"So, let's talk about the rules of the game, Captain Dragonfly, we can't wait."

Kabuda said with high interest that he hadn't played a hearty game for a long time.

"Good! So next, please listen to the rules! Captain Dragonfly didn't use the marquee to pick the way of the game this time, but directly began to say:

"In the first round of the game, there were three small games and three points were accumulated."

"The three small games have different rules and restrictions according to the three themes of martial arts - equipment martial arts, unarmed martial arts, and light martial arts."

"Each of the two teams will send one player to the court, and the two sides will fight, and the winner will get one point."

"A player can play at most once, and the team that won the previous game will give priority to showing their players in this small game, and the losing team in the last game will be selected later."

"Among them, there is no first game of the previous game, because the evil team has one less player, so it has the right to make a back hand, and the other team will show the players first."

"During the game, players on the field must not interfere with players on the field."

"The first game, the instrument martial arts!" Captain Dragonfly turned his head to look at the half-cut mountain.

I saw that under the gaze of Captain Dragonfly, the other half of the mountain began to tremble, and then seemed to be forcibly torn apart by a great force, and in it, an extremely huge martial arts platform appeared in front of everyone.

"In this game, you must have weapons in your hands and use them to fight."

"Defeat is determined by one of three things: death, being knocked out of the field for more than a minute, and conceding defeat."

Kabuda: "Huh? ”

"Shouldn't it be a sports competition of harmony and friendship and promoting positive energy? How is it to fight. Kabuda scratched his head.

Most of the competitions in "Iron Armor" are 'literary' fights such as sports and cooking.

"Times have changed, Kabuda." Captain Dragonfly just said.

"That's right, Kabuda, who will watch a game like that now?" Gintama clasped his nose and smeared it on Kabuda's smooth iron sheet.

"And, you let these guys play, and they probably don't play the ball you thought they were." Gintama seemed to remember a bad memory, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Dear Yinsang's lower body has always been the primary target, and OO alone has been transformed into screws, shattered, and extracted......

In short, the resume may be richer than the person.

"Okay, but it's not good to fight, and we're not good at it." Kabuda scratched his head and said.

"It's okay, we're good at it." Yinshi gave a confident thumbs up.

"Next, ask another team to send your players!" Captain Dragonfly looked at Iron Treasure and Gintama, who were talking.

On the other side, after a little disharmony and fist-to-flesh discussion, in the end, it was Okita Sogo, who carried his sword and walked onto the stage.

"Hey, Moximoxi, where is my opponent?" Zongwu squinted his eyes with a smile on the stage, looked at Lin Li's side, and then locked his eyes on Ruyue's body, and said with a smile: "Little rabbit, forget it, rabbits are stupid little ghosts, and they don't want to fight." ”

Lu Lutong immediately blocked the middle between Ruyue and Zongwu, and was a little hostile to Zongwu.

"Hey! Bastard! Who are you ordering? Rabbit what's wrong with you! Kagura, who was stopped by Shinpachi on the stage, said angrily.

"If you want a weapon, then let me do it? We have weapons here, but it's just me, Zhu Yeqing, and Iron Hammer, right? The Drill Monkey scratched his head and said to everyone.

"I'll get off to a good start, squinting is terrifying, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it."

Lin Li shook his head and said to the Drill Sky Monkey.

Okita Sagou's strength is not weak, and his strength is also remarkable in "Gintama".

Squinting eyes are monsters.

In the shogun chapter, his opponent is Kagura's older brother, Kamui.

The strongest race in the universe in the setting of Gintama.

And it's not the kind of petty fight between him and Kagura.,Sogo and Kamui fight.,It's really rushing to kill each other.。

The final result, although it was a loss - hospitalized and unconscious, but when Kamui left the battlefield, he also needed his partner's support, and he realized that he still had to protect the general's sister at that time, and killed a wave of miscellaneous soldiers in advance, if the two sides were allowed to fight again without concern, the ending may still be suspenseful.

Besides, in order to rationalize the background of being able to use swords in the future, these swordsmen such as Yinshi and Zongwu can use their swords to block the existence of firearm attacks, and in the barrage and arrow rain, it is the basis to block and disintegrate all attacks with swordsmanship.

Although the martial arts of the Drill Sky Monkey are not weak, the big belly Rong has been upgraded to be able to materialize Tai Chi, but Lin Li still feels that it is not safe enough.

But on his own, Lin Li thinks it is absolutely safe.

The seventeen opponents on the opposite side, in front of Lin Li, who had all kinds of means, would hardly have the power to parry.

So it's better to get off to a good start on your own.

"Okay."

Maybe everyone was also curious about Lin Li's martial arts, and seeing that he was so confident, they didn't have any opinions.

"It's actually a person.,Great.,Don't worry about being scolded for hurting animals.,Last time, because of the cockroaches that put live in Mr. Hijikata's mayonnaise.,I was found by Boss Kondo and scolded.,Said I shouldn't hurt cockroaches.。

Seeing Lin Li on the stage, Zongwu's eyes were still smiling, the katana in his hand, the hilt of the sword was slightly flipped, and he said with a smile.

Hijikata frowned slightly, but he endured it.

Shinba: "The focus is not on protecting animals at all, is it?" ”

Xun Kondo: "Mr. Koto! I'm talking about not hurting Fourteen! Who cares about a cockroach! It's best if the cockroach dies! ”

"I know—" said to the audience, "so the second time I put a dead cockroach in it, it should be fine, and double happiness is coming." ”

"When, how did I not know?"

"Because you didn't find out about Boss Kondo."

Shishiro Hijikata: "? ”

"Bastard! Is there such a thing! You come down for me! I'll send you to that cockroach right now! He couldn't take it anymore.

"The game is officially on!" To interrupt the battle, Captain Dragonfly's cane once again emitted a heavy bell sound.

Lin Li held the steel rod horizontally in front of him, and Okita Sogo also put up the katana, and the two of them still maintained an extremely safe distance.

"Mr. Okita! Come on! Show off your martial arts! Shinba was very skilled in calling the audience, "Get our first victory!" ”

"Come on, die, Aru!" Kagura was also shouting and cheering.

"Bang dang."

Sogo's katana fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

Shinhachi: "? ”

"Could it be that Lin Li is already so strong that before he has done anything, the other party is so frightened that he can't hold a weapon?"

The Drill Sky Monkey behind Lin Li looked at this scene and said with some surprise.

Lin Li: No, I haven't done anything yet.

"What do you do?" Lin Li asked with a frown.

"This doesn't work." Still smiling, Sogo shook his head at the sword on the ground.

And then—

Zongwu took out the rocket artillery and aimed it at Lin Li.

Nodding: "This is easy to use." ”

"Seven steps away the bazooka is fast, seven steps away the bazooka is accurate and fast."

After thinking about it, Sogo may have felt that one did not feel oppressive, and he put another rocket launcher on the other shoulder with his other hand, and this time the two were aimed at Lin Li.

"Well, two are better."

Lin Li: "? ”

At the moment when the rocket artillery appeared, the whole stage was silent.

"Why did you suddenly take out a bazooka, Mr. Okita! You didn't even have this thing on you just now, did you? Where did you get this from?! "Xinba complained faster than Lin Li, and he deserves to be professional.

"And what kind of martial arts is the bazooka!!"

"From the four-dimensional pocket on the chest." Sogo turned his head and showed Shinhachi the semicircular pocket that suddenly appeared on his abdomen, and then sighed: "Meow, it's not a secret, I'm actually a ...... who came back from the 22nd century."

"Say no more, Mr. Okita! A Pokémon's lawyer's letter is not enough, do you have to receive another Dora's "beep-" dream? In this case, we will really have to hold a press conference to apologize when we return to our own world! ”

"Oh, that's good, isn't that another episode of water! We can even use the screen from the previous press conference, which saves money. Yinshi was a little excited when he heard this.

"The extra money can eat king crab, Aru!"

"Gin-san, Kagura, how can you have such an idea, how can you be worthy of the audience!"

"Oh, we are "Gintama", the audience who watches our "Gintama" is definitely not a good thing, they don't need to be worthy of it, they are born M, and they need us to whip them hard."

Gintoki picked his nostrils indifferently and flicked to Shinpachi's left shoulder.

Lin Li: The audience of us watching "Gintama" is like this.

"That's right, Xin Baji, you don't want us to go to other sets for part-time dubbing in order to survive, right? The audience will understand. ”

Kagura also picked her nostrils with a nonchalant look and flicked it to Shinpachi's right shoulder.

Father and daughter.

"That's right, I went to the Grim Reaper part-time before, originally to realize the dream of Swastika, but it turned out that the guy I dubbed called Liuche Kenxi is a combat unit in the Grim Reaper! The audience is talking about how many cars can be punched with one punch, damn it! ”

Gintoki was annoyed when he said this.

There are few customers in the house every month, and even if most of the commissions are accepted, they will not be able to make a lot of money in the end, so Yinshi will be in arrears of wages and rent all day long.

But Wanshiwu is not extremely poor, although Yinshi eats and drinks prostitutes by himself (?) Gambling, but he can afford to raise a big dog and a big stomach Kagura, and the rent is stable for only two or three months, which is also hard-won.

So there is a meme that the main source of income for the members of the house of all things is to go to other sets for dubbing.

“……”

"Hey, Lin Li, you have to surrender yourself, or I'll really launch." In the stands, Mr. Okita said to Lin Li with a smile.

Lin Li was not in a hurry, the reason why he was stunned just now was that he didn't expect it to become like this.

He quickly accepted the fact that he was going to face a bazooka.

But as for fear? Not at all.

Even Lin Li felt that this sense of oppression was not as good as holding a sword by himself.

But after thinking about it, he first looked at Captain Dragonfly:

"Captain Dragonfly, do you call this game martial arts?"

"This ...... But it's true that the rules are not violated, and this is indeed a weapon......" Captain Dragonfly had a bitter face in embarrassment at the moment, "The main thing is that I have already finished preaching the rules, and I can't change them, so I'm sorry, I can't interfere." ”

"Well, I see." Lin Li sighed, looked up at Zongwu again, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth: "I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but if you play like this, then I won't pretend, I have a showdown." ”

A bazooka suddenly appeared in Lin Li's hand and carried it on his shoulder, corresponding to the one on Zongwu's shoulder.

But there is only one of them, and it seems that they lack the feeling of being evenly matched.

Lin Li then showed a few more wrenches, but after thinking about it, it was still not enough, so Lin Li threw away the wrenches and showed an electric drill.

Five, gold, high, hand.

Sogo Okita: "? ”

But this attitude itself is ...... No, we're off topic! Now it's Mr. Okita and Mr. Hayashi's ...... Huh? The bottom finally ended the debate with the two lazy boys, and when he remembered the new eight who was down to business, he turned his head and saw this scene.

Shinba: "??? ”

"Is there really one in the four-dimensional pocket now! Mr. Lin Li didn't come up with rocket launchers and electric drills just now! What kind of martial arts tournament is this! This is the arsenal display! ”

"Are you engaged in an arms race?"

"I didn't expect that I was still a fellow believer, but Lin Li, there don't seem to be missiles in your bazooka." After being stunned for a while, he quickly pointed to the bazooka and said.

There are indeed no missiles in the forest.

Because this is a "careless superhuman careless missile" that has been used up, not to mention missiles, the toilet is gone.

Lin Li just took out the town-by-town scene - he thought it was very interesting.

After all, Zongwu's judgment of himself was wrong, and he was actually not afraid of the bazooka in his hand at all, even if it was launched, Lin Li had too many ways to solve it.

In order to be more interesting, Lin Li took out a fan and fanned it, and a fierce east wind blew, which surprised everyone.

It's a pity that it's not what Lin Li wants.

He frowned slightly, sighed lightly, looked up at Sogo, and pleaded, "Mr. Okita, can you wait for me a little?" I'll show you a bigger "way" later. ”

"Yes." Looking at Lin Li, who has been calm from beginning to end, except for a moment of stunned at the beginning, Okita Sogo is also full of curiosity.

He felt that he might have to show his real skills.

And so a minute passed.

Lin Li slapped the feather fan in his hand again.

This time, the result did not disappoint him, it was the east wind he wanted.

Looking at the missile car that appeared on the stage, several meters long, Lin Li smiled with satisfaction, he sat in the cab, and then adjusted it slightly, and the back seat of the missile car was raised, so that the missile was aimed at Zongwu.

"Sogo-san, the cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming, do you want to go back and have a look?"

Lin Dazuo said seriously in Japanese Chinese.

Sogo Okita: "??? ”

"I'm finally accepting the fact that you two take out the rocket launchers! Why do you just take out the rocket car now! This is not something that can be done in the fourth dimension! It turns out that the arms race has really begun? ”

"And it's too big!"

"If this continues, not only Mr. Okita, but all of us will be finished! This mountain will be cut in half! ”

"Kagura! If you don't want to die, go away! "Silver time pulls out his legs and runs.

"It's coming!" Kagura immediately followed.

"You're reacting very quickly now!" Xinba looked at Gui and the others, who were also running wildly, and complained, "And, Yinsang, isn't my life my life?" Why don't you only remind Kagura and not me! ”

"Sweat profusely, Brother Enlightenment." Lin Li said with a smile.