let out a slight scream.
"If you continue to fight and destroy the scene like this, I will directly sentence you to failure!"
"Hehe-" Lin Li said loudly, he stepped forward and looked at Yinshi: "Yinsang, everyone, can you bear this?" Just a dragonfly captain, what qualifications are there to limit you! It's me, direct resistance! ”
Xinba: "The agitation method is too obvious!" How can there be a fool-"
Kagura: "You're right, Kagura wants to oppose-"
Before Kagura's words were finished, he was covered by Shinpachi: "How can there really be a stupid person who will be tricked!" ”
Yinshi scratched his curly hair and looked at Lin Li: "It's not cool to be ordered, but we have a reason to do this when we come here, everyone, let's be a little serious." ”
"Got it, boss (Gin-san)."
Sakata Gintoki rarely listens to the words in a serious state, so everyone seems to be much quieter at this moment.
Xun Kondo, who jumped the mountain, also reappeared in front of everyone at this time, but the picture was a little indecent - licking the skin of a banana with his tongue.
It's about the same as JoJo licking cherries.
"Mr. Kondo, what kind of perverted behavior are you doing! I said it wasn't my sister's banana! That's Elizabeth's OO! "Tucao Xinba, it's completely quiet.
“……”
After finding that he was now in full view, Xun Kondo coughed twice and explained, "I'm studying the erosiveness of salivary amylase on the outer skin of bananas, don't get me wrong!" ”
"Don't cover up your perversion with lofty words!"
"Alright, now the players on both sides have arrived!" Captain Dragonfly said at this time, forcibly interrupting the Gintama character's madness and attracting attention.
"Wait!" Lin Li raised his hand.
"What's wrong?" Captain Dragonfly looked over.
"Isn't it a bit unfair that there are 17 people on the other side and there are only 16 of us?" Lin Li asked.
He was poisoned by the Ten Cold Copy, and he was observing the number of people at the first time, 12+3+1 on his side, and 8+8+1 on the opposite side.
Lin Li was worried that there was some stealth boy on his side.
Eh, by the way, did the King return to the Ten Cold World?
I didn't seem to say goodbye to him at the beginning.
"There is nothing wrong with the number, you are indeed one less, but don't worry, when the confrontation conference begins, it will compensate your side." Captain Dragonfly dispels Lin Li's paranoia of victimization.
"Now, give you three minutes to come up with a short name for your team." Captain Dragonfly said, "It helps me to explain the rules and determine the results." ”
"We're called the Evil Squad? That's the end goal anyway. Lin Li directly put forward an idea.
"No problem."
"It's just the name, it doesn't matter."
Lin Li's side quickly came up with the result.
Captain Dragonfly's gaze looked at Gintama and Ironclad Treasure.
Then the corners of the eyes twitched.
Because it's already been fought again.
"How about calling "If you have difficulty finding a house of everything, you can get a 10% discount on your name when you report money, 11% off your name when you report a new 8, and 10% off your name when you report your name to Kagura?"
"Don't advertise on such occasions! We can't pull guests at all! And why do you have to pay more for my name! ”
"It's better to love your team!"
"My sister isn't here, Mr. Kondo, it's a mistake to borrow flowers to offer Buddha!"
"How about telling Mr. Hijikata to hurry up and go to the death squad?"
"It's not a wig, it's a team, how about this?"
"Is there a team name that doesn't have private goods? I said it's not good to call the Iron Armor Little Treasure Silver Soul Team? ”
"Not good!"
"Why are you denying me uniformly at this time! There's no need for our Gintama characters to be so selfish, and we don't give Iron Armor Xiaobao any role, right? ”
"You inexplicable guys, we're going to call sharks and cockroaches - alas!"
Kabuda and the others were not involved in this 'fight' at all, and their eyes were the same as that of Captain Dragonfly, while Shark Pepper and Cockroach Bully wanted to join, but found that they couldn't squeeze in at all.
This group of humans is annoying!
Looking at this scene, Captain Dragonfly: "......"
Three minutes may not be enough.
"Boom, boom!"
It was the rolling thunder again, forcibly interrupting the discussion here, and Captain Dragonfly nodded and came to a conclusion:
"Very good, both sides have come up with good names, this is the evil team, this is the evil team."
Shinhachi: "? ”
"Wait, Mr. Dragonfly, there's something wrong with that name! We're not evil at all, and the meaning of the name is too bad! ”
Captain Dragonfly commented with a cold face: "No, you group of naturally evil Silver Soul imps, the evil team is too suitable for you." ”
"We Gintama just don't have discipline, and we're not evil! Captain Dragonfly, let's get another one! Uchiha Shinpachi prayed.
Captain Dragonfly thought about it, and it did seem that he was a little unfair, as if his ass was crooked, so he nodded:
"Okay, I will directly label you as evil, although it is not wronged, but it is not appropriate, then you call it ...... The other team. ”
Shimura Shinhachi: "??? ”
It doesn't seem to be much better, does it?
"It's too sloppy, can you ......?"
"I can't." Captain Dragonfly responds.
"Okay, now I announce, the 'World's No. 1 Martial Arts Confrontation Conference', from now on, it officially begins!"
In order to prevent any more planes on Gintama's side, the flying dragonfly in Captain Dragonfly's hand made the sound of a gong, which made everyone's attention on him.
Lin Li subconsciously took out the backgammon point reader and began to record.
I don't know if it's useful, but I'll just record it first.
"The opposing teams are the evil team and the other team, and the players of the two teams are Lin Li, ...... late."
"This conference adopts a point system, the points will be recorded on the number plate on my chest, the left represents the evil team, the right represents the other team, the conference is divided into two stages in the morning and afternoon, at the end of the afternoon, the team with high points will receive the prize of this confrontation conference -
Silver and bronze ancient books! ”
"This ancient book can fulfill your wishes, so that you can get what you want or people, and bring them back to the real world!"
"It's something better than the Peace Star, and there are no fakes!"
"So, guys—"
"Please do your best in the next competition and show your style!"