500. "I'm super, not comparable! ”
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
What scene has Lin Li not seen?
He's really never seen this meeting!
Kagura on the stage was satisfied, humming a ditty, and the new eight pupils in the audience shook, and her chin drooped to the ground.
"Hey, Mr. Gui! Just smash the scale and break its hands, is that the way you have all the wisdom you have come up with? Xinba turned his head to look at the little genius Gui and complained excitedly.
"yes, am I a genius? There's no way, I thought about it, there are eight people here, eight machines, and one cat, and it should only add up to my brain, so I can only make a move, and that's the truth! The new tile keeps touching your belly—"
Gui helped the Conan glasses that appeared on his face, and said proudly and chicly.
"It's all said that don't rub the traffic anymore! And glasses are my specialty! Forget about Pokémon, Conan, I will never allow him to appear! Shinba went up directly and smashed Gui's glasses with a punch, and then complained:
"And what's so clever about that! Look at Kagura, she has adjusted her weight to minus ten pounds? What kind of concept is this, there is no such scale on the scale! Kagura is walking on the road now, does the ground still owe her ten catties? Is this reasonable? ”
"Is that reasonable?" It was not only the new eight who questioned him, but also the twelve zodiac signs and the others, but the object of their questioning was Captain Dragonfly.
Captain Dragonfly was silent.
This is the most indescribable game of the referee in his life, damn the stone statue, next time he will kowtow to himself, he will not participate in this kind of competition!
Hosting this kind of competition is really a long life!
If you continue like this, your gear will definitely be so angry that it will rust.
"What's unreasonable?" Gui handsomely shook his long flowing hair, not only to Xinba, but also to everyone on the side of the evil team:
"We didn't break the rules."
"I didn't attack your rabbit, nor did it affect your weighing, but as for attacking your own scales, it didn't say that it wasn't allowed, did it?
The result of the game is more than "the weight value, the value after five seconds of complete stabilization of the pointer", Captain Dragonfly, now that the five seconds have passed, it is time for you to announce the result. Gui said confidently.
"That's it—" Sogo also urged, and then began to reflect:
"The Warriors are so smart, and Mr. Hijikata is so stupid, it's no wonder we haven't eliminated them until now."
"Bitter rope! Sogo, do you want to die! ”
"What he wants to say is indeed what I want to say, I'm sorry, the evil team, although I don't approve of it in my heart, but the rules are recognized, and the weight of the other team has come out, which is 0." Captain Dragonfly nodded when he heard this, and said helplessly to the indignant zodiacs.
"Hah——!? People have already tilted the pointer to the back of 0, it should be a negative number, right? I protest! I'm supposed to be minus ten pounds Aru! Kagura on the stage said dissatisfied.
"Little girl, you give me enough time, the weight scale does not have this scale, the lowest value is zero." Captain Dragonfly said, turning his head.
"Alright, Kagura, you can be content! Hurry up and get me down, you one hundred and ten pounds! Shinpachi complained a little helplessly, and he really didn't want Kagura to continue to ruin the atmosphere of Wanshiya on it.
No, there doesn't seem to be a culture in the house of everything.
"Huh? Meow glasses meow, you dare to slander Kagura-sama's weight, you said that I am not heavy at all! You're done with Aru! Hearing this, Kagura immediately became furious, and he had reached the limit of his grades anyway, so he jumped off the stage and taught Shinpachi about love.
Only Ruyue with a stiff face was left on the field.
Play ** play - from the expression, Lin Li interpreted this meaning.
She is indeed very good at light work, but now she has to face the result of the limit of 0, light work is light work after all, she can't touch the scale surface with her feet, but she has no weight - even if she can fly, it is difficult to control to this extent.
What's more, such a small weighing platform is not enough to perform all the light work as a month.
"Like the moon! No way! Since the other side does not talk about martial virtue first, then let's learn the method of the other side and destroy our scales! The Thunderbolt Tiger immediately shouted loudly.
Ruyue Ye is not pedantic, Wen Yan nodded, and then raised his fist and slammed it on the weight scale.
"Knock-" After the silent tapping, Ruyue gasped: "It's so hard!" ”
Looking at the scales that had just been attacked, they were barely harmed and still intact.
"That's not right! This is impossible, that little girl can easily smash the screen with one punch, this is definitely an inferior product, although Ruyue does not specialize in force, but it is not weak, how can it not be broken?
Captain Dragonfly, is it that the material of the two of you weight scales is different! If so, isn't that too unfair? ”
Thunderbolt Tiger thought of the only explanation and immediately questioned Captain Dragonfly.
"No, the material of the two scales is the same." Captain Dragonfly shook his head, and then sighed deeply: "I originally chose a high-quality scale, it shouldn't be easy to break, after all, some of you are too heavy, and I have always considered the quality."
But that human girl named Kagura was pierced in one fell swoop, and I couldn't help it. ”
"Stop, she's not human, she's ......," Lin Li explained to everyone at this time.
The physique between people cannot be generalized, some humans look exactly like glasses, and there are also some extraterrestrial violent and savage creatures that look exactly like humans.
"My stick should be able to help you break the screen." Lin Li thought for a moment and threw his steel rod on it.
The steel rod comes with real injuries, and since this scale is not something that will recover itself after all, or the 'blood bar' is very thick, it can always be broken with a little time.
"I'm sorry, but the provision of this kind of material is not allowed in the rules, as I said at the beginning." But the steel rod didn't reach Ruyue's hand, and was stopped by Captain Dragonfly.
That's true, Lin Li nodded with a little headache.
"Ahh Damn, I knew I was on it! Or Hammer, the two of us should be able to smash the screen! Thunderbolt Tiger said in chagrin.
At least that would lead to a draw.
"Knock-knock-knock-" Ruyue on the stage is still persevering in hitting the scale surface, and at the same time running her own light work, so that the pointer is always unstable, but unfortunately the scale surface has been fine, and even cracks have not appeared.
"Okay, give up, Ruyue, eat a trench and grow wise, it's okay to lose this one, let's better understand the character of the other side, and we can win back the score in the next game."
Lu Lutong looked at Ruyue's already a little red and swollen hand, and said with some distress.
Old warm dog.
"That...... In fact, the "character on the other side" in your mouth is actually just a few of them, we are also good people, "Gintama" behavior, don't rise to other animations. "The new eight, who is being beaten, said weakly at this time.
Don't cause trouble to other characters!
So Xinba then turned his head and introduced:
"For example, in the work "Iron Armor", all their characters have ...... character"
"Well done, Mr. Gui, your method is really good, I knew that I directly summoned the shark giant and flattened the scale, it should be zero." Shark pepper is on the left side of Katsura, said earnestly.
"Indeed, it turns out that the game is played like this, we used to deal with Kabuda, it's really confused! Learned a lot, thank you, Katsura. The cockroach bully was on Gui's right side, and said with emotion.
New Eight: "......"
It's okay, these characters are not noble.
Ruyue on the stage seemed to hear Lu Lutong's words, and she finally stopped hitting continuously, but her legs still didn't stop.
"I can't allow this kind of inexplicable failure, I have a way." Ruyue said suddenly.
"What's the solution?" Lu Lutong immediately said curiously.
"The conditions for the end of the match are "attacking the opponent, weighing more than the opponent, and conceding defeat", and death does not count as a concedence."
"The stone statue told us again that death in this world is not real death, and after death, the body will disappear directly."
"My vanished corpse has no weight."
Following Ruyue's description, everyone finally realized what she was going to do, but even if it was Lu Lutong, hearing such a bloody method, although they wanted to speak, they stopped.
Because it's a good idea, strictly speaking, it doesn't come at a cost.
"That can only wronged you, Ruyue." Lin Li thought for a moment and spoke.
A draw must be better than being one point behind.
Losing one like a moon has little impact.
"It's okay, as long as you come back, bring back the reward for the Complete Annihilation Year." Ruyue smiled freely, and then she clenched her fist towards herself, and the fist went directly through her heart.
Because it must be completely dead before the corpse disappears, Ruyue did not stop here, but continued to use all her strength, constantly attacking all the vital points on her body.
She even had time to complain: "I knew that I would have asked Zhu Yeqing for a deadly poison needle, so I didn't have to torture it like this." ”
"Also, the process of death is quite novel."
"To be honest, even if I know that you are not really dead, I still can't stand this picture." Lu Lutong and other zodiac signs have already turned their backs.
Under Lin Li's gaze, Ruyue gradually died, and dissipated into stars.
The value of the scale is also floating, completely reduced to zero.
"It's so touching! Great sacrifice! Mr. Gui! You look at the method on the other side, you look at our method again! Originally, we didn't have any image, but in this comparison, our image has completely collapsed! ”
The tearful Xinba, looking at his side, complained that he hated iron and steel.
"Huh? Bahachimeow, do you want me to die Aru? ”
"That's not what I meant!"
"I don't listen! You go and die first! Eight-eight meow! ”
"But I have to admit that this is indeed a great sacrifice." Okita looked at this scene and nodded calmly.
"yes!" Hijikata Shiro and Isao Kondo also nodded, and for such an existence, the Shinsengumi would still show their respect.
"This is also the consciousness we have to have, whether it is this world or the world that will really die." Xun Kondo said.
"Boss Kondo is right, so Mr. Hijikata, for the sake of our team, you must commit suicide, your existence is harmful and not beneficial, please hurry up, I can help you make mistakes." Sogo immediately said to Hijikata.
The person who intersects the wrong person is in the seppuku ceremony, after the seppuku is made, in order to make the seppuku person die faster and avoid the painful torment, the existence of decapitation is supplemented - ordinary people come to their abdomen, and they can't die immediately at all, and it will be very painful.
"Tieba, damn it, you're the one who knows everything, right? After you die, my combat power will definitely soar to twice as much! Hijikata immediately began to fight with the total passion.
"A respectable practice." When the scale hands on the stage returned to zero five seconds, Captain Dragonfly spoke: "The result of the evil team has been released, it is 0, which is equal to the other team. ”
"Because the two teams had the same result, neither team scored, and now the score is still 01:01."
"The morning game is over for the time being, and a new game will start in the afternoon, so everyone can go back to their rooms and rest!" Captain Dragonfly said.
"Rest? Where do we rest? Is there a house for us? Xun Kondo scratched his head and asked.
"Your rest room is on the other side of the mountain, come with me." So Captain Dragonfly went to their room with Gintama and Ironclad and Whirlwind Claw.
"I didn't have time before, so I'll give you a brief overview of all of them." After looking at the location of their house from a distance, Lin Li said to the people on his side.
"Okay."
Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, winning all battles, the group of guys on the other side is indeed a bit perverted, and Dolai Mi and the others confirmed that it was necessary for them to obtain their information.
So everyone came to Lin Li's room and listened to his introduction and analysis.
……
"As far as I have a total understanding of fighting, I am better than you, but the gap is not too big, if you can take away the knife, you may be able to fight." Lin Li put away the steel rod and said to the panting Drill Monkey in front of him.
In order to compare the combat effectiveness - Lin Li is now fighting with the Drill Sky Monkey.
"Whew-that's okay, maybe as long as I'm drunk, I can still beat the other party in full bloom." The Drill Monkey said as he sat on the ground resting.
"I don't advise you to do that when you're drunk." Zhu Yeqing glanced at him on the side.
"Hey, hey." The Drill Monkey grinned.
Lin Li estimated the combat power in his heart.
Among the twelve holy beasts, except for Duo Laimi, the main gunpowder Lu Lutong, and the main medical skill Hong Jingtian, the combat effectiveness of the others is about the same.
That is, they have martial arts, and their strength is close to that of Okita Sogo, but there is still a certain gap, and after a long time of one-on-one, they should be defeated, which is not good.
As for the combat power of the Iron Armor Xiaobao, Lin Li had never experienced it, but considering that in the original book, they activated the super transformation form, and there was a time limit, the short one was only three minutes, and the long one was only ten minutes.
And under normal circumstances, they are simple, Lin Li thinks that they should be relatively easy to deal with, which is good news.
"I hope the afternoon game can be normal, I didn't expect to experience this kind of competition! Suffocated to death. Chasing the wind sighed.
"I haven't even played." I was also a little distressed.
"Don't wait for the afternoon game." Lin Li said at this time.
Everyone looked at Lin Li, a little puzzled.
"If you don't wait for the game, what are you going to do?"
"Now go to their base and serve them straight to the pot." Lin Li said.
(End of chapter)