Chapter 38: Perfect Fit, Explosive Performance

Lao Maoer was adjusting the position of the camera, and Cheng Guanli carried the machine to string a camera on the side of the stage.

Then I heard the sound of sucking and eating noodles.

Lao Mao'er frowned, "Hey, hey! What was that! Be quiet! ”

The audience couldn't be quiet, and they were laughing and laughing more than the other.

Chen Xiaoer immediately put his finger in front of his mouth, "Shh...... Be quiet! ”

Let's continue to eat noodles.

Lao Mao'er was puzzled: "What sound! Be quiet! ”

No matter how much Chen Xiaoer shushed this time, he couldn't stop the laughter from the audience.

Chen Xiaoer hurriedly said: "Don't laugh! I'm about to be discovered! ”

This kind of interaction is not in the lines, it is all up to personal play, and the effect is really good, the audience is forced to quiet down with laughter, curiously waiting for the plot below.

After Lao Mao'er adjusted Cheng Guanli's position, he looked back and was instantly unhappy.

"Hey! How did you get it? ”

Chen Xiaoer smiled awkwardly, "Don't tell you, I didn't eat breakfast today, I'll make a bottom first." ”

Lao Mao said angrily: "This hasn't started filming yet!" ”

"It's okay, I think there's still a bucket there."

"Uh, well, that's what this scene looks like."

……

Next, Lao Mao began to talk to Chen Xiaoer, and Chen Xiaoer interrupted in a daze.

provoked laughter from the audience, and the actors and veteran artists backstage all laughed from ear to ear.

Lao Mao'er said: "There are two sentences in total, why are you in a hurry!" ”

Chen Xiaoer immediately shook his head and said, "I'm not in a hurry. ”

Lao Mao'er said: "I said a total of two lines, why are you ......in a hurry?"

Chen Xiaoshou stepped forward and hurriedly said, "Yes, there are two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry." ”

Lao Mao'er said impatiently: "No, I'm talking about a total of two lines, why are you in a hurry!" ”

"yes, I'm not in a hurry, Director."

"I said a total of two lines, what are you talking about......"

"It's two lines, me, me, me...... I'm in a hurry, you......

"Alright! Don't talk! "Old Mao'er has gone completely crazy.

The audience in the audience was already laughing straight, and many tears came out.

Lao Maoer's helplessness is in stark contrast to Chen Xiaoer's innocent and confused face.

This sketch has the feeling of deliberately pretending to be stupid and stunned, but Chen Xiaoer's performance is so natural, he is a 'little smart' whose brain can't turn around.

Lao Maoer's helplessness also made people feel distressed for him for a second.

The two of them talked for a while, and Chen Xiaoer finally understood.

"Oh~ These two sentences are my words, I understand, let's start, director, I can!"

But when it came to the actual acting, he was in a lot of situations, and he couldn't say his lines while eating.

Purr finished a bowl of noodles.

Lao Mao said helplessly: "Stop!" You go to the bowl of noodles and find some of this noodle feeling. ”

Chen Xiaoer said happily: "Let me eat a bowl?" Hey, okay, I've got to fill it up. ”

Wait until Lao Mao'er shouts to start,

Chen Xiaoer immediately gulped it into his mouth.

Lao Mao'er hurriedly said: "Say, say that you are in a hurry." ”

Chen Xiaoer patronized and ate, and the audience couldn't laugh anymore.

Lao Mao'er bent over and stomped his feet anxiously, "Lines!" What are you in a hurry! Why are you in a hurry? ”

Chen Xiaoer smiled, "I, I'm not in a hurry!" ”

The audience clapped and laughed again.

"Stop, stop, you put down the bowl for me, run around first to find a feeling,"

Chen Xiaoer immediately played out the feeling of eating two large bowls of noodles and running around.

Old Mao'er asked, "How do you feel?" ”

Chen Xiaoer smiled shyly, "Hey~ It tastes good!" ”

"What's good?"

"Noodles, just the right amount of salt."

Lao Mao'er slapped her forehead helplessly and pointed to Chen Xiaoer's stomach.

"I'm asking how it feels?"

Chen Xiaoer touched his belly and said with a smile: "I'm full!" ”

Lao Mao'er stomped his feet and said: "It's all screwed, I'm asking how it feels about the play just now, the feeling of the play." ”

"Play? Nothing to feel. ”

"How can you not feel it?"

"Uh...... I just feel like it tastes good, nothing else. ”

"Okay, okay, come on, you can continue to serve noodles."

followed by another drama full of situations, Chen Xiaoer played a contradictory character who didn't know how to act at all, was honest and clever.

Lao Mao had a feeling that he had been wronged, the scene was not filmed, and he built a bucket of noodles.

In the end, Chen Xiaoer really couldn't eat anymore, and he couldn't squat.

Seeing that this scene could not be filmed, Lao Mao was so angry that he picked up the bucket and poured it into Chen Xiaoer's bowl.

"Fill, fill! You're going to eat a full bowl of noodles! ”

Chen Xiaoer couldn't stand up straight, "Director, it's almost enough!" Hey, director, I'm eating, I'm me, I can't squat......"

Lao Mao said angrily: "Props, bring him a stool." ”

Cheng Guanli made another cameo appearance and brought a small bench to Chen Xiaoer.

Chen Xiaoer performed with an empty bowl without physical objects, but he acted like the real thing.

Pick up the noodles and can't swallow them.

Lao Mao'er said hurriedly: "Eat noodles, eat fast!" What a word! ”

As soon as Chen Xiaoer said something, why are you in a hurry, he burped immediately.

provoked the audience to burst into laughter, and the old man had already closed his eyes, "No, no, this will make me laugh to death, how can it be so funny, I'm so old." ”

Xu Yuzhen smiled: "This year is too happy. ”

Lao Maoer had to shout to stop! "Can you hold on for a while?"

Chen Xiaoer just hiccuped on the side, unable to speak.

Lao Mao'er reluctantly begged: "Hold on for a while, a minute, okay?" One minute, just one minute, attention departments! Officially shooting, ready to ......""

"Ugh!" Chen Xiaoer gave a burp

"I said you ......"

"Director, I'm really, uh! It's really not good, you like to shoot whoever you like, uh! I'd better do my job, eh! ”

Chen Xiaoer turned his head and ran away as he spoke, and Lao Mao'er shouted: "Come back, come back!" ”

"Director, I'm now, uh! I don't want to be famous now. ”

"If you don't want to be famous, you can't do it, come, give the audience a New Year's greeting! and our screenwriter Comrade Cheng Guanli also came over. ”

At this time, most of the audience realized that the young man who was a cameraman and a field worker just now was a screenwriter, and he was so young.

Su Ying's parents' faces bloomed with joy, and they were happy for their daughter in their hearts.

With the three of them bowing, this sketch that made people laugh and tears was finished.

This time, the audience no longer shouted for another one, because this sketch has already made people laugh, no sarcasm, no sensationalism, just make people laugh, and it is not vulgar, funny and cute.

It can be said that the audience enjoyed it.

The two actors are also enjoyable, they can make the audience laugh like this, and they can feel satisfied as a comedian.

The last song ended, and the whole staff New Year Gala ended successfully.

The original three-hour party lasted for six hours.

The director originally wanted the audience to choose their favorite shows, but it seems that there is no need to choose anymore, it is too obvious, it is a sketch.