When the two cross talk masters were performing, Cheng Guanli had already written the script from memory.

Chen Xiaoer and Lao Mao'er were amazed again and again, and couldn't help laughing out loud after seeing the lines.

Cheng Guanli said: "Second brother Brother Mao, you forget this script first, hurry up to the stage, and then come down to remember these keywords after the performance, because the time is too short, I only wrote a framework for the lines, you can play freely, remember a little, just let go of the fun." ”

"Well, look at you!"

The audience was happy enough to watch the performances of the two cross talk masters.

I didn't expect that there would be a new type of stage play, and there were those who knew more and thought it was a condensed version of the drama.

I don't know, I thought that these two young people were also talking about cross talk, but it was just a cross talk with a performance.

When Chen Xiaoer and Lao Maoer started to perform, people instantly felt bright.

Isn't it a common phenomenon to come back from a queue and not find a job?

Those who have the ability to go to university are either asked to find a job with someone and a relationship, and there are many people who can't get into college and have no job.

That's what happens around us.

Young man A opened a restaurant and made a lot of money, which is also a portrayal of real life, friend B looked down on people at first, and then temporarily flattered Buddha, both borrowing money and learning experience.

For the audience, this story is like happening around them, it is too real.

And Chen Xiaoer and Lao Maoer's superb performances also opened the audience's eyes, and they laughed back and forth.

Lao Guan laughed and said: "This ceremony, you should put the matter of Lao Liu's marriage to his daughter on the stage, or write out the matter of Cheng Jianwu locking the door, hahaha!" ”

Xu Yuzhen said with a smile: "No, Master Guan, the people in our courtyard are too weird, and others think it's fake when they say it, it's ridiculous!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, you have to be authentic, Guanli understands the screenwriter, it's so ridiculous that no one believes it."

Su Ying's parents also nodded again and again, glad that their daughter had met a good young man.

After a fifteen-minute performance, the audience laughed without stopping.

Cheers and applause followed.

The director said to Mr. Huang: "It seems that the spiritual world of the masses really needs food, and it is urgently needed. ”

Teacher Huang said: "Unfortunately, the current TV penetration rate is too low, most households in the capital do not have it, let alone other places, it is estimated that on average, the national TV penetration rate is less than one percent, otherwise this kind of program will be broadcast on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the people of the whole country will not be happy, see how happy the audience is." ”

"Yes, an important reason why the superiors did not immediately approve the Spring Festival Gala is that the penetration rate of TV is too low, and it makes little sense to launch the TV Spring Festival Gala, and the equipment used for the national live broadcast is almost blank, but after the video of this program is sent today, I am sure that the superiors will approve it!"

"As long as the superior can approve it, I dare to guarantee the ticket, and the effect will be good!"

"Hahaha, this effect is already in front of me, and it is estimated that it will not stop until the second half of the night today."

While speaking, Chen Xiaoer and Lao Mao had already finished performing, bowed and were about to go down.

The audience at the scene quit and shouted for another one.

Chen Xiaoer bowed and smiled: "Comrades, this sketch is different from Mr. Hou and Mr. Liu's cross talk, the two masters are handy, and our brothers are new to this new type of stage skit, the sketch has to start with writing the script, and then after running-in rehearsals, it will take at least a week to be presented, but, I said but, since everyone is happy, the atmosphere has arrived, our screenwriter Comrade Cheng Guanli has worked hard, and has just made up a new sketch in the background, please give our brothers a little time, Let's go memorize the lines! ”

Lao Mao'er bowed and said: "Everyone has laughed for so long, it's time to slow down, please enjoy the singing performance "The Night of the Military Port", Comrade Chen Xiaoer and I will come up later!" ”

After returning to the backstage, Chen Xiaoer and Lao Maoer hurriedly took the script to rehearse on the spot.

Crosstalk masters Mr. Hou and Mr. Liu also followed in.

Chen Xiaoer's father, Mr. Chen, who starred in Huang Shiren's old drama bone in "The White-Haired Girl", also helped to conduct.

and Mr. Huang followed the coordination, not to mention, it can really be presented in front of the audience in two or three hours.

Because Cheng Guanli's lines are just a framework, they are blank except for some obvious baggage, so it saves more than half of the things for Chen Xiaoer and Lao Maoer.

It's completely free to play, and you don't have to memorize trivial lines, but it's simpler.

Watching Chen Xiaoer take the script and memorize it over and over again, Mr. Hou directly suggested: "Xiao Er, you just come up with that kind of clever funny state, don't have the pressure to memorize lines, and don't think that the video may be sent to the superior leader, you just think of yourself as a street runner who goes to the crew to eat." ”

Cheng Guanli said: "Yes, second brother Mao, you just remember the order of the lines, there is no need to be fine to each word, I write this line very casually, just to let you adapt to the situation and enter the state quickly." ”

Chen Xiaoer and Lao Mao'er glanced at each other and nodded.

Immediately began to play on the spot.

With the guidance of several old artists and Mr. Huang, the first time it had half the effect.

Immediately after that, the second run-in was carried out, mainly to reduce the stiffness of the performance.

Soon, the previous song was sung, followed by acrobatics, color tricks, Peking opera, and small songs.

By half past eleven, Chen Xiaoer and Lao Maoer had been in the background for two hours.

Almost all the programs that can be topped are on top, and there is only one ending song program left.

couldn't delay any longer, so Cheng Guanli let them go on stage.

"Second brother Brother Mao, remember, let go of the fun, treat this stage as our usual rehearsal and run-in, and play to your heart's content!"

Lao Mao'er nodded, and as soon as he came on stage, he looked down at his watch and shouted.

"What's going on, what's going on, this is going to be turned on, what about the actors, this shot must be filmed today!"

Cong Shan ran over and reported: "Director, the actor can't come to the family because of something, we have to find a temporary replacement!" ”

"Who are you looking for, it's almost too late!"

"Director! Are you looking for an actor? Me, me! Director, director, do you think I can do it? Look at me......"

Chen Xiaoer ran over with a smile and pointed to his nose to introduce.

The comical state instantly drew laughter from the audience.

Lao Mao'er looked at his watch, frowned, and said, "You? Okay okay, let you try! This scene is to eat noodles. ”

Chen Xiaoer's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Eat noodles? ”

"Well, you see, it's a bowl of noodles."

Lao Mao was holding an empty bowl, and Chen Xiaoer looked at the bowl, as if he had seen the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and swallowed his saliva.

"Hey! I just haven't eaten today. ”

"What did you say?"

"Huh?" Chen Xiaoer's eyes rolled around, and he smiled: "I said I ...... today." I must do a good job, hehe, I must do a good job! ”

Wow......

There was laughter from the audience.

Lao Mao'er glanced at Chen Xiaoer with hatred and hatred, and said lightly: "You brew your emotions and prepare first." ”

Chen Xiaoer took the back of his hand and whispered to the audience: "My stomach has been brewing for a day......

The scene was full of laughter again.

"Okay, all departments pay attention, makeup, costumes, and props are all ready."

Taking advantage of Lao Mao's turn to arrange the field affairs, Chen Xiaoer couldn't help holding the bowl anymore.

Overjoyed: "Hit the lo mein!" ”

After a few snorts, he had already started a non-physical performance, and the scene exploded instantly, and the audience leaned forward and closed.