766, a bucket of blood
Yi Yun finally walked into the Yu Wang's Mansion for the first time, the former golden and glorious Yu Wangfu is now dilapidated, the rebels looted all the property in the Yu Wangfu, and also set a fire here, and a large exquisite courtyard was burned down. Fortunately, the kind-hearted people of Chongqing had already taken out the corpses in the ruins and buried them, so Yi Yun did not see the scene of white bones in the ruins.
When the rebels invaded the city of Chongqing, many palace guards were killed here, and the girls who were robbed of the obscene and humiliated by the former Chongqing evil youth, and the girls who were newly captured by the prince of Chongqing escaped under the protection of the princess. The last time Yi Yun saw in Chengdu, it was a newly captured girl, and she had nothing to do with the former evil youth, so they didn't hate Yi Yun, and expressed their willingness to marry him. As for the girls who had been abused by the former evil youth, they were deeply disgusted with the Yuwang family, and after they escaped, they scattered and hid incognito, and did not follow them to Chengdu.
This saves Yi Yun the embarrassment, if he returns to Chongqing and finds a group of girls who have been bullied by the former evil teenager to hold him responsible, it will be really troublesome...... He didn't want to deal with such a hassle.
The soldiers simply cleaned the Yuwang Mansion and sorted out the few rooms that had not been burned down for Yi Yun to live in temporarily. Yi Yun couldn't figure out if this was his previous room, anyway, it didn't matter, just stay there.
While cleaning the room, the soldiers brought a large bucket of water and placed it in the bushes in the garden for Iyun to bathe, and his face was covered with tomato pulp, which he couldn't do without washing.
Yi Yun took off his black clothes, jumped into the bucket, burrowed his head under the water, and scrubbed his hair vigorously. As he was washing, he suddenly felt a "bang" of water around him, and someone jumped into the bucket.
Yi Yun hurriedly stuck his head out of the water to see who was next to him. I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, it turned out that the person who jumped into the bucket was a luxury girl, and after she entered the water, she was soaking wet. All of a sudden, it's watery, oh, it's wrong, it's dripping. She was covered in tomato pulp, much more than Iyun's, and this jump into the water instantly turned the entire bucket red.
"Hey, Sister Luyin. What kind of fame are you doing, look at it, a bucket of water has turned red from you!"
Hao Yin spread his hands and said: "It's not all your fault, these people hit you with tomatoes." Why even I am involved. ”
"Hey, that's not the point!" Yi Yun Khan: "This is a man taking a bath, is it really okay for you, as a young woman, to jump into a man's bath tub?"
"If it's someone else's bath tub that's the problem, it doesn't matter if it's yours. After all, Hao Yin is a girl from an ethnic minority, and when it comes to men and women, she seems to be generous, she said seriously: "I promised you that I will serve you if I save my father." Now we are here to keep our promises, and we ethnic minority people are always talking, never deceiving people, and they are not as changeable as you Han people. ”
"...... Those who sell cut cakes don't know if they are considered ethnic minorities, they don't lie?" Yi Yun complained.
"Cutting cakes, what's the matter?"
"Ahem, don't worry about the details. Yi Yun snorted, "Anyway, you go out quickly...... My wife has been getting more and more jealous lately. Last time my family came to a guy named Liu Ruyes, I obviously didn't touch her with a finger, my wife said that she was going to engage in a house fight, and almost turned the cute girl novel into a girl-oriented house fight novel, scared thirty-two almost eunuchs, you are going out, it will be a big problem when my wife sees it, do you want this novel eunuch to be successful?"
Hao Yin's face was blank. Obviously don't understand.
Yi Yun didn't care if she understood or not, so she quickly pushed her out of the bucket, and Yu Yin hugged the bucket and said, "No, I want to talk ......"
Iyun Khan said, "I allow you not to count. ”
"No, even if others allow it, my discipline is not allowed to ......"
"Hey. Girl, don't say this after jumping into a man's bathtub......!
The two of them pushed and shoved in the bucket, one wanted to push the person out, and the other did not get out even if he died, and the bucket full of tomato pulp water kept rippling, splashing red from time to time.
At this time, Lu Xi walked over with a towel and a change of clothes, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, you must be uncomfortable wearing the black clothes of the Yi nationality all the time, I'll get you clothes...... Huh?"
Lu Xi saw that Yi Yun and Hao Yin were pushing and shoving in the bucket, which was full of buckets of red-dyed water...... She screamed, "Ah...... Kill someone...... I don't know if Xianggong killed Xiangyin or Haoyin killed Xianggong...... The bucket is full of blood, a lot of blood......"
After screaming, Lu Xi fell to the ground with a puff and fainted.
Iyun Khan: "Look, you scared my wife out. ”
Hao Yin snorted: "She's too melon...... Where do we look like we're killing someone?"
At this time, An Qian ran over again, holding a piece of soap in her hand, and she said with a smile: "Xianggong, did Lu Xi come here just now?" She brought you a change of clothes, but forgot to take the soap corner...... Huh?"
An Qian was taken aback when she saw the bucket full of red water: "Xianggong, are you making out with Hao Yin in the bucket? Why did you have such a big bucket of nosebleeds? Oh my God...... You'll die if you have so many nosebleeds...... That's a lot of blood......"
Screamed twice, poofed to the ground, fainted.
Yi Yun sweated again: "Look, you scared my wife out again." ”
Hao Yin was speechless: "Why does she think it's your nosebleed?
Yi Yun spread his hands: "Because I see that she often gets nosebleeds when she undresses...... Her body is so beautiful......"
Hao Yin: "...... Stinky rascals ......"
"Hey, that's my wife, why am she a hooligan when I see her body?"
At this time, the quiet came again, she pushed a beautiful girl about fifteen years old and walked over, the beautiful girl was the girl who smashed Yi Yun's face with a tomato, it seems that the quiet forced her to wash Yi Yun's face.
The two girls walked to the side and saw a bucket of red water......
The beautiful girl laughed loudly: "Evil Shao, you bully too many women, and the prostate finally can't hold up the blood in the urine?"
Quietly screamed: "Hao Yin, you see my father-in-law's body so excited that he has so many nosebleeds?"
After screaming, he fell to the ground and fainted.
Hao Yin spread his hands: "Okay, it's me who has a nosebleed this time." ”
Yi Yun also spread his hands and said, "My prostate can still hold ......"
As soon as the words fell, another person came next to her, it turned out to be Li Chengyu, and she said with a smile: "Xianggong, I received a letter from Fu Paper Crane, saying that our transport fleet is about to arrive at Chaotianmen Wharf...... Ah......h
Li Chengyu saw the bucket full of red water, and let out a terrifying exclamation: "Oh my God, extravagant Yin, you actually shed so much blood for the first time? What is the structure of this woman? Oh my God...... Help ......"
After screaming, Poofon fell to the ground and fainted.
Yi Yun sweated again: "Look, you scared my wife again." ”
Hao Yin was speechless and frozen: "What kind of people are these wives of yours, one is better than the other, how can this be the ......first blood shed?"
Yi Yun spreads his hands......
At this time, a figure suddenly flashed by the bucket, Chen Yuanyuan's figure flashed suddenly, she glanced at Hao Yin lightly, and then said to Yi Yun: "Xianggong, don't play, it's important to get down to business, the transport ship of the Cao Gang is about to arrive at Chaotianmen Wharf, you come out quickly......"
"Okay, let's get out!" the protagonist climbs out of the bucket and walks forward.
Chen Yuanyuan leaned close to him and smiled: "Were you complaining about me just now?"
"How can I!" said Yi Yun, with a straight face.
"I just hid next to me, and I heard it all, saying that this novel was almost turned into a eunuch by me. Chen Yuanyuan smiled evilly.
"Ahem...... Never. "Yi Yun refused to admit it.
Chen Yuanyuan said with a smile: "Actually, I don't object to this woman taking back your home." ”
"Huh? why?" Yi Yun Daqi: "No more house fighting?"
Chen Yuanyuan spread his hands and said: "Stupid, if you accept this woman, it is equivalent to accepting the entire Yi clan as your arm, how can I object to this kind of good thing? ”
"Wow, I see......" Yi Yun's saliva flowed down, and then the soft flesh on his waist was twisted by Chen Yuanyuan, and the red fox who temporarily left him and followed Chen Yuanyuan before diving into Chongqing also jumped out and bit his neck.
Yi Yun spread his hands: "Alas, it's difficult for a man to do, and he will be criticized for drooling." ”
Chen Yuanyuan woke up the four girls who were fainting on the ground, the beautiful girl who threw tomatoes was released from the house, and the other girls helped Yi Yun change her clothes. Hao Yin didn't shy away from suspicion, so she changed her clothes behind the tree next to her, in fact, it was not a big problem whether she could change her clothes or not, anyway, she was still black, black from head to toe like a charcoal ball.
Everyone raised their feet and rushed towards Chaotianmen Wharf......
The street was quiet, a large group of people frowned coldly at Yi Yun, and from time to time tomatoes flew out of the shadows, but fortunately, Yi Yun was agile, and these tomatoes did not pose much threat to him. Only a beautiful woman throwing a tomato at him has a chance of hitting him. Fortunately, the beauties of Chongqing Oasis have long been robbed by the Yuwang family, and now it is very difficult to find a beauty, so Yi Yun has not suffered all the way.
When the rebels occupied Chongqing, a large number of good people fled to the downstream by boat, so the large and small ships on the wharf were driven away, and now the empty wharf is just convenient for the cargo ships of the Cao Gang to unload here, Yi Yun saw that a large row of ships had been parked on the side of the wharf, and there were ships on the river that kept docking, and it seemed that there were a lot of materials transported this time. Zhou Lan, the leader of the Cao Gang, was standing on the edge of the dock at night, directing the gang to carry items.
A large amount of ammunition and supplies are being brought down from the ship......
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