499. "I'm super, lady! ”
"Zhu Yeqing announced his surrender, and the winner of this game is Elizabeth! The other team adds one point! With Zhu Yeqing's admission of defeat, Captain Dragonfly announced the result of the game.
The number plate on Captain Dragonfly's chest, which represents the points, also changed to 01:01.
"It's good, although it's a shame to win, and there is no martial arts and samurai spirit at all, I don't want to be in the company of this group of people...... But at least one point was taken back! Xinba first read a lot of it, and then said with a sigh.
"Don't care so much about the process, if the ending is good, it's good, meow." Like a gentle big brother, Gintoki pressed his palm on Shinpachi's head and rubbed his hair.
"Ginsan, if it's really Asassiah, I'll come too."
Everyone at Manshiya is a family, and Kagura saw such a beautiful scene and joined in.
Shinpachi should have been moved, but if Gintoki Kagura's fingers weren't in their nostrils three seconds ago, they would have really been moved.
Xinba's over-the-shoulder fall directly smashed Yinshi, the leading guy, to the ground: "Mr. Gui didn't call me by my name once, forget it, Yinsang, you did it on purpose!" Can't get over the name Meow Meow! ”
With the silver punching bag, Shinpachi was much more comfortable, pinching his chin with his hand, he looked at Captain Dragonfly who was cleaning up the scene - there were too many bullet holes and shells on it, it would take a while, and muttered softly:
"The last small game is light power, which is not very similar to the previous two, this should no longer be a competition for hard power, but a competition for agility and speed.
However, just from the perspective of speed, there should be no need to worry, we have Marukolong on our side, and the speed at which he rolls with all his strength is still very fast. ”
The prototype of the Marukosaurus is a rat woman, which looks more like a tire to the naked eye, and when you want to move at high speed, you can indeed shrink into a ball and then roll directly.
"Why don't you let the gorilla go on, as long as someone sits on his back and catches a wonderful sister's OO with a fishing rod, the gorilla will run faster than anyone else, Aru?" Kagura's clever IQ immediately came up with a brilliant answer.
"Kagura, what the hell do you think of Mr. Kondo—"
"Dear Kagura-sama, do you really have a wonderful OO? You see people are so accurate, I am the king of running-" Xun Kondo, who had already knelt down on one knee in front of Kagura, was kicked away by Shinpachi angrily.
"Mr. Kondo, when I'm talking to you, can you not hit me in the face for the first time! What is your obsession with my sister's OO! Bastard! Shinpachi struck another heavy punch, and Kondo Xun flew directly.
At this moment, in the eyes of everyone opposite, Shinpachi is the strongest existence in the other team - after all, he shoots flyers everywhere, doesn't he?
"Kagura, hand over my sister's OO quickly!" After dealing with Kondo, Shinpachi looked at Kagura with annoyance.
"Oh-" Kagura seemed to have eaten some earth-shattering melon, "it turns out that Xiao Meow ...... you to Sister Miao"
"What's in your head! I'm going to forbid you to take my sister's OO to swindle again! "Shinpachi is going to fight for the reputation of Shimura Miao!
"Oh, it's really stupid, four-eyed meow boy, how can I really have Sister Miao's OO, when the time comes, just take Xiaoyin's OO and fool it over, Aru." Kagura said with a nonchalant expression.
"It's too much with my OO, isn't it? Why don't you use the OO of Dingchun? Or the OO of the table? OO for OO? "Carrying out the silver that lies down wherever he falls, he raised his head and said to Kagura at this time.
"Actually, I think my OO will be a little better than OO's." Katsura joins the conversation as well.
"I don't rate your OO, but Mr. Hijikata's OO is the worst." Okita Sogo, who was still dying just now, now that it seems that the problem is not big, he poked his head out and said.
Shinba's gaze switched back and forth on everyone's faces, and his expression gradually became beautiful.
He covered his ears in horror:
"Why is this OO that everyone has? Even OO itself has OO? What the hell is it? It's been silenced, I don't understand it at all, but why can you all understand it! Have I been kicked out of the Silver Soul? I'm in the third dimension, but Sugata Masaki! How dare the production team!
Don't want ratings! I'm quitting! ”
"Now let's start the third game!" At this time, Captain Dragonfly's voice interrupted the debate over OO here.
"The third game, light work!"
"The two sides of the competition in this game can not attack the opponent, nor can they interfere with the opponent's weighing, the body must touch the scale surface, and can not use any levitation or flying abilities."
"The weight value, take the value after the pointer has been completely stabilized for five seconds."
On the stage, two common weight scales in warehouses suddenly appeared, which are generally used to measure the weight of goods.
"Defeat is determined by one of three things: attacking the opponent, weighing more than the opponent, and admitting defeat."
"Because the last game was Elizabeth's victory, the other team will send players first in this game, and the evil team will be the last."
After saying that, Captain Dragonfly looked at Shinhachi's side.
"Now, ask the other team to choose the contestant within three minutes."
The audience was silent.
The first to speak was not Xinba, but Ruyue, who was ready to play.
As if she had been insulted, she looked at Captain Dragonfly with some anger:
"Light work is a competition for weight?! Whoever is lighter wins!? Captain Dragonfly! Who taught you the definition of light work! ”
As a master of light skills in shadow dance steps, Ruyue, who is confident in her light skills, feels that when it is her turn to win back a city for the team, she tells herself that she is competing for weight?
What do you play?
"The faceless stone statue." Captain Dragonfly said quietly and without confidence.
"That's right! Why don't you seduce Mr. Kondo with OO! The new eight queens complained in hindsight, "In terms of weight, we are all big on our side!" There is no such thing as a light guy! ”
Needless to say, the iron pimples in "Iron Armor Xiaobao" are not light, and they are not much better on their own silver soul.
On the other side, let alone more rice, even if you are still on the field, the weight on your side will crush the opposite.
"Meow Xinmeow, why did you forget this lady Aru, the lady is very light." Kagura said a little shyly.
"You took out the posture that you just picked your nostrils with Yinsang! Kagura! Don't you know who eats the most in the house of everything! I can't even eat you in Dingchun! You're not lightweight, are you? ”
Xinba turned his head to look at the girl who was the head of the food and drink in Wanshiwu, and he was angry.
"Glasses Meow really likes to say sad things." Kagura was saddened, "After some words are spoken, the damage caused is irreversible, don't you really understand......"
"As far as Kagura is concerned, I'm afraid I won't be able to do any harm! Last time I ate snow crab, you and Yinsang didn't leave me a bite of it, and I've been haunted by it! And a few times of sukiyaki! Kabuki listen to that dozen times! Izakaya that dozens of ......"
Count Kagura and Gintoki's crimes? Xinbake has too much right to speak, these two guys are simply out of books!
"However, the weight of the new eight meows should not lose to that mouse, right?" Yinshi said at this time, "He weighs more than thirty grams." ”
Shinhachi: "? ”
But then he understood what Yinshi wanted to express, and punched it away again, complaining angrily: "The new eight meows are a person, not a glasses!" ”
But in the next second, he found that his vision was blurry, and he only heard Okita Sogo saying to Captain Dragonfly:
"Hello, Captain Dragonfly, our player has been chosen, it's him, New Eight Meow."
The corners of Captain Dragonfly's mouth seemed to twitch a little: "You call these glasses human?" ”
"Captain Dragonfly, I said it, this is not glasses, this is Xihachimeow, the physique between people cannot be generalized, and it is normal to look exactly the same as glasses.
This kid doesn't usually like to talk, and he doesn't like to move, so please take care of our family, please! ”
"Mr. Okita! You give me enough to stop! And why did my name change to Nishiba! ”
"No! Please re-elect the contestants! The iron-faced and selfless Captain Dragonfly has pushed his glasses back and no longer listens to the calves of the general understanding.
"Nishihachi, you're really a Nishihachi." Okita finally returned the glasses to Shinpachi, but said with some disgust.
"Mr. Okita," the corners of Shinhachi's mouth twitched, "you've been going around for so long, just to scold me, right?" ”
"Oh, how could it be." Sogo smiled and scratched his head.
"Maybe I have a plan again! Thanks to you, I have all the wisdom of the orangutan of mine. "Plan A fails, and the wise Gui gathers everyone over to announce Plan B.
Shinpachi wanted to come forward to listen, but was stopped, and then Katsura shook his head:
"Meow, you can't listen."
"Huh? Mr. Gui! Why can't I listen? Shinpachi's eyes widened.
"You're complaining, you listen to it now, and you won't be able to complain when you play later, which is very bad." Gui said seriously.
"Do you want to be discriminated against! And you said so, your plan must be very "Gintama"! ”
And Lin Li, on his side, is also discussing countermeasures.
"If you compare your weight, then you have more rice to play? He must have weighed the least of us. Thunderbolt Tiger said very bluntly and simply.
"Lin Li, do you have any ideas for not talking about martial arts?" Tossing and turning is looking at Lin Li.
This martial arts conference has nothing to do with martial arts, and everyone already has an expectation in their hearts.
Their hearts are not dirty, they must listen to Lin Li's heart.
Lin Li didn't speak for the first time, but looked at Captain Dragonfly:
"Captain Dragonfly, do these two scales belong to each other? For example, the fixed left side is our evil team, and the right side is fixed is the other team? ”
Captain Dragonfly shook his head, "There is no such thing. ”
Lin Li nodded, and his gaze looked at Kagura and the others with evil smiles on their faces.
If there is a belonging, the Gintama characters can directly occupy the scales of their own evil team, so that their weight will be counted as their own team.
But now that there is no belonging, you must not disturb and attack when weighing, and it looks like a pure PK weight?
Then why is the other side still laughing so evilly?
What kind of ghost animal plan do they have?
The most metaphysical weight is probably Elizabeth, but he has already played.
And he just saw Yinshi and the others, and threw Shinhachi's glasses up, but they were thrown back by Captain Dragonfly - it seems that Shinhachi's body can't play either.
"After the Whirlwind Claw is demonized, is the weight still there?" When Lin Li asked this question, the contestant on the opposite side had already entered the field - it was Kagura.
"It seems that the answer to this question is not important."
Lin Li thought about it, and said to Ruyue, who was slumped after being insulted by Qinggong:
"Let's let Ruyue go up, go up and find your own scale immediately, Kagura dares to approach, you take the initiative to meet it, and any of her actions will be regarded as attacking you."
"In short, protect your scale, there is a good chance that there will be ghost ideas on the other side."
Everyone believed in Lin Li's judgment, nodded when they heard this, and Ruyue also cheered up again: "Don't worry, if she wants to do something on the scale, she will definitely do it to me first." ”
"The third game, begin!" After the two took the stage, Captain Dragonfly announced.
Following Lin Li's instructions, Ruyue immediately chose a scale that was closer to her and stayed by the side.
But Kagura on the other side didn't seem to be doing anything to her at all, and walked to the other scale with a big grin.
"Hey! Gremlin! To lose weight, do you want to pull an O on stage? Okita Sogo watched the excitement from the audience.
"Don't say the dirty word O Aru in front of a light lady."
"Lady Lady, then you should pull your little finger out of your nostrils! What are you so ladylike! "The new eight hats iron does not become steel.
Kagura stood on the scale, and his originally calm eyes suddenly turned angry:
"Nishiba! When did the weight of the people become one hundred and ten pounds, Aru! I only had one hundred and nine pounds yesterday, which is not reasonable at all! ”
"That's obviously very reasonable!" New eight spit out.
When Ruyue heard this, her eyes lit up, and she jumped on the scale and stepped on it, but instead of stopping on it, she used the shadow dance steps to make herself spin on it.
And with this rotation, the pointer of the scale really stabilized, and the number pointed by the pointer was 10 - only ten catties!
It's a hundred pounds lighter than Kagura!
Victory is in sight!
"Ah, so, Chinese girl, there must be something wrong with the scale, right!" An evil smile appeared on Gui's face at this time.
"So-"
"You bad scale! Watch me fix you!! Kagura nodded heavily, and as the pointer was about to settle for five seconds, she raised her fist in the air.
"Boom-"
The sound of glass shattering was heard.
It was Kagura's fist that shattered the screen of the scale, and then Kagura stretched out his finger and moved the pointer from right to left, then looked at the data in front of him before nodding with satisfaction:
"Someone's weight should be -10 pounds, Aru."
(End of chapter)