'A sign of spring? It's not the recovery of everything, it's the collapse of Arsenal! ’

This seems to be a matter of course.

07/08 season.

10/11 season.

13/14 season.

15/16 season.

The invincible arsenal will always drop the chain inexplicably.

Often, a few defeats against underdogs have led to the collapse of the season, and the Gunners have always been incarnated at a crucial moment: the race for the fourth.

Nearly seven years.

In terms of the number of slaughters in the Premier League's BIG6, Arsenal deservedly number one, with eleven times being bloodwashed by different teams scoring more than 4 goals. The opponents also include teams in the middle and lower tiers.

Most of these competitions take place at the dawn of spring.

A well-known commentator once said: "Bitter or not, think of the *military Liverpool." ”

In fact, Arsenal fans are even more distressing.

Li Kang's life was very uneventful.

Except for the occasional photograph of advertisements, he lives a life of two points and one line every day.

Since Morata and Xhaka fell in love, there have been fewer and fewer playmates to play games together, and Li Kang will swipe video sites, and even consider opening a teaching account like Kroos.

Cross's teaching series is: "Teach you to be a ceremonial midfielder. 》

Your own teaching series can be forgotten.

Of course, the hottest football coach on the video site is Pep Guardiola, whose dancing on the sidelines was cut into broadcast gymnastics by netizens, and was also accompanied by the BGM of "The Times is Calling".

During a visit to London by her adoptive mother, Sofia, the traditional Castilian lady complained about the ill-fitting cloth shoes she had made for her son, she returned to Barcelona that day.

Li Kang's online social accounts, the closest connection is still Havertz and Brandt, Bayer Leverkusen twin stars want to come to Arsenal's training base around, but are too busy with their studies to withdraw.

I heard that Kiessling, who became an assistant to the sports director after retiring, runs to the La Masia academy from time to time, and is ambitious to copy the recruitment case of the boss Worrall!

The other side.

Arsene Wenger is busy.

The training-based League Cup was abandoned early.

The FA Cup, the Champions League, and the Premier League are fighting on the three fronts, and the big and small things inside and outside the club are also overwhelming.

For example, one of the club's top brass privately complained that the players were consuming too much drinking water

Even this kind of, the Arsenal manager has to write a report to refute it.

No club manager in the Premier League is more exhausted than Arsene Wenger.

The days went by like this.

Premier League matchday is here.

Li Kang and his teammates came to Stoke-on-Trent, the "JDZ of England".

Arsenal will take on Sky City - Stoke City away from home.

The club was founded in 1863 by a group of railroad workers.

Recently.

In addition to the 6-1 thrashing of Liverpool in the Premier League, Stoke City also has a famous meme:

"Pinnacle Barcelona Dream Three? They'll experience the end of the world on a cold and rainy night in Stoke City! ”

The background of this sentence is based on the fact that the average height of the Stoke City team is 1.88 meters.

What is the concept?

Among the more than 160 clubs in the five major leagues, Stoke City has maintained the "first height" for nearly 13 years.

Who is the second place?

Leverkusen!

Let's compare the average height of Pinnacle Dream 3 Barcelona?

The penultimate number one for six years!

It wasn't until the Barcelona senior management spent 150 million in the summer window last year that the average height of the Barcelona team rose to 1.79 meters.

Let's take a look at those keywords!

Stoke City, cold and rainy nights

This famous hot stalk has sparked heated discussions in major sports forums.

Fans are crazy about assuming that Barcelona will score a few goals against Stoke City.

Pity.

The two teams did not have a chance to play each other.

Britannia Alloy Stadium.

Crowded with people, the seats are full.

More than 20,000 spectators shouted wildly.

The mascot, the little hippopotamus, is stretching out his fat hand to say hello to the fans sitting in the treetops.

The pitch is so low that fans who can't afford tickets will climb to the trees on the high ground outside the stadium to watch the game.

“CTV5！ CTV5！ Good evening, audience friends. ”

"Now it's the 2016/17 Premier League season that is streaming live for you."

"Stoke City host Arsenal!"

"Potter vs. Gunners!"

'Arsenal have never beaten Stoke City away in the last seven years!'

"Will Arsene Wenger be able to break the winless spell tonight?"

"Let's wait and see!"

Player tunnel.

Stoke City in this historical period gradually abandoned the title of "City in the Sky".

"Lee, long time no see!"

A pair of large hands pressed down on the shoulders.

Li Kang looked back and saw that it was Bo Yang.

The former Prince of La Masia. He scored more than 900 goals during his youth team, breaking many records set by Messi as a child, playing in the Champions League at the age of 17 and being selected for the Spanish national team. It's simply the beginning of the dragon Aotian template.

At the age of 18, he refused to play for the national team.

At the age of 18, he won La Liga, the Copa del Rey, and the Champions League." Triple Crown".

Not the kind of bench cooler player yet.

Scored in the Copa del Rey final and scored three goals in key Champions League battles

Rumors: The Barcelona hierarchy originally wanted Lapbrokes Young as the core and sold Messi

It's a pity that Bojan is not angry, and after winning everything, he began to mess up at the age of 19 on the grounds of "anxiety".

Barcelona fans will certainly want to see Bojan and Messi join forces to create a bright future for Barça.

Pity.

In the game, this thing can't coexist with Messi.

The Barcelona coaching staff racked their brains and couldn't do anything.

Because as long as two people play at the same time, fans will find that this goods and Messi will squeeze each other's running space. Barcelona's attacking rhythm can get very weird.

Didn't say hello for long.

Li Kang was not familiar with Bo Yang in the first place.

During the La Masia Academy, Bojan was a dragon in front of his peers and an "anxiety patient" in front of his first-team big brother.

Anxiety to the point of "being thirsty but not afraid to drink water".

The referee led the players from both sides out of the aisle.

The radio can't wait to broadcast the main lineup roster.

The reaction from the home fans was lackluster

It has to do with the style and ornamentality of Stoke City.

In three consecutive seasons, there has not been a single game with more than 50% possession.

All in the Premier League, with the fewest shots on goal, the fewest shots on target, the fewest pass completions and the lowest pass completion rate.

It doesn't matter if you're a BIG6 in the Premier League or Aston Villa, as long as you meet Stoke City, well, you will set the record for the shortest effective game time in the club's history time and time again.

"Here's a look at the starting line-ups for both sides."

"Stoke City are in a 3-4-3 formation! It seems to have been influenced by Conte! ”

"Goalkeeper: Grant."

'Defenders: Muniesa, Indy, Johnson.'

'Midfielders: Piettels, Adam, Imbra, Diouf.

"Forwards: Allen, Bojan, Shaqiri!"

"This forward line has pulled down the average height of Stoke City to the maximum! The heights of the three attacking players are: 1.68 meters, 1.69 meters, and 1.67 meters! ”

"Arsenal are in a 4-3-3 formation!"

"Goalkeeper:"

"With the referee's whistle! The competition is officially on! ”

(End of chapter)