765, Chongqing is evil, return my sister
Hao Yin shook his head and said, "Miao Jiang's cup poison is too powerful, and we Yi people don't have the ability to lift it." 【.baoliny.】”
Iyun Khan: "Then let me try it first." ”
"You try?" said Yu Yinqi, "What do you take to detoxify?"
"Cut, look at it!" Yi Yun's body flashed with golden light, and the two big words "Imperial Doctor" jumped out of the ground on his head.
"Wow, in addition to being a god general and a guardian saint, you actually have the profession of a doctor?" ”
I'm rubbing, this has nothing to do with the Han nationality, okay? This is my privilege, Yi Yun complained powerlessly.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Fu Chongming, who was tied up like a zongzi, and shouted softly: "Advanced detoxification technique......"
A golden light drilled into Luxury Chongming's body, enveloping his whole person, all the girls held their breath and looked at it seriously, only to see that the golden light and the green qi were entangled on the surface of Luxury Chongming's body, and the green energy gradually faded, and then disappeared.
"Wow, it's unraveled?" "Hao Yin is overjoyed: "It's amazing...... That's amazing...... Father, my daughter is here to untie you. ”
The surrounding Yi soldiers were simply shocked by Yi Yun, and knelt on the ground in an uproar. A few female soldiers actually said seriously: "Lord Wang, although you have been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves do not touch, but in order to express our gratitude to you, we are willing to give birth to a child for you, and we will never pester you afterwards, and we will not ask you for child support, but when they grow up, the child will come to you to recognize their father and sing the song 'Beautiful Xishuangbanna, I can't keep my father, Shanghai is so big, is there my home' for you." ”
"Poof!" all the girls vomited blood in unison.
Iyun was not optimistic, he had read many novels, and in those novels, the poison was extremely cruel and not so easy to understand. In the novel of Thirty-two Changes, how can it be solved in just four or five lines? This is absolutely not in line with his discipline. Usually such a difficult poison to decompose, that guy can't get rid of it without pouring two or three hundred thousand words of water.
Yi Yun hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull Hao Yin, shook his head and said, "Don't be in a hurry to untie his rope." I don't think it's so easy to detoxify, so let's try to see if he's really detoxified. ”
"How do you try this?" said Yu Yinqi.
Yi Yun snorted and laughed, "I have a way to try!"
The girls are wonderful, what method does this have to use? Could it be that the prince still has something to hide?
I saw Yi Yun walking in front of Yu Chongming, extremely serious, and said solemnly: "The Five Poisons Sect Master is a melon skin!"
"Wow, yes, yes!" Yu Chongming was furious, and the blue anger on his face suddenly appeared, turning his entire face black, and he said angrily: "You actually dare to scold the sect leader." You die, I'm going to kill you, whoa......, whoa
Yi Yun spread his hands: "I tried it, but his poison hasn't been solved yet." ”
Hao Yin: "......"
Girls: "......"
The Yi soldiers were disappointed. He said with tears in his eyes: "It's miserable, the fourth-order imperial doctor can't even get rid of the cup poison, it's really the end of the day, what should we do?" The fourth-order doctor is already very rare, it is already our blessing to meet one here, it is difficult to find a second-order one after returning to the Yi family's hometown, will the patriarch's poison never be cured?"
Hao Yin was obviously also depressed, she sighed and said, "There are only two ways to do this. ”
The Yi soldiers asked anxiously, "Which two?"
Hao Yin's brows furrowed deeply: "The first is to defeat the Five Poison Sect. Catching their sect leader, Poison Emperor Han Lingfeng, may be able to force Han Lingfeng to help detoxify, but that person is too difficult to catch......"
The Yi soldiers were silent, they were indeed not the opponents of the Five Poisons Sect and the rebels, and it was because of his mistake that he was captured by the people of the Five Poisons Sect, so he was poisoned, and he couldn't win before. Now without extravagance, Chongming will be even more unable to win.
"The second is ...... Ask someone from the Hmong to help...... After all, our Yi nationality is also a minority, and the Miao people are naturally closer than the Han people, and the relationship with a small number of Miao people is good. ”
"Oh! yes, Miao Nu is amorous. Let's go to the handsome guys of the Yi nationality! Marriage is the king. The Yi soldiers shouted loudly: "Female soldiers, from today onwards, you must also shoulder the heavy responsibility of seducing Miao men!"
Yi Yun was sweating profusely, and these Yi people were really creative. No, didn't these two hundred female soldiers say they wanted to serve me? I don't have the heart to do so, but I can't let them seduce other men. He doesn't give the grapes I don't eat. What a dark psychology.
Yi Yun waved his hand and said, "Don't, don't do such a complicated thing, let's use the method of arresting Han Lingfeng...... Anyway, for some reason, I have to kill him. ”
"Oh, the prince is willing to help us to the end?" was overjoyed, with a grateful expression on his face.
Yi Yun snorted: "Of course I want to help you, who told me that this person likes to draw a knife to help when the road is uneven? My character is just now, and I have nothing to say......
As soon as he said this, he suddenly heard someone shouting loudly under the city wall, it turned out that they were fighting on the city wall just now, which alarmed the people in the city, and the people saw the officers and soldiers entering the city, and the rebels seemed to have reached a settlement with the officers and soldiers, so they came out boldly, and as a result, these people came out to take a look, and just saw the evil young man of Chongqing standing on the city wall and talking...... The people were taken aback, sweating, and heard the evil young man in Chongqing saying: "My character just now has nothing to say......
At this time, the people of Chongqing finally couldn't help it, a teenage little Lori picked up a tomato from the ground, well, why can you pick up tomatoes on the desert ground, please don't delve into it, it will always appear where it should be, and become a sharp prop.
The little girl held the tomatoes in her hand and yelled at Yi Yun on the city wall: "Chongqing evil youth, you actually have the courage to say that you have a good character? Give me back my sister ......" While speaking, the little hand waved, and the tomatoes flew towards Yi Yun at a speed of 14 kilometers per hour, it turned out that this little girl was a baseball pitcher.
Yi Yun was taken aback, Nima, the tomato secret weapon? What kind of popular person does this have to be qualified to suffer! On the side of his body, the tomato bar slammed into Hao Yin's face with a chirp...... Stained face with red pulp......
Then an aunt flashed out of the city, shouting: "Chongqing is evil, after four years, have you come back to plague Chongqing? Give my daughter back ......?" After speaking, he waved his hand, and another tomato hit at a speed of 15 kilometers per hour, it turned out that this aunt was a retired baseball player.
Yi Yun flashed sideways again, and a cloud of red pulp exploded on Hao Yin's body.
At this time, a huge fat girl with a pockmarked face actually jumped out, holding a huge tomato with both hands, weighing at least 20 catties, she shouted: "Chongqing evil youth, you robbed all the beauties of Chongqing, but you didn't rob me? I have been waiting for you to rob me, so that I can kill myself to show my chastity, but you have never come! Does it mean that I am ugly? You evil young man, look at the beckoning ......" She waved her hands, and the giant tomatoes flew at a speed of 1 kilometer per hour.
Nima, is this a shot put player? Can you throw such a heavy thing? Yi Yun was taken aback, and flashed sideways, and the giant tomato chirped again, dyeing Hao Yin's whole body red.
"Chongqing evil youth, return my daughter!"
"Chongqing evil youth, return my sister!"
"Chongqing evil youth, return my sister!"
"Chongqing evil youth, return my wife!"
"Chongqing evil youth, return my mother!"
"Chongqing is evil, return my mother-in-law!"
When Yi Yun heard this, oh my mother, cheating daddy! He was lucky, and roared angrily: "Shut up, Nima's, the daughter and sister in front of me should block Huan Xian's hidden quail and say that he is twisting I Qichen 2 cards Pan Yi Yue Sulphur Blocking Clever Arrogant Americium Trick Trick Lai Mu Ji Stealing Naan Cooking That Tang Lang Oh Bath!?
His roar was so loud that the entire city of Chongqing was stopped by his roar, and after a long time, he heard the extravagant Yin wrapped in tomato pulp next to him sigh and said, "This is the ...... Really...... It's not saved......"
Yiyun's sisters laughed together, quiet, An Qian, and Chen Yuanyuan all knew that he was not really a Chongqing evil boy, and laughed at him for carrying the black pot. The other girls thought that Yi Yun had now reformed and was no longer the villain he used to be, and they all laughed at him for his own sins and couldn't live.
Yi Yun was very annoyed, what did these people mean by scolding? It seemed that they had forgotten the horror of evil.
Yi Yun took a deep breath, and then snorted at the people below: "Whoever scolds me again, I promise to snatch all the women in his family within today......"
"Coax!" the people scattered as birds and beasts.
"Hmph, is it really because of the wicked that others will be afraid?" Yi Yun spread his hands: "Once I become a good person, they think I am a bully......"
As soon as the words fell, suddenly another tomato flew over, haw, this time Yi Yun forgot to hide, but the result was in the forehead, and his face was full of red pulp, and the person who threw the tomatoes was a fifteen-year-old girl, this girl was very beautiful, well-behaved and cute, and the accurate head of throwing tomatoes was also a must, she said indignantly: "I will not bow to the powerful and evil forces...... Willing to cut his whole body, dare to pull the evil young man off the horse......"
Yi Yun spread his hands and said helplessly: "Come on, arrest this woman for me...... I'm going to ask her to wash the tomatoes off my face for me before letting her go. ”
The girl snorted: "Don't think I'll wash your face, even if you put me in a look of eighteen, I will never give in......"
"Drag away, drag away!" Ievian waved.
Several soldiers dragged the girl down.
Seeing that Yi Yun had finally hit the tomato, Hao Yin laughed happily: "Hahahaha, you have also been tricked...... Who told you to keep hiding and the tomatoes fell on me?"
"Okay, don't laugh, like a nervous break, tell your soldiers to prepare bath water, I really can't afford to hurt. Yi Yun said helplessly.
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