After Waiter escaped from the window, he directly relied on his agile posture to flicker and move, and fell directly to the window sill on the first floor, and then swaggered down to the sofa next to the fireplace.

Jumping lightly, he jumped on the sofa, and lay lazily on the sofa, staring straight at the fireplace that was not lit not far away, and his thoughts didn't know where he had gone.

Waite is a glorious time-traveler, formerly known as Xiao Yiren.

Originally, he was just a scumbag graduate student who had just graduated, and he was a two-dimensional enthusiast and a popular fiction writer (street writer).

Originally, his parents were still alive and had a younger brother, who was not included in the selection range of the starting orphanage.

But even if he crossed over, he couldn't say anything.

As for the reason for the crossing, heh.

He Xiao Yiren/Waite Black can also be regarded as a book emperor-level powerhouse with a book age of more than ten years, and has seen car collisions, lightning strikes, meteorite impacts, and even star destroyers sending people to cross, but he has really never seen any crossing method with its own outrageous.

Remember that day......

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life and want to be truly alive?"

Xiao Yiren looked at the pop-up window that appeared in the computer, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, Xiao Yiren didn't know how much he had seen in such a window, Xiao Yiren was still very experienced in this kind of thing.

First of all, don't worry, take out the spicy strips in the drawer, then tear open the package and eat a delicious Weilong spicy strip.

Then move the mouse, pay attention here, don't look at the so-called yes and yes, are traps, and don't click on the cross, look carefully, you will find that the scarlet cross is composed of countless shrinks, click in and you will fall into a situation of no return.

Finally, click on the management page on the computer and force the pop-up window to close directly from the background.

If you don't follow the steps above, or if you fail to do so, you'll see a terrifying image with a golden figure talking to you.

The content of the conversation, the vast majority of people know.

"Hello everyone, I'm a scumbag, a brother, come and cut me, let's enter the legend and play together......"

And the above is just a novice's operation, as an old driver, Xiao Yiren's operation is obviously a grade higher than others.

I saw Xiao Yiren's finger press the shutdown button of the computer host, and the computer shut down directly.

Xiao Yiren withdrew his hand, took out one from a pack of Weilong spicy noodles next to the computer desk, and stuffed it into his mouth, while the other hand touched the mobile phone on the side.

"Computers are really getting boring, and it's better to read novels."

Siu Yiren is a recent graduate of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

Although Xiao Yiren has graduated with a master's degree, in this profession where age is more important than academic qualifications, his career is indeed not so smooth.

Of course, Xiao Yiren also understands the reason for his condition, after all, a gray-haired old Chinese medicine doctor is more convincing than a recent graduate.

Scratching his head irritably, Xiao Yiren suddenly remembered that his novel didn't seem to have been updated.

"Ah, it's so annoying! I really want to put it off. ”

After hovering on the edge of morality countless times, Xiao Yiren finally made that difficult decision - to procrastinate.

"Dear readers, today the author passed away, and I need to hold a funeral for myself, and I need to delay it for a day, so please forgive me. （＾ω＾）”

typed these words on the author's assistant, Xiao Yiren directly chose to publish, then pushed the phone, directly threw the phone aside, restarted the computer that had just been shut down, and looked at the computer's startup page, his eyes were a little blank.

"Persuade people to study medicine, the sky is thundering, how could I believe it back then......"

"Alas~"

sighed softly, and spit out the troubles in his heart directly, Xiao Yiren didn't even look at the computer screen, and directly relied on muscle memory, opened the webpage to see if there were any new updates recently.

But with the flick of his fingers, Xiao Yiren noticed that something seemed to be wrong.

"Classic career settings, familiar operations can be quickly started; Pay attention to the feel of operation, so that players can experience the real sense of hitting from knife to meat; Exquisite and legendary style pictures, reliving the memories of the past; Free PK, Guild Battle, and Shabak Siege are perfectly reproduced!

Inherit the classics and ignite the passion of the past!

10,000 people online, relive the bloody youth!

Cool fighting effects, feel the cool experience!

The strong compete and win the hero flag!

Come and play Legends, if it's a brother, come and cut me......"

Siu Yiren: "......"

As soon as he heard this advertisement, Xiao Yiren still didn't know what the situation was, and he was about to raise his head with a roll of eyes, pull the management page, and turn off the advertisement, familiar with the steps.

But today's events are different from usual.

At the moment when Xiao Yiren raised his head, he saw a golden dagger hanging above his head through the computer screen at some point.

And before he could react, this "classic dragon slayer" was directly and mercilessly chopped down, and Xiao Yiren's skull was lifted very cleanly.

Xiao Yiren didn't know what happened after that, anyway, after losing consciousness, he turned into a cat and appeared in the pet store.

……

When he just crossed over, Xiao Yiren called a circle.

But as a two-dimensional plus writer, the acceptance of crossing is still quite high, and even crossing into a cat is within the acceptable range.

After all, Xiao Yiren, who crossed into a tentacle monster or something, didn't write about it......

Ahem, get down to business.

After a moment of blindfolding, Xiao Yiren calmed down directly, and barely relied on his professional ability to distinguish that the language spoken by these people was British English.

According to the pet shop owner's words, Xiao Yiren also understood that he was now in London, England, and the time was about 1989.

To tell the truth, Xiao Yiren thought that his luck was really good, and within a few days of crossing over, he met a family of three to buy pets.

Siu Yiren happened to notice the girl with brown fluffy hair, and heard the other party's name - Hermione, and the pet shop owner called her father - Mr. Granger.

Good guy, Xiao Yiren is a good guy on the spot, a cute performance, successfully attracted Hermione's attention, successfully qualified, became the cat master of the British Ministry of Magic, and walked to the peak of cat life.

That's where it is.

And Xiao Yiren's current name is Waiter Black, to be precise, white·black, Chinese is white·black, and the name of Xiaohei Xiaobai in Chinese is on the same level.

Of course, the main thing is that Hermione was only eight or nine years old, and the name was definitely abolished and now that he is used to it, Xiao Yiren has basically accepted the name.

"Meow, meow~meow~meow! (Little Hermione is about to embark on her own magical journey, where's my golden finger?) ）”

[Mao Yiren has joined the chat group! 】

Xiao Yiren: "Meow meow??? ”