[Mao Yiren has joined the chat group! 】

Mao Yiren: "Meow meow??? ”

Xiao Alien: ", it's finally a newcomer!! Excited jpg"

Xiao Alien: "A newcomer in half a year, it really makes me wait!! ╰（‵□′）╯”

Mrs. Xiao: "Ma Ma~, @萧异形, don't be so excited, you're going to scare the newcomer." ”

Xiao Taiwolf: "@猫奕仁, newcomers will look at the group announcement first." ”

Pai Daxiao: "Peep screen jpg"

Looking at the news in the group, Mao Yiren, ahh

Originally, he didn't have any desire to open a group announcement, after all, the chat group should have only a few functions, nothing more than more powerful and less weak.

As a veteran bookworm, I shouldn't have to look at those new talents anymore to see things like chat group announcements.

This is like a smartphone, if people who have not been exposed to mobile phones accept smartphones and don't want to explore slowly, the fastest way is naturally to require a large number of novice textbooks.

And this is basically useless for veterans, and naturally most of them will choose to "skip" the beginner tutorial.

And Xiao Yiren thinks that he is the veteran.

But Xiao Yiren carefully looked at the strange names of this group of strange guys again, and felt that this chat group seemed to be a little different from his impression, and he also moved the realization to the so-called group announcement.

"This group of guys can't be a group of traversers surnamed Xiao, right? Traverser support group? ”

Thinking wildly, Xiao Yiren clicked on the announcement of the chat group, and then froze directly in place. ————— [Chat Group Announcement]—————

...........................................................【..... Don't be fooled, don't be fooled, don't be fooled, don't be fooled, say important things three times. .........】...【..... The group is full of their own people, all of them are Xiao Yiren,]....[If you don't believe it, we'll help you recall us]...[Memories before your death, for example, in your mobile phone...]...[Ahem, it's all Xiao Yiren, so I won't say much.] 】.....【..... After the important things are said and done, the following is the ...... [function of the chat group................................

After reading the first half of the group announcement, Xiao Yiren suddenly thought of an important thing.

"Anyway, I don't think I have set my phone to the initial settings yet!!"

Xiao Yiren's cat's eyes widened, and a pair of blue eyes pressed out a vertical pupil, only to feel that his innocence was no longer there.

"Damn, didn't you just lift my heavenly spirit cover? I'm going back, and at least I'm going to smash my phone!! ”

Xiao Yiren closed the chat group announcement with a somewhat gray face, and he didn't look at the rest of the announcement carefully, just glanced at it roughly, but he also knew the functions in it.

Most of the functions of the chat group are nothing more than that, simple chat function, ordinary red envelope function, public live broadcast function, as well as powerful mall function, supreme enlightenment function.

Of course, the latter two just want to eat fart, and this chat group has the first three functional foundations, that is, chat, live broadcast, and red envelopes.

And the red envelope function is also very normal, and it can't transmit things with soul spiritual sense, and everything else can be.

That is, common animals are not good, intelligent plants are not good, items with wisdom and memory are not good, you can't do it, I can't do it.

Correspondingly, there are no lines of plants that have consciousness and memory abilities, ordinary items that do not have the ability to remember, abilities, and energy lines.

Mao Yiren: "So, are we a weakened clone and a weakened chat group?" ”

Xiao Alien: "Hmm~, there's nothing wrong with you describing it like that, after all, we are indeed the same person, it's no problem to say that it's a doppelganger, and then add a garbage door to the garbage, and the chat group where the garbage arrives at home is indeed like this." ”

"This Xiao alien is very angry!"

Looking at Xiao Alien's resentful response, Xiao Yiren shook his beard, and he couldn't tell what kind of expression he had on his face.

But his doubts were quickly solved.

Xiao Taiwolf: "You can pull it down, isn't it just a face-hugging worm that has been trapped in an egg for more than a year?" Look at you in a hurry. ”

Gotcha, face-hugging worm, isn't the good guy just an alien? Combined with the previous one, he said that he was a newcomer in half a year.

"Hey~, at least one person will stay in the 'little black room' for half a year before he can talk......"

sighed softly that he was really NP, and Xiao Yiren immediately began to water with "himself", without thinking about whether someone was cheating him in the group.

Just kidding, what is there to pit about him as a cat, and he also looked at the previous chat history, and the first person to enter the group was Xiao Alien, that is, the guy who crossed into a Alien (Face Worm).

After that, there is Xiao Taiwolf, that is, Xiao Yiren, who crossed into the world of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf and became a wolf.

Directly after the first many extreme pulls, they began to exchange information about their past lives, and after all of them were matched, they began to exchange experiences, love history, and even black history.

Each piece can be aligned.

And then there was no then.

After that, there is Pai Da Xiao, that is, Xiao Yiren, who crossed into the world of SpongeBob SquarePants, and crossed into a starfish, and his blood relationship with Pai Daxing is unknown.

After comparing the three of them, they found that the three of them were all Xiao Yiren.

Of course, these are not the reasons why they are really relieved that the chat group will come to Xiao Yiren.

The real reason is - one day, the newcomer Pai Da Xiao was bored, flipped through a very inconspicuous tab, and then clicked on the icon that appeared.

That is, the self-description of the chat group.

Although it is only one sentence, it is also staggering.

[Apology and Promotional Statement of Traveler No. 10086.] 】

[Due to the negligence of our staff, your true spirit was accidentally divided into uncountable shares, in order to express my heartfelt apologies, our company has made a series of compensation to you on the basis of the basic gold finger - Yiren's inhuman chat group, and the specific compensation function is also requested to all traversers No. 10086 to explore by themselves. 】

[Secondly, on behalf of the company, I issue a special order to all the traversers, please actively understand the world, strive to unify the plane, establish plane coordinates, and provide valuable route coordinates for the masses of people! 】

[Finally, due to the influence of some unknown factors, some of the traverser's golden fingers have undergone unknown changes, please pay more attention to traverser No. 10086.] 】

Salute now!

Seventy-one proudly crossed the office

2022.04.24 Xuan

When this thing was sent out, it could be said that the three Xiao Yiren were all fried.

It can be said that he is smiling on his face, and he is selling criticism in his heart. 71 Triumphant Crossing Office?! Do you think I can't recognize you when you change the pinyin?

Of course, although the scolding was quite ugly at the time, after a long time, I couldn't scold anymore, so I could only dry it with tears.

Now that the mission is here, as long as you continue to do it, maybe you can return to the original time and space? It's not a starting point orphanage, it's not good.

Thinking about it, Xiao Yiren suddenly felt that something was wrong?!

"I've crossed all the feelings, and I have to give the starting point Oh no, it's a part-time job for July 1st?!"